thread about totally living and people just trying to live

[bigred]

Just got double promoted!!!!

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[bode]

congrats. you can ship me the first promotion since you wont be needing it.

[flomo]

Just got double promoted!!!!

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congrats!!!
celebrating tonight?

[bigred]

congrats. you can ship me the first promotion since you wont be needing it.

Name on stars????

@Flomo, yessir

[flomo]

congrats. you can ship me the first promotion since you wont be needing it.

Name on stars????

@Flomo, yessir

cheers!

[a500lbgorilla]

Just got pulled over like 30 seconds from my apartment doing 77 in a 55. I was in full submission mode with hands on the steering wheel, keys on the dash, window down and music off. Cop comes up and says, "I've been waiting all day to catch a speeder." to which I replied "I'm sorry, officer. I tried to get here as fast as I could." I got off with a warning because I made him lol hard.

[swiggidy]

Just got pulled over like 30 seconds from my apartment doing 77 in a 55. I was in full submission mode with hands on the steering wheel, keys on the dash, window down and music off. Cop comes up and says, "I've been waiting all day to catch a speeder." to which I replied "I'm sorry, officer. I tried to get here as fast as I could." I got off with a warning because I made him lol hard.

Awesome

[bigred]

Just got pulled over like 30 seconds from my apartment doing 77 in a 55. I was in full submission mode with hands on the steering wheel, keys on the dash, window down and music off. Cop comes up and says, "I've been waiting all day to catch a speeder." to which I replied "I'm sorry, officer. I tried to get here as fast as I could." I got off with a warning because I made him lol hard.

Awesome

Wow, just wow. This is godlike...you better not be making this up

[a500lbgorilla]

Im still grinning ear to ear thanks to the natural high of being the pimpest man alive.

[dranger7070]

Thats so bad ass. He just busted out laughing as soon as you said it, or did it take him a second?

[gabe]

LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH amirite or amirite?

[a500lbgorilla]

when you're right, you're right

[bigred]

Pigs in this case, gp

[a500lbgorilla]

ha

[gabe]

[flomo]

[Galapogos]

Just got pulled over like 30 seconds from my apartment doing 77 in a 55. I was in full submission mode with hands on the steering wheel, keys on the dash, window down and music off. Cop comes up and says, "I've been waiting all day to catch a speeder." to which I replied "I'm sorry, officer. I tried to get here as fast as I could." I got off with a warning because I made him lol hard.

Had you heard this joke before and thought this would be the perfect situation to apply it or have you not heard it before and came up with it on the spot? Either way pretty ballin'.

[UG]

my girls bowling team made it to state for the second year in a row, with the top series being bowled by one of my girls (she shot a 601)...

the boys didn't make it as a team, but I had two boys make it as individuals. boy #1 shot a 668 for 9th place at the meet, boy #2 shot a 617 for 12th place.

scores on the boys side were ridiculously high for two teams in particular. high boys series was a 778, another kid threw a 300 at the end with the whole place watching him, it was freaking awesome.

[a500lbgorilla]

Just got pulled over like 30 seconds from my apartment doing 77 in a 55. I was in full submission mode with hands on the steering wheel, keys on the dash, window down and music off. Cop comes up and says, "I've been waiting all day to catch a speeder." to which I replied "I'm sorry, officer. I tried to get here as fast as I could." I got off with a warning because I made him lol hard.

Had you heard this joke before and thought this would be the perfect situation to apply it or have you not heard it before and came up with it on the spot? Either way pretty ballin'.

I summoned it from deep within my awesome core.

[Warpe]

[Jack Sawyer]

Warpe pressing the WIN key.

[swiggidy]

I still give rilla props. But, it would be grand if the cop said...

Yeah, that joke was funny like 4 months ago. Watch me drop some knowlegde on your as.

[a500lbgorilla]

I like it when i don't get fined much better personally

[UG]

THAT JOKE WAS FUNNY TEN YEARS AGO WHAT A DUMB COP

[BennyLaRue]

UG is right! I read that joke in a Reader's Digest while in a waiting room somewhere.

