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  1. #3826
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    Ya my gf was really worried thanks to the of the tone of my voice, but thought it was someone else since she didn't hear a loud boom and the line go dead.
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    trip[tanes you're awesome man, potfm! life is just a series of experiences and wow what an experience to have!
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    But guys, what if the woman turns out to be the next hitler? And it'll all be trips fault!
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  4. #3829
    ID LIKE TO SEE THAT BITCH TRY TO PUT ME IN AN OVEN.



    btw I just now realized trip is lolzzz. When/why did this happen?



    Also can someone please explain what the fuck this live feed crap is on fb? It seems like its arbitrarily separating updates and making you click to see certain ones. I am unbelievably confused. Why do they keep changing things that dont need changing. Maybe they could just make stuff like their chat not suck balls, or just erase the whole thing all together cuz facebook is the devil.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Also can someone please explain what the poop this live feed crap is on fb? It seems like its arbitrarily separating updates and making you click to see certain ones. I am unbelievably confused.
    A thousand times this. And why when I scroll down through the updates and click on "view more" and then see one that's interesting, click on it, and read it, then hit my browser's back button, does it not remember that I was in the "view more" section. I'm sick of having to scroll and click for fucking ages and ages everytime
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    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    Fuck that. I got feel like a criminal. I got a cab and cops were STILL there. FUCK YOUAMERICA
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
  9. #3834
    Drug boog is fun.
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    I really hate that feeling where you know you got pounded last night...but you're not sure what happened. Why the fuck do I drink so much when I know I can't?
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lolzzz_321
    On the road where my car is at, there are like 7 frantic ladies screaming into their cell phones @ 911 operators I assume. We lay her down and I feel she has a pulse and is breathing. She just wants to roll over on her side and go to sleep. I tell her bf to keep on talking to her and don't let her roll over. I go over by the car and go get my flip flops that got stuck in the mud. Maybe stupid, but I figured the car wasn't going to explode unless the gas tank caught on fire.
    Nobody comments on Trip taking a chance of the car blowing up for some sandals?
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
  12. #3837
    I've had some really comfortable flip-flops. I'll just nod knowingly.
  13. #3838
    Quote Originally Posted by dranger7070
    Drug boog is fun.
    Edit: DRUNK FUCK!
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    Yeah like, my flip flops are those adidas ones with the built in gel insoles. amazing. I really can't wear shoes anymore unless the situation actually demands it now.

    ?wut
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690
    I really hate that feeling where you know you got pounded last night...but you're not sure what happened. Why the fuck do I drink so much when I know I can't?
    Becuase this time it'll be different.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690
    Why the fuck do I drink so much when I know I can't?
    Because you're drunk when you do it?
  17. #3842
    FTR, settle a bet.

    Drinking out of a can with a straw when you're a dude: gay?
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    gay or in a nice suit
  19. #3844
    Definitely gay.
  20. #3845
    so gay it's beyond gay, and a suit is no excuse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    FTR, settle a bet.

    Drinking out of a can with a straw when you're a dude: gay?
    Stone Cold Steve Austin demonstrates the proper way to drink out of a can:

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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    gay or in a nice suit
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    bigred, go see this and give a trip report pls. thx
    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/23/ar...23samurai.html
    Nice, I will check this out and send some pictures.


    @trip, nj man...you are a thinking person!
    LOL OPERATIONS
  24. #3849
    those shorts...
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  25. #3850
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    http://bitingit.com/2009/world-of-wa...d-biting-it-2/

    this is def the same kid from that other video
    LOL OPERATIONS
  26. #3851
    here's the channel with all the freakout vids

    http://www.youtube.com/user/wafflepwn?blend=1&ob=4#p/u

    some say its fake some say its not. i dunno, but still funny as hell
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  28. #3853
    I just slept for 15 hours, that's how you flip your sleep schedule imo
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abVrcAGlT_U

    luls
    Is that showboating or some kind of super strategy that misdirects defenses by not telegraphing a pass?
  31. #3856
    seeing how they won 58-0, I'd say showboating
  32. #3857
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    here's the channel with all the freakout vids

    http://www.youtube.com/user/wafflepwn?blend=1&ob=4#p/u

    some say its fake some say its not. i dunno, but still funny as hell
    obv fake, notice how at 2:29 he stops the camera to setup the next shot or whatever
  33. #3858
    YouTube thread is down the hall.
  34. #3859
    so is the nursing-home, peace
  35. #3860
    warpe does not care about black people
  36. #3861
    i miss living with spoonitnow.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  37. #3862
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    warpe does not care about black people
    Canadians are colour blind (or snow blind, depending on the time of year)
  38. #3863
    I only want play for dallas dammit!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljKnzB-xexk
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    Quote Originally Posted by meeloche
    I only want play for dallas dammit!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljKnzB-xexk
    here in the US that commmercial is 3 years old and in the youtube thread.
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    Chelle, quick question. Does Spoon ever ask you to call him "Spoon" during sex?
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    Making bacon at 1:20am is the bees knees. Be jealous.

