You take a large juicy kerplunk into your toilet directly before you shower.
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07-16-2011 02:04 AM
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Shit before ShowerYou take a large juicy kerplunk into your toilet directly before you shower. |
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07-16-2011 02:06 AM
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I fucking wipe you fucking animal. | |
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07-16-2011 02:06 AM
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Wipe. | |
07-16-2011 02:09 AM
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may i just say that you are being completely illogical |
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07-16-2011 02:23 AM
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Wiping seems so much easier than the paranoia of washing my legs fifteen times for fear of poowater leaving trails trickling down them | |
07-16-2011 02:23 AM
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shit -> wipe -> shower | |
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07-16-2011 02:23 AM
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07-16-2011 02:24 AM
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07-16-2011 02:27 AM
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07-16-2011 02:34 AM
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okay what irf hero jacks off preflop as opposed to shitting? |
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07-16-2011 02:44 AM
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07-16-2011 03:04 AM
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the only time shitting without wiping and going directly to the shower is acceptable is if you have no toilet paper | |
07-16-2011 04:38 AM
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Shit -> Wipe -> Air Freshener -> Shower | |
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07-16-2011 05:03 AM
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Have a dump. Long soak in the bath. Wipe your arse on the towel. Ido. |
07-16-2011 08:28 AM
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shit, wipe, shower. seems fairly obvious really. | |
07-16-2011 11:37 AM
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07-16-2011 11:46 AM
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I wipe, but only half as well as I normally would. | |
07-16-2011 11:56 AM
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07-16-2011 12:33 PM
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this thread is now complete | |
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07-16-2011 01:04 PM
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1:42pm] [lulbikes] thank fucking god for wesstern technology | |
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07-16-2011 01:24 PM
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07-16-2011 02:00 PM
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surely finding the optimal number is a simple matter of optimization with input parameters of (bustoFactor, hippyFactor, prudeFactor). | |
07-16-2011 03:25 PM
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Shit after shower then out to nightclubs. Living life on hard mode. | |
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07-16-2011 04:58 PM
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i often realize i need to shit only after i've showered, and think briefly about what a shame that is. | |
07-16-2011 10:39 PM
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quite obvious choice. | |
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07-16-2011 11:57 PM
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I've heard of people carrying around baby-wipes to ensure maximum cleanliness. | |
07-17-2011 06:14 AM
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07-17-2011 01:41 PM
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07-17-2011 02:00 PM
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hmm lets see: |
07-17-2011 03:38 PM
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07-17-2011 05:22 PM
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Last edited by Galapogos; 07-17-2011 at 05:26 PM.
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07-18-2011 08:32 AM
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07-19-2011 08:58 PM
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dude.. baby wipes are amazing. I'm not a fanatic. I don't carry them around with me. But if they are there, oh my.. what a wonderful day it is. In a pinch, when the consistency is all off and it just wants to smear everywhere, I'll dampen the tissue to simulate baby wipes. | |