The stripper made me feel loved

[BankItDrew]

How do I avoid this from happening? Twice I pulled a stripper tonight aside and received a lap dance. Each time I asked her: (2 different girls) Why do you do this? Each ow.ne stopped dancing. Curled up beside me, and stopped dancing. I paid for the full time dedicated btw

Is this normal?Or just another way of getting tha manies? One girl gave me phone # info and thos other just wanted drinks.

I hate sluts, but sluts whom I get some from are awesome!

~Drew

btw I slept with a fatty on Saturday

[flomo]

most strippers have WALL E fetishes and are sluts, you should do great in the nudie bars

[BooG690]

How do I avoid this from happening? Twice I pulled a stripper tonight aside and received a lap dance. Each time I asked her: (2 different girls) Why do you do this? Each ow.ne stopped dancing. Curled up beside me, and stopped dancing. I paid for the full time dedicated btw

This is how you avoid this from happening: STOP ASKING THIS. You're basically asking her, "Why are you such a whore?"

You don't know her situation...you're pretty much offending the shit out of her. I'd stop giving you a lap dance too.

[d0zer]

btw I slept with a fatty on Saturday

lol hi5 bud!

[ashmichaelss]

Hello. I just moved to the Miami area. I am looking for a solid company to help me with a refinance. I purchased the house from a short sale and had to do business over the phone because I was living in Az. I dont think that I got a good deal. My interest rate in now 6.99 percent. I think that I can refinance and get a much better deal. Please point me in the right direction.

[bikes]

lol hi5 bud!

multiple hi5s

[XTR1000]

Hello. I just moved to the Miami area. I am looking for a solid company to help me with a refinance. I purchased the house from a short sale and had to do business over the phone because I was living in Az. I dont think that I got a good deal. My interest rate in now 6.99 percent. I think that I can refinance and get a much better deal. Please point me in the right direction.

Hello. Put some fat strippers in your house. Then come back here and tell drew, he could save their souls by buying your house and videotaping a whole bot-on-chubby-erotic series. Everyone´s gonna be happy.

[BankItDrew]

lmfao i don't remember this thread at all

i'm still a little drunk

apparently i played 248 hands of nlhe 1/2 last night too and owned

btw update on stripper who gave me her phone number: She is probably a lying whore. I text her twice last night and never got a reply. I totally got stripper owned. I pretended to care about her and she pretended to care about me caring about her. Which lead me to believe that she liked me, which caused me to like her and get my hopes up. Fucking whores... I do however, remember getting that stripper to dance for me for 10 seconds, asking her why she is doing this, then ten seconds later she is crying and giving me her number. I then payed her $100.

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[aka_red]

YouTube - Music Videos T Pain Im In Love With A Stripper

[oskar]

Slightly less creepy conversation starters with strippers:

"Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother."

"Have the lambs stopped screaming, Clarice?"

[Sir Pawnalot]

Bankitdrew- I think you are drawing a wrong conclusion about the stripper. Firstly, most strippers do not grow up with aspirations of becoming just that. There is certainly a history of drug abuse, family issues, economic issues or something like that in most strippers life. Of course there is the occasional gold digger who can not get enough money in regular jobs. Secondly, just because she didnt respond does not mean she does not care. Women are complex and her reasoning for not responding might surprise you. Maybe she was in a half assed relationship? Maybe she was too embarrassed about her occupation to date you? Maybe she was afraid of the reprimands from her boss because it is usually not allowed to date clients. Maybe she just needed to feel some love for a short a while? The love she is missing in her life.

My point is just that you do not know. And I dont think for a second she was playing you.

[Warpe]

[x] thread delivers

[kevster]

I pretended to care about her and she pretended to care about me caring about her. Which lead me to believe that she liked me, which caused me to like her and get my hopes up. Fucking whores... I do however, remember getting that stripper to dance for me for 10 seconds, asking her why she is doing this, then ten seconds later she is crying and giving me her number. I then payed her $100.

Ha ha, owned.

Great story, great thread.

[a500lbgorilla]

title should read: stripper good at job.

[BankItDrew]

I dont think for a second she was playing you.

this is reassuring and makes me wish i didn't delete her contact info. oh well, she had a son anyways.

[boost]

this is reassuring and makes me wish i didn't delete her contact info. oh well, she had a son anyways.

lol.. sir pwn is clueless. Strippers are talented con-artists/whores until proven otherwise. There are three main ways for a stripper to earn a johns money. First and most obvious is stripping, lap dances, etc. You know, their job. The second way is also fairly obvious, and that would be turning tricks either in private backrooms (depends on the establishment if this is rampant or not) or off site. And the third way is to trick the john into thinking there is some sort of emotional connection.

By asking "why are you doing this" you clearly opened the door for her to start conning you into feeling an emotional connection. Now she no longer needs to do either of the first two more obvious money earners, so she stopped giving you a lap dance and cuddled instead.

here you go, this video should help you with your future strip club adventures: YouTube - Project Pat - Don't Save Her (feat. Three 6 Mafia)

[BennyLaRue]

Mmmmm...pina colada perfume.

[Sir Pawnalot]

Boost-

People are actually quite nice once you give them a chance - even strippers!

I have yet met one person in my life I did not like. And I have met drug lords, whores and robbers. I have even befriended street urchins, beggars and drug abusers. Mentally sick persons is a different story, but that is pathological reasons for their behaviour.

Besides, other things than money spurs motivation for action. Emotion is one of them. You simply cannot make the assumption she is putting up a show just to con him. Motivation is intricate and cannot be reduced to money alone.

=|

[bigred]

Boost vs the virgins

[Galapogos]

title should read: stripper good at job.

Haha qft

[d0zer]

I grappled hard with a stripper in a hotel room once. Pretty sure I was in love with her yeah, but cocaine's a helluva drug y'know so who knows.

Never did give her any manies, but I think lemon either gained or lost $20 on a 20:1 prop on me nailing her or something...

On a semi-related note, I did ask a stripper licking the asshole of another stripper if she was a lesbian or just a good actress. She winked and told me that they're just roommates. very open-minded roommates.

indeed.

[KoRnholio]

You said "why do you do this?" and didn't mind/complain/etc when they stopped dancing. Sounds like they interpreted it as "you don't have to dance, you can just sit here with me and get paid all the same". Same pay for less degradation, sounds +EV to me!

[Ltrain]

Why do they do it (including hookers, hooters girls, etc.)? Most likely it is because they were young, got pregnant by some guy who left them, and now they have a young kid, can't work a 9 to 5 job because of being a single parent and having the child, and they only way they can support them and see them during the day is to strip where they make a lot of money at night fast, can switch off babysitting with the other strippers and support their kid.

It is a lot more fun just getting the lap dance and not asking...

[Xianti]

Drew, stop asking strippers serious questions. Pay them to dance and grind on you, not for conversation.

[BankItDrew]

It's just that I felt like "He's different," because I pretended to care. The way she moved her hips made me want to bring her home and show dad.

[Galapogos]

Drew, stop asking strippers serious questions. Pay them to dance and grind on you, not for conversation.

Give him a strike bossman. It's the only way he'll learn.

[kiwiMark]

Boost vs the virgins

I laff'd

[bigred]

BID's love circuits were programmed terribly wrong imo

[BennyLaRue]

Give him a strike bossman. It's the only way he'll learn.

I'm a fan of this kind of tough love.

[Penneywize]

cmon drew. Everyone has stripper fantasies. Not everyone acts on them. It's not up to you to be their knight in shining armour.

btw LOL at paying them to feel sorry for themselves, pretty harsh bra.