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  1. #1126
    Pls ban wufwugy for posting girls in Mom-jeans, k thanks.
  2. #1127
    wtf where are the mom jeans

    and why is that bad
  3. #1128
    Jeans w/o back pockets = ultra-white-trash-Mom-jeans

    Dude, I thought you had high aesthetic standards. Mom jeans defy! Ancient Greeks agree!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Jeans w/o back pockets = ultra-white-trash-Mom-jeans

    Dude, I thought you had high aesthetic standards. Mom jeans defy! Ancient Greeks agree!
    Yes, I have amazing fashion taste. No, I don't know what stuff is called because I'm not gay like your boyfriend
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    oh wow, such win. i'd ask who this is, but uhh...
  6. #1131
    Wuf, if I follow you in the other thread, you just called me an impressive physical specimen. That's so gay.

    On topic:
  7. #1132
    in some serious ptna mode. fellas need to pick it up















































    ^^^^ OH NOES BENNY OH ME OH MY









  8. #1133
    dude you slip in the strangest pictures
  9. #1134
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73 View Post
    dude you slip in the strangest pictures

    meh, I like it. The random ones tend to challenge you. Its easy to post a buncha 9's and 10's, and similarly easy to scroll past and enjoy. But not-as-hot-chicks shot at hot angles or in sexy situations is cool too.

    I know this is the internet and all, and pointy elbows can make a super model a 5, but come on.. we aren't all banging dimes on the reg. Use your imagination a little- with the right attitude, in the right situation, a 6 can be super hot.
  10. #1135
    there's a 45 year old in a room that looks like it was decorated by my grandmother

    not going to use my imagination on that
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    How are these pics anything but amazing? I don't get it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73 View Post
    there's a 45 year old in a room that looks like it was decorated by my grandmother

    not going to use my imagination on that

    I like a nice arugula salad too, Obama. But theres nothing wrong with some mayo heavy cole slaw if the occasion calls for it.
  13. #1138
    I'm curious as to who Casanova, I mean Spenda, is talking about

    Variety is the spice of life, and a 7 is a 10 if she's novel enough
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    awesome work guys, +rep points well deserved!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    Seriously guys why waste your time it's obvious this bitch don't listen!
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    The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck."

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73 View Post
    there's a 45 year old in a room that looks like it was decorated by my grandmother
    You know how I know you're gay...?


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
  19. #1144
    wuf you must beat it like 15 times a day. seems like you are attracted to everything.
    do the right thing.
  20. #1145
    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    You know how I know you're gay...?
    Well I have kissed a man

    (bonus points for those who immediately knew the reference)
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73 View Post
    Well I have kissed a man

    (bonus points for those who immediately knew the reference)
    I cheated and googles it and was disappointed at myself for no getting it on my own.

    Sorry for two words only posts in a row faithful thread browsers. I would post and obligatory sexy pic to make up for it but I'm on my phone.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
  22. #1147
    Quote Originally Posted by b-rabbit View Post
    wuf you must beat it like 15 times a day. seems like you are attracted to everything.
    The way I see it is if it's totally cool to be attracted to blondes, brunettes, and redheads, why not light women, dark women, big women, small women?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    This is amazing. Do you think if you lived at a beach where this sort of activity was standard that you may become desensitized to it?
    do the right thing.
  25. #1150
    Quote Originally Posted by b-rabbit View Post
    This is amazing. Do you think if you lived at a beach where this sort of activity was standard that you may become desensitized to it?
    Only up to a point.

    Everything we do desensitizes us. We mistakenly use the word to describe moral insecurities and lack of control, but it's really the most normal thing ever.

    Look at it this way, having a lot of sex with hot women desensitizes you to sex with hot women, but only up to a point. Naked dancing beach girl wouldn't be any different
  26. #1151
    lol, check out the creeper taking a stroll in the background..
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  28. #1153
    I'm 40 seconds in to this vid and I already couldn't disagree more. Ughghg
    your banner burned here
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    Quote Originally Posted by speedcake View Post
    I'm 40 seconds in to this vid and I already couldn't disagree more. Ughghg
    ^^^ Freddy Mercury here does have a point, but it's because like half the photos are shops, not that most of the women aren't gorgeous.
  30. #1155
    ya at first I was like wtf, then it became obvious that nearly all the pics are shopped. pretty silly considering there is probably some quality in the vid au natural.
    your banner burned here
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    I've been to more than than a few strip clubs in mexico and I can see no reason to think those are shopped photos. I'm not saying they couldn't be, just that maybe they are not.
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    start using your brain more and vagina less

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  32. #1157
    Look at the one at :52. Most obvious shop ever, and I've seen it make the rounds many times. I've seen a lot of these kinds of shops make the rounds, actually. The fact that the video has that one shop suggests that it will have other similar ones since there are actually a lot out there.

