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  1. #24676
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    So what's the deal? Why does nobody give a shit about what women are doing? Why is it so boring to watch this shit?
    It lacks athletic talent.

    Same concept explains why pro-football is massively more followed, and makes tons more money than college football. Pro players are bigger, faster, stronger, and smarter than college players. This translates into a game that's more fun to watch.

    On a macro scale, women simply can not compete with men when it comes to athletic prowess. Men are bigger, faster, stronger, and more aggressive. Sure you can find females who are outstanding athletic specimens. But not enough to make a whole league that can compete with a league full of men.

    I mean, if it's really just a gender thing....how come no one watches little league baseball, community soccer, or Pop Warner football games? Those are all played by males. But no one watches them cause they're boring and unsatisfying to watch. The games do not provide an entertaining demonstration of athletic talent.

    The Indianapolis Colts are Playing the Denver Broncos tomorrow night. You would think that is a game that people would watch. It has all of the elements of quality sports entertainment. Two teams from the highest level-league in the sport. Prime time game. There will be no other football games on at the same time. Both teams are in last place in their division, so the game should be evenly matched. It should be a competitive fight in which no likely winner can be predetermined.

    But most people will agree, that's a shitty football game. One team is 4-9, the other is 3-10. They both suck. And watching two teams, devoid of athletic talent, is not entertaining.
  2. #24677
    Boxing weight classes is the counter example to that though.

    Yes bigger weight classes in boxing tend to draw more but someone like Mayweather is the size and weight of a woman yet is by far the biggest draw in the sport.
  3. #24678
    Questioning why women's sports aren't as appealing as men's is like asking why women don't have bigger muscles. What's the appeal of watching people play a sport at some level five notches below the top level. If the best women could run, jump, and hit as well as the best men we'd be watching.

    The larger question is also moot because plenty of women are interesting and/or talented in some way or other. Their contribution to society and culture is often understated because historically men have been the dominant sex and so have decided what counts as interesting.

    The only interesting aspect of this debate is why some women insist they're our equals in all ways. Look, I don't pretend to be in the tail of the distribution when it comes to verbal skills, don't try to pretend you can be in the tail of the math skills one.

    Case in point: We had a series of lectures on stats planned in our department that I was organizing. One or two women in the department insisted we invite an equal number of male and female experts. When I said we should invite whoever the best speakers are regardless of sex, one of these women went off on me like I was calling women dumb. The fact is, when it comes to maths, yes they are (relatively speaking). So we end up having to invite the one female stats expert in the country and a second no-name female one, and suck it because zomg equality.

    This is what pisses me off, insisting on equality where a clear difference exists. I feel like saying to these women 'You know what, you're right. Equal opportunites. So, men have been fighting all the wars for thousands of years now. We need to make that right, so in the next few wars, you go and get your fucking heads blown off.'
  4. #24679
    Quote Originally Posted by Savy View Post
    Mayweather is the size and weight of a woman
    So? His strength relative to his frame surely far surpasses any comparably sized woman.

    Furthermore, I feel like the definition of "entertainment" has evolved over the years. At one point in time it might have been novel to watch two heavyweights give each other concussions in a "who falls first" contest. Now I think they sport has evolved to a point where people are more entertained by speed and strategy in a boxing match. It's a little harder for two ogres to deliver that.

    It's happened in other sports too. In football, not soccer, football there has definitely been a shift in the way the game is played. 30 years ago it was all about the running game. "Our guys are tougher than your guys. We're gonna line up and run it right down your throat!" that, defense, and field position won football games. In the modern era, the game is played through the air. A fast-paced passing attack that generates 30 points per game is a hell of a lot more fun to watch than some bruiser running into a pile of fat guys to gain 3 yards and burning a minute off the clock each time he does it.

    That kind of shift in the game has emphasized some relatively smaller athletes. Herschel Walker, OJ Simpson, Jerome Bettis....these are all running backs that were stars because they played in an era that emphasized running backs. If these same guys played today....despite their superior size, strength, speed, and athleticism......they'd be nobody
  5. #24680
    I for one would much rather watch women's gymnastics then men's.
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
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  6. #24681
    Quote Originally Posted by mojo
    Ong get's a shout for the assist.
    To be fair, I was 0.8% triggered just by spoon coming back. I knew he'd start going on about how many bitches he's banging while all the while going on about how he hates bitches.
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  7. #24682
    Quote Originally Posted by spoon
    So in short, it still has something similar to a +0.70 or -0.50 scoring approach for evaluating different positions, which is how it decides one position is better than another, but how it goes about making that score (or whatever analogous scoring system it uses) is different.
    It's astonishing that it took four hours to assign more accurate values to pieces than stockfish does just by playing itself.

