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    Default Simpsons trivia thread

    haven't seen one of these here, so I figured I would get it started. first, some ground rules:

    When posting a question, it must be one that you know the answer to. it also must be one that you didn't have to look up on the internet or elsewhere.
    When answering a question, the same applies. looking up the answer just ruins it for everyone, and by everyone, I mean me.

    we'll start off relatively easy

    First question: What is the name of Doctor Hibberts wife???
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    Sylvia. What college did he attend?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Assassin32
    Sylvia.
    not the answer I was going for, but a correct answer none the less. anyone know another name for Mrs. Hibbert.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    What is the name of Drederick Tatum's manager?
    lucius sweet, not sure about the spelling though.

    here's one.
    in the episode where we find out principal skinner is actually armand tamzarian, who goes to capital city to bring skinner/tamzarian back to springfield, and what reason is given for their being there??
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgil
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    What is the name of Drederick Tatum's manager?
    lucius sweet, not sure about the spelling though.

    here's one.
    in the episode where we find out principal skinner is actually armand tamzarian, who goes to capital city to bring skinner/tamzarian back to springfield, and what reason is given for their being there??
    the real Seymour Skinner. and I think it was because he didn't want him ruining his name or something like that.

    There was an alternate ending made to the classic 'who shot mr. burns' episode. in the alternate ending, who shot him? how did they make it so that Mr. Burns last 'clue' still made sense?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgil

    the real Seymour Skinner. and I think it was because he didn't want him ruining his name or something like that.

    There was an alternate ending made to the classic 'who shot mr. burns' episode. in the alternate ending, who shot him? how did they make it so that Mr. Burns last 'clue' still made sense?
    wasnt his final clue pointing to West and South on the compass or something, so they thought itwas Wayland Smithers, but then you could flip it upside down and its Maggy Simpson? Or was that all part of the real ending?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgil
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    What is the name of Drederick Tatum's manager?
    lucius sweet, not sure about the spelling though.

    here's one.
    in the episode where we find out principal skinner is actually armand tamzarian, who goes to capital city to bring skinner/tamzarian back to springfield, and what reason is given for their being there??
    One of my favorite episodes:

    Homer: “Okay once more…where are we going?”
    Edna: “Capital city”
    H: “Why are you and the old lady in the car?”
    Mrs. Skinner: “We’re going to talk Armin Tanzarian into coming back.”
    H: “Why is marge here?”
    Marge: “I came up with the idea.”
    H: “Why am I here”
    M: “Because (something) Capital city is no place for 3 unescorted ladies.”
    H: “Why are the kids here?”
    M: “Because we couldn’t get grandpa to sit for them.”
    H: “Well why is grandpa here?”
    Grandpa: “Because jasper didn’t want to come by himself.”

    And I think the mom yells at him and says something about how she doesn’t like the new son and how the son doesn’t need her. Plus, no one cares that Skinner tricked them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by VQCsGirl
    One of my favorite episodes:

    Homer: “Okay once more…where are we going?”
    Edna: “Capital city”
    H: “Why are you and the old lady in the car?”
    Mrs. Skinner: “We’re going to talk Armin Tanzarian into coming back.”
    H: “Why is marge here?”
    Marge: “I came up with the idea.”
    H: “Why am I here”
    M: “Because (something) Capital city is no place for 3 unescorted ladies.”
    H: “Why are the kids here?”
    M: “Because we couldn’t get grandpa to sit for them.”
    H: “Well why is grandpa here?”
    Grandpa: “Because jasper didn’t want to come by himself.”

    And I think the mom yells at him and says something about how she doesn’t like the new son and how the son doesn’t need her. Plus, no one cares that Skinner tricked them?
    pretty well exactly right. well done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Bankroll
    Quote Originally Posted by pgil

    the real Seymour Skinner. and I think it was because he didn't want him ruining his name or something like that.

    There was an alternate ending made to the classic 'who shot mr. burns' episode. in the alternate ending, who shot him? how did they make it so that Mr. Burns last 'clue' still made sense?
    wasnt his final clue pointing to West and South on the compass or something, so they thought itwas Wayland Smithers, but then you could flip it upside down and its Maggy Simpson? Or was that all part of the real ending?
    I think that was the real ending.
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    Haha Last night they had Simpson's Trivia at some local bar/cafe place just off my campus =]
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    Quote Originally Posted by azureXsmurF
    Haha Last night they had Simpson's Trivia at some local bar/cafe place just off my campus =]
    did you go? cuz that sounds totally rad.
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    OK, I've got a few for you all ...

