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    Default Reid's Era Theme for FTR

    Since the poker sky is OBVIOUSLY falling, FTR must not become another Darwinian victim. It must adapt to the changing environment. We'll need to leave the ashen poker lands and venture somewhere new that still has hope.

    I'm thinking Justin Beiber fansite. Those who disagree are idiots (and probably communists/terrorists).
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    Biegberd will be dead in < 6 months. We'll need a 9 month solution for after that.
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    Also, Bigred plays poker?
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    Just need to keep the traffic at this site flowing for optimal trolling opportunities
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    What is happening itt?
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    Pretty sure there's more Canadians than Americans here anyway so frankly we shouldn't be catering to the minority.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    What is happening itt?
    http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...ut-184377.html

    The sky was falling on the online poker community this morning but by this afternoon, crisis averted.
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    I'm an American, though most say I act like an Englishman.
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    fuck canadians....go america

    also melochee, awesome avatar rothsteins my favorite character outside of knucky
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    I could do my part to support the flash game threads. Def would appeal to the bieber audience.
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    Apparently, crisis NOT averted. This shit could still go down.

    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy View Post
    I could do my part to support the flash game threads. Def would appeal to the bieber audience.
    Speaking of, what's the jouer de la journée?
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    I think the bill passing would be a great thing (unless you depend on poker for income and have no other options for a job for 15 months).

    Status quo won't last forever and all of the variables right now are in favor of a poker bill passing. When the GOP takes over the house it will be much harder. With this bill, we could have completely sustainable and legal online poker in like 3 years. That definitely outweighs the negatives for me.

    So yea, I don't think this is a crisis at all and I'm rooting for the bill to pass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Apparently, crisis NOT averted. This shit could still go down.



    Speaking of, what's the jouer de la journée?
    sounds like 'player of the day' but could be 'game of the day' or something else. What you wrote down literally translates to 'playing of the day' which makes no sense bra
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    Quote Originally Posted by philly and the phanatics View Post
    fuck canadians....go america
    fuck you too, philly
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    I was going for game of the day but I think I was drunk when I wrote that. Swiggs hasn't recommended anything in a while.
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    il've never thought of englishmen being rednecks.


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    i'm trying to get mto nyc around newyeards
    only bat 25% on this now
    i need a pegu club cocktail from jessica at death and company
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo View Post
    il've never thought of englishmen being rednecks.


    BIGRED
    i'm trying to get mto nyc around newyeards
    only bat 25% on this now
    i need a pegu club cocktail from jessica at death and company
    Too early for Post of the Year nominations?
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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    It's like an unsolvable puzzle
    Allow me to translate:

    Ben,

    I'm attempting to get into New York City around the New Year's timeframe. There's only a 25% probability this will happen. I'd really like a Pegu Club Cocktail (a drink) from this bartender called Jessica at an establishment named "Death & Company".


    And then reading between the lines:

    Hope you can join me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Allow me to translate:

    Ben,

    I'm attempting to get into New York City around the New Year's timeframe. There's only a 25% probability this will happen. I'd really like a Pegu Club Cocktail (a drink) from this bartender called Jessica at an establishment named "Death & Company".


    And then reading between the lines:

    Hope you can join me.
    Meh, the only thing I don't get is Pegu Club is in fact a cocktail place. flomo and I have gone to Death and Co before. So it's like he's saying he wants a big mac from burger king
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Allow me to translate:

    Ben,

    I'm attempting to get into New York City around the New Year's timeframe. There's only a 25% probability this will happen. I'd really like a Pegu Club Cocktail (a drink) from this bartender called Jessica at an establishment named "Death & Company".

    And then reading between the lines:

    Hope you can join me.
    you nailed it.



    the pegu club bar in nyc was named after the old pegu club in india, which had a house drink called the pegu club. i'm jonesing for a pegu club cocktail made by Jessica at Death andCo.
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    Pics of Jessica or ban?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucothefish View Post
    Vampire secretary porn site please
    I'm tryin, dude. I try every day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Pics of Jessica or ban?
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    Hey, I could go for a Pegu Club Cocktail from Jessica at Death & Company. Gotta drive. I'll be there in 13 hours. Who's in?
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    Benny just never ceases to amaze me. Keep up the good work sir
    [00:29] <daven> dc, why not check turn behind
    [00:30] <DC> daven
    [00:30] <DC> on my hand?
    [00:30] <daven> yep
    [00:30] <DC> because I am drunk
    [00:30] <daven> nice reason
    [00:30] <daven> no further questions
    [00:30] <yaawn> ^^Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo View Post
    Must bump.
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    For those keeping track, still no vampire secretary porn.

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