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    Default Official Put Someone Down Thread {warning:E-drama/offending}

    Enough with the boost threads, we're not little girls! Come in here if you want to give someone a big FU. A reason (however vague) must be given, but further discussion/defending ourselves should be taken via PM.

    Oh and this is all in good fun, so if you're easily offended don't read on. To avoid this turning into a total inferno leading to 'rilla bringing out the , here's the killer kat who will be overseeing things:

    I've been wanting to use this pic for ages.

    I'll start:
    SUCK IT TRIPTANES YOU GRADE verMILLION PIECE OF RED SHIT!
    That's for not being a thinking person and for not being powerful enough to make PP pay out unmentionables when they kicked you out of the affiliate program!

    gogogo
    (I hope this isn't too out of line and will get me in trouble)
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    FUCK YOU BIONDINO! YOU ANALLY RETARDED PIECE OF KILLJOY SHIT! HOW MANY GIRLS HAVE *YOU* FUCKED IN THE LAST YEAR, AND HOW MANY DIFFERENT COUNTRIES ARE THEY FROM? WHY DON'T YOU GO BE A PRIEST?

    that's for taking the moral high ground whether or not warranted
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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    FUCK YOU ZOOK, YEA YOU HEARD ME, FUCK YOU FOR SIGNING UP TO FTR TWO DAYS AFTER ME AND DESTROYING THE RANKS WHILE I SUCK AT LIFE.

    I just noticed this the other day, and have been waiting for the opportunity to bitch you out. What the hell did you figure out that I missed?
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    LOL Salsa, starting a thread shocked about the abuse of women when you're the self-styled #1 fuck 'em and chuck'em manslut on FTR.

    (answer: one, I'm in a long term relationship)
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    easiest prediction ever: this thread will not end well
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    easiest prediction ever: this thread will not end well
    fuck you for saying and/or thinking that
    gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

    bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pelion
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    easiest prediction ever: this thread will not end well
    fuck you for saying and/or thinking that
    sup Pel
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    easiest prediction ever: this thread will not end well
    Go out on a limb, what will cause it? What's said, or how it's taken? Will it be a harsh statement or a sensitive moron that can't laugh at himself? I for one, look forward to the drama, since I am never involved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    FUCK YOU ZOOK, YEA YOU HEARD ME, FUCK YOU FOR SIGNING UP TO FTR TWO DAYS AFTER ME AND DESTROYING THE RANKS WHILE I SUCK AT LIFE.

    I just noticed this the other day, and have been waiting for the opportunity to bitch you out. What the hell did you figure out that I missed?
    ha ha. im in your same boat, just a month or so later. I noticed this when he posted his sick graph from October. To rub it in even more, hes played ~1/2 the hands i have and probably 1/5 of the hands you have. Just to rub some more salt in the wound.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Quote Originally Posted by Pelion
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    easiest prediction ever: this thread will not end well
    fuck you for saying and/or thinking that
    sup Pel
    wow what are you doing awake? Lifes good. Havnt really played in a couple of months now though. I keep wanting to but have so much other stuff to do right now that I havnt got around to it yet. Im sure I will soon though. If I dont then FUCK ME!! (but not literally).
    gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

    bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pelion
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Quote Originally Posted by Pelion
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    easiest prediction ever: this thread will not end well
    fuck you for saying and/or thinking that
    sup Pel
    wow what are you doing awake? Lifes good. Havnt really played in a couple of months now though. I keep wanting to but have so much other stuff to do right now that I havnt got around to it yet. Im sure I will soon though. If I dont then FUCK ME!! (but not literally).
    Yea man, you should get back into Vent. I'm awake cuz I'm at work at 9AM on goddamn Saturday morning fjlkdsafdljkfljkdfd. Seeya around bud.
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    SPENDA YOU PIECE OF GRADE Z SHIT. OF ALL THE SHIT IN THIS WORLD YOU ARE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL. GET YOUR GOLF CLUB OUT OF YOUR ASS. THAT'S WHAT GOLF BAGS ARE FOR.

    that's for taking an awesome thread off track and making non insulting posts
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    easiest prediction ever: this thread will not end well
    Go out on a limb, what will cause it? What's said, or how it's taken? Will it be a harsh statement or a sensitive moron that can't laugh at himself? I for one, look forward to the drama, since I am never involved.
    Someone will say something really bad about Lukkake, Courtie, Bio, etc...and this thing will blow up so fast.

