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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by meeloche
    This is amazing!
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    Alright, when I opened the page, all I could see were her hands, next to the hulk's feet, and other than his feet being green, didn't see much difference.
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    man hands....and he's hiding her dick...lol^^^^^^
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    Quote Originally Posted by triumphant cracker
    hahahahaha hahaha
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    Lol, I love that he lines him up first.
    Just dipping my toes back in.
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    ^^^ wow thats creepy ^^^
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    its loading slow, but it works for me
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    its working incredibly slow now, but at first it was just a .5 sec clip of him pushing the ball forward over and and over.
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    That will be in the next Cirque de Soleil show I bet... very cool... and probably scary to try.
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    Wow, I have one of those at my house. I think I will accidently .
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    his gracefulness and nonchalant attitude are what do it for me
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    awesome!!!!
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    Your avatar is awesome Leg.
  23. #2348
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    its working incredibly slow now, but at first it was just a .5 sec clip of him pushing the ball forward over and and over.
    is this a level???
    do the right thing.
  24. #2349
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    pure awesome

    I love the guys in the background, they don't give a fuck! "Can't impress me MOFO with your bouncing ball shenanigans!!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by b-rabbit
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    its working incredibly slow now, but at first it was just a .5 sec clip of him pushing the ball forward over and and over.
    is this a level???
    i think will just accidentally his internets or something
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by b-rabbit
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    its working incredibly slow now, but at first it was just a .5 sec clip of him pushing the ball forward over and and over.
    is this a level???
    It was doing this for me for a while too.
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    from soon to be epic gambler2k4 thread: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/56...stakes-482820/

    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
  28. #2353
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    from soon to be epic gambler2k4 thread: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/56...stakes-482820/

    this guy sounds pretty sweet
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    from soon to be epic gambler2k4 thread: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/56...stakes-482820/

    LOL TY 4 posting this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    from soon to be epic gambler2k4 thread: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/56...stakes-482820/

    From a couple pages into this thread.....


    Originally Posted by ToTheInternet
    Your style would work at 500/1000, but the 2/4 regs play too bad so your style doesn't work on them.

    You should move up to nosebleeds.

    First you have to battle Urindanger and trex313. Don't worry, they are nits, but they have lots of HP so it'll be a long, slow match. After you beat them, you get your Panda badge.

    Then you battle Ziigmund and Larsluzak at the coinflip gym. They are fast and tricky and will bluffraise you all in. Better avoid that, so you need to buy more call buttons at the pokermart. Now hit save game.

    When you beat them, Guy Laliberte comes to battle you. He might be very weak, but he summons lots of shot taking 25/50 regs to assist him. That's if you can make it past his waiting list attack and even get to the table to begin with. The gym floor is covered with huge pots. Guy Laliberte is in almost every one, but so are the regs. Luckily, people are taking pieces of the regs, so they'll gradually fall apart, allowing you to beat Guy.

    Then, you have to battle fullflush. He chats alot and you could get tilted and tip over, allowing him to mortally wound you. You must avoid this, so pray to the FTP gods, and get your chat turned off. You'll have to wait 5-7 weeks for a generic response that doesn't directly answer your prayer, but it's worth it, or maybe not.

    Then, you have to battle Phil Galfond at the Bluefire Gym, which resides on a GTO balance beam. He is very well balanced so it's hard to knock him over. However, if you come in with a cliched fake mustache and buy a subscription, you can learn all his moves and then beat him. Phil Galfond will be impressed and offer you assistance in your further matches.

    By then it will be night time, but this is a marathon session!

    Then you have to battle Phil Ivey. Since it's night, it's hard to see where he's at, and he's very aggressive and rarely folds. He also has a high steal %. However Phil Galfond thinks he sucks and is unbalanced, so you can use the info he gives you to beat him.

    Then comes the Durrrr Challenge. Unfortunately, Phil Galfond is not allowed in the building, so he'll say farewell. This challenge would normally be impossible, but you are allowed 3 lives for each of his 1. He'll try to suck out on you, but you need to tell him that you have a straight. Then he'll stop hitting on you, and taking your HP. He'll then lose 4 mill and you'll win. Save your game.

    Then out comes Roland de Wolfe. No, this can't be the final boss right? Aha that's what I thought, it's really PA in disguise. http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/show...Number=8699634. He'll checkraise you multiple times, especially on the river. http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/19...95/index6.html. If you lose to him, your confidence might be shattered and you could end up addicted to designer drugs. If you succeed, however, you could end up like Phil Galfond, winning 7mil+ online. THE PATH IS YOUR CHOICE!


