Randomness thread, part two.

[Chelle]

im at the beach till sunday, yay for me

[Galapogos]

I currently have a 48-year-old student teacher from hell. Things are not going well. She's batshit insane crazy, she's not very good in the classroom, her interpersonal skills are awful, she doesn't take constructive criticism well, she's a pathological liar, she's a smoker and stinks (with coffee breath thrown in), doesn't have a clue what it takes to be a good teacher, and seems to be doing this to only get a degree with no future aspirations to teach.

It's Friday, though, so life is good.....but somebody post something cool to cheer me the fuck up.

Post pics of her for non-biased advice on how to handle this situation please.

[a500lbgorilla]

My father just called to tell me he won 2 guns in a raffle at his gun club. Which makes it at least 4 of those raffles that he's won. He said something about winning a semi-automatic .22 assault rifle type thing and a .45 pistol. None of his friends have won anything.

No idea how he doesn't enjoy playing poker.

[Micro2Macro]

my ex gf and I got into a fight and she yelled at me . she then told me to go have sex with my previous ex gf, so i kindly followed her instructions and called up my ex . unfortunately she did not stick around to watch the excitement via live webcam, though it was offered.

also, I'm having lasagna for dinner, nom.

[Micro2Macro]

no I will not post pics itt.

[a500lbgorilla]

Then you and your stories are meaningless!

[Micro2Macro]

hit me up in IRC for pikes!

[Lukie]

no I will not post pics itt.

great, the webcam is even better.

[boost]

hey lukie, sup?

[Micro2Macro]

2131 posts and I ditch the old avatar...this one better describes me when it comes to poker though.

[wufwugy]

if its not tits it dont matter

[BennyLaRue]

if its not tits it dont matter

Ahem.

[Chelle]

paranormal activity is funny and stupid.

[swiggidy]

I got my windshield replaced a couple months ago. There was a handprint in the middle so I washed the window and didn't think of it. Guess it's the daylight savings time (sun shining through windshield) I saw it again last week, washed the windows again over the weekend, but it's still there.

All I can figure is it somehow got on the material that's in the middle of the glass to make it shatter proof. So now I have a permanent handprint in the middle of my window, FML.

[a500lbgorilla]

Is it in a high-fiveable shape and location? Because I could easily turn this into a daily win.

[bigred]

Is it in a high-fiveable shape and location? Because I could easily turn this into a daily win.

hahahahahahaha

[bode]

Is it in a high-fiveable shape and location? Because I could easily turn this into a daily win.

glass half full always wins

[frosst]

I got my windshield replaced a couple months ago. There was a handprint in the middle so I washed the window and didn't think of it. Guess it's the daylight savings time (sun shining through windshield) I saw it again last week, washed the windows again over the weekend, but it's still there.

All I can figure is it somehow got on the material that's in the middle of the glass to make it shatter proof. So now I have a permanent handprint in the middle of my window, FML.

wash the other side of the glass?

[bigred]

Was shopping in the super market today and saw Ed Hardy wine....really?

[JKDS]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/lets-play-nicolas-cage/

1st half, some guy critiques a nicolas cage movie...who the fuck cares.

2nd half, OMFG THE NICOLAS CAGE GAME EPICNESS

[flomo]

that is the hand print of Jesus and he wants you you to sell it on Ebay

[boost]

god... I already know this, stop rubbing it in...

Ill never be president..

Doesn't matter, you're black...

ship it.

[Ash256]

Anyone who's into nature shows really ought to watch "Life" in HD (available at the usual sources by searching Life 2009 or Life 720p).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_(BBC_TV_series)

[givememyleg]

‹^›{ô¿ô}‹^›

[givememyleg]

Anyone who's into nature shows really ought to watch "Life" in HD (available at the usual sources by searching Life 2009 or Life 720p).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_(BBC_TV_series)

nice attempting to find a good torrent now

[givememyleg]

hmm i fail at torrents, it's going .1 k/s... if anyone has a sexy torrent wanna pm meeeee?

[wufwugy]

THEYRE MAKING A ROME MOVIE YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

LUCIUS VORENUS GONNA BE BACK BITCHES

[Chelle]

i feel fat.

