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  1. #20326
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    spoon has an audience?
    I understand that having an audience is a foreign concept to you, so it's no big deal that you ask this.

    Also, I'm considering starting a YouTube channel where I play video games and act like a redneck (aka act like myself). Thoughts?
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    I understand that having an audience is a foreign concept to you, so it's no big deal that you ask this.

    Also, I'm considering starting a YouTube channel where I play video games and act like a redneck (aka act like myself). Thoughts?
    I was more mocking the concept of you haveing an "audience" here on the FTR commune. That concept amused me somewhat. Like, an audience of five or six.

    Sure, start a crappy channel playing games and talking like a redneck. You'll have an audience there. An audience of twats. I won't be one of them. Not that I'm not a twat, of course. I'm just not that much of a twat.
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    don't worry, your posts on the topic have been valuable.

    the sexism against men is so deep that men are its main pushers. even though i know, im highly sexist against my own kind. men are tough and disposable, and even though that's sexism, we feel like it should be that way.

    an irony of feminism is that women never had it worse than men, but it was/is culturally acceptable for them complain about plights they experience, and movements have been constructed around this. otoh, men cannot complain no matter what. we have no movement and lies are beaten into us that we're privileged. but we're not privileged and we never were. the narrative is utter bullshit and cherry picks small instances involving small numbers and certain types of peoples and circumstances.

    another irony of feminism is that it has not improved things for women whatsoever. their improvements have come by for the same reason as that which has improved things for men: improving economies.
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    Sexism will always exist so long as men are twats and women are moaning bitches.
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  5. #20330
    I really don't care enough about this subject to throw anything more than an irrelevant one liner in. I'm already bored thinking about it.

    How the fuck do you get so much mileage out of this subject?
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  6. #20331
    it's easy to get mileage out of things that matter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    it's easy to get mileage out of things that matter.
    Corollary: It's hard to get mileage out of anything when nothing matters.
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    probably true, but if i believe nothing matters im fucked.
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    btw your posts on sexism have been integral to shifting my opinion. it takes somebody pushing a different idea for me to want research it, especially if there are interesting pieces of logic and data involved. i was honestly pretty pro-feminist two years ago, mostly because that's just what the information i was given reflected. ofc my change on it has mostly to do with investigation elsewhere and listening to a wide range of views. sometimes tangentially related ones (like economic history) have the most impact.

    you did the same for me on guns. even though ive never been that antagonistic towards guns, i didnt give a shit about them as a political issue. it was only after you were the only person on here with a different view on zimmerman/martin that i thought i may have been missing something and i should probably investigate it. as it turned out, i was missing a lot, and then i was open to understanding the broad issue of firearms at a deeper level.

    if anybody wonders why im like a broken record on some things, it's partly because of this. people can influence opinions. obviously it's important to try to be tasteful about it.
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    on a similar note, i wonder if people ever truly change their minds. naturally, im not pro-feminism and am pro-firearm. i mean, when im in my most normal state of being, i tend to think the feminist narrative is bullshit and the anti-gun narrative is bullshit. but after i got into politics, i went dramatically towards the left and believed the pro-feminist narrative and most of the anti-gun narrative. still, i have a hard time thinking that wasn't an affectation borne out of some personal problems i was having, as well as perhaps being influenced by an amateur (yet growing) understanding of the topics.

    maybe people never change. ive always been maybe 75% culturally christian and 25% libertine, and maybe i always will regardless of what happens in my life.
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    I don't even know how my view on sexism can change. I'm not sexist. I'm not going to be. I recognise that both males and females experience different degrees of prejudism and discrimination. I understand that feminists are idiots. I also understand that men and women have different instinctive motives and different strengths and weaknesses. Men who hate women have a problem. Women who hate men have a problem. Who gives a fuck about people with a problem? I don't. Thus, sexism doesn't matter to me. I can't be giving a fuck about other peoples' bigotry, otherwise I'd be giving a whole lot of fucks.
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  12. #20337
    I can change my mind if I can be convinced I'm wrong. But if it's just a difference of opinion, and neither are right or wrong, well no, I'm not going to change my way of thinking based on who provides the superior argument.

