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    oh
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    i am amazingly envious of haralobas voulgaris or whatever the fuck his name is

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    she's greek too?
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

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    looks like im going to greece
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    This is the chick from Rounders.
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000463/
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    This is the chick from Rounders.
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000463/
    no no, not the milf, the hot blonde.

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    wow i am a big selma hyek fan for sure...

    ps i know i spelt her name wrong but i;'ve been drinking at this looks fine to me... as does she.
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    Sexy thread...?
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    thread.needs.bumpage.

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    im not taking credit for this link because mr. happy originally posted it. but, if there was ever a time to repost:

    http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.ph...e=ww_video.swf
    ndultimate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PapalRage
    im not taking credit for this link because mr. happy originally posted it. but, if there was ever a time to repost:

    http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.ph...e=ww_video.swf
    jesus F**king christ that's awesome
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    Quote Originally Posted by PapalRage
    im not taking credit for this link because mr. happy originally posted it. but, if there was ever a time to repost:

    http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.ph...e=ww_video.swf
    holy shit. it says download but it wont let me download, w/e, bookmarked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EzDuzIt
    Quote Originally Posted by PapalRage
    im not taking credit for this link because mr. happy originally posted it. but, if there was ever a time to repost:

    http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.ph...e=ww_video.swf
    holy shit. it says download but it wont let me download, w/e, bookmarked.
    what's the name of the song?
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    possibly the most arousing video ever, fucking awesome.
    "This sure beats Super Mario Bros.!" is my ejaculation catch phrase.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PapalRage
    im not taking credit for this link because mr. happy originally posted it. but, if there was ever a time to repost:

    http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.ph...e=ww_video.swf
    Best. In. Show.

    More, please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Quote Originally Posted by EzDuzIt
    Quote Originally Posted by PapalRage
    im not taking credit for this link because mr. happy originally posted it. but, if there was ever a time to repost:

    http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.ph...e=ww_video.swf
    holy shit. it says download but it wont let me download, w/e, bookmarked.
    what's the name of the song?
    Did anyone else find Jack's statement a little bizarre. You have two lesbians getting it on, and you are worried about the tunes?? Disappointing.

    P.s. My penis and I thank you for the video PapalRage (Mr.Happy).
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    song was the best part.

    dont get me wrong, vid is great, but porn is nothing special unless im in mood, and i aint in mood.

    music however, is always the transcendence

    so what is that song? fucking great
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    shit im playing the vid while i browse cuz teh song is so good
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    so glad someone posted that link.

    Interesting it never gets old....
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    song was the best part.

    dont get me wrong, vid is great, but porn is nothing special unless im in mood, and i aint in mood.

    music however, is always the transcendence

    so what is that song? fucking great
    I would agree with this statement. It was a pretty awesome song. I may hit itunes and see if I can figure it out.
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    I love life every time that gets relinked

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    its my favorite genre, dub/ electronica/ lo-fi combined

    I can't get the specific remix of the clip in question, but I foundz the artists, big band version.

    Ben and Louise - There is no reason to be shy

    These dudes are cool, I'm just getting my feet wet into the indie thing.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRn2wseKG0A

    This is not the specific remix from the clip though, I think that one is "two reasons" on the album

    http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...endID=84226240


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    I don't mind the lesbos
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    The have some of the most kick-ass instrumentals

    I instrumentals
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    The have some of the most kick-ass instrumentals

    I instrumentals
    Does Angry String Quartet count as an instrumental?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PapalRage
    im not taking credit for this link because mr. happy originally posted it. but, if there was ever a time to repost:

    http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.ph...e=ww_video.swf
    yes.
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    yes instrumentals is where it at
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    In honor of her earlier video performance:




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    she looks smart
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    brunette from vid = hotter imo.
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    NH Warpe.
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    its times like these i wish i went to a state school.
    ndultimate.
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    MOAR
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    at the risk of this being huge....all of God's angels posing for a group shot.

    [img][/img]
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    at the risk of this being huge....all of God's angels posing for a group shot.
    (technical difficulties...will edit)

    arrrrgh. screw dbl posts. screw copyrights. SCREW JERRY JONES!!!

    thought you all might like a group shot of the 2008 Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader squad. but, this is like hacking Ft. Knox.

    we'll just go with a standard...

    LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.

