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  1. #7501
    1) my feet stink
    2) my daughter is 18 yesterday.
    3) France surrendered in the war

    That is all.
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    For both men and women, we assume the other sex understands what's being said. In reality, male and female brains operate a little differently and women are generally far more capable when it comes to verbal communication. This advantage allows women to track multiple conversations and pick up on intricacies of speech that men can't. In essence, women are better listeners than men by default, even if it's a somewhat minor distinction. The Norwich Bulletin points to a study from the University of Sheffield that discovered the male brain has trouble tracking a woman's speech because of how it processes the sound of the female voice:

    These researchers found differences in the way male and female brains process voice sounds. The results of this study demonstrate that, in the male brain, the perception of male and female voices activates different brain regions. The guys could easily hear and understand other men's voices. However, women have a greater natural melody in their voices and possess a more complex range of sound frequencies than a male voice. The men in the study had a harder time deciphering them and really hearing what a woman was saying. When they heard the female voices, they had to decipher them using the part of the brain that processes music - a more complex process than is used in the part of the brain that analyzes a male voice.
    The only real solution to the problem is for both men and women to be aware and understanding of this inherent communication issue. Communication is difficult even without the gender differences, so it can help for men to make the extra effort and for women to understand that what they say may not always come across in exactly the way they think.
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  3. #7503
    very interesting.

    stupid girls.
  4. #7504
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    very interesting.

    stupid girls.


    yes
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  5. #7505
    In essence, men are better at communicating their point than women by default
    obv
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    Quote Originally Posted by celtic123 View Post

    2) my daughter is 18 yesterday.
    pics?
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    Quote Originally Posted by celtic123 View Post
    2) my daughter was 18 yesterday.
    Pics plz.
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    ongies gonna ong
  9. #7509
    Toby Keith - Red Solo Cup (Unedited Version) - YouTube

    my favorite song right now

    EDIT--saw this damn thang was on the second page so just made up a reason to post


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    Quote Originally Posted by UG View Post
    Toby Keith - Red Solo Cup (Unedited Version) - YouTube

    my favorite song right now

    EDIT--saw this damn thang was on the second page so just made up a reason to post
    Quoted for awesomeness.

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  12. #7512
    Ha, I just realized Lumbergh wears both a belt and suspenders.
  13. #7513
    cool stooooh oooooh ooooory bro
  14. #7514
    Guys are talking about how to avoid getting raped in prison and someone says "inject yourself with aids" then someone says "Men don't get aids from banging other men; they only get aids from getting banged by other men.

  15. #7515
    How to get the party started...

    If this doesn't make you smile, you have no soul.
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    ongies gonna ong
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    soulless
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    soulless
    This
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  18. #7518
    The second guy was clearly making fun of the first guy. That doesn't make me smile at all. It makes me angry.
  19. #7519
    Remind me to not go to a festival with you ghouls.
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    ongies gonna ong
  20. #7520
    Aren't ghouls all soul?
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    Not in my world.
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    ongies gonna ong
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    ghoulless
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    SO EXCITEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  24. #7524
    Thaaaaaaaank you neighbours with WEP. I'm back on the internets!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    Thaaaaaaaank you neighbours with WEP. I'm back on the internets!
    Get a job, hippy
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  26. #7526
    our internet contract is signed and paid for, but it takes them 4 fucking weeks to get it activated.
  27. #7527
    Would you like it if your neighbours picked your locks to enter your house to use your phone?
  28. #7528
    The civilized thing to do is:
    a) knock
    b) esplain your thing about 4 weeks activation weaksauce telecom
    c) ask if they would set up a temporary key that they'd share with you (or their current one, and tell them to change it once you have your own internets)

    A neighbour in my building came up and asked politely, I made a temporary key for her. There's still this thing in the world called "talking to neighbours" and "helping each other out".
  29. #7529
    just rode a scooter(lol) for about an hour in 40° weather with only a pair of jeans on my legs. I got home about an hour and fifteen minutes ago, and my knees are still far below the rest of my body temp. They don't hurt or anything, they are just really cold and refuse to get warm. They are actually making the blanket fabric cold. The air around them feels colder if I hover my hand near them. My knees are essentially radiating coldness. Have a developed a super power?
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    just rode a scooter(lol) for about an hour in 40° weather with only a pair of jeans on my legs. I got home about an hour and fifteen minutes ago, and my knees are still far below the rest of my body temp. They don't hurt or anything, they are just really cold and refuse to get warm. They are actually making the blanket fabric cold. The air around them feels colder if I hover my hand near them. My knees are essentially radiating coldness. Have a developed a super power?
    Super power, or circulatory problem? Send it to Stan Lee, let him decide.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucothefish View Post
    Super power, or circulatory problem? Send it to Stan Lee, let him decide.
    fuck that, he'll demand to make a cameo in my movie as a milkman, or a crossing guard. And I don't like old people. They creep me out. Except you Grandma, and a posthumous pardon to you Grandad. You guys are awesome.
  32. #7532
    Quote Originally Posted by eugmac View Post
    Would you like it if your neighbours picked your locks to enter your house to use your phone?
    No, but if they hooked some wires up in the basement so they could use my phoneline from their phone I would neither notice nor care.
  33. #7533
    My point was, normal door locks are about as secure as WEP passwords, and if you'd be decent enough to respect the door lock as a message that says "please stay out, this is ours", I think it's reasonable enough to expect the same for the wireless password.

    And I do think you would care if they used your line without your knowledge - possibility for people snooping on your phone calls, using it for illegal activities (idk, kiddie porn via dialup?) - all of these thoughts would certainly cross your mind if you found out they secretly broke into your phone box. If I were the neighbour and looked into my router log to discover some bastard's broken into the network I'd certainly worry about all of the above.

