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  1. #1051
    havent handicapped mma since i live in buttfuck US, but it's terribly terribly terribly easy to beat the lines, guaranteed

    sportsbetting is probably generally pretty easy given that the majority of sport fans are fucking retards
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    havent handicapped mma since i live in buttfuck US, but it's terribly terribly terribly easy to beat the lines, guaranteed

    sportsbetting is probably generally pretty easy given that the majority of sport fans are fucking retards
    LOL you've never been more wrong.
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
  3. #1053
    Well he's sort of right on the basis that the majority of people are fucking retards. He's stating the obvious. Also, the majority of drivers are fucking retards.
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    My cousin is a football analyst for a professional gambler, he has a bunch of analysts covering lots of sports and she gets paid very well, so its certainly possible. Same with anything, of you put the effort in most things can be beaten.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690 View Post
    LOL you've never been more wrong.
    i know enough to know that beating sports is really just line shopping, not handicapping

    which is easy if you actually have access


    with mma though, there's no need to line shop since the sport itself is super easy to analyze, but that's why betting limits are so low
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    Any sort of testicle crushing, no matter how minor
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    That giant zoom advert at the top of the page.
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    people who ask questions like this on facebook. you're sitting on the goddamn internet.
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    Spending two hours figuring out some basic html code to adjust a website template only to find that somewhere in my adjustments something had gone horribly wrong and then being unable to figure out exactly what and then spending two hours undoing every little edit I had previously done.

    Urrggghhhhh......
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    Quote Originally Posted by rong View Post
    Spending two hours figuring out some basic html code to adjust a website template only to find that somewhere in my adjustments something had gone horribly wrong and then being unable to figure out exactly what and then spending two hours undoing every little edit I had previously done.

    Urrggghhhhh......
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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    Git is your friend sir.
    I googled it, found it, read about it, still have no real idea what it is.
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  13. #1063
    When you make a change to your project you commit ("save a copy of" let's say) your project files in some folder/on some server. This place where the copy is stored is called your repository. Then when you make another change you commit the project again. Now you have two slightly different copies of your project in your repository, and so on and so forth.

    So eventually in your repository you've got a bunch of copies of your project at different stages of its life, meaning when you realize that you spent the last two hours (or two weeks) fucking everything up, you don't have to spend two hours undoing your work but instead you can just grab the copy of your project that you committed/saved before you spent two hours (or two weeks) fucking everything up.

    It's basically a time machine and is indeed your friend.
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    Losing to quads 4 times in one session of ZOOM
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    not being able to lose to quads 4 times in one session of zoom
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    Discussing poker in the commune.
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    People who complain about poker talk in the commune.
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    Fat chicks who think they are attractive.
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    Fat chicks.
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    Computer fans that claim to have 25000hr life, but only last half as long.

    Warranties for technology that expire 6months before the part breaks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dranger7070 View Post
    Fat chicks who think they are attractive.
    rofl

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    strapless dresses. girls, all these do is make the space between your shoulders and where your cleavage starts look way bigger, which in turn gives the impression you have droopy boobs. dress appropriately.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    strapless dresses. girls, all these do is make the space between your shoulders and where your cleavage starts look way bigger, which in turn gives the impression you have droopy boobs. dress appropriately.
    I rarely disagree with you but you really cannot be serious.
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    A girl who wears open-toe shoes that are significantly too small for her huge disgusting feet, and doesn't realize that wearing the too-small shoes makes her feet appear to be even more huge and disgusting.

    A girl who is so skinny that when she puts her feet together, her inner thighs fail to make contact with each other at any point.

    Oh, and niggers.
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    IF YOU HAVE HATE IN YOUR HEART LET IT OUT

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    Quote Originally Posted by supa View Post
    I rarely disagree with you but you really cannot be serious.
    a quick google image search to prove my point reveals that I spoke too soon. Guess it depends a lot on your boobs and the bra you're wearing

    tried to find pics with similar sized tits for fairness, and we ended up with small tits for my example. but like this is obviously not unattractive:



    whereas this sort of carry-on is what I was meaning. just kills it for me.

