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  1. #12901
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    ITS NOT ALREADY SAW IT!

    ITS SEENT IT!
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    nose breather - either does not run his ceiling fan during the winter or runs it such that the air is directed upwards towards the ceiling, circulating the warmer air down the walls and throughout the room

    mouth breather - runs his ceiling fan during the winter facing down, creating an unwanted artificial breeze while circulating the colder air near the floor
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    wufbreather - fan on face. always
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    fan on full blast always
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    i'd say the only perk of being a mod on ftr is being able to see all you hidden users out there
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  7. #12907
    Bikes cranks the A/C to 11, always and forever.

    This is insane--> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQlQQDP6hNY
  8. #12908
    map is wicked cool yo. see where the population and demographics live in America

    http://demographics.coopercenter.org/DotMap/index.html
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    I only recognize six of those and it feels like an archievement.
    The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.
  10. #12910
    I got 2.
  11. #12911
    eleven
  12. #12912
    Wiff wins this round. Beard is gone.

    FOR NOW
  13. #12913
    At first I thought you had lost a battlesex session. I was sad for you
  14. #12914
    I've only lost that twice. Daughter is 6mo now so last loss was 15 months ago.
  15. #12915
    welp i can add getting back into a locked router without knowing what the fuck i was doing to the list of shit i'm able to do now.

    oh, and making sure the settings were fixed correctly.

    why did the router lock everything out you ask? because boyfran tried to add his 3dsXL game or something to the stuff. i don't even know because all i know is 1)figure out how to fix situation, 2)fix it, 3)tell whoever fucked it up not to fuck it up again.

    also my therapist diagnosed me with PMDD. it's the time of month where i want to rip peoples face off and feed it to them, yet i still get shit done. i also cried over a cute kitten video, some commercial, got angry at a sheet, and ate way too much food that made no sense to eat together.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    test reply
  17. #12917
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    Watch.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJkSQaxByjA



    Laugh.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZBWfmdm-as

    edit: jyms becomes FM, the F he Ms starts choking on embedded youtube videos. Just saying...
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    WHERE IS MY COOL USERNAME COLOR? OR AM I A COMMON PLEB NOW?
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    werewolf mods need their own special color
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    WHERE IS MY COOL USERNAME COLOR? OR AM I A COMMON PLEB NOW?
    http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...editusergroups

    you can choose which group you identify as.
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    totally joining zey germans
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    also ty gmml this is some legit stuffs
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Watch.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJkSQaxByjA



    Laugh.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZBWfmdm-as

    edit: jyms becomes FM, the F he Ms starts choking on embedded youtube videos. Just saying...

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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...editusergroups

    you can choose which group you identify as.
    oops mebbe i should not have done this i wanted red name too
  25. #12925
    if i dont get my very own color im leaving forever
  26. #12926
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    Bai wuf

    ?wut
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    reminds me of when I crack a beer that's been left in the freezer too long.
  28. #12928
    There is something else in the works, but demanding it might forfeit you from getting it, because I am that much of a bitch
  29. #12929
    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    There is something else in the works, but demanding it might forfeit you from getting it, because I am that much of a bitch
  30. #12930
    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    Bai wuf
    u should come with me. we'll start up our own forum where you bitch about things and i explain why you bitch about things
  31. #12931
    since when is MMM a mod?
  32. #12932
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    Quote Originally Posted by eugmac View Post
    since when is MMM a mod?
    Wassamatter? You jelly?

    Check out the Open Face Chinese Poker forum sometime... play some OFC on FTR against your friends or against WAZZUP, FTR's computer opponent. You can try out Pineapple OFC, which is a twist on the original with faster gameplay and higher chance of scoring royalties.

    Don't know the rules, check this out.
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  33. #12933
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    if i dont get my very own color im leaving forever
    hi, i'm wufwugy.
  34. #12934
    inb4 bikes dies from dehydration from climaxing too hard
  35. #12935
    FABULOUS!
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    Pasty white people shouldn't wear pink. That should be obv.
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    im black
  38. #12938
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    Updating group,

    cause you know, I want to belong to something

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    Jack-high straight flush motherfucker is gone!

    edit 2: font formatting?
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    Things are weird. Don't like change.
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    Change is gone. Better.
    I'm the king of bongo, baby I'm the king of bongo bong.
  41. #12941
    omg sweet jesus how do i make my name pink?!

    also - the new hobbit movie was bad ass as fuck.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Is this thing on?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    omg sweet jesus how do i make my name pink?!
    Looks like threatening GMML that you'll leave the forum "forever" is one method.

    You might need to quickly spam 12,000 posts to match his post count in order for that threat to carry as much meaning, though.

    In your favor, you repeatedly post professional quality lady-pics, and claim it's you, so y'know... I'd play off that angle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post

    I love this show so much.

    "I gotta drop the bomb, Morty. Clean slate. New beginnings."

    "You can shoot them, Morty. They're robots." One of them dies a gory death pleading to his wife and kids, "they're not robots." "They're bureaucrats, is what I meant."

    When the dog says he would do anything for his human, "Would they do the same for us?" "We are not them. We are not them."

