things that tilt you

[Savy]

Guy from school came up to me as we were talking about being out and spoke to me about rugby (I'm a weedy 6 foot 4 guy) as I was speaking ot his mates about starting up cricket again, he took the piss about aksing me to start playing rubgby so i took the poss out of him. He proper kicked off with me towardst hte end of the night and I didn't back down (must have assumed so because he was hard in school) I am about a foot bigger than the cunt and if I tired to be nice the whole time to settle it down. The worst thing is I could get the cunt killed (not by me but my dad) and he wouldn't back down. I'm very tempted to let my dad know just so he gets the shit kicked out of him.

The worst thing was he thought he was hard becausse he used to be big, he was about 5 foot talll, I'd have put him in a hole myself if my mates didn't hold me back.

[Galapogos]

U wot m8?

[Pascal]

u havin a giggle?

[chemist]

fuck cd players in cars. i get so excited when i go into somebody's car and there's a tape player, and old tapes lying around.

Those tape players in cars are really useful.
I had a gadget tape (I think originally for connecting a portable cd player)
Anyway everyone who gets in the car plugs in their phone and plays their music through that old tape player.

I guess its time to get a new car when the audio system is out dated.

[chemist]

Guy from school came up to me as we were talking about being out and spoke to me about rugby (I'm a weedy 6 foot 4 guy) as I was speaking ot his mates about starting up cricket again, he took the piss about aksing me to start playing rubgby so i took the poss out of him. He proper kicked off with me towardst hte end of the night and I didn't back down (must have assumed so because he was hard in school) I am about a foot bigger than the cunt and if I tired to be nice the whole time to settle it down. The worst thing is I could get the cunt killed (not by me but my dad) and he wouldn't back down. I'm very tempted to let my dad know just so he gets the shit kicked out of him.

The worst thing was he thought he was hard becausse he used to be big, he was about 5 foot talll, I'd have put him in a hole myself if my mates didn't hold me back.

U wot m8?

me thinks this belongs in the drunken post thread

(sort your life out Savvy)

[Luco]

Guy from school came up to me as we were talking about being out and spoke to me about rugby (I'm a weedy 6 foot 4 guy) as I was speaking ot his mates about starting up cricket again, he took the piss about aksing me to start playing rubgby so i took the poss out of him. He proper kicked off with me towardst hte end of the night and I didn't back down (must have assumed so because he was hard in school) I am about a foot bigger than the cunt and if I tired to be nice the whole time to settle it down. The worst thing is I could get the cunt killed (not by me but my dad) and he wouldn't back down. I'm very tempted to let my dad know just so he gets the shit kicked out of him.

The worst thing was he thought he was hard becausse he used to be big, he was about 5 foot talll, I'd have put him in a hole myself if my mates didn't hold me back.

ha ha ha ha ha ha

She rogered the boogly

[Savy]

me thinks this belongs in the drunken post thread

(sort your life out Savvy)

YE pretty much this. Take my aggression out on a forum like a boss.

I was fucking fuming though.

[eugmac]

Standard for a Mancunian.

[rong]

I'll get my dad on you.

[wufwugy]

i need origin on u wot m8. sounds like something from green street hooligans

[rong]

That's been standard in the UK for as long as I can remember. Used either as confusion, to take the piss or to start a fight.

[wufwugy]

it amazes me how awesome british slang is. i was laughing for days when ongbonga told me bummers is slang for gay guys

the man who would be king will forever be one of my favorite movies just because my cocaine tells sean connery that he's "gone all barmy"

[kiwiMark]

spilling anything on your pants that's gonna look like jizz

spilling actual jizz on your pants too while I'm here I guess

[kiwiMark]

jesus fuck plesk whyyyyyyyyyyyy

fuck

[supa]

Relearning lessons life has already taught me like... OMFG I AM NOT A FUCKING PAINTER FOR A GODDAMN FUCKING REASON!!!

