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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    jack can i borrow $50?
    'course you can! you need to be in some sort of drama though.
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    Cogito ergo sum

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    Jack,
    Don't interupt Swiggidy and 'rilla's man flirting
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    randomness back in the randomness thread:

    http://insideblog.easports.com/archi...en-nfl-10.aspx
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    Cogito ergo sum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    jack can i borrow $50?
    'course you can! you need to be in some sort of drama though.
    i am, i reaaaaaaaly need an 8 ball and i'm broke man
  8. #1283
    another find on ebay





    only 29.99+sh this time!!!
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    btw, ebay and shopping online in general is terribly addictive...
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    what vid is triptanes sig from? and who's the chick crossing her leg in the pics that make you lol thread?

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    "The highways in North Korea are huge and carless. Planes could land there. You can even see kids playing in the middle of the road. Security is a major problem because children and old people are not used to seeing cars, so they cross over the roads at any time, without watching out for oncoming traffic. The only cars you can see sometimes on highways are military ones, and most of them are stopped by the side of road, broken down. Or you can also see brand new Mercedes cars belonging to the North Korean officials passing by at very high speeds."
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    And, it continues.

    The allnew Wiki Gate

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    Cogito ergo sum

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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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  14. #1289
    wuf, thats some awesome randomness imo.
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    from rotten.com, not img tagging because some will get pissed. dunno if its fake, but the poster on a diff forum who posted this tends to know if something like this is fake. could be fake tho.

    nonetheless, OMGWTFINSANE, perhaps from a motorbike accident, maybe botched shotgun suicide. not going to research it, somebody else find out what it is and if its real imo

    GRUESOME NSFW http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m...orbike_126.jpg
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    dude.. the guy appears to still be alive and conscious in the pic.. no way its real..
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    its possible that the medical personnel did not want to induce unconsciousness due to complications. things like not being able to intubate, respiratory problems with unconsciousness, if the patient lied down blood could asphyxiate him, etc
  20. #1295
    holy fuck I hope that's not real


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    Pretty sure it's real. I read about that a long time ago. Forget what happened but I think where I got the info from was reliable. But this was when I was an internet n00b so I could be wrong.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    also, how's this for random:

    My Spring Break starts tomorrow. My wife and I were going to go skiing but found out it would cost like $2,000+ for like four days out there. She's the one that wanted to go, I was ok with it, but she finally wised up and thought it was too much money.

    Fast forward to today. Today I gave my kids a test over WWII. While they were taking it I decided to search around for cool shit to do (sporting events ftw). Being in Kansas City, we're limited in local stuff we can do so I started to branch out. St. Louis, Oklahoma City, Chicago, Denver, Cleveland, etc...all of those are basketball and/or hockey towns, so whatever...

    Then a light-bulb goes off in my head. I love baseball. WBC Classic. Miami.

    I run it by the wife and she loves it, she has a friend that lives in Miami that we'll stay with........


    We've not set it up yet but goddamn this would be sweet if it went down. Just talked to a friend and he has contacts in the Miami area, so maybe we'll find a place to stay that way.


    We'll see.


  23. #1298
    fucking ow.
    3k post - Return of the blog!
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    OMG 6 OT's and going strong
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    fuck no flights left to Miami tonight or tomorrow

    22+ hour drive after school today and a $60 flight home on Monday, we might do it still


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    Kansas, nice meltdown versus Baylor!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptanes
    Kansas, nice meltdown versus Baylor!
    fuck off A&M's was a lot worse
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    I throughly enjoyed watching UConn lose in the 6 OT's. Though I wish they woulda lost earlier so I coulda gotten some sleep.

    ?wut
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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    fuck no flights left to Miami tonight or tomorrow

    22+ hour drive after school today and a $60 flight home on Monday, we might do it still
    why don't you drive to st. louis?
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    fuck no flights left to Miami tonight or tomorrow

    22+ hour drive after school today and a $60 flight home on Monday, we might do it still
    why don't you drive to st. louis?
    yeah, checked St. Louis and Omaha and both have flights at about $500 apiece...Much cheaper to drive.

    I think we're heading out in about two hours, the drive is going to suck but hopefully it's worth it.