    According to a dirty google search, AZ played itself around 20 million times before it was ready. I don't feel quite so bad now about taking 30+ years to get to the level I'm at.
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    fwiw the only sport I watch is women's ufc
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  9. #24684
    @Ong & Oskar: Don't think it counts as 'watching a sport' if you have your dick in your hand.
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    If I was to choose content purely for sexual gratification, I'd jerk it to your flawless witticisms.
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  11. #24686
    I'm jerking off to that response.
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
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  12. #24687
    Enjoying watching girls who are barely if at all pubescent when you're 18 is one thing, doing it when you're 40+ is a bit Roy Moore-ish.

    @Oskar: Thanks. I was wondering who it was that signed up for my website.
  13. #24688
    I'm not sure to what extent I agree with the idea that a man becomes a creep simply by aging more. I derive this belief in part because even when I was 17, I was mostly only attracted to 24+ aged women. Immaturity never did anything for me. And I will probably always be attracted to 24 year olds even when I'm 80. If I was normally attracted to 18 year olds, then I would probably still be attracted to them when I'm 80 too.

    On a related note, the ageism regarding sex post-adolescence is dumb. I posit relationships would be more successful if it was more standard for older men and younger women to date than the current standard of both being about the same age.
  14. #24689
    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    Enjoying watching girls who are barely if at all pubescent when you're 18 is one thing, doing it when you're 40+ is a bit Roy Moore-ish.
    I do my research before I get my cock out. I refer to wikipedia to check their age.
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  15. #24690
    Also, fuck you, I'm approaching 40, not 40+.
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  16. #24691
    Also, who's Roy Moore?
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  17. #24692
    Just a big giant loser
  18. #24693
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    On a related note, the ageism regarding sex post-adolescence is dumb. I posit relationships would be more successful if it was more standard for older men and younger women to date than the current standard of both being about the same age.
    I've made some great connections with women in their late 40's and women in their mid 20's.

    I'm 37 and dating women my own age is the WORST.

    They're all either A) baby crazy, or B) about to become baby crazy.

    The only exception to that are women who are like me, divorced with kids. And I have no interest in playing Brady Bunch. Unless I meet a black woman with 3 boys. I'm a white guy with 3 girls, and I think the inverse-interracial Brady Bunch is just begging to be a reality show. I want some of that Kardashian money.
  19. #24694
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    I do my research before I get my cock out. I refer to wikipedia to check their age.
    So what is your jerk-off age cut-off?
  20. #24695
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    I'm not sure to what extent I agree with the idea that a man becomes a creep simply by aging more. I derive this belief in part because even when I was 17, I was mostly only attracted to 24+ aged women. Immaturity never did anything for me. And I will probably always be attracted to 24 year olds even when I'm 80. If I was normally attracted to 18 year olds, then I would probably still be attracted to them when I'm 80 too.

    On a related note, the ageism regarding sex post-adolescence is dumb. I posit relationships would be more successful if it was more standard for older men and younger women to date than the current standard of both being about the same age.
    Here's how it typically goes- you're always hot for women 18-30 because they're in their prime. When you're younger you normally can't attain a women much older than you 'cause they're like 'fuck off kid'. So you crave what you can have. When you're 18 that's typically 15-18. As you get older and mature, you realise women below a certain age are too fucking stupid/crazy/immature to want to deal with. So you prefer someone still younger than you, but not so young she's on planet teeny-bopper.

    That said, being over a certain age and getting turned on by teeny-boppers is not itself a bad thing necessarily. But pursuing them or financially supporting anyone who is using them that way is fucking despicable imo.
  21. #24696
    Somewhere there is a Frankie Boyle clip about wanking to female presenters on TV but I can't find it.

    It's funny 'cause we've all been there.

    Edit: Well, not the one I was thinking of but close enough

    Last edited by Poopadoop; 12-14-2017 at 02:19 PM.
  22. #24697
    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand
    The only exception to that are women who are like me, divorced with kids. And I have no interest in playing Brady Bunch. Unless I meet a black woman with 3 boys. I'm a white guy with 3 girls, and I think the inverse-interracial Brady Bunch is just begging to be a reality show. I want some of that Kardashian money.
    Quality.
  23. #24698
    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop
    you realise women below a certain age are too fucking stupid/crazy/immature to want to deal with. So you prefer someone still younger than you, but not so young she's on planet teeny-bopper.
    This appears to me to be the more logical reason for why a man who dates women "too much younger than him" raises eyebrows. It signals maybe he's immature or weak.