    ?wut
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bbickes
    Making bacon at 1:20am is the bees knees. Be jealous.
    FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU I WANT BACON
  43. #3868
    I have udon and you don't.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  44. #3869
    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690
    Chelle, quick question. Does Spoon ever ask you to call him "Spoon" during sex?

    lol wtf no
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  45. #3870
    have you ever mistakenly said "spenda" ?
  46. #3871
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    i miss living with spoonitnow.
    which "i" is saying this?
  47. #3872
    olivia munn, will you marry me?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  48. #3873
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    i miss living with spoonitnow.
    which "i" is saying this?
    me, duh. 'normal' chelle.

    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    have you ever mistakenly said "spenda" ?
    nope.

    I've never said anyone elses name while doing the naughty with spoon
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  49. #3874
    why don't you live w spoon no more
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
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    So first and foremost, I hope everybody in this thread (and forum for that matter) brushes their tongue after brushing their teeth.

    Anywho, when I brush my tongue I like to get in there. I like to brush pretty deep inside my mouth. I kinda like the gagging feeling while brushing my tongue...

    ...does that make me gay?
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690
    So first and foremost, I hope everybody in this thread (and forum for that matter) brushes their tongue after brushing their teeth.

    Anywho, when I brush my tongue I like to get in there. I like to brush pretty deep inside my mouth. I kinda like the gagging feeling while brushing my tongue...

    ...does that make me gay?
    Really depends on the toothbrush.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690
    ...does that make me gay?
    Only if you have one of these...

  54. #3879
    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690
    I kinda like the gagging feeling while brushing my tongue...

    ...does that make me gay?
    Not sure about gay but it makes you something. What was your reaction to 2 Girls, 1 Cup?
  55. #3880
    Wife goes to the store today, comes back with Halloween candy and...rat poison (we occasionally get mice in the house in the fall). Waiting for the cops to show up.
  56. #3881
    don't get the two mixed up!


  57. #3882
    I just deposited $740 into the bank that I forgot that I had. The wife and I went to Jamaica over the summer, and on a whim we went to Las Vegas to meet some friends right before our trip. When we came back we placed most of our money in a really good hiding spot in our house (we landed at 11pm and were in the air by 6am the next day, we didn't need the money for Jamaica and the bank wasn't open)...we were cleaning the other day and I stumbled upon it, holy shit was that cool.

    Now it's in my checking account. Out of sight, out of mind. She can't see it, she can't (or won't want to) spend it.


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    You've trapped yourself. When she finds it, she'll be forced to spend it all to punish your dishonesty.
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  60. #3885
    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    don't get the two mixed up!
    You mean the wife and the rat poison?
  61. #3886
    Manu Ginobili is more of a man than any of you

    http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4612877

    about 20 seconds in
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    Batman is in the building.

    Just a little reminder Spenda; everyone's looking for you in the Werewolf thread and you're about to be lynched.
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
  63. #3888
    I met Adam West and Julie Newmar this morning.
  64. #3889
    you're dating yourself yo


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    So I've been browsing facebook looking at people's Halloween costumes and sure enough Gabe's name pops up on one so I check it out. Sure enough in the same album is Tom Dwan and they did a group costume together...that is ballin
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    had a convo with my mom about what i believe tonight.

    she's the preachers wife, everyone.

    I don't have any beliefs or religion or spirituality thing going on.

    surprisingly she didn't freak out.

    I just wonder how my dad is going to react when she tells him.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  67. #3892
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    had a convo with my mom about what i believe tonight.

    she's the preachers wife, everyone.

    I don't have any beliefs or religion or spirituality thing going on.

    surprisingly she didn't freak out.

    I just wonder how my dad is going to react when she tells him.
    pretty sure youre either:

    A) gonna get burned at the stake

    or

    B) get a non-consensual frontal lobotomy.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    had a convo with my mom about what i believe tonight.

    she's the preachers wife, everyone.

    I don't have any beliefs or religion or spirituality thing going on.

    surprisingly she didn't freak out.

    I just wonder how my dad is going to react when she tells him.
    hes gonna blame it on spoon ldfo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    So I've been browsing facebook looking at people's Halloween costumes and sure enough Gabe's name pops up on one so I check it out. Sure enough in the same album is Tom Dwan and they did a group costume together...that is ballin
    ya dwan is pretty ballin' to be able to dress up with gabe!
  72. #3897
    I wonder if they have sexy make-out parties
  73. #3898
    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark
    One made me sad the other made me laugh pretty hard.

    Good Job on making things even.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  74. #3899
    I currently have a 48-year-old student teacher from hell. Things are not going well. She's batshit insane crazy, she's not very good in the classroom, her interpersonal skills are awful, she doesn't take constructive criticism well, she's a pathological liar, she's a smoker and stinks (with coffee breath thrown in), doesn't have a clue what it takes to be a good teacher, and seems to be doing this to only get a degree with no future aspirations to teach.

    It's Friday, though, so life is good.....but somebody post something cool to cheer me the fuck up.


  75. #3900
    http://www.movshare.net/video/5zc6zcixgsti7 - problem solved UG. Just go Van Damme on her ass.

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