    Alright, I'll bite and feed you with one:
    FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKING SALSA4EVA EVA, 4 EVA EVA? FUCKING ALL THEM FINE EXOTIC BITCHES WHILE I AINT GETTING SHIT ATM. I HOPE YOU GET ON DANCING WITH THE STARS AND YOUR FEMALE PARTNER IS MICHAEL JACKSON AND HE MISTAKES YOU FOR THE 14YR OLD THAT YOU LOOK LIKE.

    Also, stop being so baller plz, it makes us all look bad.
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    FUCK YOU TRAINER JYMS, STOP EATING ALL MY BABIES YOU OGRE
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    *#&^* #&*^#*(^ Spenda!!!

    You totally cashed a -EV bet. WTF?!?!?! The line on that game was -240 for UT +210 for A&M. I got UT for -100 and so gave you A&M for +100 and you totally cashed that bet. I hate you and your stupid school for making me freeze my balls off watching that monstrosity.

    And to top it all off, your school's defense wasn't competent enough to prevent the under from happening. With 1 minute to go in the 3rd quarter, something like 30 points had to be scored for me to lose my under 60 bet. But NO....your school had to go and do stupid shit and make the game total go WAAAAAY over!
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    FUCK YOU SPENDA FOR THINKING YOU ARE A GOD AT POKER, AND WHENEVER I MAKE A GOOD PLAY/CALL AGAINST YOU I GET A LECTURE SAYING HOW BAD IT WAS AND HOW BAD I AM. YOU EVEN SAY I HAVE PURE FUNDAMENTAL ERRORS WHEN WE'RE PLAYING A FUCKING $2 TOURNAMENT FOR THE FUN OF IT. YOU TOTALLY RUIN THE FUN OF PLAYING THOSE THINGS AND GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS, YOU'RE NOT A POKER GOD AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO CRITIQUE AND CRITICIZE EVERY LITTLE FUCKING THING.

    cuz i you
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    FUCK YOU SPENDA FOR THINKING YOU ARE A GOD AT POKER, AND WHENEVER I MAKE A GOOD PLAY/CALL AGAINST YOU I GET A LECTURE SAYING HOW BAD IT WAS AND HOW BAD I AM. YOU EVEN SAY I HAVE PURE FUNDAMENTAL ERRORS WHEN WE'RE PLAYING A FUCKING $2 TOURNAMENT FOR THE FUN OF IT. YOU TOTALLY RUIN THE FUN OF PLAYING THOSE THINGS AND GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS, YOU'RE NOT A POKER GOD AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO CRITIQUE AND CRITICIZE EVERY LITTLE FUCKING THING.

    cuz i you
    honestly who checks trips on 6th when Im obv drawing?
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    FUCK YOU GMML FOR SHOOTING SPENDA IN WOLVES, ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID OR WHAT?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    FUCK YOU GMML FOR SHOOTING SPENDA IN WOLVES, ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID OR WHAT?
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.
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    FUCK YOU LEE. LEARN TO USE CAPS WHEN YOU'RE FUCKING YELLING AT SOMEONE. WHAT KIND OF LAME PUSSY JUMPS IN A BITCHING THREAD AND CAN'T EVEN FOLLOW THE RULES. ARE YOU DUMB IN THE HEAD? DID YOUR MOM DROP YOU AS A CHILD? HOW THE FUCK IS CHINA GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD WHEN IT'S PEOPLE CAN'T EVEN MAKE SIMPLE OBSERVATIONS?
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    lol @ TJ and bode... TJ, you must be psyched you won more money than me this month!

    FUCK YOU HALVSAME FOR PLAYING ON SOFT EURO SITES AND BEING A BANKROLL NIT. YOU'VE WON AN ABSURD AMOUNT OF MONEY AT POKER BUT YOU STILL PLAY 2/4 FOR CHRISTSSAKE. JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU MAKES MY BALLS SHRINK. AND WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH CATS????

