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    Spoon got one upped imo

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    Man, we should start a youtube video thread...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Epic imo
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    lol was waiting for someone to say something about that :P

    those were the last ones until i find something funnier
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    there is a youtube thread in the community, go flood that with nonsense, this thread is seriouz bidnus
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    FO SHO SPENDA

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    Someone help me remember this quote: "Good enough only works for..." it's something like grenades and? Or "close enough" or something.

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    POTY nomination

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Someone help me remember this quote: "Good enough only works for..." it's something like grenades and? Or "close enough" or something.

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    close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Someone help me remember this quote: "Good enough only works for..." it's something like grenades and? Or "close enough" or something.

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    close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades.
    Don't forget rocket launchers and strawberry jelly!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Someone help me remember this quote: "Good enough only works for..." it's something like grenades and? Or "close enough" or something.

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    close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades.
    and sex


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    please explain the STRIKE?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    please explain the STRIKE?
    She posted a link to some kind of gruesome torture/murder video, I think?
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    bang bang bang skeet skeet skeet
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    bang bang bang skeet skeet skeet
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYkuiPxhb4Y

    is that you?
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randomness

    Randomness
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    "Random" redirects here. For other uses, see Random (disambiguation).

    Randomness is a lack of order, purpose, cause, or predictability. A random process is a repeating process whose outcomes follow no describable deterministic pattern, but follow a probability distribution such that the relative probability of the occurrence of each outcome can be approximated or calculated. For instance, the rolling of a six-sided dice in neutral conditions may be said to produce random results in that one cannot compute before a roll what digit will be landed on, but the probability of landing on any of the six rollable digits can be calculated because of the finite cardinality of the set of possible outcomes.

    The term is often used in statistics to signify well-defined statistical properties, such as a lack of bias or correlation. Monte Carlo Methods, which rely on random input, are important techniques of computational science.[1] Random selection is an official method to resolve tied elections in some jurisdictions[2], and is even an ancient method of divination, as in tarot, the I Ching, and bibliomancy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    bang bang bang skeet skeet skeet
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYkuiPxhb4Y

    is that you?
    no.
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    Lukie isn't happy with the direction this thread is taking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by meeloche
    Lukie isn't happy with the direction this thread is taking.
    not true, i hadn't been paying attention at all. i did go back and read everything and you guys are doing a great job, keep it up.
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    it's 4:42, i have an impossibly hard time getting to bed at a reasonable hour. seriously, i'll probably lay down at 5 and fall asleep by 6 if i'm lucky.

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    This is from a volcanic eruption in Chile during a lightning storm. Define awesome...

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    random question: is it ever OK to properly use a semicolon in a facebook comment?; or should I just continue to use commas where they clearly do not belong?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    random question: is it ever OK to properly use a semicolon in a facebook comment?; or should I just continue to use commas where they clearly do not belong?
    1. question
    2. asked in randomness thread
    3. we can infer it's a random question
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    random question: is it ever OK to properly use a semicolon in a facebook comment?; or should I just continue to use commas where they clearly do not belong?
    1. question
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    3. we can infer it's a random question

    U CAN?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    I keep eating potato soup. I think it's my comfort food.

    Question: Can potatoes make you fat?
    a reminder from the department of redundancy department

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    I just got a 3yo Dutch Sheperd from rescue. His name is Tiger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    random question: is it ever OK to properly use a semicolon in a facebook comment?; or should I just continue to use commas where they clearly do not belong?
    1. question
    2. asked in randomness thread
    3. we can infer it's a random question
    haha all the elements of a great randomness post. Being at Lukie's expense.
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    When will we have another classic* story from Lukkake?







    *boring
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    This is from a volcanic eruption in Chile during a lightning storm. Define awesome...

    holy shit. wow.
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    oh and I often use correct grammar and punctuation when text messaging. I dont know why but it makes me laugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kb coolman
    I just got a 3yo Dutch Sheperd from rescue. His name is Tiger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    When will we have another classic* story from Lukkake?







    *boring
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Beat: had to explain to my co-mod why he's called Lukkake
    HAHAHAHAA!!

    Did you demonstrate on him?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    When will we have another classic* story from Lukkake?







