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    Default Top Gear: quite possibly the coolest show on TV.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM1WSKJ3PJs

    I know most of you are little girly men who dont get turned on by things that go "vrooom" but there have to be a few motorsports enthusiasts on this forum, right? If youre out there, then Im sure you agree that this show is unparalleled in shear awesomeness.
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    Thats such a samantha thing to say.
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    seriously though, watch the clip, it just may jumpstart your manhood.
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    it was really sweet at the end when the two guys were faux racing.
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    Top Gear: quite possibly the coolest show on TV.
    LOL, you really did not know this?
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    Default Re: Top Gear: quite possibly the coolest show on TV.

    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM1WSKJ3PJs

    I know most of you are little girly men who dont get turned on by things that go "vrooom" but there have to be a few motorsports enthusiasts on this forum, right? If youre out there, then Im sure you agree that this show is unparalleled in shear awesomeness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Top Gear: quite possibly the coolest show on TV.
    LOL, you really did not know this?
    no, I did, but I never catch it on tv and havent gotten around downloading all the eps. So I tend to just randomly decide to watch episodes on youtube.. Ive probably watched 30 or so... I think the motorcycle/scooter ride through vietnam was my favorite episode.
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    I watch Top Gear on the weekends on BBC. All of those guys need to meet a good barber.
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    I agree, I've been watching this for a very long time and its one of my favorite shows.
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    Top Gear and (Season 2 of) Top Gear Australia are very near the top of my favourites list.

    For anyone that hasn't seen the North Pole special - where James and Jeremey race a 4WD to the North Pole vs Hammond on a dog-sled - it's a must see - rather amazing accomplishment and seriously funny.

    Did anyone see the Nissan GTR vs Public Transport in Japan episode? I still laugh when I think about "I just walked back a few carriages looking for a vending machine. What do you mean the trains moving? It's still stopped!" Oops.
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    You can actually watch the latest episodes directly on bbc´s website.

    "get thru alabama without being shot or arrested" is also pure gold. I still wonder if rednecks are that crazy.
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    What the f*ck is going on with Hammonds dress sense??? beads and waistcoats.? plus that hairstyle??

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    The review of the V12 vantage is the nuts. He just drives and shuts up, repeatedly saying "Wonderful, wonderful". He doesn't care to list the specs, or compare the car. Its totally in contrast with pretty much every other review Clarkson's done. Well, maybe except the Veyron race.

    Edit: here, right after Jeremy stranding Richard in a lift in the studio so he couldn't affect the cool wall
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    yeh, the Vantage review was awesome with that soundtrack, wasn't sure how it was going to end and I'm gutted the series is over.

    The clip OP posted was possibly the only Top Gear clip in which an American was made to look cool.
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    The America road trip is truly brilliant tv.
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