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  1. #601
  2. #602
    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat View Post


    Just Europe really?
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
  3. #603
    I should have wrote something clever, but i suck at that so I will just leave you with this.Cat shit rat shit dirty old twat 69 douche bags tied in a knot, sucker fucker muther fucker pigs fuck too, i'm a fucking muther fucker who the fuck are YOU!!
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  4. #604
    O.O
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  6. #606
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
  7. #607
    Happy New Year!
  8. #608
    What is the record these days?

    Does it really matter?
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
  9. #609
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
  10. #610
    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH View Post
    What is the record these days?

    Does it really matter?
    I fucking own it, so of course it matters.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
  11. #611
    i'm ok with locking it so kingnat can be king forever and ever.
  12. #612
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
  13. #613
    all hail king nat
  14. #614
    Quote Originally Posted by eugmac View Post
    i'm ok with locking it so kingnat can be king forever and ever.
    I'd vote for this, but some drunk radmin will unlock, post and re-lock... and I'd rather bear the burden of bumping this every month until the end of my days.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
  15. #615
    One day.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  16. #616


    hey guys!
  17. #617
    this bump has been paid for by the kingest of nats.
  18. #618
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    this bump has been paid for by the kingest of nats.
    Ha-rumph.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
  19. #619
    WAT
    Playing big pots at small stakes.
  20. #620
    hai.
  21. #621
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  22. #622
    Happy New Year!
  23. #623
    bump
  24. #624
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    bump
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  27. #627
    Is Xianti still alive?

  28. #628
    bump!

    i either won or set someone back a few months, not sure which.
  29. #629
    we were really slacking on this
    Playing big pots at small stakes.
  30. #630
    Bump! New record
  31. #631
    holla.
  32. #632
    I'm setting an alarm on my phone for six months time.
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    ongies gonna ong
  33. #633
    Can't believe this didn't get bumped on Back To The Future Day. Next time I guess.
  34. #634
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe View Post
    Can't believe this didn't get bumped on Back To The Future Day. Next time I guess.
    too soon
    Playing big pots at small stakes.
  35. #635
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    New Record!

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  36. #636
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    New Record!

    Math fail? My record stands at 2.5 months or so! (post 630)
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    Quote Originally Posted by NightGizmo View Post
    Math fail? My record stands at 2.5 months or so! (post 630)
    I don't see it that way.

    I welcome you as a Challenger, though, against my New Record.
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  38. #638
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    I don't see it that way.

    I welcome you as a Challenger, though, against my New Record.
    I welcome you to continue making monthly posts in this thread. Keeps my record alive!
  39. #639
    Happy New Year!
  40. #640


    My record's still alive!
  41. #641
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    I'm setting an alarm on my phone for six months time.
    Did your alarm go off?
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  43. #643
    Quote Originally Posted by JKDS View Post
    Did I break a record?
  44. #644


    Bumped!
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    Thx, bruv
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  47. #647
    Happy New Year!
  48. #648
    OMGerd! I haven't been around these parts in forever! I'm glad this is still on the front page.
    Hi everyone!!
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
  49. #649
    HEY STOP IT
  50. #650
    BUMP
  51. #651
    wow, just realized this thread is nearly 11 years old.
  52. #652
    Hi all. It's been a few years and just thought I'd pop in to see who is still around. And I saw this here unbumped for almost 4 months! You guys have been slacking off.
  53. #653
    Bamp
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    Bump.
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    Which ever title I'm keeping intact, you're welcome.
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    Woohoo! 6 months! Is that a new record; or is this place just like TWD?

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  57. #657
    I dunno what the record is, all I know is I never held it.
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    ongies gonna ong
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    I dunno what the record is, all I know is I never held it.
    Scrolling up on this page seems to find Chemist fairly confident that he held the record at 2 -3 months.
    If so, 6 mo. is a new record.
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    I've been hit with such a nice nostalgia wave reading this thread
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  60. #660
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  61. #661
    'sup?
  62. #662
    Oh, hey, Warpe. How's it going?
  63. #663
    When everyone else has left I will get the god damn record.
  64. #664
    Quote Originally Posted by Savy View Post
    When everyone else has left I will get the god damn record.
    I will make it harder for you.
  65. #665
    What is the record? Someone needs to carefully browse the thread, making notes as they go, to find out.

    Not me.
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    ongies gonna ong
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    Scrolling up on this page seems to find Chemist fairly confident that he held the record at 2 -3 months.
    If so, 6 mo. is a new record.
    I'm not doing more than I already have.
    This thread is ... just ... 'cmon, guys.

    Send gmml enough money to buy himself a snack and ask nicely, and maybe he'll write a script to answer this.
    I suspect it'd take him less than 30 minutes, given all we're really asking for is to pull a data list, find the difference between successive values, then find the max in the created list. All simple stuff in any coding language I've heard of.
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  68. #668
    Quote Originally Posted by LeFou View Post
    Oh, hey, Warpe. How's it going?
    Life is good! Happy New Year, everybody!
  69. #669
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe View Post
    Life is good! Happy New Year, everybody!
    Hey thanks u 2

    (this PAGE is almost 6 years old)
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  70. #670
    Hey, guys.
  71. #671
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    What is the record? Someone needs to carefully browse the thread, making notes as they go, to find out.

    Not me.
    I was gonna say I already did that, but apparently that was over 6 years ago. I can't tell if time flies or if it's just gone completely still here.

    As that post demonstrates, you most certainly cannot mistake confidence in a record for validity. Most of the supposed record holders before that post were illegitimate.

    In any case, everyone claiming a record since then is cromulent:

    • KingNat took the record from me with a ~68.5 day bump.
    • I beat that with this 71.5 day bump where I very graciously kicked all your dicks in without rubbing your nose in it. I definitely set a calendar alert to get this record, which should tell you all you need to know about my life in 2014.
    • Rilla would have taken the record from me if only February had more days in it.
    • GMML was the one to take the record from me with a 79+ day bump.
    • NightGizmo took the record by less than 24 hours, making it obvious that his life is in about the same stage right now that mine was in 2014. From that point on, he apparently changed his calendar alert to go off on the first of every other month, and bumped the thread like clockwork for a while until he and everyone else apparently stopped caring and let it go dormant until ...
    • JackSawyer damn-near doubled the record with a 141-day bump.
    • There have been 4 100-day bumps since then, including my most recent bump and the current record holder: ShotGlass, who broke the half-year mark.

    Hope that helps.
  72. #672
    We need more posts like this.
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
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