[Pigmond]

The England football team

[joker131]

my tilt. how the welsh football team can lose so many games. i think when they play for wales all team talk and football coaching goes out the window. do the players realley want to play for the national team, if not let other players that want to play for wales have a go. its a bloody discrase

[bikes]

super fucking tilting to have to call to make dr. appts. why the fuck cant this be done over email. even more super fuckking tilting when people tell me to call every 10 fucking minutes.,

[Tom1559]

Lots of things used to tilt me but nothing fazes me much anymore.

[Gronkh 94]

Usualy when I hit nuts on flop, pushing to all in... getting paid but lose on turn/river.

[rong]

super fucking tilting to have to call to make dr. appts. why the fuck cant this be done over email. even more super fuckking tilting when people tell me to call every 10 fucking minutes.,

You sir need a man servant.

[Gukeriporu]

I hate these that play with 2 7 ... and I get pair QQ KK AA ,, and flop,river comes 2 7 ... and this happens often when my pair lose ... also these all in guys palaying all cards what they had ... and they are so lucky. ( Every sites ... Pokerstars, Fulltilt etc )

[Luco]

Kanye

[pokerclann1]

david cameron and justin beiber tilt the hell out of me.

[bikes]

Kanye

How dare you.

[bikes]

Kanye

This tilts me.

[Pascal]

freetrollers

[jyms]

freetrollers

Now you're starting to see the problem eh??

[Pascal]

Now you're starting to see the problem eh??

you opened my eyes jyms

[Pascal]

drop me a Pm if youve got a min jyms

[Luco]

Disappointing fruit.

Apples that have no taste, bananas that look fine unpeeled but are inexplicably black in the middle, pears that crunch, stuff like that.

[KoRnholio]

Google.

They are taking away igoogle at the end of the month. Forcing me to use some bs 3rd party webpage with shitty, unstable, lack of update, limited choice, ad-supported apps. I'm using a fucking desktop with 23" and 22" monitors. Yet they are making me use garbage that is designed to be used and fit on a smartphone screen. If I wanted that, I'd get Windows 8.

Also fuck every webpage asking me to sign in using google+ or facebook. DO NOT WANT. Even youtube. You can't even just watch a damn video any more. No I don't want my damn real name used. No I don't want to share what I am watching with my "friends".

I miss the old internet days.

[jyms]

Google.

They are taking away igoogle at the end of the month. Forcing me to use some bs 3rd party webpage with shitty, unstable, lack of update, limited choice, ad-supported apps. I'm using a fucking desktop with 23" and 22" monitors. Yet they are making me use garbage that is designed to be used and fit on a smartphone screen. If I wanted that, I'd get Windows 8.

Also fuck every webpage asking me to sign in using google+ or facebook. DO NOT WANT. Even youtube. You can't even just watch a damn video any more. No I don't want my damn real name used. No I don't want to share what I am watching with my "friends".

I miss the old internet days.

YES!!! Fucking google and android are brutal with sharing info right now

[Galapogos]

Try dealing with them from a developer's end.

Worst. Support. Ever.

[wufwugy]

Also fuck every webpage asking me to sign in using google+ or facebook. DO NOT WANT. Even youtube. You can't even just watch a damn video any more. No I don't want my damn real name used. No I don't want to share what I am watching with my "friends".

the new adblock plus for firefox gives the option to delete the sharing prompts.

I miss the old internet days.

fucking tell me about it. fucking smart phones. at least on the old internet, people had to spend some time thinking before they posted, but now every thought is on the go. and fucking children. average age of reddit has got to be like 14. i dont care what anybody says, i was not that stupid when i was a kid

[wufwugy]

In remembrance of the time when most people thought only nerds use the internet. The good days.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGlyFc79BUE

[rong]

Actually that's kinda an interesting concept. That geeks have lost something by opening up the internet to more and more people. Never really thought of it that way.

[TeUnit]

can stand it in mtts when players cant seem to understand when other players are sitting out and continue to fold to them

[wufwugy]

Actually that's kinda an interesting concept. That geeks have lost something by opening up the internet to more and more people. Never really thought of it that way.

