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  1. #826
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    One time when I was a kid, I stuck a knife in a receptacle. I never did that again.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqJ-Tmj6AeI

    !!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    "one way out" premieres on Disc. channel tonight, not sure why but I'm excited for this show
    fack fell asleep before 8 (side note: sleep schedule is back, been up at 5am the past 3 mornings). Anyone catch the show???
  4. #829
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    "one way out" premieres on Disc. channel tonight, not sure why but I'm excited for this show
    fack fell asleep before 8 (side note: sleep schedule is back, been up at 5am the past 3 mornings). Anyone catch the show???
    it was meh
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    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    boooooooooooooooo

    thx tho
  6. #831
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    One time when I was a kid, I stuck a knife in a receptacle. I never did that again.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqJ-Tmj6AeI

    !!!!!!!!
    wow.


    and...

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    February 16th is three weeks from yesterday. I will be very sad that day.
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  8. #833
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    One time when I was a kid, I stuck a knife in a receptacle. I never did that again.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqJ-Tmj6AeI

    !!!!!!!!
    how is this not removed from youtube yet? That is some intense shit man...
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  9. #834
    About a month ago, my wife and I were out shopping and stopped by the drive-through at a Tim Horton's, she gets a "steeped" tea, I get my usual double-double XL coffee. I start drinking my coffee, which tastes like coffee, but all I can smell is tea. Weird. Five minutes later I'm puking up my breakfast at the side of the road. Weirder.

    Fast forward a few weeks, I go to a Tim Horton's drive-through again (a different one) on my own, get my XL double-double, start drinking it and all I can smell is tea again. A couple of sips and my stomach starts getting queasy. I dumped out the rest of the coffee.

    No more Tim's for me, I guess.

    I drink coffee at home every day, btw, black w/sugar, so maybe it's the cream. Also, cudos to McDonalds for finally making a decent cup of joe.
  10. #835
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    About a month ago, my wife and I were out shopping and stopped by the drive-through at a Tim Horton's, she gets a "steeped" tea, I get my usual double-double XL coffee. I start drinking my coffee, which tastes like coffee, but all I can smell is tea. Weird. Five minutes later I'm puking up my breakfast at the side of the road. Weirder.

    Fast forward a few weeks, I go to a Tim Horton's drive-through again (a different one) on my own, get my XL double-double, start drinking it and all I can smell is tea again. A couple of sips and my stomach starts getting queasy. I dumped out the rest of the coffee.

    No more Tim's for me, I guess.

    I drink coffee at home every day, btw, black w/sugar, so maybe it's the cream. Also, cudos to McDonalds for finally making a decent cup of joe.
    From what I heard, their coffee had always (as in the last decade or possibly more) been good. I doubt their new "cafe creations" or whatever are very good in comparison to other flavored coffees..
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  11. #836
    Naw, Mickey Dee's coffee sucked forever (in Canada anyway) until just a little while ago. They make a big deal about their coffee in their TV ads now. I don't drink flavored coffee, btw. That's for girls, gays and bigred.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Naw, Mickey Dee's coffee sucked forever (in Canada anyway) until just a little while ago. They make a big deal about their coffee in their TV ads now. I don't drink flavored coffee, btw. That's for girls, gays and bigred.
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    Random Fact: Bigred only likes iced coffee. He hates hot drinks of any kind. Red bull is delicious.
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    I know what Bigred is.............no wait, that't not it..............damnit Bigred what ARE you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Random Fact: Bigred only likes iced coffee. He hates hot drinks of any kind. Red bull is delicious.
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  19. #844
    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
    Quote Originally Posted by kb coolman
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    i live beside cows. they moo a lot. sometimes i want to go outside and beat the living shit out of the cows and make them shut the hell up, but then i remember im like 100 lbs, and the cow could probably kill me if it wanted to.

