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  1. #226
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    [inherently] random question: why is the youngest sister ALWAYS the hottest?
  2. #227
    hmm this is indeed true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by meeloche
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    [inherently] random question: why is the youngest sister ALWAYS the hottest?
    wow weird I always wondered this as well. I can't think of an example where it's not true.

    Enlighten me somebody.
    jessica and ashley simpson.
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  4. #229
    I always thought ashlee was better looking
  5. #230
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    I always thought ashlee was better looking
    Her body isnt, but her face is after the nose job.
  6. #231
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap081125.html

    Explanation: What if you're driving down the street and an object from space shoots across the sky right in front of you? Such was the case last week for many people in south central Canada. Specifically, an extremely bright fireball, presumably a desk-sized meteor from deep space, flashed across the sky just after sunset on 2008 November 20. The bright fireball was recorded on many images and movies, including the spectacular video shown above that was captured by a dashboard camera of a police cruiser in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. Because at least two streaks appear to be visible, the falling object likely broke up into pieces as it fell deep into Earth's atmosphere. By triangulating fireball images from several simultaneously recorded sources, astronomers hope to find an approximate orbit from whence the object came, as well as the likely place(s) on Earth where large pieces would have impacted, were they to have survived entry. In the best case scenario, pieces would be recovered from a known deep space comet or asteroid, giving humanity an unprecedented look at an ancient object that likely holds clues to the early years of our Earth and the Solar System.
    http://www.ucalgary.ca/news/utoday/dec18-08/meteorites

    Cliff notes: they found a bunch of pieces.
  7. #232
    I think she is simply because shes younger...


    oh crap... stay away, stay away mr. handsen! I swear I didnt mean it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    [inherently] random question: why is the youngest sister ALWAYS the hottest?
    (\__/)
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    Brittney and Jamie Lynn?


    bah they're both dumb cunts n/m





    p.s. I'm sure I'm not the only one that had a HUUUUUUUGE crush on Britney when she came out though.


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    she's still my desktop background (1 of 2, megan fox on the other)
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  12. #237
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    [inherently] random question: why is the youngest sister ALWAYS the hottest?
    its hilarious. Then you stop to think, "wait a second, this is areal photograph; someone actually had a very young girl pose for this photograph..."
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    slutty make up on 7year olds ---nice touch
  14. #239
    dude she said she was 18 though


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    hanged
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    I was good last night, about ready to go to bed at 12:30am or so. Then the phone rings. It's one of my best friends (the best man at my wedding actually, ask boost about his awesome speech if he remembers it), and he's in my driveway looking for more beer (they ran out at the party he was at, how the fuck do you do that?), and he knew I had some ldo. Long story short he comes in and drink until LATE, now it's early and I'm hunged overed.

    about to go to the Chiefs game and goddammit it is going to be cold.


  18. #243
    I just shoveled the walks and driveway like a man for the second time in two days. Take that you snowblowing fatasses.
  19. #244
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    I just shoveled the walks and driveway like a man for the second time in two days. Take that you snowblowing fatasses.
    Awesome. Very good for the heart.
  20. #245
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    I just shoveled the walks and driveway like a man for the second time in two days. Take that you snowblowing fatasses.
    bah, I have to go do this now...
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  21. #246
    I want snow.

    I think it would make me be like YAY and dance around in it and make snow angels and have fun.

    But we rarely get snow.

    Fucking bullshit.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  22. #247
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    I want snow.

    I think it would make me be like YAY and dance around in it and make snow angels and have fun.

    But we rarely get snow.

    Fucking bullshit.
    Meh, we get tons here and shovelling it is a bitch.
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    wheres here?

    we probly got 12" yesterday and another 6" today. In CT
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    so I was heading to the gym earlier, I go outside and it's snowing like a mother******. I wave to my next door neighbor who is shoveling his driveway, and I decide to put it off until I got back.

    So I played some pickup basketball, hit the weight room (had to sculp the abs a little bit), went in the hot tub and sat in the sauna for a while. I came back home, fired up the snowblower and finished off the driveway in 5 minutes. I then waved goodnight to my neighbor, the idiot, who was still breaking his back shoveling his driveway.
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    standard line seems to be offer him your snowblower?
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    I just walked out of my apartment and saw all our sidewalks were already shoveled. I then hailed a cab that had already been dusted off from the snow. City life is hard.
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  27. #252
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    so I was heading to the gym earlier, I go outside and it's snowing like a mother******. I wave to my next door neighbor who is shoveling his driveway, and I decide to put it off until I got back.