[Luco]

I hate the chairs at college. They pretty much force me to keep my knees together, which as a guy I hate because it makes my balls stick to my thighs. I'm not switching to briefs either.

[frosst]

THEYRE MAKING A ROME MOVIE YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

LUCIUS VORENUS GONNA BE BACK BITCHES

niceee ( in borat voice) also, just heard a sears commercial and the guy on there said "ship it"

[Lukie]

I was at a wake earlier and a couple hours in, there was a 'short' prayer service. low and behold, the speaker and the entire crowd started chanting something about mary being full of grace, over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

apparantly it was called the rosary.

[wufwugy]

I would rather give a hobo $1k than attend a wake for 5 minutes

[BooG690]

I would rather give a hobo $1k than attend a wake for 5 minutes

Challenge.

[Lukie]

I would rather give a hobo $1k than attend a wake for 5 minutes

that sounds more than a little selfish

[Lukie]

I would rather give a hobo $1k than attend a wake for 5 minutes

that sounds more than a little selfish

hmmm, maybe not

holy god am i tired

[bigspenda73]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF3L359yKjs

[wufwugy]

Ray Comfort is a dicksuck; no offense to actual dicksucks. People made some hilarious videos remixing his banana retardation, but as always they get deleted because the only thing xtians know how to do is pretend like they're being persecuted and in turn do their own oppression

[UG]

My student-teacher was kicked out of her teaching program today because she was so shitty (as a person and student-teacher). This is a good thing, because now I have my classes back. I'm excited to be back with my students, my students are happy I'm coming back. It's a bad thing, though, because now I have to pick up the pieces and pretty much reteach everything she fucked up on.

Good riddance.

[Lukie]

My student-teacher was kicked out of her teaching program today because she was so shitty (as a person and student-teacher). This is a good thing, because now I have my classes back. I'm excited to be back with my students, my students are happy I'm coming back. It's a bad thing, though, because now I have to pick up the pieces and pretty much reteach everything she fucked up on.

Good riddance.

a teacher actually has to teach.

i feel so bad for you ug

[Saint]

Word Origin & History

sandwich

1762, said to be an allusion to John Montagu (1718-92), Fourth Earl Sandwich, who was said to be an inveterate gambler who ate slices of cold meat between bread at the gaming table during marathon sessions rather than get up for a proper meal (this account dates to 1770)




LOL-ocaust..
what a trooper

[BooG690]

Word Origin & History

sandwich

1762, said to be an allusion to John Montagu (1718-92), Fourth Earl Sandwich, who was said to be an inveterate gambler who ate slices of cold meat between bread at the gaming table during marathon sessions rather than get up for a proper meal (this account dates to 1770)




LOL-ocaust..
what a trooper

/thread

[BennyLaRue]

THEYRE MAKING A ROME MOVIE YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

LUCIUS VORENUS GONNA BE BACK BITCHES

Source?

[wufwugy]

http://www.mania.com/mckidd-talks-ro...le_119029.html

[spoonitnow]

i feel fat.

you're stupid

[wufwugy]

So now she's fat and stupid. I like your style

Rule of thumb: for every nice thing a bf/husband does for his gf/wife, he should do two mean things. This is the only way to be sure that she'll remain interested

[Warpe]

^^^^
most likely to be subject to a restraining order

[boost]

wuf kisses his gif, then snatches her purse, takes all the money, and proceeds to hit her repeatedly in the face with a closed fist.

gtd that bitch aint goin nowhere, amirite wuf?

[givememyleg]

page 80, u/o how long til page 100?

[a500lbgorilla]

20 more pages, i'd bet.

[wufwugy]

wuf kisses his gif, then snatches her purse, takes all the money, and proceeds to hit her repeatedly in the face with a closed fist.

gtd that bitch aint goin nowhere, amirite wuf?

open palm

it's about the little things

[boost]

wuf kisses his gif, then snatches her purse, takes all the money, and proceeds to hit her repeatedly in the face with a closed fist.

gtd that bitch aint goin nowhere, amirite wuf?

open palm

it's about the little things

as she fails to feel knuckles landing on her face, but instead feels the supple flesh of your palm shes surely thinking, "he really does love me!"