I remember when the Badger song first came out, I was telling a coworker about it, laughing about it, how silly and awesome it is. And she just looked at me like a dork in this weird internet cult. I'm sure if that happened now her response would be "oh is that a meme? i love memes"

[Cobra_1878]

When you're in the middle of watching a really good TV series and then you see a fucking advert that is fucking full of fucking spoilers. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

[KoRnholio]

In remembrance of the time when most people thought only nerds use the internet. The good days.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGlyFc79BUE

And one couldn't simply log into youtube and find whatever you wanted. You had to find out about sites like Homestarrunner through other internet nerds, IRL or in IRC/etc.

Now it's all youtube. To make things even worse, they assault us with advertisements and links to "trending" videos that millions have already watched. Mostly shit I don't want to watch, a la Justin Beiber and whatnot.

[wufwugy]

Fantastic example. I think youtube taking over improves things for everybody, but also makes it easier for the dweebs to impose their will

[MadMojoMonkey]

To make things even worse, they assault us with advertisements

Check out Magic Actions for Youtube. It skips all adds and auto-sets to your choice of default resolution... It does more stuff, that I turn off, 'cause it's meh.

I can't help you with the Bieber links, they're irritating.

[kingnat]

Healthy change apparently means eating SOME vegetables.. because grilled chicken legs, homemade french fries and powerade is EATING HEALTHY... *facepalm*

[rong]

Mis-aligned layers on 2ply toilet tissue.

[eugmac]

Man, 2-ply. You live dangerously.

[rong]

it's quality not quantity

[jyms]

Mis-aligned layers on 2ply toilet tissue.

You need to take one ply and roll it around the paper to realign them.

This is not possible unless the ply's are pulling apart and you are actually separating them. Toilet paper is perforated after it's ply'ed not before.

[rong]

Ate you saying you've never had toilet roll where the perferated part is not lined up? I've seen this countless times and every time I think about emailing the company to complain but it's just not worth the effort. I imagine it's a giant line of perferated tissue which somehow slips when rolled, or maybe the outside layer, which has a marginally longer distance to cover, gradually slips out of alignment and after like 100 rolls or so it no longer matches up.

[MadMojoMonkey]

Ate you saying you've never had toilet roll where the perferated part is not lined up?

I'm not saying 'never'... 'cause that includes the times I've bought cheap TP and regretted it.

Seriously, though... when it comes to cleaning poop off my body, I ain't messing around with cheap TP if I have a choice.

[rong]

This happens with popular expensive brands too.

[TeUnit]

when there are 8 sitters and the villian keeps losing hands to sitters after limping

[sam1FTR]

when there are 8 sitters and the villian keeps losing hands to sitters after limping

Haha yep!

[supa]

when there are 8 sitters and the villian keeps losing hands to sitters after limping

This should cause the opposite of tilt.

[TeUnit]

people who take left turns

[Galapogos]

people who take left turns

Derek Zoolander I presume?

[TeUnit]

pickles on hamburgers and mean people

[NightGizmo]

pickles on hamburgers and mean people

People that get tilted by pickles on hamburgers. wtf?!

[Savy]

Tonsil Stones. Pretty sure my tonsils are on the brink, would explain why I seem to constantly feel slightly unwell.

[jyms]

pickles on hamburgers and mean people

Stop eating in places like Mcdonalds and this doesn't happen. A decent burger place makes your burger the way you ask, and at home they never accidentally end up on your burger.

[Savy]

Few months ago had a really good conversation with some person who I didn't know before hand. Was the first time I'd met them and I hadn't seen them since. Tonight I ran into them again and they came up to me and said "hi, remember me?" to which I said "yeah you're X or something similar", "yeah I'm X"

Like they expect the conversation to go somewhere, just because I had a chat with you 2 years ago about apprenticeships and whether they are right/wrong for various reasons doesn't mean I have anything to speak to you about now. I was drunk, now I'm less drunk and I'm not being forced to speak to you.