    This aspect of my personality is rather apparent in werewolf games.
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    how can you tell if something is more likely right or wrong than by quality of argument?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    how can you tell if something is more likely right or wrong than by quality of argument?
    It depends what you mean by "quality of argument". Is a quality argument one that is based on fact alone and not opinion, or one that is based on opinion that is expressed in a particularly compelling manner? Or one that is based entirely on fact, and expressed in a particularly compelling manner? It also depends on the subject matter. Noone can convince me god exists, for example, no matter how compelling their argument, because it can never be based on fact. I can be convinced I'm wrong about, say, 9/11 conspiracy, if someone could demonstrate clearly that the buildings could fall like that blah fucking blah. But not by someone of high intelligence that just used language better than the next person to get his opinion across.
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    argument quality is exclusively about quality of evidence and logic. even what we call opinion can still have that and often does (experts give credible opinion on lots of stuff dealing with their fields).

    it's not that there's a distinction between fact and opinion, but more like a hierarchy of argument quality with "joe said so" on the bottom and "a comprehensive study of the peer-reviewed literature shows these results have been demonstrably verified" at the top.
  16. #20341
    If your opinion is in line with facts, then fair enough. But often in debate, the line between right and wrong is blurry. Such as gun control. Should the people have guns? There's arguments for and against both positions. So if spoon says yeah, sure they should, and JKDS says nah, take them away, who's right? The one who argues the best? There is no right and wrong, just polarity of opinion.

    If your opinion is easily swayed by strong debate, then it leaves you open to manipulation by those smarter than you. I'm not saying changing your opinion is inherently a bad thing, but it should because you accept your position is wrong, not because someone else is right. Someone else being right doesn't always make you wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    If your opinion is in line with facts, then fair enough. But often in debate, the line between right and wrong is blurry. Such as gun control. Should the people have guns? There's arguments for and against both positions. So if spoon says yeah, sure they should, and JKDS says nah, take them away, who's right? The one who argues the best? There is no right and wrong, just polarity of opinion.

    If your opinion is easily swayed by strong debate, then it leaves you open to manipulation by those smarter than you. I'm not saying changing your opinion is inherently a bad thing, but it should because you accept your position is wrong, not because someone else is right. Someone else being right doesn't always make you wrong.
    there are tons of facts in the gun debate. they go mostly ignored. im not saying anybody here ignores them, but on a political level, one side has a shitload more facts and sound logic than the other. this doesn't seem the case on a superficial glance since the only narrative the media pushes is the one devoid of facts and sound logic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    there are tons of facts in the gun debate.
    Of course there are. On both sides. Two people can both be right and sit on opposing sides. It's a blurry line.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    If your opinion is easily swayed by strong debate, then it leaves you open to manipulation by those smarter than you.
    As opposed to people whose opinion is not easily swayed by strong debate, who are obviously less open to manipulation by those who are smarter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    As opposed to people whose opinion is not easily swayed by strong debate, who are obviously less open to manipulation by those who are smarter.
    I'll tell you a secret here spoon. Despite me beating you in our one and only game of chess, I do think you're smarter than me. Despite this shocking revelation, I don't consider myself vulnerable to manipulation from you.
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    the only manipulation ong is vulnerable to is reverse psychology.

    tell him he sucks and he thinks "man i really am awesome". tell him he's awesome and he thinks "wait what's going on here?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    the only manipulation ong is vulnerable to is reverse psychology.

    tell him he sucks and he thinks "man i really am awesome". tell him he's awesome and he thinks "wait what's going on here?"
    I'm pretty rigid on this matter. I know everyone here thinks I suck, and I know I'm awesome. These are opinions based on fact.
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    Spoon is now thinking up a way to manipulate me...
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    I understand that having an audience is a foreign concept to you, so it's no big deal that you ask this.