    fucking cows.
    You should tip them in their sleep.
    just quoting to make sure chelle doesnt miss out on a lot of fun. it´s exponentially more fun, when the feedlot is on a hillside
    Hah. I'm not messing with an animal big enough to squish me. Plus it's much more likely that the cow would tip me than me tipping the cow.
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  20. #845
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    One time when I was a kid, I stuck a knife in a receptacle. I never did that again.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqJ-Tmj6AeI

    !!!!!!!!
    how is this not removed from youtube yet? That is some intense shit man...
    cuz it's epic!
  21. #846
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
    Quote Originally Posted by kb coolman
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    i live beside cows. they moo a lot. sometimes i want to go outside and beat the living shit out of the cows and make them shut the hell up, but then i remember im like 100 lbs, and the cow could probably kill me if it wanted to.

    fucking cows.
    You should tip them in their sleep.
    just quoting to make sure chelle doesnt miss out on a lot of fun. it´s exponentially more fun, when the feedlot is on a hillside
    Hah. I'm not messing with an animal big enough to squish me. Plus it's much more likely that the cow would tip me than me tipping the cow.
    damn you are such a noobie. Lemme 'splain it to ya. The first thing you have to understand is that cows sleep standing up. If the feedlot is on a hillside you can take running start (from the uphill side ldo) and ram into the sleeping target cow throwing all 100 lbs of your weight into it and SHAZAM!!!!, Cow falls over. By the time the cow wakes up and gets oriented to what is happening you are halfway across the field laughing your ass off.

    PS - Please have Mr. Spoon accompany you with a video camera that will soon become one of the most watched videos on all of the youtubes.
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  22. #847
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Naw, Mickey Dee's coffee sucked forever (in Canada anyway) until just a little while ago. They make a big deal about their coffee in their TV ads now. I don't drink flavored coffee, btw. That's for girls, gays and bigred.
    hmph, I see. Ive never been a big coffee drinker. I have to admit I do like iced and flavored coffee on occasion. But to counter-act that gayness, I normally get a shot of espresso after dessert at a good restaurant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    i live beside cows. they moo a lot. sometimes i want to go outside and beat the living shit out of the cows and make them shut the hell up, but then i remember im like 100 lbs, and the cow could probably kill me if it wanted to.

    fucking cows.
    You should tip them in their sleep.
    just quoting to make sure chelle doesnt miss out on a lot of fun. it´s exponentially more fun, when the feedlot is on a hillside
    Hah. I'm not messing with an animal big enough to squish me. Plus it's much more likely that the cow would tip me than me tipping the cow.
    damn you are such a noobie. Lemme 'splain it to ya. The first thing you have to understand is that cows sleep standing up. If the feedlot is on a hillside you can take running start (from the uphill side ldo) and ram into the sleeping target cow throwing all 100 lbs of your weight into it and SHAZAM!!!!, Cow falls over. By the time the cow wakes up and gets oriented to what is happening you are halfway across the field laughing your ass off.

    PS - Please have Mr. Spoon accompany you with a video camera that will soon become one of the most watched videos on all of the youtubes.
    Ha, this is one of the better suggestions that I've read in a long time.

    Also, I google imaged 'eighteen year old' (because it's page 18 on this thread and I wanted to post a cool picture), but everything came back far too NSFW. I encourage you all to check for yourself, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Also, I google imaged 'eighteen year old' (because it's page 18 on this thread and I wanted to post a cool picture), but everything came back far too NSFW. I encourage you all to check for yourself, though.
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    so up until very recently (1-2 weeks ago), I was having mad trouble sleeping and I'd never really have any cool dreams. Then I changed my diet and supplementing all around (basically from trying to gain weight to lose weight) and now I sleep fucking GREAT and have some wickedly real dreams. I think tonight I'm going to try to watch the opening segments of a porno then go to sleep abruptly and see what happens.