    So I played some pickup basketball, hit the weight room (had to sculp the abs a little bit), went in the hot tub and sat in the sauna for a while. I came back home, fired up the snowblower and finished off the driveway in 5 minutes. I then waved goodnight to my neighbor, the idiot, who was still breaking his back shoveling his driveway.
    Shovelling is good for some of these lazy bastards..lol.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lHnh...eature=related

    So the video is the song just dance by lady gaga.

    I went to a "I hate my ex" themed party at some club in the west village last year on Valentine's day. Lady Gaga was the main entertainer and I remember chatting with her dance girls in the basement while they were getting ready for the show. They were all really nervous about performing. Now they're livin. Small world.
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  29. #254
    can anyone under 25 shake someone's hand like a normal fucking person?

    I swear ever person under 25 I meet gives me the old hand shake turned into grip w/ either a first-oump ending or something else.

    Seriously, shake my hand, look me in the fucking eye, and introduce yourself. What the fuck people, grow up a little bit.

    Side note: it's funny how different areas of the country have different handshakes. I remember my first day at college everyone was doing the hand-slap+knuckle bump and it took me a while to adjust. I was used to the shake+grip/clasp with partial hip-hop hug.
  30. #255
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    can anyone under 25 shake someone's hand like a normal fucking person?
    This made me LOL cuz its so true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    can anyone under 25 shake someone's hand like a normal fucking person?

    I swear ever person under 25 I meet gives me the old hand shake turned into grip w/ either a first-oump ending or something else.

    Seriously, shake my hand, look me in the fucking eye, and introduce yourself. What the fuck people, grow up a little bit.

    Side note: it's funny how different areas of the country have different handshakes. I remember my first day at college everyone was doing the hand-slap+knuckle bump and it took me a while to adjust. I was used to the shake+grip/clasp with partial hip-hop hug.
    100% of all fathers I met during graduation celebrations failed to use a good 'ole fashion hand shake. I was confused but thought it was pretty cool since I suck at the normal handshake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    can anyone under 25 shake someone's hand like a normal fucking person?

    I swear ever person under 25 I meet gives me the old hand shake turned into grip w/ either a first-oump ending or something else.

    Seriously, shake my hand, look me in the fucking eye, and introduce yourself. What the fuck people, grow up a little bit.

    Side note: it's funny how different areas of the country have different handshakes. I remember my first day at college everyone was doing the hand-slap+knuckle bump and it took me a while to adjust. I was used to the shake+grip/clasp with partial hip-hop hug.
    i shake hands like a normal person!!! i only do the gay slap+fist pump if i know them well.
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  33. #258
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lHnhV9NfL8&feature=related

    So the video is the song just dance by lady gaga.
    love da beat
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    It's catchy. But dude, it was such a hot show. She was wearing practically nothing and it was only like a 20 person crowd. Hard to hide my instaboner.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    can anyone under 25 shake someone's hand like a normal fucking person?

    I swear ever person under 25 I meet gives me the old hand shake turned into grip w/ either a first-oump ending or something else.

    Seriously, shake my hand, look me in the fucking eye, and introduce yourself. What the fuck people, grow up a little bit.

    Side note: it's funny how different areas of the country have different handshakes. I remember my first day at college everyone was doing the hand-slap+knuckle bump and it took me a while to adjust. I was used to the shake+grip/clasp with partial hip-hop hug.
    Making matters worse is that most people can't even get the freaking normal handshake right. Always trying to grab at the fingers instead of locking hands, or letting the hand collapse instead of squeezing, etc.
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    Maybe it's because I'm an engineer, but "normal" handshakes are either ultra strong, or ultra limp. It makes me wonder how mine feels.
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  37. #262
    I hate handshakes, every variety. Its like everyone expects you to know which one to use. And some people come at you with these overly complex 5 stage shakes, and youre all like, "whats the basis? you need to preface that shit son."

    I feel like I always end up looking retarded when they dont know whats up. Yet at the same time I feel like I also look like the retarded one when I go for the clasp+hip hop hug... Srsly, wtf?