    Also, I'm considering starting a YouTube channel where I play video games and act like a redneck (aka act like myself). Thoughts?
    Do it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    the only manipulation ong is vulnerable to is reverse psychology.

    tell him he sucks and he thinks "man i really am awesome". tell him he's awesome and he thinks "wait what's going on here?"
    *snicker*

    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    I'm pretty rigid on this matter. I know everyone here thinks I suck, and I know I'm awesome. These are opinions based on fact.
    False.
    I think ongie is mostly awesome most of the time and mostly not sucky most of the time, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    btw your posts on sexism have been integral to shifting my opinion. i[...]

    you did the same for me on guns. [...]
    Yeah. This, mostly. Maybe on different issues, and to different degrees, but you won me over on a few points.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    I'll tell you a secret here spoon. Despite me beating you in our one and only game of chess, I do think you're smarter than me. Despite this shocking revelation, I don't consider myself vulnerable to manipulation from you.
    [not trolling]

    I don't think you're unintelligent by any means. The main difference between us is that I've chosen a different strategy in life, and as a part of the consciously-chosen strategy I'm using, it's best if I actively shit on people who have taken the [extremely rational and completely objectively reasonable] strategy that you use. It's not at all personal or an evaluation of your intelligence.

    I also want to point out that, on an objective level, I do not think your strategy is "beneath" mine in terms of being objectively worse. Our circumstances are a lot different, so I don't think that your strategy would work for me or that my strategy would work for you.

    We all know the basics of your strategy, so I'll give you the tl;dr basics of mine. In the home/personal life arena, I want a group of women who like each other, get along with each other, live with each other and have quite a bit going on for themselves who live together as a family with me at the helm. In the work arena, I want to advance my own business interests to the point that my earnings are not directly, 1-to-1 tied to the amount that I work, so that I could take off work for a few weeks or even months and still make great earnings if I wanted to. Finally, I want fulfilling hobbies that are challenging enough to induce a flow-like state while being fun enough that I don't have to do too much mindless grinding.

    [/not trolling]
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    The main difference between us is that I've chosen a different strategy in life,
    I think the difference is that you chose a strategy. I didn't, I just don't want to work away my life in a shit job to do my bit to prop up a system that I loathe. I'd rather be poor and waste my life away doing nothing. I wouldn't call that a strategy, rather a lack of one.
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    My teachers at school when I was around 8 told me that I had a bright future as an accountant, because I was easily the most gifted at maths in my year.

    Thank fuck that didn't come good. I'd probably be hating life with a woman I can't stand, kids that I can't bring myself to walk out on, and I'd have to go and do fucking numbers on a daily basis to continue the life of misery. But, here I am, at 4am, rolling another joint. Tomorrow the most stressful thing I will do is shave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    False.
    I think ongie is mostly awesome most of the time and mostly not sucky most of the time, too.
    How dare you attempt to disprove me by not hating on me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    My teachers at school when I was around 8 told me that I had a bright future as an accountant, because I was easily the most gifted at maths in my year.

    Thank fuck that didn't come good. I'd probably be hating life with a woman I can't stand, kids that I can't bring myself to walk out on, and I'd have to go and do fucking numbers on a daily basis to continue the life of misery. But, here I am, at 4am, rolling another joint. Tomorrow the most stressful thing I will do is shave.
    my closest childhood friend is an accountant. his job is easy, enjoyable, and pays well. they dont do much math in accounting. it's more like speaking a language. the narrative you have is one you believe, not necessarily one that reflects reality.
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    You don't need to be good at maths to be an accountant.
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    I guess we all try to rationalise and justify the decisions we make and the position we're in. Could you imagine how depressing it must be to acknowledge that you made a ton of mistakes, hate where you are and what you do, it's too late to do anything about it and it's all your fault.
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    And why would you be with a woman you can't stand? If you had a job you'd be less undesirable and would have improved options with women.
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    I mean you'd think a desire to get laid would motivate you to do something. I mean, when you're watching porn, which I guess you do a lot, aren't you just desperately jealous that such a huge chunk of the male population is getting to do those things in reality which you just watch on a screen and lust over?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rong View Post
    I mean you'd think a desire to get laid would motivate you to do something. I mean, when you're watching porn, which I guess you do a lot, aren't you just desperately jealous that such a huge chunk of the male population is getting to do those things in reality which you just watch on a screen and lust over?
    Jealous? No. Of course I miss sex, I'd be lying if I said I didn't. But it's not a strong motivation for me. I'm obviously aware that I'm single because I have no assets, ambition or prospects. But I'm in no hurry to change.