    *boring
    Beat: had to explain to my co-mod why he's called Lukkake
    beat: you had to ask me just now if it was indeed me you were explaining it to.
    brag: i wasnt a co-mod when i asked thus making your insult void.
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    did you know that in austin a girl can walk down the street shirtless and not get in trouble for it? idk if its that way in most towns but i thought that was pretty damn sweet. what would really be sweet is if the hot sluts and housewives put it into practice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    did you know that in austin a girl can walk down the street shirtless and not get in trouble for it? idk if its that way in most towns but i thought that was pretty damn sweet. what would really be sweet is if the hot sluts and housewives put it into practice.
    Topless is allowed in Ontario too, but ive never seen it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    topless is allowed in my house, and I see it every so often
    me too
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    My roommate and I don't wear shirts a lot. Ris-gay!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Beat: had to explain to my co-mod why he's called Lukkake
    HAHAHAHAA!!

    Did you demonstrate on him?
    why I love google, it did it for me
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    http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap081125.html

    Explanation: What if you're driving down the street and an object from space shoots across the sky right in front of you? Such was the case last week for many people in south central Canada. Specifically, an extremely bright fireball, presumably a desk-sized meteor from deep space, flashed across the sky just after sunset on 2008 November 20. The bright fireball was recorded on many images and movies, including the spectacular video shown above that was captured by a dashboard camera of a police cruiser in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. Because at least two streaks appear to be visible, the falling object likely broke up into pieces as it fell deep into Earth's atmosphere. By triangulating fireball images from several simultaneously recorded sources, astronomers hope to find an approximate orbit from whence the object came, as well as the likely place(s) on Earth where large pieces would have impacted, were they to have survived entry. In the best case scenario, pieces would be recovered from a known deep space comet or asteroid, giving humanity an unprecedented look at an ancient object that likely holds clues to the early years of our Earth and the Solar System.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap081125.html

    Explanation: What if you're driving down the street and an object from space shoots across the sky right in front of you? Such was the case last week for many people in south central Canada. Specifically, an extremely bright fireball, presumably a desk-sized meteor from deep space, flashed across the sky just after sunset on 2008 November 20. The bright fireball was recorded on many images and movies, including the spectacular video shown above that was captured by a dashboard camera of a police cruiser in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. Because at least two streaks appear to be visible, the falling object likely broke up into pieces as it fell deep into Earth's atmosphere. By triangulating fireball images from several simultaneously recorded sources, astronomers hope to find an approximate orbit from whence the object came, as well as the likely place(s) on Earth where large pieces would have impacted, were they to have survived entry. In the best case scenario, pieces would be recovered from a known deep space comet or asteroid, giving humanity an unprecedented look at an ancient object that likely holds clues to the early years of our Earth and the Solar System.
    I saw a fireball shoot across the sky last Sat night at 11pm, I was at a party and I went out to the car to get something and saw it streak across the sky. It was amazing how big of a fireball this was. I went back into the party and tried telling everyone and they all thought I was drunk. Then I googled it and found someone else in CT saw the same thing at the same time! Vindicated!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    My roommate and I don't wear shirts a lot. Ris-gay!
    LOL I was just about to make this exact same post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    did you know that in austin a girl can walk down the street shirtless and not get in trouble for it? idk if its that way in most towns but i thought that was pretty damn sweet. what would really be sweet is if the hot sluts and housewives put it into practice.
    Topless is allowed in Ontario too, but ive never seen it.
    That's because it's too cold. Also allowed in Columbus. Only see it during the yearly music festival. 50/50 on it being worthwhile
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    did you know that in austin a girl can walk down the street shirtless and not get in trouble for it? idk if its that way in most towns but i thought that was pretty damn sweet. what would really be sweet is if the hot sluts and housewives put it into practice.
    Topless is allowed in Ontario too, but ive never seen it.
    That's because it's too cold. Also allowed in Columbus. Only see it during the yearly music festival. 50/50 on it being worthwhile
    LOL come here in the summer. Its so fucking humid its not even funny.
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    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    anyone want to recap this thread for me?
    Official recaps only occur at 20 page milestones.
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    I expect more out of ppl who joined in '05 prozach, stop fucking up this shit son.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    anyone want to recap this thread for me?
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    [inherently] random question: why is the youngest sister ALWAYS the hottest?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    [inherently] random question: why is the youngest sister ALWAYS the hottest?
    wow weird I always wondered this as well. I can't think of an example where it's not true.

    Enlighten me somebody.

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