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  1. 04-24-2008 10:05 PM #1
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    Default personal assistant

    I'm looking for a job as a personal assistant. I want 15-20 an hour, and a place to live.

    I can't cook, can't clean, can't do laundry. I can try any of these things upon your request but take no responsibility for any bad consequences that may occur.

    Other than that, I'll do anything you say. Recommended uses for me include sleeping with me, flirting with me, making music with me, dancing with me, and shopping with me.



    PM me if you're interested
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    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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  2. 04-24-2008 10:11 PM #2
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    pm'ed
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  3. 04-24-2008 11:09 PM #3
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    how much can you deepthroat?
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  4. 04-24-2008 11:42 PM #4
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    Is there a package deal that includes your cousins as well?
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  5. 04-24-2008 11:48 PM #5
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    I was gonna hire the other guy, but u seem like you're more fun. Are you trimmed or shaved??
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  6. 04-25-2008 01:15 AM #6
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    he's waxed. i recommend him highly
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  7. 04-25-2008 09:32 PM #7
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    I'm waxed brazilian.

    can't deep throat, and will choke and bite if I attempt it

    I am unprofessionally trained at dom/sub though, and I don't mind revising my skills

    You can meet my cousins but you can't have sex with them. I'm not a pimp.

    Anyone interested?
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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  8. 04-25-2008 10:29 PM #8
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    what no cousins?

    I AM SO NOT IN
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  9. 04-26-2008 01:23 AM #9
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    Im so fuckin pickled right now and im in.
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  10. 04-26-2008 01:25 AM #10
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