    I'm not lonely. I think it's important to point out I have a female friend who I'm very close to, we've been close for 20 years now. I think it's fair to say we love each other, even if there's no romance. If I need someone to talk to, or just chill with, I have her, and I always will, simply because our relationship is not complicated.

    Could you imagine how depressing it must be to acknowledge that you made a ton of mistakes...
    I've never looked at life like that. I've made "mistakes", of course I have, and I have no problem accepting my mistakes. But I'm also happy, so it's hard to think that these mistakes were indeed mistakes. Maybe other choices would have led me on a path to unhappiness.

    Also, maybe we don't make the choices we think we do. Maybe it was all set in motion when the big bang went off, and we're merely observers drifitng through life.

    I'm not the kind of person to sit there wallowing in my own self pity. Maybe that's why I can be single for 6 years and still be happy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rong View Post
    You don't need to be good at maths to be an accountant.
    This is true
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    One thing I would say ong, I'm jealous of the simplicity of your life. I imagine you have no real stress whatsoever. I on the other hand am probably due a heart attack in the near future.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rong View Post
    One thing I would say ong, I'm jealous of the simplicity of your life. I imagine you have no real stress whatsoever. I on the other hand am probably due a heart attack in the near future.
    If I had a happy family and lived in a nice part of the country, I'd sit here and say the stress is worth it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    I'd probably be hating life with a woman I can't stand, kids that I can't bring myself to walk out on, and I'd have to go and do fucking numbers on a daily basis to continue the life of misery.
    You know this is all BS, right?
    You're talking like you would be making a decision that you can never undo and that it will eat away at your desire to achieve happiness in any capacity.

    A) That's not how jobs work.
    B) If anything makes you feel that way, I suggest you make extra efforts to eliminate it from your life, no matter how old you are.
    C) Olds are people, too.
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    I just want to say two things about this discussion regarding OngBonga's motivations, sex, etc:

    1. Studying game would fit in perfectly with what he has going on right now and allow him to pull decent-looking women regularly without having to change anything significant about himself or spend any money.

    2. Relationship game is all about preventing the type of scenario he described where he feels trapped with a woman he hates and the kids, etc.

    It also helps tremendously in the career/work situation and not being miserable, etc., as well.

    Basically, studying game and TRP principles would improve every aspect of his life without him having to change who he is as a person, which is the point.
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    Hey so I'm totally going to wave my dick around here, but if you search Google for casino writer (with no quotes), the only two things that beat me are Nicholas Pileggi (who wrote the classic mob movie Casino), and indeed.com, which is the largest job searching website running today in most industries.
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    You do realize google results are not universal, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    You do realize google results are not universal, right?
    I wasn't interested in looking at spoon's dick, but then you posted this and I checked.

    He's right, third, behind wiki and indeed. Haha Eddleman, funny surname.
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    Oh, wow, my bad.. I ctrl+F'd "Jesse" and "Eddleman" and nothing popped up.

    Are Google results universal? I swear they stopped being so at some point?

    Also, is .065/word a standardish rate? Seems low?
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    Oh, wow, my bad.. I ctrl+F'd "Jesse" and "Eddleman" and nothing popped up.

    Are Google results universal? I swear they stopped being so at some point?

    Also, is .065/word a standardish rate? Seems low?
    They are universal unless you have localized results enabled, or vice versa. The general gist of the ratings stays about the same, especially at the upper end. A lot of this is to make it more difficult for marketers to accurately check rankings for specific keywords so it's harder to figure out how to game the system (SEO, etc.) Also, it's been proven that they randomize the results to a degree from time to time for the same reasons. It's actually an extremely interesting topic that would probably need its own thread because there's just such a ridiculously large amount of shit that goes into it.

    Regarding the rates, the industry average is less than half of that. This isn't like writing for some "glossy" style publication where you might write one piece a week for $1,500 a pop or whatever. The amount of time I spend per word is a lot lower than the amount someone writing for that type of audience would spend per word. I'd rather not talk about exact numbers in public, but I'll PM you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    Hey so I'm totally going to wave my dick around here, but if you search Google for casino writer (with no quotes), the only two things that beat me are Nicholas Pileggi (who wrote the classic mob movie Casino), and indeed.com, which is the largest job searching website running today in most industries.
    Second result for me.