    1. Marge: "I don't want to snuggle with Max Power"
    Homer: "Nobody snuggles with Max Power, you ..." next line?

    2. When Homer says his dream is to own the Dallas Cowboys, which team does he actually end up with as a gift from Max Skorpeo?

    3. In the episode where Homer sells his soul for a donut, who make up the "Jury of the Damned"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Staresy
    OK, I've got a few for you all ...

    1. Marge: "I don't want to snuggle with Max Power"
    Homer: "Nobody snuggles with Max Power, you ..." next line?
    Favorite line EVER

    It's something like "You strap in and Feel. THe. G'S!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Staresy
    2. When Homer says his dream is to own the Dallas Cowboys, which team does he actually end up with as a gift from Max Skorpeo?
    Broncos or Bills.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by Staresy
    2. When Homer says his dream is to own the Dallas Cowboys, which team does he actually end up with as a gift from Max Skorpeo?
    Broncos or Bills.
    it was the broncos
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    There is one episode where they say what state the Simpson family is from. What episode was it, and what was the state?
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    hmm, the jury of the damned, good one.

    nixon, blackbeard (?)(arr, this chair be high, says I), lizzie borden, the starting lineup of the 1976 philadelphia flyers, and I think i may be missing one or two, but thats all ive got for now
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgil
    hmm, the jury of the damned, good one.

    nixon, blackbeard (?)(arr, this chair be high, says I), lizzie borden, the starting lineup of the 1976 philadelphia flyers, and I think i may be missing one or two, but thats all ive got for now
    I believe Benedict Arnold was one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thirteen
    There is one episode where they say what state the Simpson family is from. What episode was it, and what was the state?
    this is an episode that I haven't seen, but I have to assume that you are mistaken when you say this. they have mentioned many states, but never one that they actually live in, because there is not a real state that is quite like theirs. although springfield was apparently modelled on a town in Indiana.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgil
    Quote Originally Posted by thirteen
    There is one episode where they say what state the Simpson family is from. What episode was it, and what was the state?
    this is an episode that I haven't seen, but I have to assume that you are mistaken when you say this. they have mentioned many states, but never one that they actually live in, because there is not a real state that is quite like theirs. although springfield was apparently modelled on a town in Indiana.
    The 'behind the laughter' episode (a satirical take on VH1's 'behind the music') states that the Simpsons are a "northern kentucky" family. This is the only episode that has ever mentioned a 'home state' for the Simpson family.
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    Quote Originally Posted by I
    OK, I've got a few for you all ...

    1. Marge: "I don't want to snuggle with Max Power"
    Homer: "Nobody snuggles with Max Power, you ..." next line?
    ...strap yourself in and feel the G's

    Quote Originally Posted by I
    2. When Homer says his dream is to own the Dallas Cowboys, which team does he actually end up with as a gift from Max Skorpeo?
    aahhh, the Denver Broncos.
    Marge: "I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good"
    Homer: "You just don't understand football, Marge"

    Quote Originally Posted by I
    3. In the episode where Homer sells his soul for a donut, who make up the "Jury of the Damned"?
    Benedict Arnold, Blackbeard, John Wilkes Booth, Lizzie Borden, John Dillinger, Richard Nixon and the Starting Line of the 1976 Philidelphia Flyers!
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    does anyone know all of the words to the 'see my vest' song sung by Mr. Burns?? this one you definately should not look up. this is my favourite simpsons song and a good test of simpsons knowledge, and it would be wrong for someone to cheat and post the answer.
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    Since I already gave the answer to my first question above, here's another.

    What is the name of the car that Homer designed and the name of the car company his brother Herb owned?
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    Here's another good one.

    What is the name of Chief Wiggum's wife?
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    powell motors, and the Homer

    damn, I missed three from the jury of the damned.
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    is cheif wiggums wife named laura???

    staying in the wiggum family, what is the secret ingredient that ralph puts in his grilled crayon sandwhich in his entry to the aunty ovenfresh baking contest??
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    it says they are from kentucky in that episode, but its a joke. everything in that episode is wrong.
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    What was the name of Santa's Little Helper's girlfriend?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    it says they are from kentucky in that episode, but its a joke. everything in that episode is wrong.
    I agree its a joke, I said the episode is a satire of 'Behind the music'. But it is still the only episode to mention a 'home state' for the simpsons. A state name is never given in any other episode. That was the question.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgil
    is cheif wiggums wife named laura???
    Pretty close. It's Sarah.