    So ftmp I just go for a hand shake, and whenever someone forces some extra steps into a simple handshake I make a mental note to have them 'taken care of' when I rise to power.
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  38. #263
    I have gastroenteritis. It's half 4 in the morning and I can't go to bed because I'm shitting liquid every 3 minutes.

    On a side note, I never know when it's appropriate to do handshakes. I went to stay with a mate who's doing uni life, and his housemates gave me handshakes as a greeting, apart from the one time when I decided to pre-empt and go for the handshake myself and he looked at me like "who the fuck are you?"

    Also, just for ease, I generally do the business handshake with a nod of the head and people either think it's awesome or file it as kookiness.. Apart from when I'm drunk that is, I do handslap/hip hop hug then
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    hand clasp, fist clasp, slide off, finger snap
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    swiggidy, when we meet...

    pants off dance off
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  42. #267
    I love this forum...

    why cant this forum be real life?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    swiggidy, when we meet...

    pants off dance off

    i'm very happy all the big boys are back for a few weeks
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    2nd coldest Chiefs game in history


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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    2nd coldest Chiefs game in history
    but you stayed home in your nice house, with your big screen tv, drank cold free beer, and had a beautiful woman deliver said cold free beer to you while you watched a bunch of shmucks on TV in 0 degree weather watching a 2-13 team choke yet again... oh... wait...
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    haha, first post in randomness 2 and just wanted to say, ug, you are the man. i was hungover and signed on aim and my offline messages made me lol
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    I was reading some post and flomo's sig of the shoe throwing event was playing. My mom was asking me a question and saw and was like "oh youre watching that hahah, thats funny hahah, oh your just watching it over and over? its really funny huh? you just have it on repeat?"

    "*sigh*, mom this is the internet, clearly you dont understand the internet."
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  49. #274
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    can anyone under 25 shake someone's hand like a normal fucking person?
    I can.

    But I'm a female, so that may be why.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    can anyone under 25 shake someone's hand like a normal fucking person?
    I can.

    But I'm a female, so that may be why.
    Spoon must be a rich man to provide you with a computer in the kitchen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    can anyone under 25 shake someone's hand like a normal fucking person?
    I can.

    But I'm a female, so that may be why.
    Spoon must be a rich man to provide you with a computer in the kitchen.
    l o l o l o l o l
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    can anyone under 25 shake someone's hand like a normal fucking person?
    I can.

    But I'm a female, so that may be why.
    Spoon must be a rich man to provide you with a computer in the kitchen.
    l o l o l o l o l
    just realized my post kinda looks like bankitdrew speak
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
  54. #279
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    can anyone under 25 shake someone's hand like a normal fucking person?
    I can.

    But I'm a female, so that may be why.
    Spoon must be a rich man to provide you with a computer in the kitchen.
    LOL i love you Bred. <3 <3 <3
  55. #280
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    I can.

    But I'm a female, so that may be why.
    Spoon must be a rich man to provide you with a computer in the kitchen.
    L O L.

    On a side note, was the original randomness thread the thread where gabe mentioned almost becoming his friend's mom's sugar daddy b/c he was BOC?
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    I did not know this before tonight:

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=quidge
  57. #282
    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    can anyone under 25 shake someone's hand like a normal fucking person?
    I can.

    But I'm a female, so that may be why.
    Spoon must be a rich man to provide you with a computer in the kitchen.
    LOL i love you Bred. <3 <3 <3
    I laughed pretty hard at this.

    If I wanted I could take it to the kitchen, though :P Horray for laptops!
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  58. #283
    hand shake commentary was interesting. I'm not really sure what I do....with good friends i do the slap/slide off fist pound. I noticed a lot of people don't do the fist pound though. I give firm "adult" hand shakes to professionals or people that just look like they aren't down with the "hip hop" version.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    can anyone under 25 shake someone's hand like a normal fucking person?
    I can.

    But I'm a female, so that may be why.
    The other day I was trying to explain to my friend that he should always give the same handshake to a girl that he would to a guy, and he just looked at my and gave me a blank stare.

    Can you at least confirm for me that girls lose all respect for a guy who gives a weakass handshake?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    can anyone under 25 shake someone's hand like a normal fucking person?
    I can.

    But I'm a female, so that may be why.
    The other day I was trying to explain to my friend that he should always give the same handshake to a girl that he would to a guy, and he just looked at my and gave me a blank stare.