[Galapogos]

page 80, u/o how long til page 100?

20 more pages, i'd bet.

Haha

[givememyleg]

pffft, lame humor that makes fish laugh

[boost]

pffft, lame humor that makes fish laugh

nice, two homos with one curb..

[givememyleg]

i'll reward 1,000 pennies to anyone who can find this hoodie for sale on the internets - it says "Pabst Mountain Sports"

[givememyleg]

pffft, lame humor that makes fish laugh

nice, two homos with one curb..

STOMP

[givememyleg]

C'MON FOLKS, ONE THOUSAND PENNIES!

[a500lbgorilla]

Are you sure the tshirt isnt just some optical illusion or camera trick?

[bikes]

Do we get the pennies mailed to us?

[gabe]

pffft, lame humor that makes fish laugh

[UG]

goddamn going skiing is going to be expensive if my wife is able to talk me into it

[Galapogos]

jym's avatar seems especially 'rilla-esque for some reason and fakes me out every time.

[bode]

asparagus piss always catches me off guard

[spoonitnow]

[a500lbgorilla]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsikP...ture=topvideos

wuf, you need to lock Tifa down asap.

[boost]

why cant I delete someone as a friend on facebook?

[mcatdog]

So I was driving through southern Illinois on my way to my mom and dad's for Thanksgiving. Illinois is easily the most boring state in the US to drive across, but the Giant Cross is on the way which always makes me snicker when I pass it.



Little did I know, danger was lurking nearby. For most Americans, the day before Thanksgiving is a day of relaxation, but the only people who work hard are airplane pilots, and apparently, the Illinois State Highway Patrol. The highway was so empty and there were so many cops on motorcycles that I actually think there were more cops than cars on the road.



Sure enough, two of these motherfuckers were waiting for me just as I came over a hill and coasted down the completely empty highway at 80 MPH, and slowed down as soon as I saw them but it was too late.

Tomorrow is a day for giving thanks, but today I'd like to say RIP to my perfect driving record and super-cheap insurance rates that died today in Jesusville Illinois.

[UG]

damn that sucks mcat, but I'm sure you can double it or something to make it a minor violation that won't show up to insurance though. most states are that way, you just pay a fine and it goes to a non-moving violation...

[wufwugy]

they say a good lawyer can make just about any traffic violation go away

[boost]

they say a good lawyer can make just about any traffic violation go away

this is true, but for a first violation it would be silly to pay even a cheap lawyer. When you havent had a violation in a certain amount of time theres pretty much always an option to pay a higher fine and get a few months of probation and then they wont put it on your record.

[jyms]

http://foodporndaily.com/

This is what happens to your internet pron activities after two months of chicken breast, whey protein and eggs.

[wufwugy]

this could turn out to be possibly the best poker news since early 2007

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/15...mation-642505/

[boost]

this could turn out to be possibly the best poker news since early 2007

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/15...mation-642505/

sweeet


even thought I know it will almost surely never go back to the way it once was, this does offer a glimmer of hope.

[wufwugy]

this could turn out to be possibly the best poker news since early 2007

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/15...mation-642505/

sweeet


even thought I know it will almost surely never go back to the way it once was, this does offer a glimmer of hope.

Well, it will never go back to what it once was because of people making bank off of schooling regs like Taylor Caby and because of dumbasses posting strategy on 2p2 thinking they're doing themselves a favor

But yeah softening current markets or opening up more is a good thing if for no other reason than a more user friendly environment

[mcatdog]

this is true, but for a first violation it would be silly to pay even a cheap lawyer. When you havent had a violation in a certain amount of time theres pretty much always an option to pay a higher fine and get a few months of probation and then they wont put it on your record.

Yeah, I looked it up and since I haven't gotten a ticket in one year I can pay for an online driver safety course and the points won't go on my record. Thanks guys, I probably would have just paid the fine if it weren't for your help, but luckily FTR is full of experts on moving violations.