things that tilt you

[boost]

people who play music out of either cell phone or laptop speakers. You are the fucking worst. Not only is it highly likely that I don't want to hear whatever crap you want to hear, but at least if you are going to force that shit on my ears, USE SOME DECENT FUCKING SPEAKERS! EVERYTHING SOUNDS LIKE SHIT OUT OF THOSE TINY SQUEAKY PIECES OF SHIT!


DIE.

[OngBonga]

@wuf - Wat? I'm not, but it seems those fuck ups that do post cp use a tor browser, and 4chan ban the IP address of anyone reported for doing so. Most IP addresses that tor "randomly" gives you are already banned from 4chan and probably every other board on the web; I haven't tried b3ta through tor yet, I kinda gave up on tor as soon as I ran into this problem at 4chan. I'm not that depserate to stay hidden, I'm not a terrorist nor am I a kiddie fiddler.

[rong]

why are you posting cp on b?

CP - Slang/Internet Slang

From the above I'm assuming you're posting either kiddie porn or circumcised penis. Either way, wtf is wrong with you?

[OngBonga]

people who play music out of either cell phone or laptop speakers. You are the fucking worst. Not only is it highly likely that I don't want to hear whatever crap you want to hear, but at least if you are going to force that shit on my ears, USE SOME DECENT FUCKING SPEAKERS! EVERYTHING SOUNDS LIKE SHIT OUT OF THOSE TINY SQUEAKY PIECES OF SHIT!


DIE.

I like you much more today than I did yesterday. That's how shallow I am.

[OngBonga]

CP - Slang/Internet Slang

From the above I'm assuming you're posting either kiddie porn or circumcised penis. Either way, wtf is wrong with you?

Have any of you actually tried to use 4chan through a tor browser?

[wufwugy]

@wuf - Wat? I'm not, but it seems those fuck ups that do post cp use a tor browser, and 4chan ban the IP address of anyone reported for doing so. Most IP addresses that tor "randomly" gives you are already banned from 4chan and probably every other board on the web; I haven't tried b3ta through tor yet, I kinda gave up on tor as soon as I ran into this problem at 4chan. I'm not that depserate to stay hidden, I'm not a terrorist nor am I a kiddie fiddler.

So why even use a tor browser? Your comment made me think you're doing something wrong or paranoid

Just use a regular browser for b.

[wufwugy]

CP - Slang/Internet Slang

From the above I'm assuming you're posting either kiddie porn or circumcised penis. Either way, wtf is wrong with you?

You mean me? So because I know what cp means in the context of b I must post it?

I didn't know what cp meant until a friend who used b told me. At a later date, I started browsing b some, and lo n behold, occasionally you might see some cp that just got posted and a mod didn't kill yet. That would be part of why I don't browse b much anymore

There isn't a single avid 4chan user who doesn't know what cp means BTW

[OngBonga]

I only started using tor because I was expecting to get banned from here, so I was pre-empting that and preparing for a new account with a new IP. I don't use it any more, it's slow and I can't go on 4chan, so fuck it.

[bikes]

it tilts me when my drunk kitchen is only okay and not wtfamazing like it usually is

[JKDS]

I dont like butt hair

[rong]

You mean me? So because I know what cp means in the context of b I must post it?

I didn't know what cp meant until a friend who used b told me. At a later date, I started browsing b some, and lo n behold, occasionally you might see some cp that just got posted and a mod didn't kill yet. That would be part of why I don't browse b much anymore

There isn't a single avid 4chan user who doesn't know what cp means BTW

not you, I was referring to ong as he kept getting banned for it.

And yes ong, I get that it was the ip address.

[rong]

I've never been on 4chan, well actually I once had a nose at b for like 2 mins, got bored, never went back.

[supa]

People in the randomness thread using 'eg' to replace electric guitar. I know it's easier than typing it out but it's driving me bat shit crazy.

[OngBonga]

People who complain about me being lazy.

[Galapogos]

Just went to see Rampart. Three girls in the row directly in front of me were drunk (still drinking, but to clarify I was drinking too, but not quite drunk, and certainly not as drunk as them) and talking through the movie. A guy a few seats over shushed them, then snapped a little later and quiet yelled through clenched teeth (think George Costanza) to "JUST SHUT UP!" I guess enough liquid courage got into me, and the next time one of them talked, I kicked the back of her seat real good. Almost instantly the one next to her started to object and I kicked her seat too. I'm really not sure that this was the proper play, as they just got belligerent and lolthreatened, "if you hit our seat again, I'll hit you" or some such nonsense. I laughed it off and told them to shut up and maybe my foot wouldn't slip again. I guess I was on edge due to the audacity of these girls, so as soon as one whispered again I gave a good strong kick. They really got riled up then. My friend, who as far as they knew was the one or one of the ones who kicked their seat, tried to calm everyone down and asked me quietly to cut it out. So since my friend asked me to stop, I did. When the movie ended they mouthed off some and tried to stare us down. Despite not believing in karma, I told them to enjoy the karma induced aids and cancer they were sure to get, and let them know that they were miserable lowlifes for ruining the movie for everyone else.