    Shows by Dan Harmon, and I am in love with that twisted mind of his.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    Looks like threatening GMML that you'll leave the forum "forever" is one method.

    You might need to quickly spam 12,000 posts to match his post count in order for that threat to carry as much meaning, though.

    In your favor, you repeatedly post professional quality lady-pics, and claim it's you, so y'know... I'd play off that angle.
    I hope I made it clear I was joking. Maybe people don't click embedded text anymore

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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    I hope I made it clear I was joking. Maybe people don't click embedded text anymore
    It was clear. I did.
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    I just ate venison for the first time. Posh restaurant, served rare. Delicious.
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    I understand the function and necessity of weight classes in strength and combat sports, but if you really think about it, the weight classes/cutting somewhat defeats the whole idea of being really strong and/or tough. (weight and strength having a pretty strong correlation)

    No better solution here. All I know is that I can't take a 125 lb. (~57kg) male professional fighter seriously.
  49. #12949
    they all cut like 10% of water, so it evens out
  50. #12950
    Quote Originally Posted by rong View Post
    I just ate venison for the first time. Posh restaurant, served rare. Delicious.
    Venison's dear isn't it?

    For some reason I always feel compelled to make crappy word puns on internet forums that don't make sense when written down. For some reason I think that makes them funny when usually they aren't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie View Post
    I understand the function and necessity of weight classes in strength and combat sports, but if you really think about it, the weight classes/cutting somewhat defeats the whole idea of being really strong and/or tough. (weight and strength having a pretty strong correlation)

    No better solution here. All I know is that I can't take a 125 lb. (~57kg) male professional fighter seriously.
    An alternate solution is height classes.
  52. #12952
    i prefer height classes

    there would be a whole lot more ko's because everybody would be heavier and have more power behind the punches
  53. #12953
    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    Looks like threatening GMML that you'll leave the forum "forever" is one method.

    You might need to quickly spam 12,000 posts to match his post count in order for that threat to carry as much meaning, though.

    In your favor, you repeatedly post professional quality lady-pics, and claim it's you, so y'know... I'd play off that angle.
    But, I spam post enough with random bullshit - and this is why I'm on the randomness thread so much.

    I got a large pizza with 8 toppings for 11 bucks today. Fuck yes pizza coupon code things.
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  54. #12954
    i fully support capital punishment for people responsible for these photoshops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ImSavy View Post
    Venison's dear isn't it?

    For some reason I always feel compelled to make crappy word puns on internet forums that don't make sense when written down. For some reason I think that makes them funny when usually they aren't.
    unsurprisingly this was said in the restaurant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Watch.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJkSQaxByjA



    Laugh.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZBWfmdm-as

    edit: jyms becomes FM, the F he Ms starts choking on embedded youtube videos. Just saying...
    Wow these are amazing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ImSavy View Post
    Venison's dear isn't it?
  58. #12958
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    i fully support capital punishment for people responsible for these photoshops.

    they should be highly fined, even higher if the person is against that shit, which this actress is.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  59. #12959
    Speaking of deer meat - a few people my Dad is friends with hook him up with the meat because he makes some bad ass fucking deer jerky and sausage. He gave my brother a chunk of a back strap from a deer, and my brother soaked it in apple juice for 36 hours, his wife rubbed it down with some salt and garlic mixture, then they wrapped it in bacon, then grilled it. It was pretty much a country type of filet minion. Then they did the same with another piece of meat as well.

    Apparently it's good. Oh, and apparently my Dad got ahold of a Trinidad scorpion pepper thing and made some jerky for my brother cause he likes really hot food. I can't even eat jerky cause the fucking braces. I'm missing out, because just smelling of the jerky in a bag is like smelling heaven.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    Speaking of deer meat - a few people my Dad is friends with hook him up with the meat because he makes some bad ass fucking deer jerky and sausage. He gave my brother a chunk of a back strap from a deer, and my brother soaked it in apple juice for 36 hours, his wife rubbed it down with some salt and garlic mixture, then they wrapped it in bacon, then grilled it. It was pretty much a country type of filet minion. Then they did the same with another piece of meat as well.

    Apparently it's good. Oh, and apparently my Dad got ahold of a Trinidad scorpion pepper thing and made some jerky for my brother cause he likes really hot food. I can't even eat jerky cause the fucking braces. I'm missing out, because just smelling of the jerky in a bag is like smelling heaven.
    TASTY
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    HELLO LIPBITES


    ?wut
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    she's trying too hard imo
  63. #12963
    fear. anger. sadness. confusion. disappointed.

    fuck, emotions are hard.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    mouser trying to save his friend from death! =(

    ?wut
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    [x] random
    [ ] looks real
    [x] might actually be real
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    It reminds me of Cartman riding on Cthulu.
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    d'aw poor mousey and poor mousey fran


    so uh, does anyone have any tips on dealing with very deep rooted anger that you've never truly dealt with before? been trying the meditation thing on this, and it's not even getting close to even effecting it. the only thing that really helps at all seems to be talking to boyfran and feeling supported emotionally. but holy fuck, anger.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    d'aw poor mousey and poor mousey fran


    so uh, does anyone have any tips on dealing with very deep rooted anger that you've never truly dealt with before? been trying the meditation thing on this, and it's not even getting close to even effecting it. the only thing that really helps at all seems to be talking to boyfran and feeling supported emotionally. but holy fuck, anger.
    Try this

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    this video is 1000x better if you imagine them staring at your penis instead.

    ty reddit.

