thread about totally living and people just trying to live

[ilikeaces86]

do any of u other ballers tip ridic amounts? like 50% is standard, I went to dinner tonight and the bill was like 20.62 and I obv tip 19.38 to make it an even 40 and my friend she's like, wtf y do u tip so much? And im like i like to give back to the community but that doesn't make much sense

Dude don't make baller moves like this until you make at least 100k a year. Save your $ until then.

[lolzzz_321]

i came close !

[ilikeaces86]

i came close !

Close only counts in horseshoes and ______

Fill in the blank

[lolzzz_321]

and on pace to this year

[lolzzz_321]

hand grenades

[lolzzz_321]

frag grenades too, not the stick grenades though

[gabe]

i ordered a shot once with price tag of $200, but bartender seemed to like me so he cut it down to 125, so i tipped him 75 since thats what i was expecting to pay.

i was also 19 at the time and i woulg guess if i was black like most ppl this place serves i would not have gotten discount

[lolzzz_321]

balla

[gabe]

the game is right, andrew jackson looks high as fuck on the twenty

[ilikeaces86]

i ordered a shot once with price tag of $200, but bartender seemed to like me so he cut it down to 125, so i tipped him 75 since thats what i was expecting to pay.

i was also 19 at the time and i woulg guess if i was black like most ppl this place serves i would not have gotten discount

You just blew my mind.

[Pelion]

i ordered a shot once with price tag of $200, but bartender seemed to like me so he cut it down to 125, so i tipped him 75 since thats what i was expecting to pay.

i was also 19 at the time and i woulg guess if i was black like most ppl this place serves i would not have gotten discount

wtf? what was it?

[Lukie]

ballin

gabe i owe you one of these:

[gabe]

i ordered a shot once with price tag of $200, but bartender seemed to like me so he cut it down to 125, so i tipped him 75 since thats what i was expecting to pay.

i was also 19 at the time and i woulg guess if i was black like most ppl this place serves i would not have gotten discount

wtf? what was it?

some special type of remy martin. it was above the "top shelf." they had to stand on a barstool to get it down.

[gabe]

ballin

gabe i owe you one of these:

shit is good aint it?

[a500lbgorilla]

Pffft, newcastle is the beer hobos brown bag.

[Halv]

[givememyleg]

this thread is pretty cool !

[swiggidy]

I was entertained boost {wow, this shit is growing fast. I didn't see the 2nd page so this was in reference to the long story on the previous page}

gabe, the new title sucks

[gabe]

cant please everyone, but instead of "lukie's thread" we at least all know to refer to it as the "ballin thread"

seriously tho swig whats wrong with frisbee

[bigspenda73]

the game is right, andrew jackson looks high as fuck on the twenty

ewwwwwwww.....twenties.

[swiggidy]

seriously tho swig whats wrong with frisbee

are you referencing my thread?

{nm, I should have checked it first. Answer is in my thread}

[bigspenda73]

Testicle

that is all

Oh, and this video clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FijESBMAnuc

[boost]

the shot gabe had was louis the XIII

the empty bottle is worth something crazy like 700$ cuz its elaborate cut crystal.

[mrhappy333]

Random High Voltage Videos- I'm an Electrician so its cool

http://www.glumbert.com/media/highpower




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqRkE...dID%3D32598135

[a500lbgorilla]

Random High Voltage Video- I'm an Electrician so its cool

http://www.glumbert.com/media/highpower

Voice over is top notch. Great voice, great lines like "Only three things I've ever been afraid of really. Electricty, heights and women."

"I could give a hoot and a hollar about flying inside a hellicopter. Put me on the outside, like a magic carpet ride."

"There's such a hunger for electricty that no one is willing to shut the lines down just to maintain them."

Cool stuff, well written.

[Warpe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL7uW4TYqbs

[flomo]

congrats on the first 100 posts

this is the thread

[givememyleg]

[bode]

quality stuff GGML.

lol @ Hot, Trashy, Man-on-Man Erotica though.

[givememyleg]

LOL i didn't even see that

[bode]

LOL i didn't even see that

likely story

[gabe]

haha, good stuff guys

anyone doing anything cool friday night?

i had some friends over my place for drinks and just hanging out. we drank killian's and yuengling. nothing out of the usual happened. feel free to share about ballin yourself.

[euphoricism]

I went to bed around 9pm, woke up around midnight to play 25NL because hopefully even I can beat drunk 25NL'rs.

Thats balla right there.

/or not.

[gabe]

find any drunkies?

[euphoricism]

No. The tables are rock ass tight. Its 3:30 AM on friday night and the average VPIP on my tables is about 14%. Fucking redonkulous.

[gabe]

just wanted so say happy bday to all these people for june before i sleep

Warpe (June 3)
DaNutsInYoEye (June 6)
Renton (June 16)
nutsinho (June 17)
ensign_lee (June 28)
Legendash (June 28)
Genitruc (June 29)
WildBobAA (June 30)
zook (June 30)

[Alexos]

just wanted so say happy bday to all these people for june before i sleep

Warpe (June 3)
DaNutsInYoEye (June 6)
Renton (June 16)
nutsinho (June 17)
ensign_lee (June 28)
Legendash (June 28)
Genitruc (June 29)
WildBobAA (June 30)
zook (June 30)

u mean hibernate?

[euphoricism]

I ended up making about 9 buyins today between 10 and 25NL $$$.

But I lost about 3 at 50NL.

