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  1. #1276
    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    ass over boobs any day of the week
    crazy talk
  2. #1277
    If ass is over boobs then dem be some saggy ass tittehs
  3. #1278
    Only if she's a big girl. Not every guy likes big titties.
  4. #1279
    Quote Originally Posted by aubreymcfate View Post
    thanks! i probably look different because the lighting and quality are so drastically different. first one's not even a photo, i made it on gifyo.com. plus in the second pic, i was in a small room with a ton of horny guys... it was a little humid in there, lol.
    You sure it wasn't mainly horny girls? :P

    i see you are on your way to becoming a true butt connoisseur :P butts are fun in all shapes and sizes, definitely. thong bikinis help.
    I'm a real sucker for this particular type of thong:


    are you familiar with keyra augustina? google her if no... consider it a gift.
    I couldn't find her in one of thongs I prefer, but she definitely has a nice bum!

  5. #1280
    I love tits more than anything in existence, but tiny tits with a great ass is still better than great tits and a tiny ass. It's weird how it works. It's like the Gestalt theory. Women are more than just a sum of their parts, and for some reason an ass does more than tits. Not necessarily in first impressions though. Great tits are mesmerizing in ways an ass is not, but an ass has staying power in way tits do not
  6. #1281
    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    Only if she's a big girl. Not every guy likes big titties.
    I meant for her ass to be over (or above) her tits, then the tits must have sagged to epic proportions.

    My jokes are terrible, I realize this.
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    HEY WANKERS.

    This is the post pics of yourself thread not the discuss boobs and ass thread. GTFO.
  8. #1283
    Here is a picture of myself looking fabulous

  9. #1284
    Are you serious? Dozer may just be the awesomest looking person ever. A more beautiful beard has never existed
  10. #1285
    I fluffed it out for that pic. If I comb it down it looks more "presentable"
  11. #1286
    I've been trying to figure out who you remind me of. Then it hits me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CLCOvZOh1o

    TIL Dozer is always yelling
  12. #1287
    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    I fluffed it out for that pic. If I comb it down it looks more "presentable"
    Although I am jealous I will never be able to grow a beard like that at the same time it comes as a relief.
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    If we're talking beards and awesomeness, well then...

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    start using your brain more and vagina less

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    Quote Originally Posted by aubreymcfate View Post
    thanks! i probably look different because the lighting and quality are so drastically different. first one's not even a photo, i made it on gifyo.com. plus in the second pic, i was in a small room with a ton of horny guys... it was a little humid in there, lol.

    i see you are on your way to becoming a true butt connoisseur :P butts are fun in all shapes and sizes, definitely. thong bikinis help.

    are you familiar with keyra augustina? google her if no... consider it a gift.
    Agustina Keyra is from Argentina like me. Her real name is Julieta Machado. I'm a true connoisseur of her butt

    http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keyra_Agustina



    Last edited by ChipEaterMan; 08-02-2013 at 04:24 AM.
  15. #1290
    I was putting it at 88:1 that this was a post in response to chelle rather than a post a picture of yourself, but he's discovered someone else is a girl
  16. #1291
    rofl
  17. #1292
    every time i return to this thread i get depressed that i dont look like dozer

    dude needs a battleaxe in one hand and a dame in another
  18. #1293
    We should now call dozer Gimli.
  19. #1294
    explains him showing up in the WW thread though.
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  21. #1296
    "Please go to funnyjunk to view this image". Use imgur dude
  22. #1297
    too lazy and it wasn't good enough to warrant such efforts.
  23. #1298
    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
  24. #1299
    Picture from b-day trip to Raleigh, NC.



    p.s. - I am not a city gal. However I did get tons of compliments on my dress while there.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  25. #1300
    I thought Chelle was a redhead who hated blondes.
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    ongies gonna ong
  26. #1301
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    I thought Chelle was a redhead who hated blondes.
    I was. However, I don't hate anyone. :P

    I'm currently blonde because I'm on my way to pink/lavender/purple/whatever else I decide hair.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  27. #1302
    Chelle, that's a stunningly beautiful picture. It's kind of otherworldly. And you look gorgeous - I can definitely see why that dress got you a lot of compliments! Fucking cherries man. People love them.
    Free your mind and your ass will follow.
  28. #1303
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    I was. However, I don't hate anyone. :P

    I'm currently blonde because I'm on my way to pink/lavender/purple/whatever else I decide hair.
    Oh good god if you go pink or purple I might just stalk you. And not the internet compliment stalk you, I mean rob a bank, get on a plane to NC and sit outside your house waiting for you dad to shoot me kind of stalking.
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    ongies gonna ong
  29. #1304
    And yes I'm that shallow that hair colour determines how cute a girl is.
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    ongies gonna ong
  30. #1305
    Quote Originally Posted by aubreymcfate View Post
    Chelle, that's a stunningly beautiful picture. It's kind of otherworldly. And you look gorgeous - I can definitely see why that dress got you a lot of compliments! Fucking cherries man. People love them.
    D'aweeeee, thank you, Aubrey! That dress had a face-lift recently. I made it shorter, and had to make it smaller cause I bought it when I was about 140lbs, and I'm currently 102lbs, lol.

