There is nothing wrong with a cold bath and a razor blade, but I am personally partial to the ol' rope and rickety stool.
08-22-2018 02:31 PM
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There is nothing wrong with a cold bath and a razor blade, but I am personally partial to the ol' rope and rickety stool. | |
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08-22-2018 02:48 PM
#25952
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Fuck that. If I were so inclined, I'd probably traumatise a train driver. | |
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08-22-2018 03:01 PM
#25953
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Replace rope with chicken wire. Set it up, glue hands to head jump, makes it look like you pulled your own head off. |
09-12-2018 12:40 PM
#25954
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This goes out to anyone involved, at any level, in food service. |
09-12-2018 12:54 PM
#25955
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Probably the part that says if you can use fewer ingredients without losing your clientele, then you are making a few extra cents per 100 sandwiches. | |
09-14-2018 09:41 AM
#25956
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I think I finally found her. Matter of fact, I think she found me. | |
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09-14-2018 10:13 AM
#25957
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09-14-2018 07:17 PM
#25958
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09-14-2018 07:56 PM
#25959
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Please go on... | |
09-14-2018 09:40 PM
#25960
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So that's how quoting works on mobile | |
09-14-2018 10:41 PM
#25961
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Dw pal I'll be here when it crashes and burns. |
09-14-2018 10:52 PM
#25962
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09-16-2018 08:31 AM
#25963
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jyms is onlne. Who's getting the banhammer now? | |
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09-17-2018 02:33 PM
#25964
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The a cappella band... they're talented, but it doesn't stop me hitting STOP after about three seconds. | |
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09-17-2018 02:57 PM
#25965
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Ha! I made it 37 seconds on your video. | |
09-17-2018 02:58 PM
#25966
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You like techno more than I like whatever that is, obviously | |
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09-17-2018 03:08 PM
#25967
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Have you ever walked by a conversation, only heard the last sentence, and wonder what the hell you just stumbled upon? |
09-17-2018 03:31 PM
#25968
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http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/09/17...olice-say.html |
09-17-2018 03:36 PM
#25969
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First comment on the PD's facebook post: |
09-17-2018 03:38 PM
#25970
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I dunno about greatest criminal ever. Chances are, he'll get caught, and the risk to reward ratio seems a little off. I doubt it's dangerous, I'm not going to jump on that bandwagon. But it's certainly not a good example to set, he's encouraging his kids to break the law. A court might decide he's unfit to be a father. Seems like a big risk to take for a couple hundred bucks worth of loot. | |
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09-17-2018 03:38 PM
#25971
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lol |
09-17-2018 03:40 PM
#25972
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It was obvious, and I've heard this style of music and liked it in the past. | |
09-17-2018 03:44 PM
#25973
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To be fair, he's done lots of diverse stuff, inlcuding comedy, some of which is much more likely to be up your street than stomping techno. | |
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09-17-2018 05:40 PM
#25974
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Wow, this looks like some heavy duty disaster shit going on there. Hope everyone's friends and family are safe. | |
09-17-2018 05:47 PM
#25975
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Isn't that spoon's backyard? | |
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09-17-2018 05:49 PM
#25976
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Meh, in the pantheon of hurricanes, this one seems pretty mild. Hurricanes in general aren't really that bad. A few people die, most of whom were on borrowed time anyway. Property is damaged, but it's almost always insured. People lose family pictures, they cry, life goes on. |
09-17-2018 05:51 PM
#25977
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I've noticed that reports are referencing climate change, while completely failing to inform us that this has so far been a quiet hurricane season. | |
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09-17-2018 05:53 PM
#25978
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09-17-2018 05:55 PM
#25979
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He's in one of the Carolinas, just can't remember which one. | |
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09-17-2018 05:59 PM
#25980
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It's NC I think. He mentioned Raleigh before iirc. | |
09-17-2018 06:04 PM
#25981
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Cool story bro: | |
09-17-2018 06:07 PM
#25982
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09-17-2018 06:17 PM
#25983
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Give the man a Darwin award while the rest of us crack open a beer. | |
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09-17-2018 06:25 PM
#25984
