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  1. #901
    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
    Hardest part about rollerskating?
    having to tell all your friends and family that youre gay.



    when I used to skateboard, we would call all the rollerbladers "fruit booters"
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
    Hardest part about rollerskating?
    having to tell all your friends and family that youre gay.



    when I used to skateboard, we would call all the rollerbladers "fruit booters"
    I am sure that made you feel so much better about yourself.
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    I love the recession, and I especially love the credit crunch.

    Everything has gotten so much cheaper (Deals everywhere on everything!), and it will teach people to live within their means, without owing anything to anybody.
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    Cogito ergo sum

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    Dear Son,

    I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We
    don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper
    where most accidents happened within twenty miles of home, so we
    moved. I won't be able to send you the address as the last
    family that lived here took the numbers with them for their next
    house so they wouldn't have to change their address.

    This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four
    shirts in it, pulled the chain and hadn't seen 'em since. It only
    rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days the
    second time.

    The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt Sue said would
    be a little heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons, so
    we cut them off and put them in the pockets.

    We got a bill from the funeral home. Said if we didn't make
    the last payment on Grandma's funeral bill, up she comes.

    About your father -- he has a lovely new job. He has over 500
    men under him. He's cutting grass at the local cemetary.

    About your sister -- she had a baby this morning. I haven't
    found out whether it is a boy or girl, so I don't know if you are
    an aunt or an uncle.

    Your Uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to
    pull him out, but he fought them off playfully, so he drowned. We
    cremated him and he burned for four days.

    Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pick-up truck.
    One was driving, the other two boys was in the back. The driver
    got out, he rolled down the window and swam to safety. The other
    two drowned. They couldn't get the tailgate down.

    Not much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
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    I ran out of deodorant yesterday and I smell really bad right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    I ran out of deodorant yesterday and I smell really uropean right now.
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    whats worse? running out of deodorant, shampoo, baby powder or cologne?
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  8. #908
    who the fuck uses baby powder? do you have a "chafing problem" rilla?


    deodorant ftw


  9. #909
    I rarely wear deodorant.. I dont really get the point of it. Dont you guys take showers? If Im all sweaty in the kitchen, how does a little bit of scented gel under my armpits prevent me from stinking? In the summer I wear it more regularly, but srsly, in the winter?
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    My odor doesn't waif through my shirt when I wear deodorant. If anything I think it's less useful in the summer. If I don't wear a shirt then my whole body creates sweatish smell, so something under the arms does nothing.
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    i shower every 2 or 3 days(this is true)
    deodorant ftw
    i also slide old spice down yonder

    i lhave no hair
    i'm not a baby
    i thought cologne was a booze, so i'm going to ignore this for now
  12. #912
    I shower every day, sometimes twice a day if I work out. I put deodorant on every time after I shower. Sometimes I don't before I go to bed, but even before bed I use it, habit I guess. There's been a few times throughout the years where I've forgotten for some reason (been knocked out of my routine), and I can tell. I don't like B.O.


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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    who the fuck uses baby powder? do you have a "chafing problem" rilla?


    deodorant ftw
    i loves me the powder.
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  14. #914
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    who the fuck uses baby powder? do you have a "chafing problem" rilla?


    deodorant ftw
    i loves me the powder.
    enlighten me......where do you put it?


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    no deodorant? wat?

    LOL cold climates FTW
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  16. #916
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
    Hardest part about rollerskating?
    having to tell all your friends and family that youre gay.



    when I used to skateboard, we would call all the rollerbladers "fruit booters"


    hahah we did the same shit
    Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    who the fuck uses baby powder? do you have a "chafing problem" rilla?


    deodorant ftw
    i loves me the powder.
    enlighten me......where do you put it?
    Right on them sweaty balls. No swamp ass for me, tyvm
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  18. #918
    i never wear deodorant, i'm allergic to that shit
  19. #919
    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    I shower every day, sometimes twice a day if I work out. I put deodorant on every time after I shower. Sometimes I don't before I go to bed, but even before bed I use it, habit I guess. There's been a few times throughout the years where I've forgotten for some reason
    Aluminum poisoning?
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    Have you ever accidentally put on anti-perspirant immediately before you take a shower? Things go horribly wrong.


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
  21. #921
    cant be hidden your pheromones yo!
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  22. #922
    I always put on deodorant after I shower in the morning.

    Except this morning where I slept in and had to run to class w/o a shower. I just put on 4 layers of clothes and deodorant and hoped the smell did not get out.