    Quote Originally Posted by pgil
    staying in the wiggum family, what is the secret ingredient that ralph puts in his grilled crayon sandwhich in his entry to the aunty ovenfresh baking contest??
    Hmm... was it boogers?
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    Quote Originally Posted by thirteen
    Quote Originally Posted by pgil
    is cheif wiggums wife named laura???
    Pretty close. It's Sarah.
    damn similar sounding names always get me.
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    it was not boogers by the way, although a reasonable guess for a ralph wiggum secret ingredient
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    "it tastes like burning!"

    .. ok sorry that had nothing to do with anything, and I forget what context this was said in, so I couldnt come up with a trivia question, but thats probably my favorite simpsons line.
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    what is the name of lisa's grammar nazi robot, and why did she make it?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    what is the name of lisa's grammar nazi robot, and why did she make it?
    Lingwoah or something like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thirteen
    What was the name of Santa's Little Helper's girlfriend?
    She's The Fastest or Bitch according to Bart.

    What is Lisa's study titled in the episode "Bye Bye Nerdy?" Also, what does she call her chemical?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Staresy
    what is the name of the product Homer uses to grow his hair?
    Demoxy...something...

    DAMMIT! :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by VQCsGirl
    Quote Originally Posted by Staresy
    what is the name of the product Homer uses to grow his hair?
    Demoxy...something...

    DAMMIT! :P
    Demoxynil
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    Quote Originally Posted by vqc
    Quote Originally Posted by VQCsGirl
    Quote Originally Posted by Staresy
    what is the name of the product Homer uses to grow his hair?
    Demoxy...something...

    DAMMIT! :P
    Demoxynil
    Oh, screw you!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by VQCsGirl
    Quote Originally Posted by vqc
    Quote Originally Posted by VQCsGirl
    Quote Originally Posted by Staresy
    what is the name of the product Homer uses to grow his hair?
    Demoxy...something...

    DAMMIT! :P
    Demoxynil
    Oh, screw you!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by VQCsGirl
    Quote Originally Posted by vqc
    Quote Originally Posted by VQCsGirl
    Quote Originally Posted by Staresy
    what is the name of the product Homer uses to grow his hair?
    Demoxy...something...

    DAMMIT! :P
    Demoxynil
    Oh, screw you!!
    VQCsGirl, more like VQCsRightHand, AM I RITE?!
    URRITE
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by VQCsGirl
    Quote Originally Posted by vqc
    Quote Originally Posted by VQCsGirl
    Quote Originally Posted by Staresy
    what is the name of the product Homer uses to grow his hair?
    Demoxy...something...

    DAMMIT! :P
    Demoxynil
    Oh, screw you!!
    VQCsGirl, more like VQCsRightHand, AM I RITE?!
    zing! +quote pyramid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by midas06
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by VQCsGirl
    Quote Originally Posted by vqc
    Quote Originally Posted by VQCsGirl
    Quote Originally Posted by Staresy
    what is the name of the product Homer uses to grow his hair?
    Demoxy...something...

    DAMMIT! :P
    Demoxynil
    Oh, screw you!!
    VQCsGirl, more like VQCsRightHand, AM I RITE?!
    URRITE
    Haha, oh you guys...I think it's time we change the focus back to Simpsons Trivia hmmmm??
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    Quote Originally Posted by VQCsGirl
    Quote Originally Posted by midas06
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by VQCsGirl
    Quote Originally Posted by vqc
    Quote Originally Posted by VQCsGirl
    Quote Originally Posted by Staresy
    what is the name of the product Homer uses to grow his hair?
    Demoxy...something...

    DAMMIT! :P
    Demoxynil
    Oh, screw you!!
    VQCsGirl, more like VQCsRightHand, AM I RITE?!
    URRITE
    Haha, oh you guys...I think it's time we change the focus back to Simpsons Trivia hmmmm??
    O'RLY?
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    No, seirously, VQC and VQC's girl need to change one of thier avatars, all I see is asian, girl and lingerea, I cant tell whos who... I think vincent needs to change his to himself in a frilly bra and panties, whos with me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    No, seirously, VQC and VQC's girl need to change one of thier avatars, all I see is asian, girl and lingerea, I cant tell whos who... I think vincent needs to change his to himself in a frilly bra and panties, whos with me?
    OMFg youS GAY MANG
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgil
    staying in the wiggum family, what is the secret ingredient that ralph puts in his grilled crayon sandwhich in his entry to the aunty ovenfresh baking contest??
    The answer to the forgotten question: Tacks, or thumbtacks.

    Also, there was an episode where Principal Skinner said something like, "We failed every proficiency test in the state of Missouri... Which is why we moved the school to this state."