    That said, being over a certain age and getting turned on by teeny-boppers is not itself a bad thing necessarily. But pursuing them or financially supporting anyone who is using them that way is fucking despicable imo.
    Why's it despicable if they are both legal consenting adults? I get that it can be a reason for concern, but it also might not be a reason for concern. I mean, if I'm 60 and unmarried and I come into a cool billion dollars, I'm probably going to look to marry a 23-29 year old in part because she's 23-29. Or look at people like George Clooney. Guaranteed he pulls the youngest consenting age of women as often as he wants. I'm not sure how despicable that is.
  24. #24699
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post

    Why's it despicable if they are both legal consenting adults?
    It's not. By teeny-bopper I meant someone underage.
  25. #24700
    Ah. Gotcha.
  26. #24701
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    I mean, if I'm 60 and unmarried and I come into a cool billion dollars, I'm probably going to look to marry a 23-29 year old in part because she's 23-29.
    Then you're CLEARLY only interested in a superficial relationship. And she is CLEARLY only interested in your wealth.

    It's clear that neither of you are interested in a partner with whom you can connect over shared life experiences. That's obvious when age gaps are so dramatic like that. So you have to understand why that kind of relationship would raise eyebrows. You have to understand why people might respect it a little less than other relationships where two people build a life together based on deep emotional commitments and not exploitative self-indulgence.
  27. #24702
    Then you're CLEARLY only interested in a superficial relationship. And she is CLEARLY only interested in your wealth.

    It's clear that neither of you are interested in a partner with whom you can connect over shared life experiences. That's obvious when age gaps are so dramatic like that. So you have to understand why that kind of relationship would raise eyebrows. You have to understand why people might respect it a little less than other relationships where two people build a life together based on deep emotional commitments and not exploitative self-indulgence.
    Some people are interested in people with different life experiences and different tools than they are and than they have. Partnerships between people of different ages (or different cultures even) can provide very enriching experiences that one may not otherwise get. There can be plenty of value in an age gap beyond the superficial.
  28. #24703
    Follow up....

    You're an idiot if you make it to 60 as a bachelor and then decide to get married AFTER you score a cool billion.
  29. #24704
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    Some people are interested in people with different life experiences and different tools than they are and than they have. Partnerships between people of different ages (or different cultures even) can provide very enriching experiences that one may not otherwise get. There can be plenty of value in an age gap beyond the superficial.
    Not really denying any of that. I'm just telling you how it looks. And if you're running for office, then how it looks is how it is.
  30. #24705
    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand
    You're an idiot if you make it to 60 as a bachelor and then decide to get married AFTER you score a cool billion.
    lol. for realz.

    Not really denying any of that. I'm just telling you how it looks. And if you're running for office, then how it looks is how it is.
    It certainly does look that way. I think a reason it looks that way is the fairy tales humans tell themselves. Is a chick who likes a guy with wealth a gold digger or just a normal woman? Is a guy who likes a prime physique a pig or just a normal man?
  31. #24706
    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    So what is your jerk-off age cut-off?
    Legal age of consent. I reserach that too, based on their nationality.

    In Japan it's 14. Bonus.

    I am joking, by the way. I don't even watch gymnastics, except maybe during the Olympics.
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  32. #24707
    And I certainly don't waste my wanking by watching barely legal gymnasts doing their thing as opposed dirty sluts fingering themselves.
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  33. #24708
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    Is a chick who likes a guy with wealth a gold digger or just a normal woman? Is a guy who likes a prime physique a pig or just a normal man?
    Well how each conducts themselves within the relationship can usually tell alot. There is most definitely a difference, but it may be too esoteric to put into words, but it's not so subtle it escapes the eyeball test.

    But actually, neither scenario you described relates to age. An age difference of significance almost always indicates an absence of shared life experiences and mutual interests. So people are left to assume that something else in the relationship is making up for the lack of those things. And when trying to determine what that something else is, they often gravitate towards the most outwardly obviously aspects of the relationship, like apparent wealth.

    That's how human perceptions work. If you're going to have that kind of relationship, for reasons that are noble or otherwise, then you have to accept the perceptions that will exist around you. Complaining about it is naive. Fighting against it is just stupid.

    It also doesn't help that those perceptions are so often proven to be accurate.
  34. #24709
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    Is a guy who likes a prime physique a pig or just a normal man?
    Wanting and acting on it are different things.