    I feel gross if I don't take a shower when I get up.



    rilla I feel like I got some ball bo after a long day baby powder knock that right out?
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    baby powder is preventative imo
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  24. #924
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    baby powder is preventative imo
    this is a must in the summer imo.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    thanks to daven i went climbing today, the first time since i was 12. i forgot how truly awesome that is. my palms are sore and 3/8 fingers are bleeding. as a lil bonus, climbing wimmenz are fucking hot and from some lines u have a great view over the gym and aerobic studio next to the wall.
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    yo
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    I bought deodorant on my lunch break and forgot to put it on. I started to smell myself at 1p, so no way I could go without it. After application I smelled fresh and clean.


    FTW
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  28. #928
    comcast, the major cable provider in tuscon was haxored during the last 5 minutes of the superbowl. 30 seconds of hardcore porn was broadcast to viewers. This is so fucking awesome.
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    powerfully awesome
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    nm found it

    RANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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    Doom-Switch
    Pronunciation: 'düm-swich
    Function: noun

    1. The button or switch that an online gaming site toggles on or off, subsequently rigging the game for a particular player.

    Note: This term was created by PokerRoom.com player "monkeyzero". TradeMark laws may apply to its usage.
    ex. 1. "I was the favorite to win every hand I was in, but I ended up losing my bankroll because they got the Doom-Switch on me."

    ex. 2. "I won two hands in a row. I think they turned my Doom-Switch off."
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    theoretical physics (+astronomy, cosmology and astrology) is the single most interesting thing in the universe imo.
    matter vs anti-matter asymmetry, dark matter fifth dimension, time travel, the theory of everything (including requisite equation complete with undiscovered variable), elusive particles, ever-expanding universe (kind of makes sense but is scary), repeated mass extinctions like clockwork here on earth, 1 supernova going off every single passing second, wow


    I think I may have found my calling. I wonder if I could make money to live with it though.
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    theoretical physics (+astronomy, cosmology and astrology) is the single most interesting thing in the universe imo.
    matter vs anti-matter asymmetry, dark matter fifth dimension, time travel, the theory of everything (including requisite equation complete with undiscovered variable), elusive particles, ever-expanding universe (kind of makes sense but is scary), repeated mass extinctions like clockwork here on earth, 1 supernova going off every single passing second, wow


    I think I may have found my calling. I wonder if I could make money to live with it though.
    Every once in a while I read something about one of these things, then I start googling, links start branching out, and all of a sudden I spend the whole night reading about it. Very interesting stuff indeed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    who the fuck uses baby powder? do you have a "chafing problem" rilla?
    baby powder keeps the balls dry and soft
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    awesome addon for firefox: Interclue

    Brings up a pop up window of links content when you hover the mouse over link
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    Only 10 more days of the Tebow/Swiggidy marriage. Makes me sad to see it end.
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    Only 10 more days of the Tebow/Swiggidy marriage. Makes me sad to see it end.
    take a screenshot and it will last forever
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    flomo the homo

    just kidding
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    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    Only 10 more days of the Tebow/Swiggidy marriage. Makes me sad to see it end.
    Theoretically I could start drinking in 4 days so wouldn't remember the last week anyway. Hmmmm....
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    I forgot to take bacon out of the freezer so only eggs for dinner

    I buy bacon in bulk when it's on sale, so have 6 lbs in the freezer
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    i fucking hate taxes
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    i fucking hate taxes
    OMG, I fucking love taxes. I'm getting so much back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    I forgot to take bacon out of the freezer so only eggs for dinner

    I buy bacon in bulk when it's on sale, so have 6 lbs in the freezer
    only 6lbs? so you buy bulk bacon every 3 days?
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    I've been drinking way too much Diet Dr. Pepper lately. I buy these 18 ounce plastic cups so I don't have to constantly do dishes and buy the 2 liter bottles.

    Anyways, today I started an experiment, I bought 9 oz. cups instead of the 18 ouncers. Anyone think this will help me drink less?
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    yah, i think its likely it helps
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    ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS

    Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!!

    Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this:

    Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....??


    WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home.

    I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the bu tton.

    Nothing!

    I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!!

    Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.

    Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) but thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?

    So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and taser in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.


    All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5' long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, 'no possible way!'

    What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best...?

    I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, 'don't do it stupid,' reasoning tha t a one second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and . .

    HOLY MOTHER OF GOD . . WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION . . . WHAT THE CRAP!!!

    I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs? The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.

    Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor.. A three second burst would be considered conservative?

    IT HURT LIKE HELL!!!

    A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling.

    Apparently I pooped on myself, but was too numb to know for sure and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my gonads and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!!

    P.S. My wife loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it! 'If you think education is difficult, try being stupid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    I've been drinking way too much Diet Dr. Pepper lately. I buy these 18 ounce plastic cups so I don't have to constantly do dishes and buy the 2 liter bottles.

