BUFU GOGOGOGOGOGOGO!
Trip report required buddy
07-27-2010 02:04 PM
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"so I just got fired from my clown job"BUFU GOGOGOGOGOGOGO! | |
07-27-2010 02:06 PM
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07-27-2010 04:49 PM
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I laff'd @ buddy | |
07-27-2010 08:59 PM
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The female clown and I drive into Glen Island Park, an island north of The Bronx, to do our first party. We unload the car and she drives away to find parking in the parking lot. I am stuck with a large 50 pound black bin full of goodies, a 25 pound cotton candy machine, a cotton candy pan, and a laundry bag with an Elmo costume inside. I leave the cotton candy pan & laundry bag behind and begin to wheel the black bin & carry the cotton candy machine with me as I venture into the park section of the island that was about 200 yards away from where I was standing at the moment. | |
Last edited by BooG690; 07-27-2010 at 10:24 PM.
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07-27-2010 09:38 PM
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i enjoyed that story, thanks |
07-27-2010 09:42 PM
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The parts that made me laugh the most are the parts that are totally serious but are so funny to read for those of use who don't have clown related jobs. | |
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07-27-2010 10:05 PM
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Pretty epic story man. I think that all things considered, you're a better man for having had the experience. | |
07-27-2010 10:13 PM
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What happened to the bunny?!?!? | |
07-27-2010 10:20 PM
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07-27-2010 10:22 PM
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"As I prayed Bubbles stepped on a broken beer bottle" | |
07-28-2010 12:27 AM
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cool story bro | |
07-28-2010 12:28 AM
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seriously | |
07-28-2010 12:35 AM
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n1 | |
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07-28-2010 01:02 AM
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Well, at least you learned something: Never go to a party with Dominicans. | |
07-28-2010 01:04 AM
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Damn dawg.. Can you make me a balloon sword? | |
07-28-2010 01:27 AM
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+1 | |
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07-28-2010 01:37 AM
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Got to be a law against holding someone financially responsible for damaged equipment. I'd go back after Adolphs ass. (This is exactly why businesses have insurance)Also.. great story. | |
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07-28-2010 05:51 AM
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I don't think anyone saw that story coming. Not even a little. | |
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07-28-2010 06:42 AM
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Awesome read. lolled irl many times | |
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07-28-2010 08:28 AM
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Tell me you didn't let Bubbles keep the $20. | |
07-28-2010 10:43 AM
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Great story, sucks that you got fired but if you hated the job anyway it's probably not so bad. | |
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07-28-2010 11:01 AM
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lolage | |
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07-28-2010 11:33 AM
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Great story. Bad day!!!! | |
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07-28-2010 11:57 AM
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major lol. gl with the job search bufu | |
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07-28-2010 01:18 PM
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Finally, someone's boss is actually Hitler |
07-28-2010 01:52 PM
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pics would take this story/thread to a whole new level. I concur. | |
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07-28-2010 03:47 PM
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haha, awesome, seriously fucking awesome. | |
07-28-2010 04:00 PM
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Pics or gtfo. |
07-28-2010 04:05 PM
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07-28-2010 04:06 PM
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haha that sucks dude, cool story though, pics of bubbles please, maybe a bubbles wud hit thread? | |
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07-28-2010 04:07 PM
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hahahahah | |
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07-28-2010 04:09 PM
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Dude, I know it may be hard to admit it, and you may not feel proud, but don't worry, we've all been there, and we need to know. Did you fuck Bubbles? | |
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07-28-2010 04:15 PM
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Ok if I share this story? | |
Last edited by Sasquach991; 07-28-2010 at 05:01 PM. | |
07-29-2010 06:14 AM
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sometimes in life a mans just gotta carry the cotton candy machine | |
07-29-2010 06:43 AM
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07-29-2010 11:14 AM
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LOL YES | |
07-29-2010 11:19 AM
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I'm like 85-90% sure that the above Bubbles pic is a level. | |
07-29-2010 12:29 PM
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07-29-2010 12:30 PM
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thats also a nice story. pretty sure the bish ripped you off and spent it all on partying with adolph | |
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07-29-2010 02:30 PM
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I'm not sure whether I should believe this story or not, but whether its true or all made up .. I'm not sure it matters. So fucking awesome. | |
07-29-2010 03:21 PM
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Good read . very funny stuff. |
07-29-2010 06:51 PM
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07-30-2010 07:28 PM
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I hope you got payment for your last day, especially considering how shitty it was. He has to pay you! | |
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07-31-2010 06:27 PM
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08-01-2010 11:22 PM
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epic thread. | |
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08-02-2010 12:12 AM
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HAHAHAHA | |
08-02-2010 12:26 AM
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09-10-2011 01:03 AM
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demand pic of boog in a clown costume | |
09-10-2011 01:36 AM
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how did i m iss this the first time around. | |
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09-10-2011 05:53 AM
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I hate that my boss (GMML) asked me to post a pic. As an employee of FTR, I'm required to do this. | |
Last edited by BooG690; 09-10-2011 at 06:04 AM.
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09-10-2011 10:57 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA | |
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09-10-2011 10:58 AM
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Let the photoshopping begin! | |
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09-10-2011 12:58 PM
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oh my god. it's so much better than expected. | |
09-10-2011 01:06 PM
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oh man... shit just got real. | |
09-10-2011 01:09 PM
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When was it most common to contemplate suicide, before, after, or during a gig? | |
09-10-2011 01:10 PM
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Meh, he was wearing the same thing in Vegas. | |
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09-10-2011 01:49 PM
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Before. Suiting up was the worst. I was pretty upset at my selling of the soul just to make a few bucks. | |
09-10-2011 02:02 PM
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09-10-2011 04:17 PM
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it's like christmas came early | |
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09-10-2011 07:29 PM
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i think the most shocking thing is that you are not in fact the guy in your avatar. |
09-10-2011 07:45 PM
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09-10-2011 09:41 PM
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Don't clowns wear makeup? | |
09-10-2011 10:05 PM
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09-10-2011 11:51 PM
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Can't (shouldn't) a mod makes this pic boogs avatar? At least for a little while. I think it's criminal not to. | |
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09-11-2011 02:38 AM
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These two actually make a nice couple | |
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09-11-2011 10:00 AM
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Awwwwweeeee. | |
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09-11-2011 10:37 AM
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A+ thread. | |
09-11-2011 01:07 PM
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I'll assume you do face painting. I'll take a Batman symbol, please. | |
09-11-2011 01:22 PM
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09-11-2011 02:11 PM
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omg lol | |
09-11-2011 02:27 PM
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<3 BennyLaRue | |
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09-11-2011 04:30 PM
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AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA | |
09-11-2011 04:31 PM
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aryan thanks, this thread could be one of the best ever in the commune | |
09-11-2011 05:18 PM
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This thread led to me googling some clown stuff, and images of the clown from IT appeared on my screen, and man, that shit still kinda freaks me out. | |
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09-11-2011 06:53 PM
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Last edited by BooG690; 09-11-2011 at 06:59 PM.
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