    I SEEN'T IT

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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    Try this

    kinda' past that whole 'kill myself' stage, so uh, no thanks.
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    There is some truly fucked up shit going on in the world.

    Think about that the next time you have a bout of first world problems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    d'aw poor mousey and poor mousey fran


    so uh, does anyone have any tips on dealing with very deep rooted anger that you've never truly dealt with before? been trying the meditation thing on this, and it's not even getting close to even effecting it. the only thing that really helps at all seems to be talking to boyfran and feeling supported emotionally. but holy fuck, anger.
    Weed works for me, although you seem to have a more active imagination than I do, so it might just make things worse.

    Chilling music. Healthy diet. People around you who love you. Doing things that you enjoy, like walking or watching chick flicks or whatever. Maybe even take up a martial art so you have an outlet for your anger. Or a sport, like tennis or hockey where you wear a nice skirt.

    Shit sorry about that, I was doing so well.
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    ongies gonna ong
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Weed works for me, although you seem to have a more active imagination than I do, so it might just make things worse.

    Chilling music. Healthy diet. People around you who love you. Doing things that you enjoy, like walking or watching chick flicks or whatever. Maybe even take up a martial art so you have an outlet for your anger. Or a sport, like tennis or hockey where you wear a nice skirt.

    Shit sorry about that, I was doing so well.
    I have a pretty good reaction to weed, tbh.

    I've been playing WoW, so maybe me killing things in a video game helps? IDK - the only thing that helped me yesterday was talking to boyfran, and him being like, "it's actually good you feel this way, it means you're dealing with it now.". I am just not a huge fan of feeling like I could 100% be okay with destroying another human, no matter if they deserve it or not.

    Oddly enough, tennis was the only sport in school I slightly enjoyed. But seeing as how it's 40 degrees outside fuck that.

    skirts > pants though. Don't be sorry, I thought it was funny. At least it wasn't, "maybe you should bake some cookies, it'll help you feel better!11!!"
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Spending time with your bf sounds like the best way for you to deal with this, he seems like an understanding guy. You just need to focus your attention on things that make you happy. You're never going to stop thinking about the things that make you angry, the key is to think about it and not get angry, to just accept it's part of who you are, how it helps shape the person that you've become, the person who your bf has fallen for, the awesome funny girl who everyone in the commune loves.
    I lived in foster homes and kids homes up until I was 16, I was an angry little shit but that all changed when I left school and starting hanging out with the skateboarders at college. I dunno if weed played a part in calming me down, or if it was the right friends. What I do know is that I was finally able to focus on things that made me happy, rather than what made me unhappy, and slowly I became less and less angry within. I realise your shit is gonna be a lot harder to deal with, but I honestly think that happiness is a choice, that you can choose how to emotionally react to what goes on in your head. If you're angry with someone who has hurt you in the past, change that anger to pity, be glad you are not that person, that you are a caring person who wouldn't want to deliberately put someone through what you had to go through.

    Spend as much time as possible with people who you care about and I would hope you find it pretty difficult to remain angry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Spending time with your bf sounds like the best way for you to deal with this, he seems like an understanding guy. You just need to focus your attention on things that make you happy. You're never going to stop thinking about the things that make you angry, the key is to think about it and not get angry, to just accept it's part of who you are, how it helps shape the person that you've become, the person who your bf has fallen for, the awesome funny girl who everyone in the commune loves.
    I lived in foster homes and kids homes up until I was 16, I was an angry little shit but that all changed when I left school and starting hanging out with the skateboarders at college. I dunno if weed played a part in calming me down, or if it was the right friends. What I do know is that I was finally able to focus on things that made me happy, rather than what made me unhappy, and slowly I became less and less angry within. I realise your shit is gonna be a lot harder to deal with, but I honestly think that happiness is a choice, that you can choose how to emotionally react to what goes on in your head. If you're angry with someone who has hurt you in the past, change that anger to pity, be glad you are not that person, that you are a caring person who wouldn't want to deliberately put someone through what you had to go through.

    Spend as much time as possible with people who you care about and I would hope you find it pretty difficult to remain angry.
    d'awe, dose feels. Thank you, even though I'm sure not everyone in the commune feels the same, which is understandable since I can be annoying.

    I was doing pretty good with anger, then I learned some news and fucking raged. I guess that plus being all hormonal cause wimmenz stuff has made it extremely holy fuck. Lol, oh, and my therapist diagnosed me with PMDD, which from what I've read is PMS on steroids. It's so fucking weird how after I've integrated shit is like a billion times more intense, but it makes sense. With me it's like, flashbacks and shit and it eats at me, but uh, yeah.

    In other news - I keep getting my ass handed to me in WoW, and it makes me want to throw my laptop.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.

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