    That doesn't mean they're all shops, or even most. Some are probably buttplants which are equally as dumb
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    Some are indeed photoshops, the most extremes. Some aren't.

    These are guaranteed genuine though






    but their elbows are waaay too pointy
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    Cogito ergo sum

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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
  34. #1159
    Is that a split end?

    What a disgusting pig
  35. #1160
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer View Post
    Some are indeed photoshops, the most extremes. Some aren't.

    These are guaranteed genuine though






    but their elbows are waaay too pointy
    LOL @ criticizing elbows.

    A whole new level of superficiality.

    Also, I'm not endorsing the shopped ladies, but for the naturally curvy and beautiful ones... yeaahhhh, Latinas represent!
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    lol @ Freddy Mercury


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
  40. #1165
    Omg hell yeah that girl is bangin
    Check out my OP thread Operation: To Simply Get Better!

    "I think it's pretty cool that a girl is so into poker. Any chance of us getting some nude pics?"

    <Carroters> "Dude, it's a chick......that plays poker. You any idea how much I'd pay for one of these?"
  41. #1166
    some nice looking mammary glands on her
  42. #1167
    ofc gmmbb is thinking about feeding children
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    lol, I bet you guys assemble these pic compilations immediately after JerkFest '11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    lol, I bet you guys assemble these pic compilations immediately after JerkFest '11
    I don't come here for the pics anymore. I'm just here to see courts and FML talk about how hot they think the chicks are.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    i sat there for a few just wigglin the b00b....
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    Cogito ergo sum

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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
  48. #1173
    God I want Andy Roddick's life





    Last edited by bigspenda73; 01-17-2011 at 03:54 AM.
  49. #1174
    "You start the game with a full pot o’ luck and an empty pot o’ experience...
    The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck."

    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX View Post
    Do you have testicles? If so, learn to bet like it
  50. #1175
    WTG Harley Guy, real, sexy, looks good.
  51. #1176
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty3038 View Post
    WTG Harley Guy, real, sexy, looks good.
    This is a buddy's niece whom I used to think was a little brat. Damn she growed up!
    "You start the game with a full pot o’ luck and an empty pot o’ experience...
    The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck."

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    Last edited by Jack Sawyer; 01-23-2011 at 04:27 PM.
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    Cogito ergo sum

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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
  53. #1178
    Can someone explain these cryptic messages that keep popping up. What is their motivation? They are no longer posting links.. I just don't get how they are making money by doing this..
  54. #1179
    i just thought they were spoon's alters
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    Can someone explain these cryptic messages that keep popping up. What is their motivation? They are no longer posting links.. I just don't get how they are making money by doing this..
    Let's play a game. Search google for spoonbot2k8 then click the link. Sometimes it will redirect you to some filestore123.info page. I'll see what you can figure out from there.
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    Last edited by Jack Sawyer; 01-31-2011 at 10:26 PM.
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    Cogito ergo sum

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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
  57. #1182
    ^not hot
    do the right thing.
  58. #1183
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    Let's play a game. Search google for spoonbot2k8 then click the link. Sometimes it will redirect you to some filestore123.info page. I'll see what you can figure out from there.
    Fuck that. Messed up my puter for an hour.
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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
  60. #1185
    and Jack redeems himself


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    Ok, ok, I'm done haha.
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    Good God....
  63. #1188
    ^ this chicks camel toe is half the size of her ass.
  64. #1189
    the return!
  65. #1190
    Thank you sir. The batin' thread is back!
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    So seriously is there not a mod in this forum anymore?


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    I would have banned his ass a while back, he's a troll.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    So seriously is there not a mod in this forum anymore?
    The only reason I haven't banned you is because there isn't an option for banning "until they BURN IN HELL!"
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    Last edited by Jack Sawyer; 03-02-2011 at 09:05 PM.
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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    this thread is simply beautiful
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