[wufwugy]

just give him ur avatar face

[eugmac]

I often feel awkward when I recognize somebody but maybe we've met once ever before and maybe even had a nice chat like savy's story, but then somehow can't be bothered and end up just pretending i didn't see them. the most awkward thing that can happen at this point now is accidental eye contact.

[rong]

What? You guys are social lepers. Just say hey.

If you are passing by, no further conversation ensues but you maintain the ability to chat to them later if it suits you and you never know, in like a year or two they may be convenient to know. There's no down side.

If you are in a confined environment then still say hey, and then sorry I need to speak to x and walk away to x. This ensures all the above.

I mean, what's the big deal with talking to someone. I mean the only reason to avoid it is that they are a total cunt, you are a total cunt or fear of rejection. Grow a pair and don't be a total cunt, therefore only avoid speaking to a total cunt. Speaking to people is generally a good thing for you.

To be fair I social leper it up sometimes too, but at least know it's a bad thing.

[eugmac]

ya, i'm not proud of it or anything. i sometimes surprise myself by being entirely socially competent for stretches of time, and then wonder what causes it to evaporate leaving me with anxiety and fear. like what if i wave hi and they blank me? i wouldn't fear it if it hasn't happened before. it's very embarrassing.

[eugmac]

i'm the guy who waves at people who are waving at people directly behind me.

[rong]

Haha yeah I can empathise. We've all been there. And it is embarrassing. I guess that's life though. You've got to put yourself out there and that comes with certain risks.

[Savy]

What? You guys are social lepers. Just say hey.

If you are passing by, no further conversation ensues but you maintain the ability to chat to them later if it suits you and you never know, in like a year or two they may be convenient to know. There's no down side.

If you are in a confined environment then still say hey, and then sorry I need to speak to x and walk away to x. This ensures all the above.

Nah, I do say hi. I don't even mind (although I'd prefer not) doing bits of small talk. And I was playing pool at the time with my mate so couldn't really walk away. It was just weird that the lad was sat with people, got up and came over to speak to me when we don't know each other and didn't really have anything to say bar like "how are you?".

And why's it never a nice girl that does it?

[supa]

i'm the guy who waves at people who are waving at people directly behind me.

You need to work on your saves. Challenge: the next time you wave at someone who doesnt wave back or was waving at someone else, do the robot.

[MadMojoMonkey]

what if i wave hi and they blank me? i wouldn't fear it if it hasn't happened before. it's very embarrassing.

Then I laugh. Nothing condescending, just a chuckle, as if to say, "You went there?! I was just being polite."

Social situations suck. People are weird and until you know their style of selfish, they can be dangerous.

Really, though... I try to avoid letting people I don't know affect my emotional state. It's "us and them" more often than not, and 'their' opinion of me is not really relevant to my life.

[jackvance]

This reminds me of the things I hear a friend of mine often say who has social phobia.

[abelardx]

When Bovada lists several tables with a seat open and none of them have a seat open. Seriously can't they count?

[OngBonga]

I hate meeting people I met from the past, but that's because I'm now unemployed and single, so when they say things like "you still with x?" or "what you doing with yourself these days?" I just want to punch them and tell them to fuck off. Of course I smile and say I'm enjoying life, which is true, but I know deep down they're thinking "so you turned into a bum?" and I'm thinking "I wish I was at home with a spliff".

[MadMojoMonkey]

I don't know how to spell "yoos" when I write it... even though I say it...

e.g. I yoos to be in a band.

I mean... "used" just makes no sense

e.g. I used to be in a band.

That's not what used means in any other context.

So I rephrase it when I'm writing, though I would just say it if speaking... which seems dumb.

[wufwugy]

I hate meeting people I met from the past, but that's because I'm now unemployed and single, so when they say things like "you still with x?" or "what you doing with yourself these days?" I just want to punch them and tell them to fuck off. Of course I smile and say I'm enjoying life, which is true, but I know deep down they're thinking "so you turned into a bum?" and I'm thinking "I wish I was at home with a spliff".

As somebody whose life went to hell a while back, I can certainly relate