    Anyways, today I started an experiment, I bought 9 oz. cups instead of the 18 ouncers. Anyone think this will help me drink less?
    i tried this approach


    results = i drink right out of the bottle now
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    I've been drinking way too much Diet Dr. Pepper lately. I buy these 18 ounce plastic cups so I don't have to constantly do dishes and buy the 2 liter bottles.

    Anyways, today I started an experiment, I bought 9 oz. cups instead of the 18 ouncers. Anyone think this will help me drink less?
    i think this will help, considering you're already lazy enough to only use disposable cups so you dont have to do dishes. now you're going to have to get up and walk to the kitchen twice as much, which clearly is against the code of laziness, hence causing you to drink less.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    spacegravy on 2p2 is on an epic prop bet / session

    has to make 40k$ in 30 days playing $60 sngs only

    so far in 36 hours hes played about 900 sngs

    NINE FUCKING HUNDRED

    in one session

    hes losing obv

    also NINE FUCKIGN HUNDRED
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    A guy I work with went to Sam's club yesterday and I had him buy me popcorn, so now I have 52 bags which should last me about 2 months.

    Woot

    (but I still miss the Millennium Butter)
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    "The residue is a complex number which describes the behavior of line integrals of a meromorphic function around a singularity."
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    name the movie I was watching to have to go find this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-av7F1JBmj4

    10 points for the correct answer, and if you don't know at least you can be sure you don't suck at life like me.
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    now that is a timeless classic spenda

    edit: here is one to go with that one
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz-G25XMXr4
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    Cogito ergo sum

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    I'm watching daybreak right now, pretty awesome
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    Cogito ergo sum

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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    Madden 10 is looking great
    http://insideblog.easports.com/archi...irst-look.aspx
    http://insideblog.easports.com/archi...adden-nfl.aspx

    And they even seem to care, or at least appear to, about what the gamer's want, and ask for input.
    http://www.operationsports.com/newspost.php?id=293276
    I'm impressed EA, you may just do enough to save your rep in my eyes.

    Its the first american football game I'm actually looking forward to since NFL2K5.
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    Cogito ergo sum

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    EA has been making great games outside of the sports realm as of late. Hard to hate them now.
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    is that actually true?

    and i was gonna buy madden 09 but maybe ill wait for 10. fucking EA, why do they have to come out with a new sports game EVERY year.
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    is that actually true?

    and i was gonna buy madden 09 but maybe ill wait for 10. fucking EA, why do they have to come out with a new sports game EVERY year.
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    Fucking went to subway today. Appearantly the turkey breast footlong is not a 5 dolla footlong which it has always been since the days they first came out with the stupid promo, nor is my discount card good at that particular subway though its worked there the last 3 times. Its good everywhere else in the county.

    Not being a life nit or anything but its the god damn principle of the thing if i pays monies for a discount card it should damn well work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bbickes
    Fucking went to subway today. Appearantly the turkey breast footlong is not a 5 dolla footlong which it has always been since the days they first came out with the stupid promo, nor is my discount card good at that particular subway though its worked there the last 3 times. Its good everywhere else in the county.

    Not being a life nit or anything but its the god damn principle of the thing if i pays monies for a discount card it should damn well work.
    I almost tilted on this the other day, too. It's like everybody looooves the turkey sammich, so let's not make that one a good deal.

    Go get the $5 Turkey at Quizno's instead. dayuuum.
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    My wifes workplace likes to use first initial+last name for email addresses. She has a coworker named Bob Allin. Last name is pronounced the same as Allen, but super cool anyway.

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    Subway is lame. You're paying for bread and shitty veggies.


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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Subway is lame. You're paying for bread and shitty veggies.
    I don't understand. It's fast food, what are you expecting?
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    Touche.

    I guess my beef is that people act like it's all healthy, but really it's only more healthy than McDonalds's or Wendy's.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Madden 10 is looking great
    http://insideblog.easports.com/archi...irst-look.aspx
    http://insideblog.easports.com/archi...adden-nfl.aspx

    And they even seem to care, or at least appear to, about what the gamer's want, and ask for input.
    http://www.operationsports.com/newspost.php?id=293276
    I'm impressed EA, you may just do enough to save your rep in my eyes.

    Its the first american football game I'm actually looking forward to since NFL2K5.
    Awesome. I actually planned on looking at previews for the game tonight and boom. NFL2k5 was the shit. The NCAA games are still sweet, not sure about Madden.

    Anyways, bbickes, that's weird because on a friend's facebook status he was saying how he was so pumped that ALL subs at subway are $5 for a footlong.
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    did anyone read my big long post to start this page?
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    i have added flomo to my vocabulary.
    "you fuckning flomo" is how i use it mosst

    fyi, there are people with the last name flomo
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    did anyone read my big long post to start this page?
    meant to

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    did anyone read my big long post to start this page?
    I did and then shared it with roommate. We had a good laugh.
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