    Anyway my point was it's even easier to ask them than to crack it, so why not just ask?
  34. #7534
    It's not easier to ask them, and that's pretty much the deciding factor.
  35. #7535
    Is the easier route always justified, even if it involves committing a felony (however minor it may seem)?
  36. #7536
    No but it's easier for me. I'm gonna neither morally justify nor feel bad about this one particular action, I'm afraid.
  37. #7537
    If I were him I'd set you up so that your traffic gets rerouted through a packet sniffer and steal your manies and donate them to disaster relief efforts and whatnot and feel good about my felony because i am robin hood.
  38. #7538
    okay but please don't
  39. #7539
    Such bad luck that commune posts don't rock the post count.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    just rode a scooter(lol) for about an hour in 40° weather with only a pair of jeans on my legs. I got home about an hour and fifteen minutes ago, and my knees are still far below the rest of my body temp. They don't hurt or anything, they are just really cold and refuse to get warm. They are actually making the blanket fabric cold. The air around them feels colder if I hover my hand near them. My knees are essentially radiating coldness. Have a developed a super power?
    No blue helmet?
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    Wireless is in the air and until the US Government gets around to writing up the legislation, the air is free.

    Therefore, KiwiMark is a hero of democracy.
  43. #7543
    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    okay but please don't
    lol, literally, lol'd
  44. #7544
    Halls Breezers are so good.

    I have them in creamy strawberry and it's fucking AMAZING.
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  45. #7545
    I don't like country music, but I won't denigrate people who do...

    For those of you who listen country music, denigrate means 'put down'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawk View Post
    I don't like country music, but I won't denigrate people who do...

    For those of you who listen country music, denigrate means 'put down'.
    Ok, started to post something about the hot women in country music... then thought better of it. I didn't want to denigrate such beauties (sarcastic) as Lady Gaga...
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    I like good country music. I've just never heard any.
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    I like that Monty felt he had to qualify his post with '(sarcastic)' to insure nobody actually thinks he likes lady gaga.
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

    Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years

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    I like that Supa called out Monty
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    I like 1 shinia twain song. Something about a mirror in his pocket not being very impressive. I do feel appropriate shame.
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    Reddit had some good discussions that laid out MU being gat due to intentionally profiting off of copyright, intentionally ignoring DMCA stuff, etc
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    The longest gf I've had besides my current one died yesterday morning. I haven't spoken to her in probably 4-5 years but it's really getting to me. She had a brain tumor (which they thought she beat at one point) and I had no idea. There's still plenty of things that remind me of her daily.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kmind View Post
    The longest gf I've had besides my current one died yesterday morning. I haven't spoken to her in probably 4-5 years but it's really getting to me. She had a brain tumor (which they thought she beat at one point) and I had no idea. There's still plenty of things that remind me of her daily.
    *HUG*
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    Quote Originally Posted by kmind View Post
    The longest gf I've had besides my current one died yesterday morning. I haven't spoken to her in probably 4-5 years but it's really getting to me. She had a brain tumor (which they thought she beat at one point) and I had no idea. There's still plenty of things that remind me of her daily.

    -Hugs-

    I know how you feel in a way. My 'first' hung himself back in December.


    I hope the pain eases for you, sir.
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    **Hugs right back at you two** Thank you!

    Sorry Chelle That's awful!
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    So it seems making chicks feel sorry for you really will make them put out!



    Just kidding. That's sucks kmind. I have nothing of value to add, but I'm sure it's horrible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kmind View Post
    **Hugs right back at you two** Thank you!

    Sorry Chelle That's awful!

    I was kinda speed reading these last couple of posts, and for some reason I thought the user name next to this one was "bigred." I thought bigred swooped in and intercepted your cyberhugs (which were hugs being given out because you are grieving), like a boss. Then I saw it was just you accepting the cyberhugs meant for you.
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    another e-hug for kmizzle, brought you to by gmml
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    another e-hug for kmizzle, brought you to by gmml

    [swoop] Thanks gmml! e-hugs right back at you! [/swoop]
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    Quote Originally Posted by supa View Post
    I like that Monty felt he had to qualify his post with '(sarcastic)' to insure nobody actually thinks he likes lady gaga.
    yw

    and let me throw something in for actually making a semi-useless post...



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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    [swoop] Thanks gmml! e-hugs right back at you! [/swoop]
    GMML can you resend please?!
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    Note to self: do not fart in small office 30 seconds before clients arrive and/or get a bigger office with better air ventilation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    Note to self: do not fart in small office 30 seconds before clients arrive and/or get a bigger office with better air ventilation.
    How embarassing, unlucky bro. For this exact reason, I always leave my office to fart so I can walk away from it immediately.
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    My opening line was "lets open a window and get some air in here".
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    Tell them the fresh air washing away the stink is an analogy for how great your professional relationship is going to be.
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    sooooo.


    I really love tits.

    that's all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    sooooo.


    I really love tits.

    that's all.
    me too
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    Anyone ever flown long haul with a toddler? Any advice?
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    Key & Peele: Obama Loses His SH*T - YouTube

    This show caught me by surprise. Fucking hilarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    Anyone ever flown long haul with a toddler? Any advice?
    Whiskey pacifier.

    Now what would be hilarious...buy your toddler a separate middle seat somewhere on the plane, buckle him in between those poor unsuspecting people, wish him a good flight, walk away.

    Damn, I can answer questions about slope and do this? Father of the year award in my near future.
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    DON'T FLOP - Rap Battle - ‬Blizzard Vs Mark Grist - YouTube

    Middle-aged poet takes part in rap battle, hilarity ensues

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