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    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


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    I can't let this thread die....





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    Quote Originally Posted by meeloche
    I can't let this thread die....



    LOL i really like this one.
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    Why won't this thread die!? Life's not all about ass, you know.
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    http://www.babe-envy.com/images/babe...-aguiar/1.html

    if you are smart you'd realize why i did not post the pic instead of the link
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


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    Fuckin right JACK ! ! ! !
    NICE.
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    Thanks for reminding me of what I don't have, Jack. I hate you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    http://www.babe-envy.com/images/babes/pb_paula-aguiar/1.html

    if you are smart you'd realize why i did not post the pic instead of the link
    perfect example of a photo shoot where the woman has her nipples made erect
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Why won't this thread die!? Life's not all about ass, you know.
    thats right its not all about ass.........its all about ass and titties, ass and titties

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    Quote Originally Posted by frosst
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Why won't this thread die!? Life's not all about ass, you know.
    thats right its not all about ass.........its all about ass and titties, ass and titties
    and ass. and blondes

    http://www.galleries.badgirlsblog.co...76/1036hg.html

    I can;t let the thread die. you know the drill.
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


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    New si swimsuit magazine recently came out. Quality as usual, heres a sample:



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    woooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! show me tha booty!!!!!!! show me tha booty! show me !!!! ooooooooooooooooooo yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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    Quote Originally Posted by dick_pump
    woooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! show me tha booty!!!!!!! show me tha booty! show me !!!! ooooooooooooooooooo yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
    Welcome to FTR??
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    Quote Originally Posted by dick_pump
    woooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! show me tha booty!!!!!!! show me tha booty! show me !!!! ooooooooooooooooooo yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
    lol... u pump dick.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    [quote="meeloche"]

    OMG OMG OMG SO HOT ! ! ! !
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    i love this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Where the heck you been Miffy
    we missed you!
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    Cogito ergo sum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Where the heck you been Miffy
    we missed you!
    [x] Grans husband died
    [x] Grandad tried to die as hes old
    [x] bought house with BBJ winnings
    [x] havent had internet for 3 months


    good three months really and i wont have full internet till at least next week
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    My condolences man,

    good to hear you are semi-back though!
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    wrong thread for that last one imo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    OMG

    OMG

    I'M HITTING HER SO BAD


    she needs some sun, though
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


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    If you cover her face, she's actually fairly pretty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    If you cover her face, she's actually fairly pretty.
    If she got teeth work, took better care of her hair, and removed her unphotogenic glasses she'd would be pretty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    If you cover her face, she's actually fairly pretty.
    If she got teeth work, took better care of her hair, and removed her unphotogenic glasses she'd would be pretty.

    bullshit
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    If you cover her face, she's actually fairly pretty.
    If she got teeth work, took better care of her hair, and removed her unphotogenic glasses she'd would be pretty.
    Dude her left eye is a GLASS EYE omg


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    Instead of showing my sexy wife, I decided to type "hot ass" into Google. Hopefully this will suffice.


    Lukie how does this girl compare to my wife?


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    My contribution

    http://www.galleries.badgirlsblog.co...514/12ro7y.jpg

    http://www.galleries.coolios.net/playboy/Mallory_Dylan_Cybergirl_of_the_month_by_Playboy_(2 )/images/09.jpg

    http://www.softcandies.com/albums/ch...964/10eg4j.jpg
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
  32. #182
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    OMG

    OMG

    I'M HITTING HER SO BAD


    she needs some sun, though
    Fuck the sun. She doesn't need the sun. Will just make her ugly sooner than otherwise. Pale/pink healthy skin is hot too. Her biggest issue is that she's blond (fake obv). Blond hair is very very very hard to pull off because it is so fashionably inferior due to poor color contrasts. Her body is truly smokin though, and evidence of why women who lift weights without using drugs simply just get hotter, not mythically bulky.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    If you cover her face, she's actually fairly pretty.
    If she got teeth work, took better care of her hair, and removed her unphotogenic glasses she'd would be pretty.

    bullshit
    WHAT YOU DONT THINK SHES SEXY
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    hot chick pic
    OMG

    OMG

    I'M HITTING HER SO BAD


    she needs some sun, though
    Fuck the sun. She doesn't need the sun. Will just make her ugly sooner than otherwise. Pale/pink healthy skin is hot too. Her biggest issue is that she's blond (fake obv). Blond hair is very very very hard to pull off because it is so fashionably inferior due to poor color contrasts. Her body is truly smokin though, and evidence of why women who lift weights without using drugs simply just get hotter, not mythically bulky.
    The ass gets too red when I bang her.
    Don't like that. She needs tanning.
    I like blondes though, either real or fake. Preferably real, and dumb as fuck
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    If you cover her face, she's actually fairly pretty.
    If she got teeth work, took better care of her hair, and removed her unphotogenic glasses she'd would be pretty.

    bullshit
    WHAT YOU DONT THINK SHES SEXY
    she's as sexy as a brick wall to me
    you do not find brick walls sexy now, do you?
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

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    Well I posted that jpg as a joke, but she would be miles better looking if those things I mentioned were fixed. She wouldn't be real hot, but she also wouldn't be in need of a paper bag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Well I posted that jpg as a joke, but she would be miles better looking if those things I mentioned were fixed. She wouldn't be real hot, but she also wouldn't be in need of a paper bag.
    She'd still need a paper bag
    a BIG one


    here's a chick who doesn't need any
    http://www.softcandies.com/albums/me...923/09m6x4.jpg
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

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    monica, please be my suga momma. please?
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    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


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    I'm on a roll tonight

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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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  43. #193
    what is this feeling i have in my pants? is it love?
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    wesrman's avatar+his last post in this thread = hilarious
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    wesrman's avatar+his last post in this thread = hilarious
    Nice, i never noticed.
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    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    OMG WOW!!!
    QFMFT
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    i propose that when someone posts a pic of some fine bitch they provide a name with it.
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    oh shit wuf, you added an new gem to your collection
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    oh shit wuf, you added an new gem to your collection
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    KA-POW!
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


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    i believe i need an asian woman. preferrably half asian, quarter black, quarter russian

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    jack no way that chicks ass isnt shopped, not to mentioned other parts of her too.

    but neyways DAAAAAMN
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    not nice enough ass or formatted artistically enough to be sig material, but kinda close
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    this is hot, and also took my post up

    Just have to b satisfied with the worlds hottest 40 year old

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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    OMFG WOW ! ! ! !
    you need to bring ivey back dude.

    thats one of the coolest photos ive seen. granted its not hot or funny, but coolness still means a lot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    OMFG WOW ! ! ! !
    you need to bring ivey back dude.

    thats one of the coolest photos ive seen. granted its not hot or funny, but coolness still means a lot.
    Lol, wufu the avatar police. Ill bring it back soon enough.

    This new one is Keith Sexton a sick stud player.
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    i am the avatar police

    license and registration, please
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    jessica biel is close to perfection.
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    this is so hot its ridiculous

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    this is hot, and also took my post up

    Just have to b satisfied with the worlds hottest 40 year old

    did we ever get the name on her?
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    that looks kinda like famke janssen from x-men, but i didn't think she was forty
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    that looks kinda like famke janssen from x-men, but i didn't think she was forty
    43 i think, and yes it i.
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