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  1. #24226
    Quote Originally Posted by oskar View Post
    You really need to stop reading Scott Adam's blog.
    Did he discuss this?

    I would be very surprised if Adams would think in the terms I did. That's Thomas Wictor/Jonathan Langdale type crazy but awesome theorizing.
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    I don't read.
    It just sounded like standard conspiratory thinking with an element of persuasion, so I made that connection.
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    when the ridiculous is standard, the straightforward and reasonable looks ridiculous
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    when the ridiculous is standard, the straightforward and reasonable looks ridiculous
    I guess that explains why ridiculous has been standard for at least 6,000 years.

    If ridiculous looks ridiculous, and straightforward and reasonable also look ridiculous, then everything looks ridiculous, which is no reflection on the actual ridiculousness of anything.

    ...

    Dat melodrama is at least a little bit ridiculous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    when the ridiculous is standard, the straightforward and reasonable looks ridiculous
    When the anomaly is the norm, the norm looks like an anomaly.

    When an orange tastes like an apple, an apple is a cherry.

    When black is white, purple looks green.

    This is fun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    When wuf is poop
    Not sure who is being insulted there, but I'm going to assume it's Savy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    Not sure who is being insulted there, but I'm going to assume it's Savy.
    I'd have thought that was obvious.
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    I have a funny Savy story. I added him on Discord because he asked me to. He messages me "Do I know you?" My Discord handle is oskar and I don't want to reply with "It's oskar," so I just make rape threats instead and he blocks me. To be fair, it's probably not ok to make rape threats, but it was in reference to Phillip Seymour Hoffman's performance in the 1998 Todd Stoldz film Happiness. If you don't get that reference you definitely deserve to get raped.
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    I'd rape savy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oskar View Post
    I have a funny Savy story. I added him on Discord because he asked me to. He messages me "Do I know you?" My Discord handle is oskar and I don't want to reply with "It's oskar," so I just make rape threats instead and he blocks me. To be fair, it's probably not ok to make rape threats, but it was in reference to Phillip Seymour Hoffman's performance in the 1998 Todd Stoldz film Happiness. If you don't get that reference you definitely deserve to get raped.
    Haha that was you. I thought it was just a random in which case I thought I handled it pretty well. I should probably unblock you when I get home.

    Makes me glad to realise randoms just aren't adding me, at least randoms I don't know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Savy View Post
    I should probably unblock you when I get home.
    I threatened to rape you.
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    This is better than tinder.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oskar View Post
    I threatened to rape you.
    And now is your chance to follow through.
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    That's the joke, Poop!
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    Happiness. Good film. Don't remember the rape threat part (maybe slightly but not exactly). But I watched it like a decade ago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    Happiness. Good film. Don't remember the rape threat part (maybe slightly but not exactly). But I watched it like a decade ago.
    Probably the best cringey movie ever. When the Macy character is talking to his son:

    Son: So you get off on little boys?

    Macy: Yes I do son.

    Son: So if you saw me naked would you try to rape me?

    Macy: No son. I would jerk off over you.

    AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by oskar View Post
    I threatened to rape you.
    I unblocked you thinking you'd be on my friends list but it just made you disappear & now I can't remember what your tag was. Bad times.

