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    natalie portman is hot







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    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
    Say YES to crack!
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    i am in love with eva angelina. she fucks and sucks like a champ. look her up on redtube.com, xtube.com, wherever.
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    OKay. More pics from my buddies at Sherdog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    ok ok i'll try to redeem myself


    way to redeem yourself, GMML
    God is soooo great fro allowing angels to walk the earth among us

    Who is she?
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    ok ok i'll try to redeem myself
    Start by erasing the crap you posted earlier..lol


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    fyrfytr, buff chicks do not = hot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    fyrfytr, buff chicks do not = hot.

    I disagree in her buffness

    She's barely fit/ veeeeery lightly buff
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

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    are exposed tits OK in this thread ?
    i like tits

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    fyrfytr, buff chicks do not = hot.

    I disagree in her buffness

    She's barely fit/ veeeeery lightly buff


    IOW, I love her
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    fyrfytr, buff chicks do not = hot.
    Are you afraid she'd kick your ass? That right there is a damn near perfect body. Don't forget, she's a fitness model. So when she's in contest shape she's her body fat is non existent. So maybe she looks too lean. Either way she is stupidly sexy.

    I hope this thread doesn't get axed due to the nipplage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    fyrfytr, buff chicks do not = hot.
    I agree that the weird segment of ftr that loves body builder chicks tends to ruin these threads, however that blonde chick is hot. Shes a lil buff, but come on now.. shes pretty hot.
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    How bout some Mariza Prince?





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    Marzia Prince is another goddess

    I have this thing for assful fit blondes
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    Cogito ergo sum

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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    that last set was amazing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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    Very nice, how much?
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    How is this too buff? This is teh Hawtness!!



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    she's not too buff, just buffer than the guys who complained.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FyrFytr998
    How is this too buff? This is teh Hawtness!!
    I agree, i don't think he's too buff either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew
    she's not too buff, just buffer than the guys who complained.
    Lol, you have a point there. Here's a pic for you.


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    Renton's just upset that he doesn't have time to jack it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by biondino
    FAKE TITS ALWAYS ALWAYS = UGLY
    TRY GETTING REAL CHICKEN AT KFC
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    ok ok i'll try to redeem myself


    way to redeem yourself, GMML
    God is soooo great fro allowing angels to walk the earth among us

    Who is she?
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    i fear that all the sexy will end up in this thread and not spread to others
    *bump*

    ok
    start speading to other threads
    *bump*
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    Don't listen to them Fyrfytr. She's the hottest one in here so far. Buff is the stuff, don't make me dig into my library.
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    LOL, FTR got banned by xs.to

    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    I am the biggest Jessica Alba fan in the world, even though I haven't seen a single film. FTR may remember my various avatar's from past.

    However, I do not enjoy either of those two.
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    dude.. .wtf is up with that last alba one? Shits creepy yo...
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    Blame the photographer, don't blame the messenger

    its from the August GQ spread
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    mmmmm naturals...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kits




    After watching her in the reality show she was on I developed a dislike for her personality, which made me feel like she was unattractive, you know? But She looks so good in photographs, and I love how all of her pics are so glossy.
  38. #113
    Quote Originally Posted by biondino
    FAKE TITS ALWAYS ALWAYS = UGLY
    I agree for the most part, but this is how I rank the tits..

    big nice well shaped naturals > small/medium nice shaped naturals > nice fake tits > crappy saggy or otherwise funnily shaped naturals > crappy fakes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost




    mmmmm naturals...
    Dude we have such similar taste in tits.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by boost




    mmmmm naturals...
    Dude we have such similar taste in tits.
    *jaw drops*

    hotttttt
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg

    this is sick, but funny in a fucked up shockingly way
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    ok ok i'll try to redeem myself


    way to redeem yourself, GMML
    God is soooo great fro allowing angels to walk the earth among us

    Who is she?
    no idea
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    ok ok i'll try to redeem myself


    way to redeem yourself, GMML
    God is soooo great fro allowing angels to walk the earth among us

    Who is she?
    no idea

    For some reason I knew this would be the answer
    But I like viewing this pic, hence the requote
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    Don't listen to them Fyrfytr. She's the hottest one in here so far. Buff is the stuff, don't make me dig into my library.
    Please. By all means. Dig away!


