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  1. 07-10-2010 01:51 AM #301
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    hi i,m new an was just lookin around totally dont understand this thread
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    wtf are you some kind of dipstick or something?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkfan79 View Post
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    Nice way to welcome the noob.
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    wtf are you some kind of dipstick or something?
    Don't you know how to recognize them now after the first one?


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    I like Kingfisher but only when going for a ruby. Otherwise its dead to me.
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    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    wait what
    He's saying he wants a banger in the mouth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    He's saying he wants a banger in the mouth.
    Oh, I thought he wanted a reach around.
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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    Oh, I thought he wanted a reach around.
    Rusty trombones > reach arounds.
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    Thought I better say a quck hi! Didnt like the idea of being a lurker! But I also like to read up on the rules so I dont say the wrong thing in the wrong place!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NobleTruths View Post
    Nice way to welcome the noob.
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    this reminds me of dr.seuss for some reason, am i even spelling that right?

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    Dr.Seuss cheated on his wife who had cancer for 13 yrs.
    She killed herself because of finding out of him cheating
    He married his mistress.

    He's an asshole, broski.
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    Dr.Seuss cheated on his wife who had cancer for 13 yrs.
    She killed herself because of finding out of him cheating
    He married his mistress.

    He's an asshole, broski.
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