[flomo]

it don't matter if it is old, it just has to work

and it is mostly about the delivery anyways

[a500lbgorilla]

buncha geezers itt

[flomo]

went to Babbo back in sept for one of their "vintage babbo wine dinners."
Sammarco through the years

pics are not good quality, just point and shoot
they had fancy italian names for everything but i'm too lazy to put all that in (besides you are not even reading this)





crostino with tomato and basil


crepe with mushrooms


pasta


lamb ragu over pasta


hangar steak


dancing ewe pecorino


chocolate cake

[zook]

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how was the wine?

[flomo]

the wine was excellent, some of the best stuff i have ever drank
castello dei rampolla vertical 1981,83,95,98,99 of sammarco

1999 and 2003 of their vigna d'alceo

the 83 was my favorite for the night, the 95 needed longer to breathe


the wines were way out of my range, for price

[meeloche]

That looks amazing!!!

[bigred]

the wine was excellent, some of the best stuff i have ever drank
castello dei rampolla vertical 1981,83,95,98,99 of sammarco

1999 and 2003 of their vigna d'alceo

the 83 was my favorite for the night, the 95 needed longer to breathe


the wines were way out of my range, for price

I was just up the street from Babbo's on Friday night. Met some friends at Otto's. Good wine and pizza.

http://www.ottopizzeria.com/

[zook]

awesome flomo

[flomo]

hey bigred how big are those pizzas? and which ones did you try?

[bigred]

hey bigred how big are those pizzas? and which ones did you try?

MARGHERITA D.O.P. $11
TOMATO, BUFALA MOZZARELLA, BASIL

Personal size. I liked it.

[UG]

why do fancy restaurants have serving sizes for midgets?

[bigred]

Cause we're not all fatties from the midwest OMG BURN

[boost]

why do fancy restaurants have serving sizes for midgets?

do you see how many courses he has? After all of those you should be well sated but not stuffed. Thats the idea. You should not feel heavy and want to unbutton your pants while sitting in front of the tv on the couch after eating.

The belief that this is a desirable, or even acceptable feeling is the reason that america is the most obese nation. I mean, I really could go into how portions of protein should be closer to 4oz not 16oz, and how doing so would not only lower the obesity rate, but also lower our energy consumption significantly. However, we need to just take one step at a time..

[a500lbgorilla]

but how will we flaunt our status as the richest nation on earth if we're not scarfing down enough steak to feed the Congo for dinner?!

[Parasurama]

but how will we flaunt our status as the richest nation on earth if we're not scarfing down enough steak to feed the Congo for dinner?!

lol I kept reading this sentence, and then it finally made sense:
LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH

omg I totally get it now

[swiggidy]

I just got done eating a 3/4 lb burger with a huge side of steak fries. I don't feel stuffed so it's fine right?

[flomo]

but how will we flaunt our status as the richest nation on earth if we're not scarfing down enough steak to feed the Congo for dinner?!

artisinal, organic, shit like that will work better for flaunting our status

i will inflict my carbon footprint on their ass

[Warpe]

Went dumpster diving:

thread about totally living and people just trying to live - 51710 views
Lukie's Thread of Randomness - 50970 views

[ake_himself]

thread sucks but what else is new amirite

[a500lbgorilla]

imma call you fake ake, or fake for short.

[flomo]

fake ake is better than having no ake

[gabe]

im the president of a company now and next week ill be pre approved for 300k from a bank to buy properties, 11

[ake_himself]

imma call you fake ake, or fake for short.

and imma bust a cap in yo ass shane, and we'll see whos the real G and whos the poser

[a500lbgorilla]

it's widely know than ake called me by many sur- and pet-names, none of which was my actual name!

Also after having his body savagely ravaged by his many man friends, he was brutally savaged by a mild case of deadly AIDs. It was a brutal way to go...

[ake_himself]

chocolate-thighs-rilla

[Jack Sawyer]

im the president of a company now and next week ill be pre approved for 300k from a bank to buy properties, 11

wow gabe, nice! congrats!

[bode]

im the president of a company now and next week ill be pre approved for 300k from a bank to buy properties, 11

any story behind this? how did you find out this is what you want to do, plan of attack, etc?

[boost]

I wish it really was ake.. This place was better when that weird eurowhore was around.

and congrats gabe.. I thought it was ballin that I just got approved for a 6k credit limit, but this certainly puts things into perspective

Whats the company all about? Something to do with the market?

