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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash256
    gabe, that coy-looking picture has destroyed your whole wideboy internet persona

    It looks like you have a cooler watch than lukie though
    how can you tell? you cant even see the face on it.
    1. Gabe owns a watch
    2. Lukie owns a watch
    3. Gabe owns Lukie
    4. Gabe' watch>Lukie's watch
    Pretty much.. plus there aren't videos on the internet of him bragging about it
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgAPFKDL6Sg
    LOL Awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgAPFKDL6Sg
    LOL Awesome.
    The Power Rangers one is pretty funny too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgAPFKDL6Sg
    LOL Awesome.
    The Power Rangers one is pretty funny too.
    Ya it is.

    Jose Canseco Bitch..lol.
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    a hot blonde is sleeping in my bed right now and i'm on ftr, that is how awesome you guys are and how much i love all of you

    don't worry about me
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    random is good
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    i gotta get my count up to 10 so i can start a thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    a hot blonde is sleeping in my bed right now and i'm on ftr, that is how awesome you guys are and how much i love all of you

    don't worry about me
    What's his name?
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Remember the overdue account spider guy? He's got a new one: http://www.27bslash6.com/matthewsparty.html
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pizza Eater
    i gotta get my count up to 10 so i can start a thread
    8 more poasts ITT and you are there. gogogogogo
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    Quote Originally Posted by Pizza Eater
    i gotta get my count up to 10 so i can start a thread
    8 more poasts ITT and you are there. gogogogogo
    How's your wife doing? I see she is giving out flair on facebook and has not included me in this endeavor. My heart is broken.
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgAPFKDL6Sg
    That's almost as good as http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogEtfIdgjpY

    3:05 has to be the greatest thing on the internet
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    a hot blonde is sleeping in my bed right now and i'm on ftr, that is how awesome you guys are and how much i love all of you

    don't worry about me
    What's his name?
    It's just Lukie, he got tricked by the mirror beside his bed again.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    That's fucking great.

    p.s., I still have potato soup.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    Quote Originally Posted by Pizza Eater
    i gotta get my count up to 10 so i can start a thread
    8 more poasts ITT and you are there. gogogogogo
    How's your wife doing? I see she is giving out flair on facebook and has not included me in this endeavor. My heart is broken.
    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...21.html#804935
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    So the condo I'm staying in has a monthly free cleaning service, kinda nice. Except, this month, I canceled it because my place is dirty, and I didn't feel like cleaning it before the cleaning people came.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    So the condo I'm staying in has a monthly free cleaning service, kinda nice. Except, this month, I canceled it because my place is dirty, and I didn't feel like cleaning it before the cleaning people came.
    This happens a lot
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    I have these memories from my childhood of cleaning up my room before the maid came, guess this has influenced my adult-life as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    I have these memories from my childhood of cleaning up my room before the maid came, guess this has influenced my adult-life as well.
    you probably have a thing for cleaning ladies and want to make sure they have no actual work to do when they show up so they have a free hour.
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    I was just taking a shower, when my 7 year old came in and threw cold water on me! little jokester.
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    i couldn't stop laughing at this. wow..it's so dumb

    http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1891537
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    I hate washing dishes.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    I hate washing dishes.
    you need a GF
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    I hate washing dishes.
    you need a GF
    +1
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    I hate washing dishes.
    you need a GF
    Working on that one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    I hate washing dishes.
    you need a GF
    Working on that one.
    [ ] happening :P
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    I tried to recreate chipotle's burrito bowl today.

    cooked ~1lb lean ground beef in a pan with a freshly chopped onion and red pepper. then added a cup of rice, water, fajita seasoning, and a few extra spices (pepper and crushed red pepper, i think). simmered for a while, added a can of drained black beans, simmered a bit longer, then served with sour cream and cheddar cheese.

    [x] super delicious
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    oh, and i bought an '09 civic coupe ex earlier.

    as long as we're using checkboxes...

    [ ] ballin' outta control
    [ ] totally livin'
    [ ] i care
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    New discovery: garlic bacon.