    I changed a lot of things all at once, so it's hard to isolate which variable caused me to start sleeping so well, but if I had to guess:

    1. started taking melatonin before I go to bed
    2. calcium before bed
    3. way less carbs (no swings)
    4. the rest
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    so up until very recently (1-2 weeks ago), I was having mad trouble sleeping and I'd never really have any cool dreams. Then I changed my diet and supplementing all around (basically from trying to gain weight to lose weight) and now I sleep fucking GREAT and have some wickedly real dreams. I think tonight I'm going to try to watch the opening segments of a porno then go to sleep abruptly and see what happens.

    I changed a lot of things all at once, so it's hard to isolate which variable caused me to start sleeping so well, but if I had to guess:

    1. started taking melatonin before I go to bed
    2. calcium before bed
    3. way less carbs (no swings)
    4. the rest
    are you taking ZMA?
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    no, but calcium blocks the uptake of zinc anyway, so calcium + ZMA is a big no-no
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    why do girls insist on wiping down the treadmill when they didn't even break a sweat and the only thing other than their feet that made contact with the machine was their finger to touch a few buttons?

    women
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    meh I'm fine with that, I cannot stand when people don't wipe down the bench especially when they don't wear a hat.

    Also, people who hold onto the rails on the treadmill make me laugh for a wide variety of reasons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    meh I'm fine with that, I cannot stand when people don't wipe down the bench especially when they don't wear a hat.

    Also, people who hold onto the rails on the treadmill make me laugh for a wide variety of reasons.
    yeah, I wipe down all my stuff when I'm done using it, within reason. Wiping down a treadmill that I never sweated on and never touched, is not within reason though.

    but if I'm sweating, and I usually am a little bit, and I sit on a machine/bench/whatever, I'll always wipe it down.
  32. #857
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    why do girls insist on wiping down the treadmill when they didn't even break a sweat and the only thing other than their feet that made contact with the machine was their finger to touch a few buttons?

    women
    They suspect you're going to try to sniff their sweat?

    idk, just a guess
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash256
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    why do girls insist on wiping down the treadmill when they didn't even break a sweat and the only thing other than their feet that made contact with the machine was their finger to touch a few buttons?

    women
    They suspect you're going to try to sniff their sweat?

    idk, just a guess
    damn, they're on to me

  34. #859
    so there is this alltell/verizon commercial with a guy at a bbq talking about his family. When the commercial first aired he used to say "this is my uncle [name], he's not my real uncle, but he doesn't owe me any money, so he's a keeper". However, like a week after the commercial initially aired I noticed they took the "but he doesn't owe me any money" part out.

    What the fuck
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    mindfuck pics suck
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  37. #862
    I cannot snack anymore, if I have something like chips or cookies on my place I eat them all at once in a single sitting.

    sad imo
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    I cannot snack anymore, if I have something like chips or cookies on my place I eat them all at once in a single sitting.

    sad imo
    me too fat kid syndrome
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    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Almost forgot, the new pizza hut 'natural' pizza is pretty good and their best pizza in a while imo. Usually get the hut like once every 3 months just for the bread sticks, now it might be once/2 months if they keep it around.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    I cannot snack anymore, if I have something like chips or cookies on my place I eat them all at once in a single sitting.

    sad imo
    too much weed imo
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    god I wish I was not broke

    http://slickdeals.net/permadeal/1784...itor-w-DVI-156
    26" for $156
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    I cannot snack anymore, if I have something like chips or cookies on my place I eat them all at once in a single sitting.

    sad imo
    too much weed imo
    too.. much?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    god I wish I was not broke

    http://slickdeals.net/permadeal/1784...itor-w-DVI-156
    26" for $156
    Link no worky, need moar info
    Hey knucklehead! Bonk!
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    neva mind, found it in the forums. $156 was so yesterday... now it's still a decent deal at $250, but man, $156 woulda been awesome... http://www.1saleaday.com/
  48. #873
    Not so random interview question I was asked yesterday:

    Q: Use five words to describe yourself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Not so random interview question I was asked yesterday:

