Poll - How much for sex?

[elipsesjeff]

Seriously, If you had a choice between playing poker and having sex, which would you take? If it was a break even poker night, I would say sex. We are talking about the average hottie, not quite a500lbgorilla fugly.

Alright, but lets add some money and time figures into this. What if the one hour that it would require to trick some bitch to get into bed with you you would have made $100 online playing poker. Would you then have sex? How many of these nights of consistently giving up $100 would you then be able to have sex on?

Okay, then think about, what if in that amount of time you would have made $200. Then $300. Then $400. Then $500. And yes, my maximum of $600. I mean, to what point is it really worth it?

I think my range is from anywhere between $100-$200. And probably twice would be my limit. If these dollar amounts are a little too high for you, then what would be your maximum?

Edit: Single people only please.

[a500lbgorilla]

Yes for all. Just play poker some other time. Play poke her now! BUZZING!

-'rilla

[ilikeaces86]

For 500 bucks you can buy a hell of a hooker.

[Xianti]

Abstain.

[LeFou]

Abstain. This poll is kinda brutish.

[Spook]

Just say no to nookie

[gabe]

funny poll la lalala lala

[UG]

Jeff, you have way too much time on your hands today, sir, haha.

That is all.

What's sex?

I'll stick with poker thankyou very much.

[Spook]

Jeff, you have way too much time on your hands today, sir.

That is all.

You probably got the hands part right anyway

[UG]

Jeff, you have way too much time on your hands today, sir.

That is all.

You probably got the hands part right anyway

OMG SNAP

[pokerfanatic]

If I haven’t got some in awhile maybe at the most 200 if I got laid yesterday unless she is hot as hell I would play poker...

[iwa]

get a gf/wife noob .... this way you dont have to give up anything

[Trikflow77]

on a good night, I take poker all day long. On a losing night, I guess I take sex, but not if I have to pay for it. Id rather lose my ass playing cards than pay some ho to bone me. For twenty bucks you can go pick up a drunkie at a bar.

[Cut Card 04]

get a gf/wife noob .... this way you dont have to give up anything

You obviously aren't married.

[Trikflow77]

You obviously aren't married.

HAHHA, LMAO

[Kiriath]

get a gf/wife noob .... this way you dont have to give up anything

You obviously aren't married.

omg lol, haha

[Trikflow77]

Jeff were you drinking when you posted this????

[elipsesjeff]

lol trik

No, i was at work.

[iwa]

I have a gf, and she doesn't care if I play

Edit: most of the time

[elipsesjeff]

Single people only please.

[FyrFytr998]

Single, married, whatever.........I'm going deep. Ballz deep in da bush. I'll play poker more when my Johnson goes out of commission.

[Trikflow77]

gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit

[iwa]

www.viagra.com - guess you will never have time for the game

[lolzzz_321]

This has to relate somehow...


http://www.whatsupwithmen.com/cnn.html

BTW S3x is g00t.

[pokerfanatic]

get a gf/wife noob .... this way you dont have to give up anything

both are still -EV

[elipsesjeff]

Is there a difference in having to give up something than to pay for it?

[pokerfanatic]

Well lets look at it this way, you have a wife/ "life partner" or GF/BF whatever, you have to buy them shit and spend time with them, est. est., you know the basic bull shit of relationships, where a whore you pay bang and get on with you business, not as much time invested but you have to pay for action, where the above you have both time and money invested into the other person, so I think either way it's going to balance out in the end... the scenarios are both -EV... so if you don't want to spend any money for ass, you must be a porn star, where you actually get paid to bang... that's the only +EV I can think of...

So with that said how much would you give up to get some action, even if you have a wife or gf you have given up something to get some because you damn well know that if they are mad at you they with hold sex as well, unless you are the lucky one that has a sexoholic as a GF/BF or wife/ “life partner” and just wants ass all the time, in which case you would loose money because you were spending a lot of time getting some...

[ilikeaces86]

lol trik

No, i was at work.

Why in the hell do you work?

[elipsesjeff]

lol trik

No, i was at work.

Why in the hell do you work?

*shrugs*

[ChezJ]

anyone else find themselves playing better after sex, or even after a self-quickie? i play more patiently and am less prone to tilt when i've already gotten rid of the testosterone in my system. maybe that's sharing too much.