    My question, I'll make it easy. In the Max Power episode. Where did Homer get the name Max Power from?
    I don't know what they have to say
    It makes no difference anyway.
    Whatever it is...
    I'm against it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Humphrind
    Quote Originally Posted by pgil
    staying in the wiggum family, what is the secret ingredient that ralph puts in his grilled crayon sandwhich in his entry to the aunty ovenfresh baking contest??
    The answer to the forgotten question: Tacks, or thumbtacks.

    Also, there was an episode where Principal Skinner said something like, "We failed every proficiency test in the state of Missouri... Which is why we moved the school to this state."

    My question, I'll make it easy. In the Max Power episode. Where did Homer get the name Max Power from?
    from a hairdryer/because that is the only name he has actually spelt correctly (outof things like Rembrandt. Q. Einstein)
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    Doh, I was gonna respond and say "some sort of house hold applaince" but then I felt like that was dumb... now I feel dumb for trying to keep from looking dumb, fuckwhorebitchfaggit.
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    In the episode where it snows and the kids are trapped in the school, Bart says "Di Di Mau!" What does this mean?

    There you go Boost, I changed my avatar for you. My puppy's just as cute! :P
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    ok, got one or two more to keep you all entertained ...

    1. In the episode with the Chilli Cook-Off, where does Chief Wiggam say that his chillis were grown?

    2. Same episode - what does Homer do to make sure he can eat them?

    3. What was the name of the massive all-terrain car that Homer buys but gives to Marge?

    4. When Bart starts working for Fat Tony, what is the name of the 'club' he works in as barman?

    5. What is Homer's "secret" ingredient in his 'Flaming Homers'?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Staresy
    3. What was the name of the massive all-terrain car that Homer buys but gives to Marge?
    Canyonerro

    Quote Originally Posted by Staresy

    5. What is Homer's "secret" ingredient in his 'Flaming Homers'?
    Krusty's Cough Syrup
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    Quote Originally Posted by VQCsGirl
    In the episode where it snows and the kids are trapped in the school, Bart says "Di Di Mau!" What does this mean?

    There you go Boost, I changed my avatar for you. My puppy's just as cute! :P
    I believe it means 'Hurry up' in Vietnamese
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    I dont remember where they're grown but he eats wax to help eat the chilis.
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    One of my favorite lines:
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    If it's about laying off the insanity peppers I'm way ahead of you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Humphrind
    Quote Originally Posted by pgil
    staying in the wiggum family, what is the secret ingredient that ralph puts in his grilled crayon sandwhich in his entry to the aunty ovenfresh baking contest??
    The answer to the forgotten question: Tacks, or thumbtacks.
    correct. "can you taste the thumbtacks?"

    the 'it tastes like burning' line came from the episode where they were in a model UN club, and on their field trip the bus goes off a bridge and they end up shipwrecked on a deserted island a la lord of the flies. Ralph ated the purple berries, and described their taste for bart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VQCsGirl
    In the episode where it snows and the kids are trapped in the school, Bart says "Di Di Mau!" What does this mean?

    There you go Boost, I changed my avatar for you. My puppy's just as cute! :P
    I believe it means 'Hurry up' in Vietnamese
    Yep, good job!

    What is the name of Japanes show that the Simpsons go on to win plane tickets back to Springfield?
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    meh, for shame...I should know this...something something something happy family wish show?

    that episode is amazing, for if nothing else...

    Knife-a goes in, a-guts come out that's what Osaka Seafood Concern is all about...
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    Quote Originally Posted by VQCsGirl
    Quote Originally Posted by
    Quote Originally Posted by VQCsGirl
    In the episode where it snows and the kids are trapped in the school, Bart says "Di Di Mau!" What does this mean?

    There you go Boost, I changed my avatar for you. My puppy's just as cute! :P
    I believe it means 'Hurry up' in Vietnamese
    Yep, good job!

    What is the name of Japanes show that the Simpsons go on to win plane tickets back to Springfield?
    Im not sure what the answer is, but you sure have brought this thread to life, I know its late but, WELCOME TO FTR, VQC's BETTER HALF!
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    Im not sure what the answer is, but you sure have brought this thread to life, I know its late but, WELCOME TO FTR, VQC's BETTER HALF!
    HA! Riiight. Nice cover up for what you REALLY meant!

    The restraining order is now in affect!!!

    But thanks for welcoming me :P
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    What is the price shown on the cash register in the opening, and what does it mean?
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    I thought it said void?

    and margaret, Im a rude person, I make rude jokes, blunt rude jokes are what Im all about. Without them Id be like hellen keller without "durrrrrrrr".
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