[mrhappy333]

I ended up making about 9 buyins today between 10 and 25NL $$$.

But I lost about 3 at 50NL.

How many tables? and how many hours?

[bode]

im pretty sure im Ballin IN control. Is this bad?

[gabe]

i guess as long as youre ballin?? i dont know

im going to the driving range soon, because i want to get good at golf so that way i can hustle people

[bigspenda73]

i guess as long as youre ballin?? i dont know

im going to the driving range soon, because i want to get good at golf so that way i can hustle people

want lessons?

Just got my PGA Class A membership and I need some baller clients.

[ensign_lee]

aww, thanks Gabe!

[euphoricism]

I ended up making about 9 buyins today between 10 and 25NL $$$.

But I lost about 3 at 50NL.

How many tables? and how many hours?

I woke up at midnight and 6 tabled 10NL for about an hour and 25NL for about two hours.

The 50NL was during the day time, and i dunno i suck.

[boost]

i guess as long as youre ballin?? i dont know

im going to the driving range soon, because i want to get good at golf so that way i can hustle people

I was helping my mom with some yard work at her house, had to til the yard or whatever with one of those big machines that tears up all the grass. My brother came to help, but was going golfing, so his freinds came to meet htem and then the yleft. They had beer. I finished up and met them on the course. My brothers left handed so I used his freinds clubs for one hole. I parred it, first time ever playing golf. It was just a par 3, but I hit the green about 8 ft from the hole, then missed the put by about an inch to the right and it rolled passed less than half a foot. Almost got one under!!!

Next tiger woods?

[bigspenda73]

lol repeataments

[a500lbgorilla]

Beat: Gay uncle suprises family and shows up for grad party. Gets shitfaces. Begs me for weed. Is still shit faced. Tells my mother that I said I would get him some (lie, I pretended like I didn't even know what weed was being like "Yah, like purple means it's good like "purple haze.")

So my mom yells at me like off in the corner about weed and my drunk uncle stammers over and says, "Lemme tell you about your mother..." and proceeds to tell me that she was a HUGE pot head when she first met my dad. So I go to needle her for freaking out at me and she gets even more pissed at me for even concidering mentioning something like that at a party.

So... gay drunk uncles do not rock.

[gabe]

haha good stuff shane, hope its all gonna work out for you

[a500lbgorilla]

i might be homeless tomorrow.

[gabe]

just remind her that you get awesome grades at an above average school and that your life is going to be just fine

[a500lbgorilla]

lol thx gabe. now im a homeless nerd.

I was jk about the homeless thing anyway. My pothead mom'll probably forget about this come daybreak.

[flomo]

that is odd gay uncles are usually cool

[a500lbgorilla]

that is odd gay uncles are usually cool

I have 2 of them.

[gabe]

thats pretty gay

[dsmrolla06]

I just got my ass wooped in beer pong... Up 2 cups to 6, down to the last cup, he makes all of his to rebuttal, then makes all of mine when he has 2 left.... i suck

[givememyleg]

just lost 100 straight on $1 pull tabs at the bowling alley, and lost both games to my friends.. damnit i mean you would think with buying 100+ tickets you'd hit some damn thing

[mrhappy333]

i just lost $110 @ 25NL

[givememyleg]

[boost]

lol repeataments

oops...

[givememyleg]

WHATEVER TRIPOD

[a500lbgorilla]

just lost 100 straight on $1 pull tabs at the bowling alley, and lost both games to my friends.. damnit i mean you would think with buying 100+ tickets you'd hit some damn thing

powerful. You're just juicing up your next ticket.

[Bmxicle]

Some random spanish chicks grabbed me off the street and just brought me into this club last night. The bar tenders were all guys and only wearing towels around their wastes, and occasionally danced on the bar, but there was like a 2:1 ratio of girls to guys. Did i go to a gay bar, or is this just standard for europe?

ps. i didn't see any gay secks.

[a500lbgorilla]

yah, standard in europe. All the dudes there are uggos so the only way they can score is if bars have 2:1 chicks to dudes.

[Lukie]

this thread needs a little bit of Lukie interjected in it

holla

[Galapogos]

Ban pls.

[gabe]

big ups to carl carlson aka givememyleg, we were playing HU sng earlier and instead of stealing all my blinds when my internet went out he just sat out so the chip counts were the same when i came back

[givememyleg]

that's how i roll , i would never pull a lukie on you!

[boost]

bmx, you seckzed the 3 hot spanish chicks amirite?

[Bmxicle]

i'm working on it but no

[Lukie]

that's how i roll , i would never pull a lukie on you!

plz explain, i would have done the same thing, and am likely one of the most ethical players to ever play the game

NEW SUBJECT



hearts just broke and i won the jack of hearts. GONNA MAKE A RUN AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME MWAHAHHAHA I AM THE MOST POWERFUL MAN ALIVEEEEEEE

[swiggidy]

Boom, headshot

[boost]

I miss paintballing... I have a 300$ gun, but cant afford to go. Lifes so crazy...

[givememyleg]

plz explain, i would have done the same thing, and am likely one of the most ethical players to ever play the game

luuuuuuuuuuuukie, don't take it to heart... i was kidding because you said "BLIND HIM OUT" in the chat

[gabe]

I miss paintballing... I have a 300$ gun, but cant afford to go. Lifes so crazy...

sell the goddamn gun already?

[gabe]

theres always alot of cool stuff on wikipedia, this being no exception: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DB_Cooper

anyone know stuff about this?

feel free to post cool wikipedia links here