    For one, I rarely see a 16 year old who i think is hot, or at least not in the category of an 18-30 year old woman who's hot. But let's say I did, that I met this 16 year old and really wanted to bang her. Does the fact that she's attractive make it ok for me to pursue her as a grown man? Well, society says no, and it says no to protect immature women from older men because it assumes the immature woman doesn't necessarily know what's good for her.

    So when a grown man flaunts this rule, he's basically saying he doesn't care about society's desire to protect it's young women, and society in general agrees he's therefore a cunt.
  35. #24710
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    And I certainly don't waste my wanking by watching barely legal gymnasts doing their thing as opposed dirty sluts fingering themselves.
    That's pretty normal.

    I am always amazed at the kind of random shit people get off on, or at least things that make no sense to me. For example, the whole stepmom/father/daughter thing just seems wtf to me. The other thing is when the woman is really old or fat or butch, I think 'who watches this?'

    Gimme a (legal) woman in a schoolgirl or cheerleader outfit any day.

    Japanese porn pisses me off too because the women always sound like a mouse squeaking when they fuck. Maria Ozawa would probably be my favourite porn star if porn had no sound. Even with the squeaking she's still in my top five.

    Edit: Ya, she makes it.

    1. Paru Silios
    2. Penelope (the French one from the 90s)
    3. Nadia Nyce (the Indian one)
    4. Alexis Love
    5. Maria Ozawa
    Last edited by Poopadoop; 12-14-2017 at 04:31 PM. Reason: rank the pornstars
  36. #24711
    Japanese porn annoys the fuck out of me. Their women are my favourite, I mean they're so fucking cute. And they don't shave their fannies, which is good. But they're all submissive and make "I don't like it" faces which is MASSIVELY offputting. Also they have a habit of pixelating the very thing I want to fucking see.

    That said, I still always check the Japanese section when it's wank time. God damn I like the Japanese.
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  37. #24712
    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    I am always amazed at the kind of random shit people get off on,
    Yeah, me too. Like this:

    Gimme a (legal) woman in a schoolgirl or cheerleader outfit any day.
    This one is makes me say 'wtf'. I mean, I know it's common, but I still don't get it. I think the vast majority of cheerleaders are underage, same thing with school girls.

    Why's that a fantasy?

    I prefer my pornstars to be cheating trophy wives, blackmailed business women, or just straight up hookers.
  38. #24713
    The pixelating is the second dumbest thing after the squeaking. And any porn where the woman looks like she's not enjoying it is a fail in my book.
  39. #24714
    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post

    This one is makes me say 'wtf'. I mean, I know it's common, but I still don't get it. I think the vast majority of cheerleaders are underage, same thing with school girls.

    Why's that a fantasy?
    Prolly cause I work at a uni and they're not underage. If some hot girl came to my lecture in a schoolgirl outfit I'd probably come in my pants right there.



    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    I prefer my pornstars to be cheating trophy wives, blackmailed business women, or just straight up hookers.
    None of these things work for me, but at least they're somewhat understandable. Fucking your step-granny is just way out there (to me at least).
  40. #24715
    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    The pixelating is the second dumbest thing after the squeaking. And any porn where the woman looks like she's not enjoying it is a fail in my book.
    Japanese ones, they tend to do that "I don't like it" face when they are being "seduced", but they look well into it when they're actually being fucked.

    Better off watching the lesbians, it's a much nicer atmosphere. She might pull a "I'm not sure" face, but she definitely is sure.
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  41. #24716
    Wanna go down a rabbit hole.....sign up for Fetlife.com

    It's basically facebook for kinky people.

    But you'll find some pretty candid discussions on some really 'wtf' topics. The deranged part comes when you realize that these are all real people living and working all around you .....and you probably come across 50-100 of them a day.
  42. #24717
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post

    Better off watching the lesbians, it's a much nicer atmosphere. She might pull a "I'm not sure" face, but she definitely is sure.
    Love watching lesbians, but always feels like something's missing when there's no cumshot.

    A good thing about Japanese porn also is that there seems to be an actual effort to please the woman, so you'll get porn with 20 minutes of foreplay. After I skip past that, I can enjoy the rest feeling like it's less exploitative somehow.
  43. #24718
    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    Wanna go down a rabbit hole.....sign up for Fetlife.com

    It's basically facebook for kinky people.

