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    (10:58:12 PM) zill4ments: do you ever eat sandwich meats without sandwiches
    (10:58:54 PM) boost: no, thats gross
    (10:59:16 PM) zill4rments: dude you are a fag
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    I wouldnt say never. I will have a taste, sure, but Im not gonna eat a qtr pound of pastrami without bread..
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    ham and cheddar roll ups
    roast beef and cheddar roll ups
    fucking lettuce wraps.

    need i say more?
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    yea definitely hard salami, roast beef, and oven roasted turkey breast meats are delicious as is
    do the right thing.
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    ok ok, there certainly are exceptions. Hard salami by itself is good, and really good ham alone is fine. Also good charcuterie can be eaten alone, but its best with cornichons, mustard and bread. But nonetheless most cold cuts purchased from your local super market are not so good on thier own.
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    But lets be clear, you hug those meats with some bread and you're winning the battle against shitty food.
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    but let's not forget that:

    shitty bread + awesome meat = shitty food

    let me recommend Pepper Ridge Rye
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    This thread has made me hungry. I'm off to get a sandwich with some cheese, beef/ham & tomato chutney on granary bread.
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    Mmmmmm....nitrates.
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    Boar's Head Blazing Buffalo Chicken is amazing alone. Actually, if you can't eat your cold cuts alone, you're buying shitty cold cuts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690 View Post
    Boar's Head Blazing Buffalo Chicken is amazing alone. Actually, if you can't eat your cold cuts alone, you're buying shitty cold cuts.
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    Cut up apples thin, butter the outsides of some rye bread. Put the apples with some black forrest ham and swiss cheese on the inside and then do em up on the bbq till the bread is crispy and the cheese melts......good stuff.
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    What the shit. Surely the bread is the annoying bit that you have to eat to get to the oh-so-good-meats inside, with it still being a filling foodage. Why would you ever not want to just eat the meats on their own?
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    I'll take a wad of cold cuts, slather it with some good mustard and nom the shit out of it mmmmhmmmmmmmm
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    What the shit. Surely the bread is the annoying bit that you have to eat to get to the oh-so-good-meats inside, with it still being a filling foodage. Why would you ever not want to just eat the meats on their own?
    do they have nothing but wonder bread where you come from? Have you heard of something called rye? sour dough? a good baguette? pumpernickel? Come on man, the bread isnt the front man, but its certainly not the jerk in the band that does nothing but play the tambourine..
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    the bread isnt the front man, but its certainly not the jerk in the band that does nothing but play the tambourine..
    +1
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    what in the goddamnedfuck is wrong with wonder bread? shit is tasty imo


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    Quote Originally Posted by UG View Post
    what in the goddamnedfuck is wrong with wonder bread? shit is tasty imo
    Ok, I have to admit that a ham and cheese on wonder bread with mayo is satisfying in some strange way. But its good in the same way that chicken nuggets are good... Id just much rather have duck confit..
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    goddammit boost now you're knocking chicken nuggets. seriously, guy, get it together.


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    boost gets a strike for that one
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    FWIW, I understand what you're saying, though. I'm just not that type of guy. Cheeseburger or steak? CHEESEBURGER. Unless it was a steak that you made, one of those types of steaks I couldn't pronounce. Then I'd eat your steak.


    Also, I do not eat sandwich meats without bread very often. 99&#37; of the time there is bread involved. That said, rolling up meat and some American cheese is beyond delicious sometimes.

    And boost, yes, I said AMERICAN cheese. I fucking love it. Please don't tell me you are a Nazi.


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    so much fucking food snobbery itt
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    without google, and please no Brits respond, who can tell me where the name "sandwich" comes from???

    why we might like the story on this here forum?
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce View Post
    without google, and please no Brits respond, who can tell me where the name "sandwich" comes from???

    why we might like the story on this here forum?
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    So automatically only Brits know where the word "sandwich" comes from?

    Are you calling Americans stoopid?
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    If the shoe fits imo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucothefish View Post
    If the shoe fits imo

    We're talking about sandwiches, not shoes you dumb brit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690 View Post
    So automatically only Brits know where the word "sandwich" comes from?

    Are you calling Americans stoopid?
    I'm just assuming all Brits know as its part of our history (the place, the person)

    .....but then I guess you Yanks probably get taught our history as you have none of your own
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    fUCK YOU. WE INVENTED THE HAMBURGER.

    HOW'S THAT FOR HISTORY!?!?

    Edit: Oh, and we kicked your ass in the Revolutionary War. LOL @ you guys taxing us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UG View Post
    .......... I'd eat your steak.
    Sounds way to closse ti 'I'll toss your salad' imo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bbickes View Post
    ham and cheddar roll ups
    roast beef and cheddar roll ups
    fucking lettuce wraps.

    need i say more?
    You are so right.

    I agree 100% with the rollups and wraps.

    I love em!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce View Post
    without google, and please no Brits respond, who can tell me where the name "sandwich" comes from???

    why we might like the story on this here forum?
    Because once, an English fat dude with bad teeth named Earl didn't want to get up from the card table to eat and so demanded that his fat wife with bad teeth make him a goddamn meal he could eat with one hand while he held his cards with the other. But he ended up losing in the end when William Wallace rode in, mooned him, cut off his goddamn head and sent it to the King of Spain. And somewhere in there, they starting taxing people based on how many windows they had and people slept in subway stations while the goddamn Germans bombed London.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UG View Post

    And boost, yes, I said AMERICAN cheese. I fucking love it. Please don't tell me you are a Nazi.
    Ill eat american cheese on hamburgers, and in grilled cheese, but thats about it. Eating it cold is gross. And even then, real cheese on hamburgers and in grilled cheese is pretty awesome.

    also benny pwned the red coats with that post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Because once, an English fat dude with bad teeth named Earl didn't want to get up from the card table to eat and so demanded that his fat wife with bad teeth make him a goddamn meal he could eat with one hand while he held his cards with the other. But he ended up losing in the end when William Wallace rode in, mooned him, cut off his goddamn head and sent it to the King of Spain. And somewhere in there, they starting taxing people based on how many windows they had and people slept in subway stations while the goddamn Germans bombed London.
    What about water-bottle pissing? Some British degen Earl must have been the first to piss in a goblet while playing cards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Because once, an English fat dude with bad teeth named Earl didn't want to get up from the card table to eat and so demanded that his fat wife with bad teeth make him a goddamn meal he could eat with one hand while he held his cards with the other. But he ended up losing in the end when William Wallace rode in, mooned him, cut off his goddamn head and sent it to the King of Spain. And somewhere in there, they starting taxing people based on how many windows they had and people slept in subway stations while the goddamn Germans bombed London.
    you sir clearly listened in your history lessons about your rulers. Now all together "God Save The Queen".
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    Ill eat american cheese on hamburgers, and in grilled cheese, but thats about it. Eating it cold is gross. And even then, real cheese on hamburgers and in grilled cheese is pretty awesome.
    im the exact same. my wife will have "cheese and crackers" with that shit, and i just facepalm every time.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSG85 View Post
    What about water-bottle pissing? Some British degen Earl must have been the first to piss in a goblet while playing cards.
    Nah, he just pissed his breeches.
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    I could eat cheese without it being melted, you sound like my daughter.

    "I don't like cheese!" (as she's stuffing cheese pizza into her face)

    LMAO
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    Gabbagool - 1. Wopspeak term for capicola, a tender boneless pork shoulder available in "Semi-Dry" or "Dry Cured" variations. Loved by Italian Americans and the characters of the television program "The Sopranos."

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