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    Yeah I mean how gross that gorgeous woman's clothes are
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    Kiwi, you're doing it wrong. Cover the dress in the second shot with your hand.
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

    Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years

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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Yeah I mean how gross that gorgeous woman's clothes are
    this post
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    Quote Originally Posted by supa View Post
    Kiwi, you're doing it wrong. Cover the dress in the second shot with your hand.
    mmmmmmmmmmmm naked girlies
  36. #1086
    I do know what you mean... certain body types look a lot less attractive in a strapless dress. But you'd be wrong to say it is a hard rule that strapless dresses make women look bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    I do know what you mean... certain body types look a lot less attractive in a strapless dress. But you'd be wrong to say it is a hard rule that strapless dresses make women look bad.
    yeah, accepted. post was driven by one particular photo of a friend on facebook
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    wow, that is absurd. My nephew was riding his bike up and down the block alone by the time he was 6 or 7. Someone was always around, but not necessarily directly supervising him. What this lady did may have been a little irresponsible, but felony charges? Taking the kids away? Jail time? She didn't fucking leave her kids home all day, chained to the radiator, while she frolicked around in seedy motels shooting meth and letting johns pork her for ten dollars a pop.
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    Tennessee, where everybody is a problem except for you
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    When in conversation you have two possible words you can use during a sentence, but instead of saying either word you create a nonsensical portmanteau
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    Desire. Not the standard 'wanting' but the kind that invades your every thought and eats away at your soul. Yeah, fuck that shit.
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

    Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    This tilts you? The craftsmanship and design is very nice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rong View Post
    I can now see the dicks.
    posted my dick comment at 2:22pm my time

    [02:33pm] [bickes] and i just ruined
    [02:33pm] [bickes] a fine piece of art
    [02:33pm] [bickes] for one danarong
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    Emptying the bin

    Stuff that slides around in your car as you take corners
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    pushing the grocery cart

    running out of soda

    folding laundry

    when spotify causes my internet to lag

    driving more than 20 mins

    the telly phone

    "ya'll"
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    "ya'll"
    Every other language I've ever heard of has a 2nd person plural pronoun. Why does a language so overwhelmingly complex and redundant as English lack this? Because we had to be all, "This thee and thou stuff is so 16th century."

    Still, it is tilting.

    ...

    bikes mentioning "y'all"
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    derp
  55. #1105
    people who pay for a 2 dollar coffee with 25+ coins. you're an asshole.
    derp
  56. #1106
    Will Ferrell. He is the least funny person on the planet. He needs to fucking stop trying to be funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    Will Ferrell. He is the least funny person on the planet. He needs to fucking stop trying to be funny
    You tilt me.
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    i only posted it because i could tell you adore him
  59. #1109
    iTunes
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    do i get to tilt bikes further when i point out that science has proven these are the worst internet memes in the history of internet memes

    1. "boy that escalated quickly"
    2. weegee and that face zoom/swap it spawned
    3. restored fresco
    4. overly attached girlfriend (not the actual chick, she's awesome, but the retards who img macro'd it)
    5. whatever the hell that spiderman thing is
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    science has proven
    People think science proves things.

    This tilts me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    People think science proves things.

    This tilts me.
    That is tilting actually
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    Having to pee really gently after too much spicy food so you don't shit yourself
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    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Surely this doesn't tilt you.
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    Things That Do Not Tilt You thread. yuck yuck yuck.
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    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

    Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years

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    You. That's right, you know who you are. And yeah, fuck you.
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

    Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years

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    Members who's signature is a humorous quote about his/herself made by someone who is considered a notable member of the FTR community to give themselves a sense of belonging.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    My landlady raising the rent by $25 only 2 months after signing a 1 year lease.

    My lawyers assure me that I should let her know that she's being a felonious hobag (in pretty words, though) and just pay the bitch. It will only cause a lot more trouble if not legal fees if we do anything else.

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