    I said to myself, "Self, you like pork chops fried in a pan with herbs and garlic, so doesn't it make sense that bacon would be good with garlic too?"

    Chopped up a bunch of garlic cloves, threw them into the pan with the bacon - the rest is history.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    I hate washing dishes.
    you need a GF
    Working on that one.
    [ ] happening :P
    [X] Disappointed in you Chelle
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    I hate washing dishes.
    you need a GF
    Working on that one.
    [ ] happening
    sick fyp's ITT
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    I hate washing dishes.
    you need a GF
    Working on that one.
    [ ] happening
    hi i like to lie about how fast i reformat computers and then when i offer to prove it i back out before they get a chance to see my desktop.
    fyp.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    I hate washing dishes.
    you need a GF
    Working on that one.
    [ ] happening :P
    [X] Disappointed in you Chelle
    Guess what?

    I still make awesome cookies and muffins.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    started playing hu again at 20nl (lol) dropped a few buyins quick due to rustiness and coolers. Swung back up and floated around even for a while. Hopefully I can catch a heater and move up to where the rake respects my roll soon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    started playing hu again at 20nl (lol) dropped a few buyins quick due to rustiness and coolers. Swung back up and floated around even for a while. Hopefully I can catch a heater and move up to where the rake respects my roll soon.
    Cake?
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    no thanks I just ate.
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    truly random note, I'd like a mod-title, but haven't come up with anything other than

    "professional noob basher"
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    also, WTF@people putting their actual location as their location?
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    YOUR AV COVERS IT
    THIS IS SPENDA

    WHAT TH HELL with the caps
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    i couldn't stop laughing at this. wow..it's so dumb

    http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1891537
    http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1825468
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    Alfred Russel Wallace went to the malayan archipel in 1854 and collected and documented almost 125,000 different animals. He wrote down a theory of evolution and send it to Charles Darwin. One year later Darwin presented his theory of evolution, which sounded quiet similar to the thoughts Wallace sent him. He faked the dates on Wallace´s letters to avoid the impression of using his ideas. Many historians nowadays believe, that Darwin did not develop his theory solely on his own, but that Wallace findings marked the breakthrough for him.
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
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    pfft im gonna lose mine for 2!
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    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
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    one-upped you, that's what!
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    ahahahahahahahahaha YES
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    "Many believe that the location of the original 36 Chambers is buried somewhere beneath what today is the Staten Island Mall," Wilburn continued. "Unfortunately, unless that T.J. Maxx shuts down, and the mall's food court goes out of business, we may never know the truth."

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    this thread is appropriately rated
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    "Many believe that the location of the original 36 Chambers is buried somewhere beneath what today is the Staten Island Mall," Wilburn continued. "Unfortunately, unless that T.J. Maxx shuts down, and the mall's food court goes out of business, we may never know the truth."

    http://www.theonion.com/content/news...storians_piece
    def the funniest thing Ive read from the onion, hands down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    truly random note, I'd like a mod-title, but haven't come up with anything other than

    "professional noob basher"
    lulz Xman is reading the thread!
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    also like to note how he subconsciously put it in lower-caps....
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    am i to understand velociraptors are now wearing our skins and perfectly simulating normal human behavior!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    am i to understand velociraptors are now wearing our skins and perfectly simulating normal human behavior!?
    what human behaves like that?
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    also, not a velociraptor, that thing shot out the black poison and killed Newman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    no more classes ever yaaaaaaaaaaay real life is gonna SUCK BALLZ when I'm working for the man
    FYP
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    lol gabe is going to be "the man" so I bet he's ok


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    yeah, and lol @ him working

    Gabe, if you ever start a company look me up k? I'm almost as good at working as I am at drinking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    OMG!!! HELLS YEAH!!!

    I feel like punching something.
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    editing post.

    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    STRIKE FOR CHELLE!
    HAHAHahaha....she's more badass than Spoon! (or did spoon hack into Chelle's account???)
    Normski
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