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    Thumbs up spoonitnow helps teenage girl

    I know that I post random bullshit sometimes to help keep the commune churning, but the following is completely true and has played out over the past couple of weeks. I thought some of you would get a kick out of this since it's the opposite of my typical woman-hating schtick.

    I have this younger chick friend (I'll call her Jane) who's 18 who works at this small, local grocery store I used to go to a lot before I moved. Jane talked some, and she desperately needed some direction in her life, so I offered her advice on presenting herself in a more feminine way, dealing with people, etc. I definitely fell into a sort of mentor role with her.

    Jane was asked to do some work doing some drawings for a couple in their mid-20s who are getting married soon. We'll call the groom John. John was the one working with Jane for the most part, and they spent a significant amount of time alone at John's house. At one point, John came onto Jane, and Jane didn't really know how to react since she's never gotten much male attention of that sort. Her reaction was sub-optimal and involved her blowing the guy.

    Later that day or the next morning, Jane told John that what happened was a mistake and that she felt terrible about it. She insisted that it would not happen again, and he agreed at the time. About a week later, John asked to meet with Jane over the drawings. They met at a fast food place (under my advice to keep it in public). He was relentlessly hitting on her and telling her how good she looked and all of this. Jane rejected John, and as Jane was leaving, John followed her to her vehicle. He pushed her up against her car and told her that he wanted to fuck her and that he always gets what he wants. Jane spazzed out, pushed him away, and got in her car and left.

    The morning after the fast food meeting, she had 30+ missed called from him, tons of text messages calling her a whore/slut/etc. and voicemails with the same. That afternoon, John showed up at her job (small grocery store) and asked for her. Jane was in the break room by herself, and this old woman who runs things up front sent him back there to her since it's a pretty laid-back place. In said break room, John grabbed her by the throat and choked the shit out of her and went on some psycho shit. I can't recall if she spat on her or not.

    At this point, Jane is flipping the fuck out and has no clue what to do. She hesitates to go to the sheriff's department because he's said that he will kill her if she does. On top of that, she doesn't want to be thought of as a slut for blowing the guy.

    A few other similar incidents happen (this is long enough as it is). Yesterday, he told her to come to a friend's house that's in a bit of a secluded place, and she was almost scared into doing it. After a long talk and some spoonitnow-brand pimp talk, I was able to convince her to say fuck that and get a restraining order.
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    I have some suggestions:

    - To make your fake story more believable you should include minor details that, while not important to the telling of the story, show you were actually there. During an experience, there are always small details that will stand out to the story-teller as worthy of telling, no just by the numbers plot-points.

    - Be will be more likely to believe your fake story is real if it's not based on the exact kind of incident you have expressed interest and a strong opinion on several times before.

    - And last but not least, spoon always goes for the fat chick in these kinds of stories.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luco View Post
    - Be will be more likely to believe your fake story is real if it's not based on the exact kind of incident you have expressed interest and a strong opinion on several times before.
    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luco View Post
    I have some suggestions:

    - To make your fake story more believable you should include minor details that, while not important to the telling of the story, show you were actually there. During an experience, there are always small details that will stand out to the story-teller as worthy of telling, no just by the numbers plot-points.

    - Be will be more likely to believe your fake story is real if it's not based on the exact kind of incident you have expressed interest and a strong opinion on several times before.

    - And last but not least, spoon always goes for the fat chick in these kinds of stories.
    wp lol

    For those who don't know, this is a copy/paste from a different thread.
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    so is jane the fat chick that your mate john was doing while you did his fiancee?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith View Post
    so is jane the fat chick that your mate john was doing while you did his fiancee?
    No, she was like 11 when that happened. :P
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    Whenever I read shit like this I start thinking dark thoughts about what I'd do to people who bullied female friends of mine. Any suggestions I throw back are probably what you should not do. Like taking him into the desert and forcing him to dig a hole, before beating him with the spade and leaving him to find his way back home.

    Proper advice would be - get her to tell the police if she hears from him again. Texts messages and emails should be saved. If she meets him in public again, try and get a hidden camera or at least record the conversation. Do not meet him anywhere that is not public. Maybe inform her father/brother/male friend that she is at risk.

    I still prefer him to get a beating though, but that's me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Like taking him into the desert ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by surviva316 View Post
    There are parts of Britain where it doesn't rain?
    Well if it was here then I'd say countryside or coast, but spoon is in yankieland and it's like 99% desert or some shit like that right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Well if it was here then I'd say countryside or coast, but spoon is in yankieland and it's like 99% desert or some shit like that right?
    It's not unheard of. My first cousin (once removed) named Sambo tied a guy to a tree in the woods near a river on my grand-dad's farm about 20-25 years ago and tortured him for about a week before shooting him in the head and throwing him in the river. He was eventually caught and served something like 8-10 years. What fucked him was that they found the victim's blood inside the barrel of a gun that he has rammed into the guy's throat repeatedly. About three or four months after he got out, I helped him coach a baseball team for 13-14 year olds.
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    8-10 years? I guess that was diminished responsibility or whatever you call that over there. I'd guess the guy deserved it.

    I know someone who tortured two people, threw acid all over them, then set them on fire. He got ten years for manslaughter, on the grounds on diminished responsibility. The two guys he killed raped his teenage daughter. Personally I don't think he did anything immoral, but I understand that the law cannot turn a blind eye to such an act.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    8-10 years? I guess that was diminished responsibility or whatever you call that over there. I'd guess the guy deserved it.

    I know someone who tortured two people, threw acid all over them, then set them on fire. He got ten years for manslaughter, on the grounds on diminished responsibility. The two guys he killed raped his teenage daughter. Personally I don't think he did anything immoral, but I understand that the law cannot turn a blind eye to such an act.
    I think he was originally sentenced to like 15, but he got out on good behavior afaik.
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    This is what happens when society allows spoon and Ong to have extended conversations with each other.
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    This is what happens when I'm allowed to have an extended conversation with anyone.
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    This is what happens when spoon tries to balance his ranges
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    This is what happens when spoon tries to balance his ranges
    Accurate
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    Update:

    I realize that this is going to sound like something I pulled out of my ass, but I swear to fuck it's true.

    Last night this guy walked into where she worked and punched her in the face at the cash register she was running. There weren't any other people around, but it's on camera, and she has a big bruise under her eye. Who does that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    Update:

    I realize that this is going to sound like something I pulled out of my ass, but I swear to fuck it's true.

    Last night this guy walked into where she worked and punched her in the face at the cash register she was running. There weren't any other people around, but it's on camera, and she has a big bruise under her eye. Who does that?
    People that need to have a run-in with a tiny lady and her cute little pink zappy frand, that's who.
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    This is what happens when spoon tries to balance his ranges

    A+

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    Desert and spade time.
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    And I'm 100% serious.
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