I'm almost sure that a less aggressive response, and possibly no response at all was a much better play, but I enjoyed the altercation and I'm pretty sure I'd do it again.

Just to be clear and stay on topic, those cunts fucking tilt me.

Were you mad because you and your friends couldn't hear you own conversation over theirs?






.... racist ban?

[rong]

Andre VIllas-Boas getting fired.

He hasn't as yet, but it's obviously gonna happen.

[OngBonga]

He'll be all right so long as they make the top four imo. If Roman was gonna snap sack him, he'd have done it by now. The guy has problems at that club that can't be solved overnight. I think the media just like to hype it up.

Watch, he'll get sacked tomorrow now I said that.

[boost]

Were you mad because you and your friends couldn't hear you own conversation over theirs?






.... racist ban?

Actually the friend I was with whispered something to me early in the movie and I just kinda gave him a look and then ignored him. I think he got the point. But the way he did it was like a true whisper. Still I'm against talking in the movie period, but there is a difference between whispering and actually talking.

[OngBonga]

Watch, he'll get sacked tomorrow now I said that.

It's tomorrow today, and he got sacked. Hahahahahahaha Roman is a twat.

[Luco]

Sandra Fluke

Having a really really full bladder and a serious case of morning wood at the same time.

[wufwugy]

What about Sandra Fluke?

[rong]

Viruses

[Luco]

What about Sandra Fluke?

They let her out of the kitchen

[supa]

Waiting 2 fucking years for a bike to get into production only to find out pricing's gonna run > $30k.

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j...Vl6bGJK0LCXyfg

Thanks for letting me dream Motus.

[boost]

I didn't know you ride supa?

And ya, while the bike seems kinda cool, the pricing seems absurd. It's a cool concept though, I'm guessing "baby block v4" means that it is essentially half of a small block v8? I wonder what the wet weight is on that thing... obviously it has plenty of power, but if it handles like a tank, it handles like a tank...

[OngBonga]

People that limp on my bb in Zoom.

[wufwugy]

people who whine about playing on stars from their home country

[OngBonga]

Wuf's non-porn sigs

[supa]

I didn't know you ride supa?

And ya, while the bike seems kinda cool, the pricing seems absurd. It's a cool concept though, I'm guessing "baby block v4" means that it is essentially half of a small block v8? I wonder what the wet weight is on that thing... obviously it has plenty of power, but if it handles like a tank, it handles like a tank...

Lol boosty, you don't pay a lot of attn in these threads.

YES!!!!! Baby block. Next to an LS7 block.



Wet weight is around 570lbs and rumored to handle really well. That's as long as you don't think anything short of a modern super bike handles like a tank. Personally having owned mostly Harleys I'm used to it. That's why I loved the idea of this bike.

Just for kicks http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...ght=motorcycle

[boost]

570lbs? Eww dude... fucking eww.

Why in the hell would you choose that over a Ducati Multistrada, a BMW R1200GS or a KTM 990SMT? Especially at thirty-fucking-thousand dollars.

Ah, yes, I remember that thread now. I just forgot that it was you. So many usernames, so little to keep them all in order.

[supa]

Well fuck, of coarse I'm not paying 30k for that bike. That's why I posted this in the tilt thread. It fucking tilts me.

I have no issues riding a 570lb bike but I've been riding 570lb bikes forever. Really with the sport touring bikes we have now the only time you really notice it is at greater than parking lot speeds. Unless your Bayliss.

But fucking 30k is stupid so no I won't be buying one. For about half that I'd be happy (happier?) on a new Concours but it'll be a while before I can even swing that kind of scratch so maybe the new ninja thou.

Really not an issue right now because until I'm working fulltime on a consistant basis I won't be taking out a loan for anything. My next bike's gonna be in the $2k range so whatever I guess.

[supa]

Haha, I said but fucking.

[boost]

well, that's cool. I am going to visit home early next month, then I'm going to focus my time and monies on getting my bike to where I feel comfortable taking it longish distances and out into the desert. At that point, we should meet up. I'll try my best to keep the Harley bashing at bay!

[dranger7070]

How can you bash a Harley? :confuse:

[BooG690]

^ pretending to know something about bikes.

/me giggles.

[dranger7070]

I never implied I knew anything about bikes. Harley is (pretty sure) the most famous bike maker in the world. There has to be a reason for this.

