"I Have a Dream" By President George W. Bush

I have a dream.

That one day, this nation will rise up, and live up to the true meaning
of its creed. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that ALL
businessmen are created equal.

And I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons
of former slaves, and the sons of former slave-owners, will be able to
sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

And then, the sons of the former slaves will stand right back up, and
clear the tables. Proud to have been able to sit, if even for a
moment, at a table with rich white men and their mean-spirited petty
wives.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a
nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by
the content of their character, and how much they excessively drink,
smoke marijuana, and snort cocaine (I'm sorry its in their genes).

I have a dream that one day, even the state of Mississippi, a state
sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an
oasis of freedom and justice. I must say, however, that I have
absolutely no expectation this dream will ever come true. It IS just a
dream so remember, a lot of times all crazy, weird, and nonsensical
stuff happens. In fact, who am I kiddin'. Oasis of freedom, in Trent
Lott's backyard? Alright, let's skip that one, my bad.

Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill in Mississippi, and every
mountainside. And when this happens, when we let freedom ring, we let
it ring from every tenemant, every hamlet, every state, and every city.

We will be able to speed up that day when all God's children: Black
men, White men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics-- Will be
able to join hands and sing in the words of the old spiritual,

"Free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty, we are free at last."

Then, immediately following that, God will wage a holy war on these
same, vile, dirty subhumans, and send Jesus to Earth where Armageddon will rage.

Fire will engulf the Earth, and all non-believers: Black men, White
men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics-- And Muslims.
Especially muslims. Oh man are they in for it!

They'll wallow in a lake of fire for all eternity, and there will be
much wailing and gnashing of teeth-- While I ascend to Heaven on a
chariot made of chocolate and feathers.

There, I will sit at God's side, and join in the fruits of seventy
brown-eyed virgins.

I have a dream. Oh boy, do I have a dream.