    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Oh good god if you go pink or purple I might just stalk you. And not the internet compliment stalk you, I mean rob a bank, get on a plane to NC and sit outside your house waiting for you dad to shoot me kind of stalking.
    ...wat? I am confuse. But uh, thanks but no thanks on the stalking. But yeah - pink/purple is happening, once I lighten my hair once more, and apply the pink and purple.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    why does this thread not contain any naked pics of chelle yet?

    Surely after all these years you still want a subscription fee?

    FFS if so
  32. #1307
    Don't worry chelle I'm too lazy to stalk anyone. It's just me saying in a weird way that you're cute and would be even cuter with pink or purple hair. So post pics when you dye it so I can be weird some more.
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    ongies gonna ong
  33. #1308
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Don't worry chelle I'm too lazy to stalk anyone. It's just me saying in a weird way that you're cute and would be even cuter with pink or purple hair. So post pics when you dye it so I can be weird some more.
    lol, Good. Thank you, though. I understand weird and awkward, I jus' don't wanna be stalked.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  36. #1311
    Yes. That is all.
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    ongies gonna ong
  37. #1312
    hm
  38. #1313
    Would hit thread?
  39. #1314
    file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Owner/My%20Documents/Downloads/14525_399203293491853_1667782082_n.jpg
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  40. #1315
    You did not just try to post a picture from your computer here by copy pasting the location? Wow.

    Are you sure they were mean to you because you were black?
  41. #1316
    it was initially called something like suspicious_group_of_black_people_7.jpg wasn't it??
  42. #1317
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    Don't be mean you guys! Odds are someone that dumb is really likely to be a super hot chick.


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    link was for the govt not you lot, self centred much?

    GET IT BECAUSE THEY'RE IN OUR COMPUTERS
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    a typical greek islander lunch: dead goat (ram? idek) carcass. side dish of rocks. yum.
    Free your mind and your ass will follow.
  47. #1322
    pretty sure that was darius' horse
  48. #1323
    this is a pretty dothraki friendly place
    Free your mind and your ass will follow.
  49. #1324
    Who took the picture? Looks very artistic even.
  50. #1325
    my cousin. she is an artist but... i don't think she was trying to be artistic, haha. i took many pictures of that thing because it was so fucking fascinating, if anyone cares >_>
    Free your mind and your ass will follow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aubreymcfate View Post
    my cousin. she is an artist but... i don't think she was trying to be artistic, haha. i took many pictures of that thing because it was so fucking fascinating, if anyone cares >_>
    The girl in the picture looks pretty fascinating too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333 View Post
    The girl in the picture looks pretty fascinating too.
    I couldn't agree more
  53. #1328
    i couldn't help thinking of paula radcliffe
  54. #1329
    Quote Originally Posted by Keith View Post
    i couldn't help thinking of paula radcliffe
    Hahahahaha

    I reckon only us Brits are gonna find that funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
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  56. #1331
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    is that you ong? it explains so much.
  57. #1332
    :[
    Free your mind and your ass will follow.
  58. #1333


    Rocking the beard for the first time in my life. 5 week in.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
  59. #1334
    Kingnats handsome man level is off the charts normally. With dat beard I think my ass just grew pores to release lubricant, cuz my rearvag got a little moist up thur
  60. #1335
    ya i want kingnat to make love to me, then tuck me into bed telling me bed time stories
  61. #1336
    because i think he likely has a sexy voice
  62. #1337
    Can you believe he has the nerve to sing sentimental songs with an acoustic guitar in public? How does any other man in a 100mile radius lay any pipe? Shit ain't fair.
  63. #1338
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    kingnat is the best right now
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    He looks really familiar. Like someone famous I can't remember.
    I'm the king of bongo, baby I'm the king of bongo bong.
  65. #1340
    Quote Originally Posted by rong View Post
    He looks really familiar. Like someone famous I can't remember.
    It's freaky how much he looks like James Hetfield in that pic

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    he needs a gruesome pyrotechnic accident or 2 to be able to pull off the proper hetfield look.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
  67. #1342
    i'm quite envious
  68. #1343


    I feel like a traitor to my fellow gingers, but I think I actually like this shade of hair. Also - these curls are 3 days going strong. Fucking love my new curling wand/iron thing.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  69. #1344
    whoa Chelle's a heartbreaker
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode View Post
    he needs a gruesome pyrotechnic accident or 2 to be able to pull off the proper hetfield look.

    this imo.
  71. #1346
    Quote Originally Posted by bode View Post
    he needs a gruesome pyrotechnic accident or 2 to be able to pull off the proper hetfield look.
    I'm all for it, but does facial scarring really improve my appearance or just get me a better shot at taking home a Metallica-themed costume contest?
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
  72. #1347
    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    Can you believe he has the nerve to sing sentimental songs with an acoustic guitar in public? How does any other man in a 100mile radius lay any pipe? Shit ain't fair.


    4 gins deep... not my best, but whatever.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat View Post
    I'm all for it, but does facial scarring really improve my appearance or just get me a better shot at taking home a Metallica-themed costume contest?
    it just depends on what level of authenticity you're looking for.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    nice kingnat
  75. #1350
    Kingnat looks like some kind of young Charlton Heston mfer.

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