[supa]

How can you bash a Harley? :confuse:

It's actually really easy. HD is so well known only because they've been around for ever. But honestly technology started passing them by the 70's and they never kept up. They've maid some feeble attempts over the years (Vrod) but mostly stuck to the basic design they've been using since 1903.

[BennyLaRue]

I never implied I knew anything about bikes. Harley is (pretty sure) the most famous bike maker in the world. There has to be a reason for this.

Marketing.

[dranger7070]

I stand corrected. Thanks for not being a douche unlike some supa. *COUGH* BuFu*COUGH*

[BennyLaRue]

All you have to do is post that pic of him with the bunny and it'll put him in his place.

[rong]

Dam, I forgot about the clown thing, that was some funny Shit.

I'm envious of anyone who has a bike. Just zooming around on my 125 scooter gives me a sense of freedom that makes me smile every time. Well, that and the fact that's its accepted, no, expected that you zig zag through the traffic in Thailand at 70 mph.

[boost]

I have some friends that own Harleys, and I can think of three that are "Harley guys." I'm not some anti-Harley fanboy, but I do like to poke fun at them. To be honest, it's not that I would NEVER own a Harley, the same as I am not absolutely adverse to owning a car with a chevy LS series motor in it. But I would even mock myself if I did own either. There's just something silly about pushrods and crankcase cams being employed in a motor that is less than 50 years old. And that's just the engines... let's not forget the chasis...

Anyways, I am generally a 'form follows function' type of person. So what most people like about Harleys, their aesthetic appeal, does not do it for me at all.

/rant

[Luco]

being in a car crash

[Galapogos]

being in a car crash

Just don't let your girlfriend drive.

[rpm]

Just don't let your girlfriend drive.

ez game

[Luco]

I was actually a passenger with a workmate and got sideswiped but still, LOL

[boost]

I was actually a passenger with a workmate and got sideswiped but still, LOL

crazy coincidence that your girlfriend happened to be driving through the same intersection at the same time as you and your colleague.

[Luco]

fucking knew that was coming, thanks for not dissapoint

[kiwiMark]

if you knew it why didn't you tell your colleague to drive a different way?

[Luco]

Oh dat kiwi

[supa]

Rain on the weekend.

[rong]

Returning to work after a holiday.

Every day when I leave the house to go to work I can't help but get the feeling that something somewhere has gone terribly wrong.

[BennyLaRue]

FTR blocked at work.

[bigred]

Long wait periods in ww

[rong]

You just can't get the mods these days.

[a500lbgorilla]

ugly, stupid people like bigred and danarong

[supa]

yeah ya big meanies.

[rong]

Ah man, he said I'm like Bigred.

[bigred]

ugly, stupid people like bigred and danarong

Hey! I may be ugly, and I may be stupid...BUT I AM NOT...what was the third thing?

[a500lbgorilla]

People?

[bigred]

WE ARE NOT PEOPLE

[Galapogos]

So you're saying you're a wolf? hmmm... odd strategy to out yourself like that. Curious to see if it pays off.

[bigred]

Canadians who are slow, eh?

[Luco]

Banging too hard on pinball machines

[BennyLaRue]

Banging too hard on pinball machines

You hurt her? Or did she hurt you? It bends if you go too hard.

[kiwiMark]

Water, pipes, pressure, the netherlands in general

[eugmac]

that's what you get for living in a country that nature says should be all under water. do you want to defy mother nature that badly?

[kiwiMark]

all other countries restrict my access to mother nature

[rong]

Not having the guts to put more money on the grand national in spite of picking the winner 4 years in a row. (spot the brag)

[OngBonga]

Not being allowed to bet on which horse(s) die.

[rong]

Have you tried? You can bet on most things, ask in a bookies, I'm sure you'd find someone to take it.

[OngBonga]

I had a look online when I was checking out the winner odds, wasn't really serious, even I might find it a little distasteful to actually place such a bet. Not really a fan of the National tbh, it's been years since I actually bet on it. Idiot tax imo, unless you know something others don't of course.

[rong]

Betting isn't always about EV, sometimes it's just fun. If you have money on a horse that's still in the running in the last minute say, then it's pretty exciting.

[OngBonga]

Betting isn't always about EV, sometimes it's just fun. If you have money on a horse that's still in the running in the last minute say, then it's pretty exciting.

Fair enough. I go to the dogs sometimes because it's fun, though I suck at picking winners. So long as I'm not down more than £20 in bets I don't care, it's worth it for a decent night out.

[rong]

Fair enough. I go to the dogs sometimes because it's fun, though I suck at picking winners. So long as I'm not down more than £20 in bets I don't care, it's worth it for a decent night out.

I like the dogs too. Used to go every few months when I lived in London, but there's nowhere local to me now.

I use the same theory for casino's too. As long as I don;t spend more than 50 quid I'm happy if I get a nights entertainment.