  31. #1306
    I cant see how he could possibly not have lost enough blood to be dead, much less pass out..

    but who knows, crazy shit happens..
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    wife and I made it to Miami for the WBC. the United States got the absolute piss beat out of them tonight. Peavy was literally throwing batting practice the first two innings, or so it seemed. every ball that was hit, even the outs, were hit HARD. The U.S. got run-ruled, fucking crazy.

    it was awesome being there although it was tough to enjoy it. my wife and I tried to figure out the percentage of enjoyment we were getting out of the game (as compared to what we SHOULD have gotten out of the game)......and it was probably about 60% at best. being stuck in a car trading off driving/sleeping will do that to you.

    good thing is, we have tonight to recoup, we'll go for a long run in the morning and then we get to hang out in Miami for two days.....we might go to the game tomorrow night but Sunday is a good going-out night supposedly, so we'll probably hook up with her friend (and all of her friends) and kick it.

    fucking random, I'm in Miami, FLA. woot, now I go to bed.


    p.s. we left the camera at the hotel so we have a bunch of shitty pictures on her phone. it's not like me to post a bunch of pics here, so I'm not worried about that, just ticked that we don't have good pics for ourselves. damn.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Quote Originally Posted by Triptanes
    Kansas, nice meltdown versus Baylor!
    fuck off A&M's was a lot worse
    don't you have to be good to have a meltdown? otherwise it's just expected.
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    Nice ride UG!!!!!!

    enjoy FLA!
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    goddamn ug, you're the man. say hi to the wife for me.
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    ok so it's all five girls and me, which is cool. we were hanging out in the bedroom and then two of the girls said they wanted to change into their going out clothes so they kicked me out, now I'm out here on the internet. wtf.


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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    p.s. we left the camera at the hotel so we have a bunch of shitty pictures on her phone.
    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    ok so it's all five girls and me
    Fix or ban
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  39. #1314
    wow

    ultimate hangover jeeeeeezus

    fuck hangovers goddamnteted they are teh motherfuckers




    random fact == I am in Miami, my wife is hot, I am with five fucking women and that's awesome but at the same time I want to blow my brains out. women are stupid btw.


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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    random fact == I am in Miami, my wife is hot, I am with five fucking women and that's awesome but at the same time I want to blow my brains out. women are stupid btw.
    Pics or ban
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  41. #1316
    random fact

    if you pass out on the beach for three hours you will get sun burned


    crazy shit


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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    random fact

    if youre a pasty white guy who passes out on the beach for three hours you will get sun burned


    crazy shit
    fyp
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    was just riding my bike, on my way back home from some errands, and I see some people gawking at something. So I slow down and turn to look and theres this huge plume of smoke. I bike around to the alley where its coming from, and this chevy pickup is engulfed in flames. Right as I pull up the fire engine rounds the corner; they setup and spray that shit.

    Pretty awesome randomness imo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvY7zv9St4w&feature=channel_page

    BEST DUNK EVAR
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    i love gym ass
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    i love gym ass
    That sounds so ridiculously amazingly gay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    OMG 6 OT's and going strong
    Holllaaaaaaaa. Flynn is my boy and cuse is going to final 4 this year.


    Also:

    You see it got this problem
    I need help tryna solve it
    Cause meeting after meeting and I'm still a cookie whore.
    You can hide them, Ima find them, on the counter, in the closet
    And I'll say I ain't do it with my face covered in chocolate
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    i love gym ass
    That sounds so ridiculously amazingly gay.
    yeah, looking at hot girls with great asses on the treadmill is extremely gay
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    i love gym ass
    That sounds so ridiculously amazingly gay.
    yeah, looking at hot girls with great asses on the treadmill is extremely gay
    And now we know where your mind starts and where Swiggidy's starts. Explains his man crush on Timmy Tebow doesn't it?
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    Maybe he thought Lukie meant to say, "I love jyms ass."


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    I think it's time for a demotivational poster contest:

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    i think i win most random thing so far:

    so max (massimo) and i are walking through downtown austin at the sxsw festival, and we see this chick. i was like dude she is from fairfield (our remote iowa hometown) im pretty sure. he says no, one thing leads to another and obv a bet ($20) is formed. so we go up to her and start talking to her and it turns out i was right, ship it holla.

    also when we got to the show we were trying to see one of the rappers on stage threw out a demo and it bounced off some dudes hand and hit me square in the forehead. it hurt, and i now look a little like gorbachev.
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    Random: Padma, the host from Top Chef works out at my gym and the gym is kinda ghetto. She looks hot running on the treadmill Yeaaaaah.