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    Quote Originally Posted by FyrFytr998
    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    Don't listen to them Fyrfytr. She's the hottest one in here so far. Buff is the stuff, don't make me dig into my library.
    Please. By all means. Dig away!
    You have no idea of the consequences of what you just did

    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    I will leave the little boys to their little pin up girls. Wouldn't want to put any real women in this thread and make them poke there eyes out.
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    phew, close one
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew
    After watching her in the reality show she was on I developed a dislike for her personality, which made me feel like she was unattractive, you know? But She looks so good in photographs, and I love how all of her pics are so glossy.
    She's in a reality show? Damn you crap Aussie TV!!
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    What's funny is that I have actually banged about half of the chicks in this thread. No really.

    If you don't believe me you're gay. You're not gay are you?
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    http://media.nymag.com/fashion/08/li...yn/index4.html

    I figured that this was the thread for this. Can someone format this so that I can have it as my avatar? It's in a format that I can't edit. Thx
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprayed
    http://media.nymag.com/fashion/08/li...yn/index4.html

    I figured that this was the thread for this. Can someone format this so that I can have it as my avatar? It's in a format that I can't edit. Thx
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprayed
    http://media.nymag.com/fashion/08/li...yn/index4.html

    I figured that this was the thread for this. Can someone format this so that I can have it as my avatar? It's in a format that I can't edit. Thx
    gross. please to not be making that your avatar.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    ^^ what the fuck is this doing in this thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprayed
    http://media.nymag.com/fashion/08/li...yn/index4.html

    I figured that this was the thread for this. Can someone format this so that I can have it as my avatar? It's in a format that I can't edit. Thx
    gross. please to not be making that your avatar.
    I actually don't like the pic either. But its his request, so I respected it and made it for him

    Over smaak valt niet te twisten - Good taste for you does not equal good taste for me (loose translation)
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    hey lindsay lohan is naked on that link. that pic posted is horrible but i think lohan is a babe, she has some better pictures from that shoot.
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    dude YES LINDSAY LOHAN NAKED
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    Ok, is this one better?
    http://media.nymag.com/fashion/08/li...yn/index3.html
    I'm just trying to avoid the nudity or the X-Man will have my ass. That's why I selected it and there is something about it that I like in an artsy fartsy way. Jack, tell me what you're doing so that I can modify it myself.
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    slide #5 is the best one without full on breasteses. the one with the yellow cloths that you have right now is bad because it shows teeth
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    Can someone hook me up with slide 5? http://media.nymag.com/fashion/08/li...yn/index5.html
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    The 'buff' chicks in this thread are actually not buff but lean, and they're not super lean.

    Most men would actually agree that buff chicks are hot if they understood the terminology. Roided women don't count since they're using man drugs, super lean women are also often using drugs as well and when there composition is off season they look far more normal. Most women can get as swole as possible yet still be smaller than men who never touched a weight. The hormones and genes simply aren't there for chicks to get buff. Most of them think they can, but they're wrong.

    Women with muscle are very hot, and they're still very small.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprayed
    Ok, is this one better?
    http://media.nymag.com/fashion/08/li...yn/index3.html
    I'm just trying to avoid the nudity or the X-Man will have my ass. That's why I selected it and there is something about it that I like in an artsy fartsy way. Jack, tell me what you're doing so that I can modify it myself.
    Press Print Screen to screencap, then paste in your favourite image editor
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprayed
    Ok, is this one better?
    http://media.nymag.com/fashion/08/li...yn/index3.html
    I'm just trying to avoid the nudity or the X-Man will have my ass. That's why I selected it and there is something about it that I like in an artsy fartsy way. Jack, tell me what you're doing so that I can modify it myself.
    Press Print Screen to screencap, then paste in your favourite image editor
    Duh thanks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprayed
    Can someone hook me up with slide 5? http://media.nymag.com/fashion/08/li...yn/index5.html

    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    wow lindsay is kind of scary in a lot of those pics. ginger kids dont work well as blond bomb shells.
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    whatever. Thank god for "art" or we wouldn't be able to see nice movie star tits.
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    slide 7 has made my desktop


    can't think of any other actresses i'd like more to see naked tbh, but i've really liked lindsay since SNL
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    some ad I keep seeing, I think shes super hot.
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    You could prolly buy that realdoll
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    Wow Jack thats your best avatar ever imo.

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