Sex: The withdrawl method

[boost]

funny that this comes up cuz Im ex is visiting me right now and Im employing the pull out method ftw. We used condoms at the start of our relationship, then she got on the pill. Now that we arent together shes not on the pill, also she said it fucks her up. Its hard to go back to condoms and I know that her wanting to keep the kid, should she get pregnant, is not a concern.


hey swig, your graph sucks... raw>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrapped up in terms of in the moment fun. Ensuing consequences should not be factored in to the fun tally.

[boost]

oh and since this is the thread of the triple post...

Id like to dedicate this post to the memory of the one, the only, old dirty bastard.

[DaNutsInYoEye]

Assuming both partners are fertile, a woman has ~8% of pregnancy after a single instance of unprotected intercourse.

[bigspenda73]

I'm more scared that I'm not fertile now.....

[swiggidy]

hey swig, your graph sucks... raw>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrapped up in terms of in the moment fun. Ensuing consequences should not be factored in to the fun tally.

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[biondino]

Its hard to go back to condoms

Fuck me people have an obscene sense of entitlement these days. HOW HARD IS IT FFS? Be a fucking man and take some responsibility.

[givememyleg]

being a baby that was created in the stupidity of my parents being irresponsible, i will say good things can come out of ! plus boost would prolly make a good father.

[IowaSkinsFan]

OMFG MY EX GF IS PREGNANT.





































































































lol who believed me?

[lolzzz_321]

i did

[kiwiMark]

being a baby that was created in the stupidity of my parents being irresponsible, i will say good things can come out of !

excellent bump just for this post

[JKDS]

Hey, whatever happened to muzzard?

[givememyleg]

excellent bump just for this post

[kiwiMark]

Hey, whatever happened to muzzard?

Maybe slevin went on a rampage and killed him.

...does this mean ong was a muzzard troll account?

[ChipEaterMan]

http://www.plannedparenthood.org/hea...ethod-4218.htm

How Effective Is Withdrawal?

Effectiveness is an important and common concern when choosing a birth control method. Like all birth control methods, the pull out method is much more effective when you do it correctly.
Of every 100 women whose partners use withdrawal, 4 will become pregnant each year if they always do it correctly.
Of every 100 women whose partners use withdrawal, 27 will become pregnant each year if they don't always do it correctly.

[Luco]

I was considering using the withdrawal method but pulled out at the last second.

We thought about the pill but the whole thing was hard to swallow.

Looked at condoms next but I couldn't get my head around it.

Currently using the diaphragm, will see how it holds up.

[kiwiMark]

just withdraw any fetuses

[Savy]

Whenever someone tells me that the only way to be 100% safe is to not have sex, I remind them that abortion is 100% effective.

Then they usually look at me funny.

[kiwiMark]

can't abort aids

[rong]

The problem with condoms is I'd rather have a wank.

[Luco]

The problem with condoms is I'd rather have a wank.

Lol. Sex always beats a solo on the devil's clarinet, whether your lad has a sick bag or not.

[WillburForce]

Lol. Sex always beats a solo on the devil's clarinet, whether your lad has a sick bag or not.

But at least you don't have to make polite conversation with yourself afterwards.

[surviva316]

I guess different strokes for different folks, but I never thought that pulling out would be better than condom. Orgasm is like the one god damned moment in my life where I wanna just lose my mind and keep hitting on whatever I've been hitting on that makes me wanna cum in the first place. Spending that moment having to fight myself like, "That's REALLY feeling good; wait here comes the yumyum, shit but I just wanna--NO the babies and abortions and--AHHH damnit I have to," and then instead of going in this kindly vagina that has been so welcoming to me, I have to spend my orgasm settling for my hand once again and spewing my shit all over the girl and/or shit that costs money.

But again, different strokes.

[Pascal]

Lol. Sex always beats a solo on the devil's clarinet, whether your lad has a sick bag or not.

lololol

[surviva316]

Incidentally, I'm also not huge on getting BJs from someone who doesn't like you to go in their mouth. It's not that I'm some kind of dominant male who thinks that a girl needs to subordinate themselves by chugging my innard juices. It's because turning an orgasm into an awkward negotiation over where to point my yogurt gun and then inevitably using my own chest as some sort of jizz backstop like some sort of shameless, self-fillating orangoutang is hardly what my sexual fantasies are made of.

