I have the sneaking suspicion that most, if not all, of the accounts on this forum are actually spoonitnow. Do I win something for figuring it out?
If you insist on keeping up the charade, convince me I'm wrong.
09-12-2017 11:16 PM
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SolispoonismI have the sneaking suspicion that most, if not all, of the accounts on this forum are actually spoonitnow. Do I win something for figuring it out? | |
09-13-2017 12:19 AM
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You only think that because deep down you're a woman. |
09-13-2017 05:25 AM
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Wuf is 100% bananastand. Just so happens that when one stops posting regularly the other one starts. |
09-13-2017 10:33 AM
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There's only one Bananastand |
09-13-2017 11:27 AM
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09-13-2017 11:27 AM
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There's only one OngBonga. | |
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09-13-2017 11:43 AM
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Spoon couldn't say half the things I say without constantly puking on his keyboard. | |
09-13-2017 05:23 PM
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09-14-2017 02:14 PM
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I really don't know how I became embroiled in this saga, because I truly don't know who 'spoon' is. |
09-14-2017 02:54 PM
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09-15-2017 10:15 AM
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Only if he's deliberately using improper grammar to throw us off the scent. And by "us", I mean exclusively me, because I'm the only one who'll even notice. | |
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09-15-2017 10:41 AM
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09-15-2017 12:38 PM
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I could check their IPs to see if they match, but I don't want to ruin the mystery. | |
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09-15-2017 01:45 PM
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Mr. Stand is def. not spoon. Exactly 0% chance. | |
09-15-2017 01:53 PM
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09-15-2017 01:54 PM
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09-15-2017 02:41 PM
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09-15-2017 03:04 PM
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09-15-2017 07:02 PM
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Your suspicion is 100% correct. There is no way I could have possibly fooled you. You are too smart for that. |
09-15-2017 09:52 PM
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How have you guys now figured out who bananastand is by now? | |
09-16-2017 03:50 AM
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11-02-2017 10:16 PM
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11-03-2017 08:41 AM
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Wow, I'm famous |
11-03-2017 08:45 AM
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as for CLP, I caught Bart dropping some total nonsense about a hand. I told him why he sucks and that if he is gonna charge money, then he should be doing more than just teaching people to be TAG grinders in LA. Then he made a podcast about the hand so he could rant about how right he was, except in the podcast he used a completely different set of facts, circumstances, cards, and bet sizes to describe the hand. |
11-03-2017 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by BananaStand | |
11-03-2017 03:47 PM
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11-03-2017 04:16 PM
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11-03-2017 04:27 PM
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Sure, it's the bread and butter play of a good TAG player. And good TAG players make money, especially in live games where everyone else plays fit-or-fold. All I'm saying is that if you're gonna charge people money on a monthly basis for poker training, then maybe you should have more than one lesson. |
11-03-2017 05:07 PM
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Yeah no arguments against this. I wouldn't get pissed off with being told repeatedly on a forum by a random that I should b/f more, but if I were being told this by my coach, month by month, with no evolution... yeah wtf is this. It's not the only answer. There will definitely come a point where I'd want to know when it's better to c/c. If he says "never" then he's talking out of his arse. | |
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11-07-2017 02:13 PM
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BANNED
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I had tons of accounts back in the day. Oh to be young again. |
11-09-2017 08:02 PM
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Oh shit, it's that mythical poster I'd heard so much about but didn't exist by the time I got an account. | |
11-10-2017 07:33 AM
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Was dwarfman the dude who had like 15 accounts that kept getting banned? | |
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11-10-2017 08:17 PM
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No, I don't think so, but maybe. However, he was the 15 year old brit that was martingaling sit'n'go's on Party Poker. | |
11-11-2017 05:03 AM
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BANNED
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11-11-2017 03:07 PM
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Fuck that piece of shit dwarf. Don't think because I don't post I'm not around. I still wield a banhammer with extreme prejudice | |
Last edited by jyms; 11-11-2017 at 03:11 PM. | |
11-11-2017 03:09 PM
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That was probably my first post in two or three years after vowing never to post again and it was worth it. | |
11-11-2017 06:39 PM
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Why did you vow never to post again? |
11-12-2017 11:19 AM
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Fair enough jyms - disappointing that you still hold such resentment after almost 10 years, but it is what it is - I was a nightmare teenager! |
11-12-2017 11:22 AM
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Haha I have absolutely no idea but I'll high five jyms for that. | |
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11-15-2017 09:16 PM
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11-16-2017 02:58 AM
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I remember dwarfman getting dwarfmanned. As with eupho and iopq | |
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11-16-2017 06:01 AM
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Fair comment. Amazing the level to which this particular community has died though - online poker still thrives outside the US so you'd expect plenty of communities to still thrive too. |
11-16-2017 06:13 AM
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You got dwarfmanned again right here https://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerf...90#post2280790 | |
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11-16-2017 12:20 PM
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11-16-2017 01:28 PM
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I remember iopq being banned like it was yesterday. I was a BC fish, so he was like my hero. | |
Last edited by surviva316; 11-16-2017 at 01:30 PM. | |
11-16-2017 03:17 PM
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lol i was just thinking about iopq the other day. his "stimpack marines running at niggerspeed" was maybe the funniest event on the forum. |
11-16-2017 07:55 PM
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A matter of opinion I guess, but I would strongly argue yes. I think the boom in the 2000s was almost a freak event for online poker, never to be repeated. Since UIGEA numbers have of course dropped off, but certainly not fallen off a cliff. Stars still getting up to 200k active on weekends. |
11-18-2017 02:41 PM
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Sure there's a fuck ton of people outside of USA playing poker, I bet they wish they could speak English so they could come to forums like this where they could discuss hands and whatnot. | |
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11-24-2017 05:50 PM
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ya, i remember the good ole days. and i remember being lazy and not taking advantage of the good ole days. ftr has certainly felt the effects of decreased interest, as with other online poker forums/sites. there's just not as many people search or playing anymore: | |
11-30-2017 02:41 PM
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I got linked to this thread earlier today, and I think it's hilarious. I totally forgot about this place. | |
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11-30-2017 02:44 PM
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Lol. | |
11-30-2017 03:38 PM
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11-30-2017 04:34 PM
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11-30-2017 04:35 PM
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11-30-2017 06:40 PM
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"Also, why doesn't "Reply With Quote" work? " | |
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12-01-2017 02:49 PM
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12-01-2017 03:28 PM
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I can edit your posts just fine, but when I do, it deletes whatever was there before. | |
12-01-2017 03:35 PM
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It's not firefox itself. I just wondered if you were running the latest version, if so then disregard that. | |
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12-01-2017 09:49 PM
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reply quote does not work correctly. if mmm cant figure it out, aint no way im figuring it out |
12-01-2017 11:26 PM
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@Mojo | |
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12-02-2017 09:55 AM
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"reply quote does not work correctly. if mmm cant figure it out, aint no way im figuring it out " | |
12-02-2017 10:19 AM
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Just to confirm, wuf: | |
12-02-2017 05:15 PM
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yes ive had the problem for a while. ive noticed others have had it too due to how conversations have changed since (less quoting, very little multiquoting) |
12-03-2017 12:09 AM
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12-05-2017 12:12 AM
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12-05-2017 04:17 AM
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Jacking hell. | |
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12-05-2017 05:06 AM
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12-05-2017 08:06 AM
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I'll be making a vid later gmml, to show you | |
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12-05-2017 12:41 PM
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12-06-2017 11:39 AM
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Yeah, still broken for me | |