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    LOL you're 0 for 2 Chopper.
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    lol...did you at least see the thumb to know what is coming? damned copyright laws.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PapalRage
    its times like these i wish i went to a state school.
    That reminds me of these girls:

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Quote Originally Posted by PapalRage
    its times like these i wish i went to a state school.
    That reminds me of these girls:

    Uhhhhh.....uhhhhh.....

    wow....
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    Oh thank you lord for granting me the ability to know that such beautiful creatures roam the earth, to complement us foolish men










    I am humbled and grateful that you have bestowed upon me the task, no, the duty, of ensure and aid continuation of the human race
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    I saw this today and immediately thought of all you muscle lovers here that are into girls with dick-like clits, hope you enjoy it:

    http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=103850
    Go muck yourself
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stackumz
    I saw this today and immediately thought of all you muscle lovers here that are into girls with dick-like clits, hope you enjoy it:

    http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=103850
    lmao

    "more hard muscle...more swollen clits."
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    girl in red thong
    ding ding dinggg
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    ummmmm - aany girl above. ding ding dinggg
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
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    I cant get over this one. SOOOOOO perfect.
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    She is nice but the breasts are far too small, the body is like an ironing board. But I would do her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by silu73
    I would do her. She is nice.
    Just trying to edit out the tone of pickyness you obviously wouldn't demonstrate in real life.
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
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    Quote Originally Posted by silu73
    She is nice but the breasts are far too small, the body is like an ironing board. But I would do her.
    Ban

    You probably have a fat girlfriend and are just trying to make yourself feel better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew
    Quote Originally Posted by silu73
    She is nice but the breasts are far too small, the body is like an ironing board. But I would do her.
    Ban

    You probably have a fat girlfriend and are just trying to make yourself feel better.
    LOL thats funny shit.

    I personally like small tits and think she is the perfect chick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew
    Quote Originally Posted by silu73
    She is nice but the breasts are far too small, the body is like an ironing board. But I would do her.
    Ban

    You probably have a fat girlfriend and are just trying to make yourself feel better.
    I wrote this after I had mind boggling great sex with a woman with big tits. Big breasts are my life elixier. If I can't hide my bald head between them then I shall call them mosquito bites. I had so much sex in my life that I can be picky.

    Now excuse me whilst I browse my Big 'Uns magazine.

    And to save the thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew
    Quote Originally Posted by silu73
    She is nice but the breasts are far too small, the body is like an ironing board. But I would do her.
    Ban

    You probably have a fat girlfriend and are just trying to make yourself feel better.
    LOL thats funny shit.

    I personally like small tits and think she is the perfect chick.

    your requirements are lax

    but its all good though.


    I can't say "the hottest", because every day I see one that gets added to the list.
    I say there's about 50 girls tied for first place in "Jack's List".
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    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Who is your avatar? I must know.
    Czechoslovakia's own Angel Dark
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    shes just a little hot.
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    someone please save wesrmans hudge fail at the top of this page.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    someone please save wesrmans hudge fail at the top of this page.
    GAY IMO.

    Big tits = fat chicks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Big tits = fat chicks.
    Assuming for this hypothesis to be correct,
    please explain the how the following test subject can exist:


    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Big tits = fat chicks.
    Assuming for this hypothesis to be correct,
    please explain the how the following test subject can exist:


    It was a joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stackumz
    I saw this today and immediately thought of all you muscle lovers here that are into girls with dick-like clits, hope you enjoy it:

    http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=103850
    LOL... I pwn all three black label vids. BL III is intense and not for the weakest members of masculinity.
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    God bless you Jack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    someone please save wesrmans hudge fail at the top of this page.
    GAY IMO.

    Big tits = fat chicks.
    stop trolling your own thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Big tits = fat chicks.
    Assuming for this hypothesis to be correct,
    please explain the how the following test subject can exist:
    she has itty bitty titties

    i don't see your point
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    you guys are fucking retards

    small tits are great, but sometimes they're not as good as big ones. however, some big ones suck whereas small ones dont suck as often

    yeesh, wuf to the rescue as always
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    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Big tits = fat chicks.
    Assuming for this hypothesis to be correct,
    please explain the how the following test subject can exist:
    she has itty bitty titties

    i don't see your point

    try again:





    blonde, far right








    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W20rEVwcW6I


    she was indeed much larger in recent years, but it seems she had some Reductio! applied, but still
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


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