[rong]

My personal preference is to fuck without a rubber and then finish in her mouth. But not every girl will be that willing.

[spoonitnow]

My personal preference is to fuck without a rubber and then finish in her mouth. But not every girl will be that willing.

Same. However, these days I alternate boning a really tight girl with a rubber and having her blow me until she swallows. Seems to work out okay.

[rpm]

Lol. Sex always beats a solo on the devil's clarinet, whether your lad has a sick bag or not.

[Penneywize]

Surviva, your concerns are pretty dumb man. First off, your woman shouldn't have much of a problem finishing you off manually, so you don't have to do it yourself. Second, the whole "omg babies waaah" shit that supposedly ruins your concentration, you should see it as more of a challenge! How close can you get without popping? Only pros do it this way.

As for having to finish in her mouth, I know it's a nice feeling and all, but jesus man, if she doesn't want it... I mean, learn to climax via HJ.

[eugmac]

wanking has the advantage that i can do it right now.

[Galapogos]

As for having to finish in her mouth, I know it's a nice feeling and all, but jesus man, if she doesn't want it... I mean, learn to climax all over her face.

fyp

[eugmac]

does it burn getting semen in your eyes?

[surviva316]

Surviva, your concerns are pretty dumb man. First off, your woman shouldn't have much of a problem finishing you off manually, so you don't have to do it yourself. Second, the whole "omg babies waaah" shit that supposedly ruins your concentration, you should see it as more of a challenge! How close can you get without popping? Only pros do it this way.

As for having to finish in her mouth, I know it's a nice feeling and all, but jesus man, if she doesn't want it... I mean, learn to climax via HJ.

I fully recognize that not everyone is a socially awkward penguin with this type of stuff like I am (hence: different strokes for different folks). You like the pulling out game, to which I say from the very bottom of my heart: "Cool beans." I prefer to wear a condom and go on my own terms.

As for the BJ thing, I didn't exactly say that I hold girls' heads down whilst shouting TOO BAD IT'S HAPPENING!!!!! If she doesn't like it, that's her preference and I respect that. Just saying that With that type of lady, I prefer other means of getting off.

If this is the part of the conversation where we wish can et on each other for having differing orgasm preferences than I'll personally waive the social convention 'cause you're like an allllllright person.

[Penneywize]

Haha it's fine man I'm just giving you shit. Obv people have different preferences, particularly in this area.

FWIW pullout method worked with my ex gf for 3+ years, though it didn't stop her from scaring the shit out of me every time her period was due.

[Penneywize]

As for the BJ thing, I didn't exactly say that I hold girls' heads down whilst shouting TOO BAD IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!

I loled at this.

[Luco]

I loled at this.

'Yoghurt gun' was my fave

Haha it's fine man I'm just giving you shit. Obv people have different preferences, particularly in this area.

This is true, I still can't get the stains out of my Ronald Mcdonald costume

[Luco]

does it burn getting semen in your eyes?

It's salty and alkaline so yes and the redness can last for days. No permanent damage though.

[rong]

It's salty and alkaline so yes and the redness can last for days. No permanent damage though.

I can vouch for this and also give an example of the dangers of the withdrawal method. Shot myself in the eye once, I kid you not.

[d0zer]

I believe it. I accidentally shot myself in the mouth once.

[kiwiMark]

the legs up the wall wank is a dangerous game

[d0zer]

back in my youth, my record shot was 3 meters. game was always dangerous.

once while under wiff doing "lazy reverse cowgirl", her back laying on me, I pulled out with my usual discipline, and the f'n shit flew straight over her right shoulder and hit me on the cheek!

[eugmac]

is distance directly corelleated to viscosity of the ejaculate? i can't imagine being able to fling the really oatmealy stuff a long distance.

[d0zer]

It probably is. I've heard viscosity is mostly related to your body's hydration. Of course the size of your load helps, which is a function of time since last spooge and quality of orgasm.

Some experiments are in order.

[jyms]

Hydration and diet. Health in general will affect all matters of "splooge"

[Luco]

I hear that male adult film stars have to eat a lot of certain foods to add bulk or viscosity. Pineapple was one?

[Lukie]

I've never heard it called the withdrawl method before. #captainobvious

[ISillyDurrrAK]

in pron it prevents them from getting knocked up really well, coz preggo porn is not that abundant. But it's also possible that it's the result of them ejaculating pretty far away from the area where conception occurs. Belly ain't far enough.