    I don't know how much business you expect your website to bring in but you should hire a specialist to go over it and organize it better for you. It's definitely a "good enough" site right now but you should have a contact page and calls to action pointing to that contact page for starters. You say you're running a special on pricing right now but you should have that more of a focus on the homepage than just bolding the text explaining it. Maybe hire a professional web content writer as well.

    I'm assuming you put the site together yourself since you're not unfamiliar with web languages iirc, so those would be a couple pretty inexpensive options that you could implement yourself which should result in more people contacting you because of the site.

    Some more images wouldn't hurt either. While your content is easy to read, the combination of your really simplistic theme and no images makes your site pretty forgettable for the browsing user since there's nothing visual that they can recall on it. It helps.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    Second result for me.

    I don't know how much business you expect your website to bring in but you should hire a specialist to go over it and organize it better for you. It's definitely a "good enough" site right now but you should have a contact page and calls to action pointing to that contact page for starters. You say you're running a special on pricing right now but you should have that more of a focus on the homepage than just bolding the text explaining it. Maybe hire a professional web content writer as well.

    I'm assuming you put the site together yourself since you're not unfamiliar with web languages iirc, so those would be a couple pretty inexpensive options that you could implement yourself which should result in more people contacting you because of the site.

    Some more images wouldn't hurt either. While your content is easy to read, the combination of your really simplistic theme and no images makes your site pretty forgettable for the browsing user since there's nothing visual that they can recall on it. It helps.
    I appreciate your suggestions. I haven't touched it in a while (at least a year?) except for the two "blog posts," which were repurposed content from other shit. The month for the pricing special on the homepage updates dynamically because I'm lazy. Revamping the whole thing is on my to-do list somewhere buried under 9001 other things.
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    My new screen saver...

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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    screen saver
    How very 80's of you.

    From what does your screen need saving? Burn-in hasn't been a thing in at least 2 forevers.

    BTW, the only true screen saver there ever was was to power down the monitor. Next after that is on and black. Anything after that is actually not functionally sensible, but people like their fish tanks, so ya know.

    Hint: Turning the pixels on and off is what eventually wears them out. Any static picture should be no more damaging than on and black, AFAIK.
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    I like having a screensaver when my comp is idle, I don't give a fuck what it is or isn't saving.
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    ongie hiding the fact that he's still using one o deez bad bois

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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    ongie hiding the fact that he's still using one o deez bad bois

    Remember the days when we used to sit in front of particle accelerators which were pointed right at us?
    You know... for entertainment?
    Good times.


    EDIT: That monitor almost definitely never had any chance of acquiring burn-in.

    Those early 4-color monitors were probably about the last ones that it mattered. I don't think it's been an issue for full color monitors. Maybe some really early ones, but the whole screen saver issue was largely solved by making better monitors before the software came along to help out.

    TL;DR: If you replaced a monitor that had burn-in, you probably replaced it with a monitor that was basically immune to burn-in.
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    Actually...

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    You probably have a 15,000+ Volt power source in that CRT. Also, a linear particle accelerator.
    I recommend leaving them alone unless you're into having fun with high-voltage power sources
    ...
    and safety.

    Safety first, actually.


    I love safety first, 'cause I always want to know what's next.
    It's probably a lot of fun.
  56. #20381
    I have a particle accelerator? Awesome.

    I think it's safety first, explosion second.
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    I flat out refuse to believe that ong doesn't have a flatscreen
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    I mean I haven't seen a crt monitor actually being used by someone for a good 6-7 years
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    one o me besties was using a crt within 5 yrs. he only got a flatty since his gf bought it. if she hadnt done that, he would still be using the crt. dude was elite level gamer on that bullshit too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luco View Post
    I flat out refuse to believe that ong doesn't have a flatscreen
    What, you mean because you can see that the power cord isn't plugged in, and you figured out that this monitor isn't currently in use?

    I hadn't noticed.
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    I have a flat screen, I just haven't got round to getting the right adapter to fit the port in the back of my shitty comp. So I use this fucking thing. Which is fine, because I have degauss. Who here has degauss?
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Which is fine, because I have degauss. Who here has degauss?
    We don't have degauss because our monitors don't acquire performance damaging defects through normal operation.