    I'm surprised how good Discord is, would have been brilliant for me about 10 years ago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oskar View Post
    That's the joke, Poop!
    It waz a joke?
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    You're probably the least funny person who posts.
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    Savy should change his name to Savage, amirite!
    I'm oskar669 on Discord.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Savy View Post
    You're probably the least funny person who posts.
    Fuck you.
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  23. #24248
    has bstand left? i wonder if he got irritated enough from people kept thinking he is an alt
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    i wonder if he got irritated enough from people kept thinking he is an alt
    Well, he never seemed to get tired of people thinking he was a troll, so...seems unlikely.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    has bstand left? i wonder if he got irritated enough from people kept thinking he is an alt
    Is that why you stopped posting?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Savy View Post
    Is that why you stopped posting?
    believe me, if i had an alt, it would be the most obvious thing in the world.
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    This idea that banana is an alt stopped being funny sometime last year.
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    All the cuck tears over Daniele Bregoli making money are so satisfying. Makes me want to buy that song on every platform and see if we can get her plat on her debut. So what happened is: they found a 13 year old white girl who talks like a 16 year old black girl, put her on Dr. Phil and she went viral. Got a record deal instantly and now has a 30M+ view song. I don't care about any of that. What's funny is that some people lose their goddamn mind over it. Oh, is this the first time you've heard bad music? Need a hug? Having a cry? Are they so insecure with themselves that they can't handle a little girl getting her 15 minutes? I bet it's the same assholes that comment "How could anyone dislike this!" and "Way more talent than [ ]" under every single music video.
    I really hope she knocks it out of the park. If I was in charge of the secret ruling class, I'd hand her an emmy and put her in the rock & roll hall of fame. Knock Jimmy Page out to make room for her. Whatever it takes to make one of those retards actually kill themselves over it. Like that one time that guy offed himself because Björk was dating a black man. Fucking brilliant! More of that, please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oskar View Post
    Savy should change his name to Savage, amirite!
    I'm oskar669 on Discord.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oskar View Post
    put her in the rock & roll hall of fame. Knock Jimmy Page out to make room for her.
    My god please let this happen.

    That being said I don't really know what you're talking about.
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    does not recognizing a single jimmy page song if i heard it make me cool?
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    Like that one time that guy offed himself because Björk was dating a black man.
    Yeah I mean he did send her a bomb through the post. None of that please, especially where Bjork is concerned.

    If she got killed, I might be suicidal. I'd definitely cry. Most the time when a celeb dies I'm like whatever, never met the cunt, big deal. But Bjork, that will be the worst day in history.

    I might start a Bjork religion. Bjork is God, Iceland is the holy land, and disbelievers should be stoned to death. Where do I collect my tax free profits?
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    She had a good song until I read the lyrics. Now it's a very irritating song.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    She had a good song until I read the lyrics. Now it's a very irritating song.
    Her entire back catalogue is incredible. *

    I'm curious. Her lyrics are certainly interesting. Irritating? What lyrics of hers could be irritating?

    * other than "It's Oh So Quiet". Let's forget that song exists.
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    Army of Me
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    also the music video is irritating.

    anyways army of me went from a cool song that i had no idea what the lyrics were to "if you complain once more you'll get an army of me" blah.

    note that im an aberration in this area. i have a hearing disability that makes it really tough to understand lyrics, so music to me has become a different thing than it is for others. it's all trance type stuff, a bunch of neat sounds put together in ways that evoke feelings, essentially music. once i know the lyrics the music tends to lose some appeal because it pulls me out of that.
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    Not particularly inspiring lyrics, I'll grant you. Still, it's a great tune. That bassline is awesome. And the bit at the end where she's screaming... jesus fucking wept. Also, there's two videos for it. The official video, which is average, and the promo for the film Sucker Punch, which is a great film., so the video is more tolerable.

    I'm kind of the same with hearing lyrics. More often than not, I'm not hearing what's actually being sung. I often have to read the lyrics in print as I listen, then I remember them. I thought I was weird like that, glad I'm not the only one! Rarely does it ruin a song for me though to know what's being sung. I can still listen to "My Sharona" despite knowing he sings "I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind".
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    Crazy fucking Japanese version, ne less...

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    You want great Bjork lyrics, try Hyperballd. Here she tells us about contemplating suicide by throwing herself off a multistorey car park...

    It's early morning
    No one is awake
    I'm back at my cliff
    Still throwing things off
    I listen to the sounds they make
    On their way down
    I follow with my eyes till they crash
    I imagine what my body would sound like
    Slamming against those rocks
    And when it lands
    Will my eyes be closed or open?
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