[ISillyDurrrAK]

I've never heard it called the withdrawl method before. #captainobvious

it's called coitus interruptus in Latin, when I saw the title I assumed the OP was an asexual, or kind of monk to be.

[boost]

I guess different strokes for different folks, but I never thought that pulling out would be better than condom. Orgasm is like the one god damned moment in my life where I wanna just lose my mind and keep hitting on whatever I've been hitting on that makes me wanna cum in the first place. Spending that moment having to fight myself like, "That's REALLY feeling good; wait here comes the yumyum, shit but I just wanna--NO the babies and abortions and--AHHH damnit I have to," and then instead of going in this kindly vagina that has been so welcoming to me, I have to spend my orgasm settling for my hand once again and spewing my shit all over the girl and/or shit that costs money.

But again, different strokes.

My personal preference is to fuck without a rubber and then finish in her mouth. But not every girl will be that willing.

Incidentally, I'm also not huge on getting BJs from someone who doesn't like you to go in their mouth. It's not that I'm some kind of dominant male who thinks that a girl needs to subordinate themselves by chugging my innard juices. It's because turning an orgasm into an awkward negotiation over where to point my yogurt gun and then inevitably using my own chest as some sort of jizz backstop like some sort of shameless, self-fillating orangoutang is hardly what my sexual fantasies are made of.

Man, who do you guys have sex with? Please remind them, and yourselves that the sexual revolution happened decades ago. Raw feels better. Obv orgasms are great, but the actual sex feels better without. And yeah, I don't really wanna be with a girl who thinks having a cock in her mouth or having jizz in her mouth is "icky." I mean, come on, fair is fair-- eating pussy isn't like licking an elbow. When you get down to brass tacks, it's a moist hole, in her body, between her legs.

FWIW pullout method worked with my ex gf for 3+ years, though it didn't stop her from scaring the shit out of me every time her period was due.

Ha, I have to admit, the once a month "I think I'm late..." scare makes the act exciting. It's like spreading your future on red, black, and double zero.

the legs up the wall wank is a dangerous game

I laughed aloud.

back in my youth, my record shot was 3 meters. game was always dangerous.

once while under wiff doing "lazy reverse cowgirl", her back laying on me, I pulled out with my usual discipline, and the f'n shit flew straight over her right shoulder and hit me on the cheek!

Ha.. I hit the back of her head recently, and got a "really!?"


p.s. practice safe sex. Don't think that I endorse fucking strangers without protection. But on the other hand, condoms in long term relationships is a beat.

[BennyLaRue]

I hear that male adult film stars have to eat a lot of certain foods to add bulk or viscosity. Pineapple was one?

I just ate a ton of pineapple. Will report back.

[BennyLaRue]

HUGE!

[kiwiMark]

pineapple's sposed to make your loads taste sweet

report, benny?

[BennyLaRue]

I ate asparagus too. Cancels out.

[rong]

There's an amazing Billy Connolly sketch about the withdrawal method but I can't find it anywhere

[rong]

“Only a celibate could come up with the line: ‘at the point of ejaculation withdraw.’ Oh yeah!?! Is that right Father!?! Well let me tell you something: At the point of ejaculation there isn’t a bloody herd of wild horses that could make my arse go in that direction.”

[eugmac]

i know what asparagus does to pee, so i don't even wanna know tbh.

[IowaSkinsFan]

I wonder what my girlfriend would think about me referring to her as my ex gf in 2007 lol

[surviva316]

Man, who do you guys have sex with?

Your mom.

[surviva316]

I am a very polite brand of motherfucker.

[surviva316]

We prefer to call ourselves motherlovers. Not everyone's familiar with our vernacular, though.

[boost]

Hey, surviva, ask your mom how those bruises on her cervix are doing.

[BennyLaRue]

Tappa tappa tappa.

[AAcosta]

yummie

[ChipEaterMan]

I apply the withdrawal method to PokerStars once a month

[kingnat]

obviously 1/2 way through the act you need to pull out and piss all over her to kill the precum.

this.

[BankItDrew]

I use condoms every time.

Too many of my friends got their ladies preggo at an early age. She said she was on the pill... is what I'd always hear. I say to hell with not wearing a condon, just in case you know? I don't find the risk rewarding enough without it.

I keep a clotheshanger near my bed at all times just in case.

LOLOLOL CONDOMS

o how things change