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    POKERSTARS GAME #7469740355: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/16 - 15:19:51 (ET)
    Table 'Peneleos' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
    Seat 4: Dalmations ($597 in chips)
    Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($4614 in chips)
    Seat 6: gambler2k4 ($995 in chips)
    Lukieplaya: posts small blind $5
    gambler2k4: posts big blind $10
    __2cb__: sits out
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Lukieplaya [4d As]
    Dalmations: folds
    Lukieplaya: raises $30 to $40
    gambler2k4: raises $100 to $140
    Longhorne joins the table at seat #2
    Lukieplaya: raises $4474 to $4614 and is all-in
    gambler2k4: calls $855 and is all-in
    *** FLOP *** [8h 2d 3h]
    *** TURN *** [8h 2d 3h] [6d]
    *** RIVER *** [8h 2d 3h 6d] [2h]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Lukieplaya: shows [4d As] (a pair of Deuces)
    gambler2k4: mucks hand
    Lukieplaya collected $1989 from pot

    Damn there it is again
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    yo
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    3tanes look at the bottom of the last page.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Too short on time to copy the photos... but Use Condoms...

    http://www.whipitoutcomedy.com/2009/...ers-about.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Somebody pls add a "LOL BIGREDAMENTS"-speechbubble
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    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
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    Quote Originally Posted by lockpull
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    from soon to be epic gambler2k4 thread: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/56...stakes-482820/

    From a couple pages into this thread.....


    Originally Posted by ToTheInternet
    Your style would work at 500/1000, but the 2/4 regs play too bad so your style doesn't work on them.

    You should move up to nosebleeds.

    First you have to battle Urindanger and trex313. Don't worry, they are nits, but they have lots of HP so it'll be a long, slow match. After you beat them, you get your Panda badge.

    Then you battle Ziigmund and Larsluzak at the coinflip gym. They are fast and tricky and will bluffraise you all in. Better avoid that, so you need to buy more call buttons at the pokermart. Now hit save game.

    When you beat them, Guy Laliberte comes to battle you. He might be very weak, but he summons lots of shot taking 25/50 regs to assist him. That's if you can make it past his waiting list attack and even get to the table to begin with. The gym floor is covered with huge pots. Guy Laliberte is in almost every one, but so are the regs. Luckily, people are taking pieces of the regs, so they'll gradually fall apart, allowing you to beat Guy.

    Then, you have to battle fullflush. He chats alot and you could get tilted and tip over, allowing him to mortally wound you. You must avoid this, so pray to the FTP gods, and get your chat turned off. You'll have to wait 5-7 weeks for a generic response that doesn't directly answer your prayer, but it's worth it, or maybe not.

    Then, you have to battle Phil Galfond at the Bluefire Gym, which resides on a GTO balance beam. He is very well balanced so it's hard to knock him over. However, if you come in with a cliched fake mustache and buy a subscription, you can learn all his moves and then beat him. Phil Galfond will be impressed and offer you assistance in your further matches.

    By then it will be night time, but this is a marathon session!

    Then you have to battle Phil Ivey. Since it's night, it's hard to see where he's at, and he's very aggressive and rarely folds. He also has a high steal %. However Phil Galfond thinks he sucks and is unbalanced, so you can use the info he gives you to beat him.

    Then comes the Durrrr Challenge. Unfortunately, Phil Galfond is not allowed in the building, so he'll say farewell. This challenge would normally be impossible, but you are allowed 3 lives for each of his 1. He'll try to suck out on you, but you need to tell him that you have a straight. Then he'll stop hitting on you, and taking your HP. He'll then lose 4 mill and you'll win. Save your game.

    Then out comes Roland de Wolfe. No, this can't be the final boss right? Aha that's what I thought, it's really PA in disguise. http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/show...Number=8699634. He'll checkraise you multiple times, especially on the river. http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/19...95/index6.html. If you lose to him, your confidence might be shattered and you could end up addicted to designer drugs. If you succeed, however, you could end up like Phil Galfond, winning 7mil+ online. THE PATH IS YOUR CHOICE!
    His alias is ToTheInternet. This guy is made of pure awesome.
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    lol at ugly friend picture



    jesus christ



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    hahahha SUPPLIES!
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    This thread rocks! I will post soon!
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    wtf at that back tattoo? tell me that isnt real.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    ash! i took the time to read that entire story. and i admit. i lolzed
    do the right thing.
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    Sadly, I've seen that tatoo in a lot of places on joke sites, one had the work in progress pictures, I'm 95% sure it is real.
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    lol at "the minivan," cat picture is A+ too












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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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    i dont get it
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    Frosst wins this page hands down.
    "This sure beats Super Mario Bros.!" is my ejaculation catch phrase.
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    mike tyson epic
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    lmfao thats some fookn funny az shit kemp em kuming plz lol
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