    But you'll find some pretty candid discussions on some really 'wtf' topics. The deranged part comes when you realize that these are all real people living and working all around you .....and you probably come across 50-100 of them a day.
    Some of the best fetishes (as in funny, I don't get it, not as in works for me) are foot fetishes (dont get me wrong, feet are sexy, but I can get off without ever looking at one) and a fetish I heard about a guy who wanted to have sex with cars. Not IN a car, mind you, but WITH a car. So...what, he sticks his dick in the gas nozzle?
  44. #24719
    Love watching lesbians, but always feels like something's missing when there's no cumshot.
    Now this is something I've never understood about porn. I don't really want to see another man ejaculate.
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  45. #24720
    So I go to sign up for this fetish site... select gender... hmmm this should be interesting...

    male
    female
    crossdresser/transvestite
    trans - m to f
    trans - f to m
    transgender
    gender fluid
    genderqueer
    intersex
    butch
    femme
    not applicable

    holy fuck how did it get to this?
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  46. #24721
    japanese porn can eat a dick

    softcore and zuzana drabinova forever my favorite. best cans since mesopotamia.
  47. #24722
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Now this is something I've never understood about porn. I don't really want to see another man ejaculate.
    Depends on what mode you're in I guess. If you're imagining you're that guy you definitely want to see him (you) splurt. If you're imagining you're watching from a closet or something maybe it's not relevant.
  48. #24723
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    So I go to sign up for this fetish site... select gender... hmmm this should be interesting...

    male
    female
    crossdresser/transvestite
    trans - m to f
    trans - f to m
    transgender
    gender fluid
    genderqueer
    intersex
    butch
    femme
    not applicable

    holy fuck how did it get to this?
    Lol @ 'not applicable'. So,you're an alien? I'd prefer 'none of your fucking business' as a choice to N/A.

    I also never heard of genderqueer. And oddly enough, I'm happy for it to remain a mystery.
  49. #24724
    Yeah I mean I'll see him (me) splurt when I actually fucking splurt. Do you cum at the same time as him? I'd hold off and go back to that bit where she's sucking his (my) balls while wanking him (me) off.
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  50. #24725
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    japanese porn can eat a dick

    softcore and zuzana drabinova forever my favorite. best cans since mesopotamia.
    ZD is defo hot. Sad I'd never heard of her before.
  51. #24726
    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    Lol @ 'not applicable'. So,you're an alien? I'd prefer 'none of your fucking business' as a choice to N/A.

    I also never heard of genderqueer. And oddly enough, I'm happy for it to remain a mystery.
    I want to select "all of the above".

    Sexual orientation is also a minefield of "what the fuck is that". For example, heteroflexible.
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  52. #24727
    I've never felt so naive and innocent.
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  53. #24728
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Do you cum at the same time as him? I'd hold off and go back to that bit where she's sucking his (my) balls while wanking him (me) off.
    Usually I'll have a trigger scene or scenes I go to when I want to splurt. Sometimes these include the actor splurting, sometimes not. But none of my trigger scenes involve f on f for whatever reason.

    Edit: Ya, what I mean by wanting him to splurt is because I don't want to imagine him (me) ending up with blue balls.
  54. #24729
    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop
    ZD is defo hot. Sad I'd never heard of her before.
    She was active maybe a decade ago. You can still find a good deal of her stuff on empornium or planetsuzy.

    If you like amazing cans, Estelle Taylor is probably #2 (though it's debatable). She has a few good shoots.
  55. #24730
    But none of my trigger scenes involve f on f for whatever reason.
    This just makes no sense to me at all.
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  56. #24731
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post

    If you like amazing cans, Estelle Taylor is probably #2 (though it's debatable). She has a few good shoots.
    Well I wouldn't kick her out of my bed, but I do find those a bit out of proportion. If the cans were somehow detached from the body I'd appreciate them a lot more.
  57. #24732
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    This just makes no sense to me at all.
    Some of them involve two woman and a guy, does that help?

    But seriously, it's not just me who likes lesbian porn but has a hard time coming while watching it, I've heard the same from other guys.

    I guess it's just down to the individual.
  58. #24733
    I'm probably on the more extreme end of big tits on thin bodies. My first several memories as a newly pubescent teen were of being captivated by that.
  59. #24734
    If you like more common proportions (but not that common still), Lucy Li is probably a good pick.
  60. #24735
    By now my type is apparent. Tall, not fat, bit tits, Eastern European.
  61. #24736
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    If you like more common proportions (but not that common still), Lucy Li is probably a good pick.
    Are we still talking porn here? Because if so, hit me with a fucking link.
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  62. #24737
    sounds like asian. she aint asian
  63. #24738
    If you like cute, check this out:

    https://xhamster.com/videos/paru-hot-chick-6127602
  64. #24739
    probs her most popular striptease. very good but the tits get bigger in later work, which is common for porn actresses.

