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  1. #301
    Quote Originally Posted by shazbox
    What happens when you hit your head on a wall.
    You BUMP your head.
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    Bumper of the year will be hard, Because U Must Prove it.
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    worst thread ever.. i'm not going to contribute to this crap
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    i would think a bot would find this funny---
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    last to bump wins; I win so far
  6. #306

    Default ...

    I win ! ! ! !
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    And fwiw, seeing this image made me sort of half-way smile because I remember reading it as a child.
  8. #308
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    And fwiw, seeing this image made me sort of half-way smile because I remember reading it as a child.
    Me Too ! ! ! !
  9. #309
    BURP
    Hey knucklehead! Bonk!
  10. #310
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    damn, i was going to wait another week
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  11. #311
    20 days, not bad.
  12. #312
    heheheheheheheh
  13. #313
    lol at your first post on ftr being in this thread.

    Welcome!
  14. #314
    Quote Originally Posted by meeloche
    lol at your first post on ftr being in this thread.

    Welcome!
    LOLOLOL.
    Your gonna fit right in.
  15. #315
    Ha ha. 21 days now!

    Ok, I'm done now. That was fun...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisBCritter
    Ha ha. 21 days now!

    Ok, I'm done now. That was fun...
    22 days, owned.
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  17. #317
    I figured I'd give someone else some glory for once... You've been waiting since February for that... It'll be a while till someone gets more than 30 days I'll guess...
  18. #318
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    lol thanks. ive been waiting so long for the opportunity for a good bump!
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  19. #319
    I am no longer a bump virgin. 22 days 4 1/2 hours. Oh the thrill!!
  20. #320
    This bump is just to stop someone else from getting the record. I'm the NY Giants of post-bumping.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dalecooper
    This bump is just to stop someone else from getting the record. I'm the NY Giants of post-bumping.
    so you're a total fluke?
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  22. #322
    I like to think so.
  23. #323
    3 weeks, no bumpage?

    Also, slow as shit in the commune today, w t f?
  24. #324
    Somebody (ME) was waiting to get the record TOMORROW! You have now prevented this from happening. Record stands at 22 days, with a 3-way tie now...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisBCritter
    Somebody (ME) was waiting to get the record TOMORROW! You have now prevented this from happening. Record stands at 22 days, with a 3-way tie now...
    psh, theres no tie. i got the solo title.
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    yeah But I PWN all with 2 years in a row NEW YEARS DAY BUMPS!!
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  27. #327
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    yeah But I PWN all with 2 years in a row NEW YEARS DAY BUMPS!!
    Sounds like you need to have more fun on New Years Eve
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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    New years is friggin cold here. besides, thats for the young guys
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  29. #329
    New record!
  30. #330
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    New record!
    LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    New record!
    Go for high score in enemy base!
    LOL OPERATIONS
  32. #332
    Man, I actually thought of bumping this and thinking I would be liek kool.
    >3

    this is my favourite part of the post
    it looks like angry boobs
  33. #333
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    damn well played warpe. i was going to bump it, just too lazy to look for it.
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  34. #334
    Bump.
  35. #335
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    Quote Originally Posted by sandstorm
    Man, I actually thought of bumping this and thinking I would be liek kool.
    If I ever disappeared from FTR in a Sandstorm-esque way I think that's the only way I'd make my comeback.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    After 2 years, this is still fun?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    After 2 years, this is still fun?

    This thread had met its end a day ago... then you had to go and open t back up again.

    I think deep down, you actually want it to live forever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    After 2 years, this is still fun?

    allow us peons are fun

  39. #339
    Ingen försvar sif som jaaaag halöl hallå joey! fär ,mamma vet bäst vad sin superstR VILL HAAA!
    >3

    this is my favourite part of the post
    it looks like angry boobs
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    terrible bump
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    Herpes bump
  43. #343
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Herpes bump
    Also known as speed bumps.
  44. #344
    ok sry fo teribl bump
    >3

    this is my favourite part of the post
    it looks like angry boobs
  45. #345
    hmmm...i think i'll bumpity.
  46. #346
    Guest
    dick_pump...
  47. #347
    hmm..do i win?
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  49. #349
    I'm using my mod powers for good and temporarily locking this thread until a later date. This thread is for quality bumps only!
    DON'T FUCK WITH THE JESUS!!!
  50. #350
    im so gona bump this in like 3 weeks
  51. #351
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    excellent lock, mod fellows!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PO$$E$$ED
    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Retards.


    Dear Mister XXXianti,

    I advise you against locking this thread, as said "retards" will just start bumping other threads. Here is an analogy for the function of this thread.

    bumping old threads: shooting heroin in the street
    bumping this thread: getting methadone from a government-sanctioned clinic

    Would you rather have the thread-bumping addicts get their fix by bumping just this one thread, or would you rather have them feed their addiction bumping other threads? Keep the methadone clinic open man.

    Sincerely GANG$TA,
    PO$$E$$ED
    come on nao
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  53. #353
    {unlockerbump}
  54. #354
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    {unlockerbump}
    Fuckin Eh Warpe.

    Power to the people...lol.
  55. #355
    first "post unlocked" bump
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
  56. #356
    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    fist "post unlocked" bump
    FAIL.
  57. #357
    damn your quick
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
  58. #358
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  59. #359
    Quote Originally Posted by sarbox68
    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/forum/stop-bumping-old-threads-part-deaux-t74082.html

    I am very confused......
    That is just Warpe totally abusing his Mod powers and ruining what would have been one of the most EPIC threads in FTR history.

    Don't worry, I have already reported him to Xianti and am expecting that he will be banned very shortly.
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
  60. #360
    Quote Originally Posted by sarbox68
    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/forum/stop-bumping-old-threads-part-deaux-t74082.html

    I am very confused......
    Original thread was locked .
    Part deux was created in protest.
    Original thread was unlocked.
    We win.
    The end.
  61. #361
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Original thread was locked .
    Part deux was created in protest.
    Original thread was unlocked.
    We win.
    The end.
    That's some straight up che guevara shit right there...
  62. #362
    Now let us just walk away from this thread for a few months... just let it go guys come on... follow me... away....
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
  63. #363
    Bumpers.
  64. #364
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    25 days, not bad sir.
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    Xianti's thread of randomness?
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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    damn you, September was MINE! MINE I TELL YOU!!!
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  70. #370
    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Please dont lock this thread. It brings so much joy.
  71. #371
    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Please dont lock this thread. It brings so much joy.
    I agree 115%
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
  72. #372
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    i don't get the reasoning behind locking this?
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  73. #373
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    i don't get the reasoning behind locking this?
    I think Xianti hates us.
  74. #374
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    terrible idea.
    Then people would bump alot more other old threads.

    This one is a Classic now.
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
  75. #375
    guys 10 day bumps of this are ridiculous

    keep it at atleast 2 weeks

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