    I am thinking about moving to Honduras or Nicaragua or Costa Rica to work and travel for 6 months plus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    i love gym ass
    That sounds so ridiculously amazingly gay.
    yeah, looking at hot girls with great asses on the treadmill is extremely gay
    GAHHHHHHHHH

    I was hoping for some awesome hook-up story but instead I got a Lukie goes to the gym story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    I think it's time for a demotivational poster contest:

    Needs to be coupled with his Captain's Tweets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    I think it's time for a demotivational poster contest:

    Not everyone can afford cable
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    i love gym ass
    That sounds so ridiculously amazingly gay.
    yeah, looking at hot girls with great asses on the treadmill is extremely gay
    GAHHHHHHHHH

    I was hoping for some awesome hook-up story but instead I got a Lukie goes to the gym story.
    so i'm at the bar with my friend and we're seeing a bunch of old friends and catching up and what not. one chick who i've never seen really caught my eye. her friend comes up to me a bit later and says that girl thought you were really hot. i say aiiiiiight.

    they are outside by themselves, i think 3 girls (one of which i only remotely know) and 3 douchebags. so i go out there, and with the attitude of a restaurant owner greeting his best customers, i say, hey, how's everyone doing tonight?! i can't remember the whole convo, but i think i called somebody crazy, one thing lead to the next, and i'm talking to the hot girl inside and the douchebag she was with was, well, being a douchebag. so i got her number (discreetely) of course and went home by myself.

    the end.

    oh yeah, i called her, had her over my place later that week, put on some music, made margaritas (patron, cointreau, fresh squeezed lime) and then wham bam thank you ma'am
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    lukie playa is in the houuuuuse
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    its sad that most of you probably have never actually met lukie or heard him speak.. if you had, the quoted line would be so much funnier.

    i say, hey, how's everyone doing tonight?!
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    lukie you rule

    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    its sad that most of you probably have never actually met lukie or heard him speak.. if you had, the quoted line would be so much funnier.

    i say, hey, how's everyone doing tonight?!
    omg so true


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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    i think i win most random thing so far:

    so max (massimo) and i are walking through downtown austin at the sxsw festival, and we see this chick. i was like dude she is from fairfield (our remote iowa hometown) im pretty sure. he says no, one thing leads to another and obv a bet ($20) is formed. so we go up to her and start talking to her and it turns out i was right, ship it holla.

    also when we got to the show we were trying to see one of the rappers on stage threw out a demo and it bounced off some dudes hand and hit me square in the forehead. it hurt, and i now look a little like gorbachev.
    random:

    a couple years ago when i was actually good at poker, i used to play 5/10+ on stars. i played with empiremaker2 a lot. so i was in the bahamas and i just randomly saw him and we talked a bit. then, later that year, i randomly saw him outside of a club in vegas. wtffffffff
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    LOL, what the fuck

    A woman was trying to find out if her boyfriend had any kiddy porn on her laptop so she brought the computer to the cops. Instead, they found video of her fucking her dog and arrested her. So yeah, I’d mark that one down as a loss.
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    ahahahahaha what the fuck


    hint: the wordsensor is active in the above sentence
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    a couple years ago when i was actually good at poker, i used to play 5/10+ on stars.
    yeah seriously Lukie, what the fuck happened to you?
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    Paris Hilton has size 11 feet.
  73. #1348
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Paris Hilton has size 11 feet.
    nice catch.

    but she is so not hot.. she looks like a fucking martian.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    i think i win most random thing so far:

    so max (massimo) and i are walking through downtown austin at the sxsw festival, and we see this chick. i was like dude she is from fairfield (our remote iowa hometown) im pretty sure. he says no, one thing leads to another and obv a bet ($20) is formed. so we go up to her and start talking to her and it turns out i was right, ship it holla.

    also when we got to the show we were trying to see one of the rappers on stage threw out a demo and it bounced off some dudes hand and hit me square in the forehead. it hurt, and i now look a little like gorbachev.
    random:

    a couple years ago when i was actually good at poker, i used to play 5/10+ on stars. i played with empiremaker2 a lot. so i was in the bahamas and i just randomly saw him and we talked a bit. then, later that year, i randomly saw him outside of a club in vegas. wtffffffff
    that is pretty crazy, although it doesn't top what happened to us last night! we were going into a gas station to buy ear plugs and these 2 guys that we also went to h.s. with yelled my name. so that was fucking nuts to run into them, but also as we were headed to a show way the fuck away from downtown and we walk by their car and they jump out like ninjas and randomly run into them again.

    also after the show was done it was 2 am and we couldnt find a cab for an hour. mother fuckers with their lights on werent picking us up. anyways when we finally found one the driver really liked us so he gave us his bat line. his business card just says BART in red print and a phone number.
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