ChezJ

[Xianti]

anyone else find themselves playing better after sex, or even after a self-quickie?

Heheh. So what would happen if I pleasured myself WHILE playing poker? I'd be unbeatable! Errr... wait.

[elipsesjeff]

anyone else find themselves playing better after sex, or even after a self-quickie?

Heheh. So what would happen if I pleasured myself WHILE playing poker? I'd be unbeatable! Errr... wait.

and your an admin?

[a500lbgorilla]

anyone else find themselves playing better after sex, or even after a self-quickie?

Heheh. So what would happen if I pleasured myself WHILE playing poker? I'd be unbeatable! Errr... wait.

and your an admin?

Jealous much?

-'rilla

[elipsesjeff]

Just stop editing my posts.....

They are fuglies....not sexies.

[Corey]

I take sex over poker any day


ima nympho....


gf setten on the bed but naked shit I click the away button from my table hit it got something to drink went back to poker.

life was grand that day made about $150 that day

[Corey]

anyone else find themselves playing better after sex, or even after a self-quickie?

Heheh. So what would happen if I pleasured myself WHILE playing poker? I'd be unbeatable! Errr... wait.

i thought it would be cool to do that with the ol lady but she didnt find it amusing...

ppl, if shes naked sits on ur lap, or moves ur computer chair back to stand in front of the monitor its definately time for a break... lol

plus you get a workout

[Vaun21]

gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit

[bigred]

i thought it would be cool to do that with the ol lady but she didnt find it amusing...

ppl, if shes naked sits on ur lap, or moves ur computer chair back to stand in front of the monitor its definately time for a break... lol

plus you get a workout

Hmmm, so that's what that meant. I thought she just wanted to be pushed out of the way.

[koolmoe]

get a gf/wife noob .... this way you dont have to give up anything

both are still -EV

Marriage is hugely +EV provided you marry the right person.

For one, studies show that, in general, married folk are happier and live longer than singles.

Anyway, lots of ways to earn money, and there's always a game. The window of opportunity for sex, she is brief. Hit it when you can get it.

[EasyT]

Hilarious thread. I got me a live-in who can't get enough, so I have the reverse problem. How much will I pay her to leave me alone for an evening so I can play poker play poker. Half my winnings?

[rob6597]

gf setten on the bed but naked shit I click the away button from my table hit it got something to drink went back to poker.

... and you only missed 2 hands!!

[elipsesjeff]

gf setten on the bed but naked shit I click the away button from my table hit it got something to drink went back to poker.

... and you only missed 2 hands!!

BURN

[Corey]

gf setten on the bed but naked shit I click the away button from my table hit it got something to drink went back to poker.

... and you only missed 2 hands!!

I plead the 5th





*bastard*

[mrhappy333]

anyone else find themselves playing better after sex, or even after a self-quickie? i play more patiently and am less prone to tilt when i've already gotten rid of the testosterone in my system. maybe that's sharing too much.

ChezJ

I always seem more focused.

[bode]

i vote mrhappy for best bumper in FTR history

[Fnord]

For 500 bucks you can buy a hell of a hooker.

It depends. Because it's a black market pricing is all over the place and a lot of meh hookers are very good for taking you for all they can get.

In LA, Vegas and NY it's not hard to drop 1k in a night.

[a500lbgorilla]

Remember when I used to sign my posts? I'm gonna bring that shit back.

-'rilla

[Xianti]

In LA, Vegas and NY it's not hard to drop 1k in a night.

I hear that.

[mrhappy333]

In LA, Vegas and NY it's not hard to drop 1k in a night.

I hear that.

speaking from experience?

[nutsinho]

fnord pays for sex

[swiggidy]

fnord pays for anal sex

[Pelion]

fnord pays for anal sex

the good kind or the bad kind?

[swiggidy]

fnord pays for anal sex

the good kind or the bad kind?

what if we define good and bad differently?

[bode]

Remember when I used to sign my posts? I'm gonna bring that shit back.

-'rilla

please dont do this. thats easily my biggest forum pet peeve of all time.

[Irisheyes]

Rilla you know there's better places to do searches for the word 'sex' when you're horny right?

[Pelion]

fnord pays for anal sex

the good kind or the bad kind?

what if we define good and bad differently?

then we can only hope an hilarious misunderstanding ensues.