    Q: Use five words to describe yourself.
    easy for you. "i'm just an old man."
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    what was the question again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    what was the question again?
    spenda is just on a whole nutter level
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    god I wish I was not broke

    http://slickdeals.net/permadeal/1784...itor-w-DVI-156
    26" for $156
    sick... I dont even play poker anymore, but Id prob snatch one up if all my money wasnt already allocated to other stuff.
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    chatting with my friend on facebook. He asks me:

    "Do you have youtube?"
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    chatting with my friend on facebook. He asks me:

    "Do you have youtube?"
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    اشترك الآن في موقع زوجة.كوم واحصل على عضوية مميزة مجانا

    ابحث عن الاعضاء من جميع الدول لكي تجد شريك حياتك المناسب

    تحدث فوريا مع الأعضاء من خلال ماسنجر زوجة

    وميزات أخرى عديدة في انتظارك

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    سارع بالتسجيل لكي تحصل على العضوية المميزة المجانية

    مع تحيات موقع زوجة.كوم
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    I'm watching Anchorman on ABC and they edited out Brick's pants party line. I mean, I understood the "smells like Big Foot's Dick" line but how can Applegate saying "Brick, are you trying to say there's a party in your pants and I'm invited?" be offensive/etc... That's ridiculous.
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    so my buddy convinced me and my wife to run a half-marathon. I hate him and love him at the same time for this. See, I'm not out of shape really, but I've gained a few pounds and am not the beast I used to be when I was in killer shape. (p.s. boost, if you're wondering, this was the guy that was the best man at my wedding, the guy that had the lol-bad beginning to his best-man speech, on purpose, and turned it into a ridiculously awesome best-man speech)

    anyway, I started running this week. first three weeks are to get back into running shape, I've run 12 miles so far (Tue 3, Fri 3, Sat-morn 3, Sat-night 3), and will run again tomorrow (3). Two more weeks of this (maybe up the mileage a little bit) and then I start with the crazy half-marathon workouts. FML, but I can tell I'm getting in better shape already.....kind of awesome.


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    Adaptation is a fucking magically fantastic Nicolas Cage movie
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    UG, I wish it was 60 so I could run outside. High 30 and foot snow. FML
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    why would you ever want to run?
    It is just torture on the knees.

    Biking/Rollerblading/Iceskating ftw
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
  63. #888
    biking = hurts my nuts
    rollerblading = can't skate
    skating = gay


    there you go



    p.s. biking isn't that bad but it's only a workout if you make it one, and I don't like working out on a bike. most people that bike barely get anything out of it.


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    You sound afraid of skating, george. It can't possibly be gay because Mario Lemeuix made a living on skates. I can only assume something horrible happened to you on the ice and I'd like to hear about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    You sound afraid of skating, george. It can't possibly be gay because Mario Lemeuix made a living on skates. I can only assume something horrible happened to you on the ice and I'd like to hear about it.
    I heard he fell and took all 5 feet of a hockey stick up his bum
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    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    ok it's not gay, unless you're figure skating (although I remember that Canadian couple from the Olympics a few years back that got married, that chick was hot)......I guess there's just not many places to skate in KC, so I went like twice as a youth and obviously was not good at it. I'm good at most stuff I try/do, or can get to a point where I'm good if given the chance.

    Maybe there should be more ice rinks in KC. Give kids a chance!


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    rilla that was a long time ago don't make me relive that part of my life


    there was lots of blood, and that's all I will say


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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    rollerblading = can't skate
    skating = gay
    Backwards imo.

    Rollerblading is much much more gay than skating!!
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    I'm awesome on rollerblades. Never did tricks, but played roller hockey for 4-6 years.

    Would have played ice, but like UG there aren't that many places (and it's $$$)
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    deer stew ftw
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  74. #899
    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
    Hardest part about rollerskating?
    Fending off all the ladies getting up on my spandex-covered junk.
  75. #900
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
    Hardest part about rollerskating?
    Fending off all the ladies getting up on my spandex-covered junk.
    that, and the fucking limbo. everyone probably has a similar story like this, but the same bitch would win it at every goddamn skating party because she could do the splits on skates.


    p.s. do they even have skating parties for kids anymore?


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