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    You know what I hate more than anything?

    When you are about to sneeze, and the oh some awesome feeling that comes from the anticipation of a good sneeze building up arrives, and then the sneeze just disappears.
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    r u drunk?
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    i am woooo
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    no, I am sober and tired and unfulfilled from the phantom-sneeeeze
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    You know what I hate more than anything?

    When you are about to sneeze, and the oh some awesome feeling that comes from the anticipation of a good sneeze building up arrives, and then the sneeze just disappears.
    omg

    insta life-tilt

    it's especially frustrating because i have an outstanding sneeze, i.e. very loud and obnoxious
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    look at a bright light.
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    drink water backwards


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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    drink water backwards
    pics of hot 16 yr old students or ban
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    today I farted and sneezed while I was peeing
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    You know what I hate more than anything?

    When you are about to sneeze, and the oh some awesome feeling that comes from the anticipation of a good sneeze building up arrives, and then the sneeze just disappears.
    QFT.

    Sneezing is awesome.
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    When I'm starting the wind-up to sneeze my gf says "bless you" and like 75% I don't sneeze. Makes me want to punch her in the throat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    When I'm starting the wind-up to sneeze my gf says "bless you" and like 75% I don't sneeze. Makes me want to punch her in the throat.
    Pics of her???
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    I have a cut in my nose and my allergies are kind of bad this time of year and so almost every time I sneeze it reopens the cut
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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    drink water backwards
    This would be hilarious if it actually did make you sneeze. Where would the water go?
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    I hate it when you sneeze and it makes your nose and throat sting
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    When I'm starting the wind-up to sneeze my gf says "bless you" and like 75% I don't sneeze. Makes me want to punch her in the throat.
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    I have a sneeze on demand thing.. basically I scratch about where my hairline is, about a third of the way to my left ear starting from my left eye. If I scratch there for about 5 seconds, I sneeze every time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    You know what I hate more than anything?

    When you are about to sneeze, and the oh some awesome feeling that comes from the anticipation of a good sneeze building up arrives, and then the sneeze just disappears.
    omg

    insta life-tilt

    it's especially frustrating because i have an outstanding sneeze, i.e. very loud and obnoxious
    my wife loves to mess with me and "block" my sneezes. i told her its insta-divorce if it continues, but i think she called my bluff.

    and i also have an outstanding sneeze.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    When I'm starting the wind-up to sneeze my gf says "bless you" and like 75% I don't sneeze. Makes me want to punch her in the throat.
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    fyp. we need to judge whether or not she needs punched in the throat.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Divorce v throat punch. Which is actually worse?
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    im not sure if Chardrian was joking but I stared at a bright light and it helped
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    im not sure if Chardrian was joking but I stared at a bright light and it helped
    It's actually the motion of tilting your head up and the squinting of your eyes that does the trick.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    im not sure if Chardrian was joking but I stared at a bright light and it helped
    Changes from bright to dark, especially back and forth (like grilling and repeatedly going back in the kitchen) make me sneeze.

    So does hot/cold/hot/cold
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    im not sure if Chardrian was joking but I stared at a bright light and it helped
    It's actually the motion of tilting your head up and the squinting of your eyes that does the trick.
    I've always been told it is actually the light and the sneeze fetish forum that was posted a while ago (yeah I'm weird for actually reading that shit) agrees.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    When I'm starting the wind-up to sneeze my gf says "bless you" and like 75% I don't sneeze. Makes me want to punch her in the throat.
    Pics of her???

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