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.p...h58bc242162d00
  65. #24740
    or if you like Asian, tough to beat Lily Thai (though she's a bit bed-bossy, which I don't really like).

    https://xhamster.com/videos/sexy-asi...s-cock-1645326
    Last edited by Poopadoop; 12-14-2017 at 06:34 PM.
  66. #24741
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    probs her most popular striptease. very good but the tits get bigger in later work, which is common for porn actresses.

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.p...h58bc242162d00
    Damn. Those things are out of control. It's like you take a perfect set of tits and make them so big the rest of the body is too small for them and wuf is like 'yeah'
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    Here's Penelope lesbo with Felicia.

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.p...wkey=121569530
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop
    Damn. Those things are out of control. It's like you take a perfect set of tits and make them so big the rest of the body is too small for them and wuf is like 'yeah'


    Heh. Her setup is mild.
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    Li, not Lui.

    Oh.
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    ongies gonna ong
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    sorry, anri okita to make up for it

    https://giant.gfycat.com/ImmenseAgileFairybluebird.webm
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    I'm always amazed when a bunch of lames on the internet (lower-case 'i' is correct for Associated Press usage now, apparently, which I don't agree with) know the names of a bunch of porn stars.

    With that having been said, that's probably a better hobby than dudes who collect stamps.
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    Well besides porn, women generally sucking at everything and people getting triggered easily, here's what's going on in my life, in no particular order.

    As of today, my girl's officially got one semester left of school before she graduates. I'm pretty proud of her. It wasn't an easy road getting her into the shit and through it.

    I have new neighbors from around a month ago who are pretty cool. I hate living near people, but they are quiet and keep to themselves for the most part. They're the complete opposite of my previous neighbors who were complete obnoxious dipshits.

    My other girl has been working on her calligraphy for a while and is doing some pretty cool shit with it at this point. With Christmas coming around, she's been making lotion bars and little cards with peoples names on them to give to her chick friends. My living room looks like a fucking crafts fair right now.

    I've recently reconnected with some poker bros on Facebook to varying degrees. I find it interesting how most people I came up with playing and who were playing full-time at one point or another pretty much hate playing now. It's not because they're not doing well but just because it's so ingrained as a chore at this point that I don't think it'll ever change. I haven't played in a long time, thank god.

    Related to my work: The reason "sexual misconduct" became a meme in the past couple of months is because the Associated Press needed something all-encompassing to use in headlines to avoid making them too long for print. They settled on "sexual misconduct" to cover damn near anything as long as there are unclear accusations or multiple accusations of various types of acts.

    With as many women as I've pissed off in my lifetime, I'm surprised someone hasn't come at me with some #metoolol bullshit story so far. "He grabbed my ass without getting my affirmative consent once when he was banging me from behind in my boyfriend's bed."
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    To be fair, I was 0.8% triggered just by spoon coming back. I knew he'd start going on about how many bitches he's banging while all the while going on about how he hates bitches.
    To be fair, I don't hate women. As a matter of fact, I have a whole lot more contempt for men in general than I think I could ever have for women.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    Case in point: We had a series of lectures on stats planned in our department that I was organizing. One or two women in the department insisted we invite an equal number of male and female experts. When I said we should invite whoever the best speakers are regardless of sex, one of these women went off on me like I was calling women dumb. The fact is, when it comes to maths, yes they are (relatively speaking). So we end up having to invite the one female stats expert in the country and a second no-name female one, and suck it because zomg equality.

    This is what pisses me off, insisting on equality where a clear difference exists. I feel like saying to these women 'You know what, you're right. Equal opportunites. So, men have been fighting all the wars for thousands of years now. We need to make that right, so in the next few wars, you go and get your fucking heads blown off.'
    I think we'll get along fine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    To be fair, I don't hate women. As a matter of fact, I have a whole lot more contempt for men in general than I think I could ever have for women.
    Which is pretty standard among men who like women, in my estimation.

    I was reviewing a fellow student's paper, which had very big problems, and my comments were, well, they made me think, "the way I'm doing this, is this what they call mansplaining?" Because, you know, I was actually trying to help her because she is a not ugly chick and I like not ugly chicks. If she was a dude I would have probably said "fix your shit it's nasty" instead of trying to be legitimately helpful.

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