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It seems like there's one like him in every disaster. And in this case he was the only one in mortal danger, and it's like he decided 'well, someone's gotta be that guy who refuses to run from nature and then dies because of it. I guess it's down to me this time. No choice really.' | |
09-17-2018 06:28 PM
#25985
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I feel like 'suicide by nature' is a thing. |
Last edited by BananaStand; 09-17-2018 at 06:30 PM. | |
09-18-2018 06:19 PM
#25986
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I'm in canada right now. Everything is in fucking celsius and they all want to cover everything they eat in vinegar. |
09-18-2018 06:38 PM
#25987
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the hotel cable doesn't get fox news..... |
09-18-2018 07:42 PM
#25988
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Celcius... how dare they use the logical one. | |
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09-18-2018 07:48 PM
#25989
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I did some digging to see what the point of it is. | |
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09-18-2018 08:07 PM
#25990
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Haha, having a good trip? | |
09-18-2018 08:12 PM
#25991
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09-18-2018 08:14 PM
#25992
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09-18-2018 08:17 PM
#25993
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No, I'm at a Best Western....which isn't much better. |
09-18-2018 08:20 PM
#25994
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09-18-2018 08:26 PM
#25995
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09-18-2018 08:28 PM
#25996
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09-18-2018 08:34 PM
#25997
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Actually, they kinda got lucky. My company is phenomenally profitable. whoever is keeping the books must really have his shit together. He's probably pretty handsome too. But I digress... |
09-18-2018 08:43 PM
#25998
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tucker confused.jpg | |
09-18-2018 08:46 PM
#25999
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09-18-2018 08:47 PM
#26000
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09-18-2018 08:55 PM
#26001
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huh? He didn't buy himself out. |
Last edited by BananaStand; 09-18-2018 at 08:58 PM. | |
09-18-2018 09:00 PM
#26002
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09-18-2018 09:01 PM
#26003
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so, math tilts you huh? |
09-19-2018 05:22 AM
#26004
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Can we agree that posting the same meme over and over again is the same as calling someone a cuck faggot over and over again? | |
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09-19-2018 05:30 AM
#26005
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09-19-2018 05:47 AM
#26006
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09-19-2018 06:10 AM
#26007
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09-19-2018 07:26 AM
#26008
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Shouldn't that smirking dude be your av instead of that doggle? | |
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09-19-2018 07:27 AM
#26009
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In case you're unfamiliar with the word doggle, it's a cute dog. You woulnd't call an Alsatian a doggle, that's just a dog. Or a cunt. Or a shitting kangaroo. | |
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09-19-2018 07:39 AM
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On another note, I hate people who use the phrase "au contaire" instead of "on the contrary", yet people who write "on route" instead of "en route" are illiterate fuckwits. | |
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09-19-2018 09:19 AM
#26011
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09-19-2018 11:00 AM
#26012
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09-19-2018 11:15 AM
#26013
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those are metaphors chucklehead |
09-19-2018 11:30 AM
#26014
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09-19-2018 11:46 AM
#26015
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MAGA is a cliche, the others are metaphors. | |
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09-19-2018 11:48 AM
#26016
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09-19-2018 11:48 AM
#26017
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Well, MAGA could be a metaphor if the phrase "Make America Great Again" wasn't meant to be taken literally, but I think it is meant to be taken literally. I think the people who use that phrase actually want America to be great again, rather than some other meaning. | |
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09-19-2018 11:48 AM
#26018
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MAGA is a slogan |
09-19-2018 11:50 AM
#26019
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09-19-2018 11:57 AM
#26020
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09-19-2018 12:00 PM
#26021
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The best you could say is that they're idioms (or sayings). But you could also argue all four of them are cliches. They're all certainly lacking in originality. MAGA was ripped off of Reagan for example. | |
Last edited by Poopadoop; 09-19-2018 at 12:03 PM. | |
09-19-2018 12:38 PM
#26022
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lol. | |
09-19-2018 01:00 PM
#26023
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09-19-2018 01:13 PM
#26024
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IDK. I'm not a part of the argument, so whatever character was playing the "straight man" in that scene. | |
09-19-2018 06:36 PM
#26025
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