Shit before Shower

[JoeHaw]

You take a large juicy kerplunk into your toilet directly before you shower.
What next?

[BooG690]

I fucking wipe you fucking animal.

[BankItDrew]

Wipe.

I don't want to get poop on my loofah.

[JoeHaw]

may i just say that you are being completely illogical
also i am so fucked up right now

[kiwiMark]

Wiping seems so much easier than the paranoia of washing my legs fifteen times for fear of poowater leaving trails trickling down them

[Hawk]

shit -> wipe -> shower

[wufwugy]

may i just say that you are being completely illogical
also i am so fucked up right now

Not illogical. Sometimes unwiped poo can feel all squiggy, and since when I shower I clean my ass last it would mean a time of relaxation is hindered by discomfort and ew

[wufwugy]

shower -> wipe -> shit

IMO

[BooG690]

shit -> wipe -> shower

+1

[JoeHaw]

okay what irf hero jacks off preflop as opposed to shitting?

[wufwugy]

okay what irf hero jacks off preflop as opposed to shitting?

Then I must wonder why hero wasted splooge on the toilet instead of on some big tit porn

[philly and the phanatics]

the only time shitting without wiping and going directly to the shower is acceptable is if you have no toilet paper

[bikes]

Shit -> Wipe -> Air Freshener -> Shower

[celtic123]

Have a dump. Long soak in the bath. Wipe your arse on the towel. Ido.

[mbiz]

shit, wipe, shower. seems fairly obvious really.

[UG]

I fucking wipe you fucking animal.

this

[d0zer]

I wipe, but only half as well as I normally would.

balance friends, balance.

[UG]

I wipe, but only half as well as I normally would.

balance friends, balance.

Ok, I'll give you 80-90%, but not half...

[Jack Sawyer]

this thread is now complete



‪How to use Eastern Latrine: Wilbur Sargunaraj‬‏ - YouTube

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1:42pm] [lulbikes] thank fucking god for wesstern technology
[11:43pm] [lulbikes] for brilliant inventions such as toliet paper
[11:43pm] [lulbikes] and toliets where u dont have to fucking squat when like its 2000bc
[11:45pm] [lulbikes] god no wonder indian food makes me sick
[11:45pm] [lulbikes] HOW IS THIS A CLEAN METHOD????

[swiggidy]

Ok, I'll give you 80-90%, but not half...

I'm going with 75%. The paper is def not white on the last wipe.

[d0zer]

surely finding the optimal number is a simple matter of optimization with input parameters of (bustoFactor, hippyFactor, prudeFactor).

Someone bust out some fucking equations and graphs and get on this shit. (pun intended)

[a500lbgorilla]

Shit after shower then out to nightclubs. Living life on hard mode.

[eugmac]

i often realize i need to shit only after i've showered, and think briefly about what a shame that is.

[oskar]

shit -> wipe -> shower

quite obvious choice.

Shit after shower then out to nightclubs. Living life on hard mode.

lol

I absolutely hate not being able to take a shower after I poop. Even if I just took a shower, I will at least wash my ass.
I am not entirely convinced by the indian method. The absence of toilet paper means you have to leave the toilet with a wet asshole, unless you use the hand towel. Which I would suspect some will do.

I am not comfortable with this.

[d0zer]

I've heard of people carrying around baby-wipes to ensure maximum cleanliness.

They're closer to the crazy end of the spectrum (that shits only at home and showers immediately after) than most, but I get it, I get it...

[Keith]

Shit after shower then out to nightclubs. Living life on hard mode.

no wipe?

[Donachello]

no wipe?

only if you're a pussy

[Nekrogovner]

hmm lets see:

shit -> pee -> masturbate -> lick it up till clean -> shower your tongue

and for those who cannot reach testicles + anus with his/her tongue:

shit -> pee -> masturbate -> lick your hands then use them to wipe ass (rinse and repeat) -> shower your tongue (hands are clean, you licked them)

[celtic123]

hmm lets see:

shit -> pee -> masturbate -> lick it up till clean -> shower your tongue

and for those who cannot reach testicles + anus with his/her tongue:

shit -> pee -> masturbate -> lick your hands then use them to wipe ass (rinse and repeat) -> shower your tongue (hands are clean, you licked them)

[Galapogos]

only if you're a pussy

If you meant this on the level I thought you did, then thumbs up to you.

Edit: wait, if you meant it on that level the joke I thoguht you meant makes no sense. nm

[kiwiMark]

If you meant this on the level I thought you did, then thumbs up to you.

Edit: wait, if you meant it on that level the joke I thoguht you meant makes no sense. nm

so would you say thumbs down to him?

[boost]

I've heard of people carrying around baby-wipes to ensure maximum cleanliness.

They're closer to the crazy end of the spectrum (that shits only at home and showers immediately after) than most, but I get it, I get it...

dude.. baby wipes are amazing. I'm not a fanatic. I don't carry them around with me. But if they are there, oh my.. what a wonderful day it is. In a pinch, when the consistency is all off and it just wants to smear everywhere, I'll dampen the tissue to simulate baby wipes.


As far as Eastern method vs Western... I think your asshole is def cleaner with the Eastern method, and where this is practiced it doesn't matter that your butt is wet, cuz it's so humid there, it would be wet from sweat in no time. The problem though is that your hand comes in direct contact with feces, and then there is not adequate facilities to make sure your hands are clean when you leave the facilities or that the facilities themselves are clean. Using bar soap with the Eastern method seems like an obvious downfall. That being said, the fact that your hand comes in direct contact with shit, may in fact make for a cleaner populace on average seeing as washing after shitting will be compulsive, whereas I know a ton of Westerners drop deuces and don't wash up afterwards.


Btw, why is the issue that your hand will be dirty if you don't wipe between the shit and shower? The issue should be that you are introducing quantities of fecal matter into your bathtub/shower. At least if you piss in the shower it is sterile... Poo in the shower/tub is just downright gross.