    Can you at least confirm for me that girls lose all respect for a guy who gives a weakass handshake?
    Yeah. It's kinda stupid to not shake a chicks hand like he would a guy.

    But yeah, weakass handshake means babies with soft heads that wear a helmet everywhere. So auto the female runs.

    jking, but you get my point.
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  62. #287
    wait, chelle is spoons ginger lover?
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    I found this while looking through my pictures on my old computer. Its titled "Party Graph" and if I remember correctly spans from late spring to just before the UIEGA..

    Wtf did I do with all that money?

    edit: 135k is about when news was spreading that the ban was going to pass, tilt ensued in the following weeks before finally getting kicked off party. *sigh*...
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    hotter youger sister theorem proven again. My fairly attractive coworker just brought in her 22 year old sister. HOLY. SHIT.

    sorry, no pics.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
  65. #290
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    hotter youger sister theorem proven again. My fairly attractive coworker just brought in her 22 year old sister. HOLY. SHIT.

    sorry, no pics.
    fail
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    hotter youger sister theorem proven again. My fairly attractive coworker just brought in her 22 year old sister. HOLY. SHIT.

    sorry, no pics.
    colossal fail.
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    Ok since the sister thing is back:

    Has anyone here broken up with the older sister to hook up with the younger one? Did that to my ex (well BOTH my exes now ) about a year ago. LOVED sitting with the younger sister on the couch when the other one was sitting in the chair. You gotta rub that shit in their face ya know?

    p.s. Older sister TOTAL bitch
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    Quote Originally Posted by dranger7070
    Ok since the sister thing is back:

    Has anyone here broken up with the older sister to hook up with the younger one? Did that to my ex (well BOTH my exes now ) about a year ago. LOVED sitting with the younger sister on the couch when the other one was sitting in the chair. You gotta rub that shit in their face ya know?

    p.s. Older sister TOTAL bitch
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    Quote Originally Posted by dranger7070
    Ok since the sister thing is back:

    Has anyone here broken up with the older sister to hook up with the younger one? Did that to my ex (well BOTH my exes now ) about a year ago. LOVED sitting with the younger sister on the couch when the other one was sitting in the chair. You gotta rub that shit in their face ya know?

    p.s. Older sister TOTAL bitch
    i dated two sisters, but i started with the young one and a year later moved up to her much hotter older sister.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    This almost deserves its own thread.

    http://icanbreakthesecuffs.ytmnd.com/
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    can anyone under 25 shake someone's hand like a normal fucking person?

    I swear ever person under 25 I meet gives me the old hand shake turned into grip w/ either a first-oump ending or something else.

    Seriously, shake my hand, look me in the fucking eye, and introduce yourself. What the fuck people, grow up a little bit.

    Side note: it's funny how different areas of the country have different handshakes. I remember my first day at college everyone was doing the hand-slap+knuckle bump and it took me a while to adjust. I was used to the shake+grip/clasp with partial hip-hop hug.
    Apparently I am to socially awkward to handshake anyone properly. I can do the normal handshake, I got that down. Can never tell when people are going for the grip and that can be awkward when you come in a impasse(what an awesome word : a predicament affording no obvious escape).

    Anytime I try to hip hop hug my friends they always think I am going to sucker punch them...

    I really want to test the European kiss at a party sometime on some bitches I don't know. That might be a good way to get beat up though.
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    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    I did not know this before tonight:

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=quidge
    1. quidge
    Female genitalia; especially with low hanging labia
    "Damn, Laquanda gots some straight up quidge"

    2. quidge
    Gay butt sex. Usually man vs. man
    Dan reamed Tom when they had quidge.
    Yeah, well, now I own the quidge.com domain. Which definition should I build a site around?
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    just switched from earthlink dsl to comcast cable intrawebs. When I got dsl like 8 years ago it was competitive interms of speed and price. I actually think the speed was on average faster (remember peak hours on cable ~8 years ago?) But dsl tech is dated as hell, and WOW its insane jumping into the 21st century all of a sudden. I went from downloading stuff at 200kb/s max to 2mb/s if I can find a good server.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  74. #299
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    wait, chelle is spoons ginger lover?

    yep yep
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    chelle has a spoon fetish. It's not fellatio, it's spoonellatio.

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