[swiggidy]

hai guys

[dranger7070]

So I just got done rolling through t-bell after pokerz at a buddies house, and Mcdonalds is right next door. Its about midnight 30 here at the time. Anyways sitting at the window waiting for my food, and some dude goes blowing through the mcdonalds like front yard display stuff and smashes into a parked car and flips over it. He was probly going 40+ mph so he def smoked the fuck out of it. No one was in the parked car, but I'm pretty sure the dude that was driving got messed up in the wreck. Medics and cops were swarming in like 2 minutes (surprise surprise), but it was BY FAR the craziest shit I've ever seen in my life. I would have laughed if I knew the guy wasn't hurt.

[frosst]

So I just got done rolling through t-bell after pokerz at a buddies house, and Mcdonalds is right next door. Its about midnight 30 here at the time. Anyways sitting at the window waiting for my food, and some dude goes blowing through the mcdonalds like front yard display stuff and smashes into a parked car and flips over it. He was probly going 40+ mph so he def smoked the fuck out of it. No one was in the parked car, but I'm pretty sure the dude that was driving got messed up in the wreck. Medics and cops were swarming in like 2 minutes (surprise surprise), but it was BY FAR the craziest shit I've ever seen in my life. I would have laughed if I knew the guy wasn't hurt.

so is he 11? ZING!!

[ake_himself]

I wish it really was ake.. This place was better when that weird eurowhore was around.

1) Your first name starts with J, you don't like when people write out the actual name because it's a rare name and youre paranoid.

2) The reason you're paranoid is probably because youre half black a.k.a part time criminal.

3) Your mom is white though. A nice little white lady.

4) You have a ghetto brother or two, you live with them or used to.

5) You used to valet cars as a cover for something more sinister.

6) You apperantly don't like when people make incest jokes about you and your sister.

7) You once had an idea of starting a fast food restaurant near college, open late hours serving greasy food to potheads

8) You had a longtime gf named Emma

9) You fuck gingers, at least one but I fear there's more

10) You may suck my especially small penis

[flomo]

search is working

[a500lbgorilla]

yah, ake would put in a little effort to prove it was ake, not this 10 random easily searched facts known by 98% of FTR. Everyone knows boosts name is JaBlack Guy.

[a500lbgorilla]

also, he's loooong dead from aids. I was present at the autopsy.

[ake_himself]

you are correct, he is still dead it was a sad day, especially for JaBlack Guy since ake was his mentor when it came to shaving pubes

[dranger7070]

Just found out that the dude in the wreck last night died. Totally not 11

[boost]

uh... wow.. Im pretty sure this is ake..

edit: I know most of that stuff is easily searchable, however there are a few things on the list that Im pretty sure were not publicly posted, and on top of that I remember speaking with ake about..


I have three questions though:

1) what do you think about your countries socialist ways? What effect have they had on you?

2) what country do you travel to by boat to get cheap booze?

3) last I talked to you, you had gotten your own small apartment. You were waiting (a long time) to get internet though. Where would you go to use the intertubes, and who lived there?

[flomo]

stop taking the fun out of it

i believe in Fake_Ake

[badgers]

I was not here when ake was but something tells me his return is epic

[ake_himself]

1) pretty sure I thought they sucked back then, and that they made people incl me lazy
2) germany
3) momz

[sil693]

I was not here when ake was but something tells me his return is epic

this.

[Jack Sawyer]

I was not here when ake was but something tells me his return is epic

this.

well, that and the Zé Pequeño avatar kind of looks promising

[boost]

number 1 seems spot on.

who lived at "momz" ?

and number 2 is not what I was thinking, but I guess its not necessarily wrong.

[ake_himself]

number 1 seems spot on.

who lived at "momz" ?

and number 2 is not what I was thinking, but I guess its not necessarily wrong.

What is this 20 questions you crazy ass nigga

mom and her dude lived at momz

well then I suppose you meant denmark which is where you can go for cheap beer but germany is cheaper also you go to denmark by bridge, and if you meant finland then you done lost you mind boy

[ake_himself]

and i just got out of jail i dont need this shit you know who I am so lets skip the shit rite?

[b-rabbit]

totally livin

[a500lbgorilla]

you'd be suprised what we don't know, ake!

[givememyleg]

is this ake guy still a ginger?

[boost]

hmm I was thinking poland... you know.. europes mexico..

p.s. its ok though, I still believe. But lets get down to business, you know after all my clock is ticking, and Ive waited long enough for your return. Lets pop some love children out while my eggs are still fertile!