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    Default Randomness thread, part two.





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    xman gave you the go ahead and you didn't pull the trigger, why start a new one?

    bring back the original or nothing at all imo.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    also, 1 spade.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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    why was the first one deleted?
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    ftr is broken.
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    why was the first one deleted?
    I think retired is a better word.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    why was the first one deleted?
    I think retired is a better word.
    okay then why was it retired.
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    I mean, does it really matter? It's a 2 year old thread without any particularly valuable content, correct?
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    what can i say im curious, and now that you dont seem to want to say makes me more so.
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    randomness:

    I threw up all over my friends bathroom last night. I was a good sport and cleaned it up in the morning. I remember very little from last night.
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    when i was in high school on new years eve a few years ago my friend and i crashed at max's (massimo's) house and my friend stubles in at like 4:30 (i had already gone to sleep, or at least trying to sleep) and puked all over his white carpet and i had to clean it up for like 1 hour trying to scrub it out because he was too fucked up to function.
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    I had some pretty awesome drunken random sex last night.

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    ari gold makes me wish I was born a jew.
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    people starting things with "randomness:" is not livin. It's a randomness thread, you don't have to tell us what we are about to read is random.

    I spent about 30 minutes last night reading the old thread, oh the perks of being a Mod.
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    1 spade, revive part 1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie

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    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    I really like the shadows for empty spades, it really highlights the one spade out of 5 rating
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    I really like the shadows for empty spades, it really highlights the one spade out of 5 rating
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Randomness: I am quitting this thread in support of bringing back the old one.
    Coming from you, not random at all. Move along.
    The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which unskilled individuals suffer from illusory superiority, mistakenly rating their ability much higher than average. This bias is attributed to a metacognitive inability of the unskilled to recognize their mistakes
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    SUPPORT THE CAUSE PEOPLE!!! ONE SPADE FO LYFE!!@ONE1!@:12
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    I hate mayo
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    I hate mayo
    Whos Mayo and why do u hate him???
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    I hate mayo
    Whos Mayo and why do u hate him???



    Because that shit is nasty.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    vote 1 spade if you've missed Lukie. show your love!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    I hate mayo
    Whos Mayo and why do u hate him???



    Because that shit is nasty.
    QFT. Mayo is quite possibly the nastiest substance on earth. And i lump mayo and miracle whip together. i hope you do too.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    I hate mayo
    Whos Mayo and why do u hate him???



    Because that shit is nasty.
    QFT. Mayo is quite possibly the nastiest substance on earth. And i lump mayo and miracle whip together. i hope you do too.
    mayo is delicious. i use it sparingly cause its high fat, but come on. do you like olive oil? do you like eggs? whats not to like about mayo?
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    LUKIE


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    1 spade.

    Sequels are never as good as the original.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    1 spade.

    Sequels are never as good as the original.
    what about empire, godfather 2, and teenage mutant ninja turtles imo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deanglow
    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    1 spade.

    Sequels are never as good as the original.
    what about empire, godfather 2, and teenage mutant ninja turtles imo
    assuming you mean empire strikes back? if thats the case i dont consider it a "sequel" even thought it might technically be one because it was meant to be a trilogy. and afaik, godfather 2 was planned. i definitely could be wrong there though. and tmnt you cant go wrong with so whatever.

    now how about american pie 2, die hard 2, T2 (JOKING), toy story 2, and any other title with 2 in it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JKDS
    dark night imo
    Not a sequel

    Also, terminator and gremlins
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    I was spewing a generalized sentiment only to make my point about this topic. I don't necessarily believe it, but I believe it for this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by JKDS
    dark night imo
    Not a sequel
    maybe I forgot what sequel meant?
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    so is Swiggidy FTR's official mascot or what?

    he's fucking EVERYWHERE, he haunts me in my sleep


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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    so is Swiggidy FTR's official mascot or what?

    he's fucking EVERYWHERE, he haunts me in my sleep
    Lol, it would be ok with me if X deleted a lot of the pics with girls. Most aren't that great and there really is no point.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    so is Swiggidy FTR's official mascot?
    yes

    ...until some other people upload more photos to our gallery.
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    I started the "Randomness:" thing because before my post there really wasnt any randomness, I was taking the thread in the direction it was meant to be taken in.

    Obviously its not necessary to continue doing this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    so is Swiggidy FTR's official mascot?
    ...until some other people upload more photos to our gallery.
    That's some motivation right there.

    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by JKDS
    dark night imo
    Not a sequel
    maybe I forgot what sequel meant?
    Ok, I guess it's a sequel. I always though as sequel as "second" which is what they were talking about. Where really it's just "next". You also could argue that they started a new batman series, whatev.
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    thats graduation champagne im drinking fyi
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    eat something skinny guy, jesus

    p.s. you look way drunk, but you look pretty good too, good job


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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    guses how drunk i was when this thread was created:



    thats graduation champagne im drinking fyi
    Gayest pose ever..lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    guses how drunk i was when this thread was created:



    thats graduation champagne im drinking fyi
    Gayest pose ever..lol.
    cool post man everyone must like you
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    gabe, that coy-looking picture has destroyed your whole wideboy internet persona

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    I myself like to get balla drunk and chill with a bottle of Tosti Asti, which I believe gives me a semi balla appearance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    guses how drunk i was when this thread was created:



    thats graduation champagne im drinking fyi
    Gayest pose ever..lol.
    cool post man everyone must like you
    It was a joke Gabe, because of the way you were holding your hand. Sorry if i offended you and I wont joke with you anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash256
    gabe, that coy-looking picture has destroyed your whole wideboy internet persona

    It looks like you have a cooler watch than lukie though
    how can you tell? you cant even see the face on it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash256
    gabe, that coy-looking picture has destroyed your whole wideboy internet persona

    It looks like you have a cooler watch than lukie though
    how can you tell? you cant even see the face on it.
    1. Gabe owns a watch
    2. Lukie owns a watch
    3. Gabe owns Lukie
    4. Gabe' watch>Lukie's watch

    ALSO:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfVtf...eature=related
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    "twenty thousand dollar watch, WHAT?!"
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    Gabe, I like your Christmas outfit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    I have potato soup.
    MMMMMMMMM Potato soup.
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    haha so many good lines from that video

    and yes prozach, i did get to enjoy some asti last night, but i think this was something different (not andre or cook's though)
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    when the dust settles

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