    The particle accelerator in a CRT shoots charged particles through a pair of capacitors, one horizontal and one vertical. The voltage across these 2 capacitors deflects the stream of particles, aiming it at the particular color spot on the inside of the glass. When the stream hits that spot, it glows a certain color.

    So there's a stream of charged particles being waved back and forth and up and down inside the CRT.

    Changing Electric fields cause changing magnetic fields. These changing fields can induce a semi-permanent magnet in the metal of the monitor's case. This "permanent" field also applies a deflecting force on the stream of charged particles, meaning that they may not hit their target pixel. This makes your monitor go all psychedelic.

    Degauss intentionally sends an AC current through the metal bits in the case. A DC current through a metal tends to magnetize it. This seems bad. The trick is to use AC, so that it's magnetizing it one way, then the other. The further trick is that you keep turning down the amplitude of the AC signal. So it magnetizes it one way, then slightly less in the opposite direction, and so on.

    The end result is that as the AC signal dies, the magnetism it induces in the metal is canceling the previous magnetism it put there, and always decreasing.
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    How interesting. At my old house, I used to have this monitor literally sat on top of a large speaker, so whenever I moved the monitor, I had to degauss to restore the colours. I was obviously aware that it was magnetism causing it, but never looked in depth. I never knew what degauss actually did, but it made a cool electric noise and made the screen wobble. Sadly I haven't actually had to do it for a long time because it's no longer sat on top of a magnet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luco View Post
    I mean I haven't seen a crt monitor actually being used by someone for a good 6-7 years
    The flatscreen I had up until a year ago wasn't even better than the CRT I had before that, but I switched for the cinematic feel of 16:10. Some CRT's were actually pretty damn awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    We don't have degauss because our monitors don't acquire performance damaging defects through normal operation.


    The particle accelerator in a CRT shoots charged particles through a pair of capacitors, one horizontal and one vertical. The voltage across these 2 capacitors deflects the stream of particles, aiming it at the particular color spot on the inside of the glass. When the stream hits that spot, it glows a certain color.

    So there's a stream of charged particles being waved back and forth and up and down inside the CRT.

    Changing Electric fields cause changing magnetic fields. These changing fields can induce a semi-permanent magnet in the metal of the monitor's case. This "permanent" field also applies a deflecting force on the stream of charged particles, meaning that they may not hit their target pixel. This makes your monitor go all psychedelic.

    Degauss intentionally sends an AC current through the metal bits in the case. A DC current through a metal tends to magnetize it. This seems bad. The trick is to use AC, so that it's magnetizing it one way, then the other. The further trick is that you keep turning down the amplitude of the AC signal. So it magnetizes it one way, then slightly less in the opposite direction, and so on.

    The end result is that as the AC signal dies, the magnetism it induces in the metal is canceling the previous magnetism it put there, and always decreasing.
    This is fucking awesome.
  66. #20391
    done my bimonthly catchup on this thread ,

    friends - only funny bits in that thread were the look on barmans face after guy had punched pillar and guy punching the other and him not ducking.Ong pretty much summed up what was wrong with program. If a program has to have canned laughter to show where its supposed to be funny you can pretty much know that its gonna be shit.Film it in front of live audience and you'll know whether he program is funny or not.

    ong's crt sat on speaker probably explains Ong thinking his drugs were causing psycadelic effect when he was listening to music.
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    ^^^^love it.
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    well my fat ass is down to 215. been lifting again consistently for maybe two months now. am really close to one-arm 90-degree isometric pull up, so by the time i get to goal weight of 185 at lowest, i should pretty easily have hit my goal of being able to do one-arm pull ups.
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    I think a lion/hyena dynamic would have been more fitting, what with them both being cunts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    well my fat ass is down to 215. been lifting again consistently for maybe two months now. am really close to one-arm 90-degree isometric pull up, so by the time i get to goal weight of 185 at lowest, i should pretty easily have hit my goal of being able to do one-arm pull ups.
    Nice!
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    Grats wuf. Keep it up!
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    Japan is so fucking cool.
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    Meanwhile, in India...

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