    That's for starting this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by biondino
    LOL Salsa, starting a thread shocked about the abuse of women when you're the self-styled #1 fuck 'em and chuck'em manslut on FTR.
    I so wish we had custom titles...
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    Fuck Biondino for trying to make a stab at my game because i made a typo in my post in SSHE forum. And Fuck you as well for all the above reasons salsa gave.
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    You know, I usually say the answer is love sweet love. But sometimes venting is good. You need to release the anger boys. Let it all out.
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    Well fuck you for cancelling our plans 1000 times back when you lived in the lower mainland.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    FUCK YOU GMML FOR SHOOTING SPENDA IN WOLVES, ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID OR WHAT?
    YEA WTF PIECE OF SHIT GMML YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING. IM SURPRISED YOUR GF EVEN ALLOWS YOU TO PLAY POKER ANYMORE SEEING HOW SHE HAS YOU ON A LEASH. IF YOU QUIT ME ONE MORE TIME WHEN IM STEAMING B/C YOUR GF "JUST SHOWED UP" IM GOING TO FLY UP THERE AND KICK YOUR SKINNY PASTEY ASS.

    Also, lolzzzzzzz I own Hyper at PLO HU sngs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Also, lolzzzzzzz I own Hyper at PLO HU sngs.
    FUCK YOU BIZNATCH! NEXT TIME WE PLAY ON ABSOLUTE WHERE I CAN USE MY SUPER ACCOUNT FOR ROLLZ!
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    Quote Originally Posted by chardrian
    You know, I usually say the answer is love sweet love. But sometimes venting is good. You need to release the anger boys. Let it all out.
    FUCK YOU CHAR. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO COME INTO THIS THREAD AND SPREAD YOUR JOBLESS HIPPIE PROPAGANDA.
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    FUCK YOU ALL ON FTR I CANT BELIEVE WHEN I SIGNED UP HERE THAT I WOULD NOT WIN $1000 IN MY FIRST MONTH

    for all of you not sharing the magic luck factor and making me read and learn this game.

    jerks.

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    FUCK YOU JESUS FOR TURNING MILLIONS OF PEOPLE INTO CERTIFIED DUMB FUCKS
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    FUCK YOU JESUS FOR TURNING MILLIONS OF PEOPLE INTO CERTIFIED DUMB FUCKS
    DAMN YOU MUHAMMED FOR TURNING MILLIONS OF PEOPLE INTO CERTIFIED CRAZY FUCKS
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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    FUCK YOU MRHAPPY, YOU NO GOOD HUNK OF SHIT.

    that is because you are married and still fucking whores like you are single



    how do you do it? do you have a how to book?
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    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    FUCK YOU JESUS FOR TURNING MILLIONS OF PEOPLE INTO CERTIFIED DUMB FUCKS
    DAMN YOU MUHAMMED FOR TURNING MILLIONS OF PEOPLE INTO CERTIFIED CRAZY FUCKS
    very nice
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    lo, tl;dr im drunk fu evers1 cor u dont speak my kanguage and make jokes that i dont understand frequnetly

    halv is cool tho as is gabe and spoonf and wuf


    yay yay
    yay
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    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
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    XTR, fick dich für unseren Witzen nicht zu verstehen.

    Or something.

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    HALVSAME THAT'S THE SHITTIEST LAME-ASS WEAK SAUCE INSULT I HAVE EVER READ. YOU DO NOT USE FUCKING SMILIES WHEN YOU INSULT PEOPLE. ARE YOU THAT STUPID?
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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    WHO THE HELL MADE YOU THE INSULT SHERIFF? MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS YOU MOTHERFUCKING HORSECOCK! (genuine northern norwegian expression)

    TAKE THIS SMILEY AND SHOVE IT
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    FUCK YOU MRHAPPY, YOU NO GOOD HUNK OF SHIT.

    that is because you are married and still fucking whores like you are single



    how do you do it? do you have a how to book?
    lol!
    I'm gonna show my wife this one
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    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    FUCK YOU JESUS FOR TURNING MILLIONS OF PEOPLE INTO CERTIFIED DUMB FUCKS
    DAMN YOU MUHAMMED FOR TURNING MILLIONS OF PEOPLE INTO CERTIFIED CRAZY FUCKS
    FUCK YOU SALSA! THAT GOD DAMN TEACHER WAS OUT OF LINE WHEN SHE LET THOSE 7 YEAR OLDS NAME A TEDDY BEAR! ARE YOU BLIND?

    LOL!!!
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    FUCK YOU MASSIMO FOR SAYING I SUCK AT PLAYING DEEP! WHY DON'T YOU GO LOSE A FEW THOUSAND MORE $$$ AT TURNINGSTONE TO SOME DAMN YANKEE'S!
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    LOL YOU SUCK DEEP. YOU SUCK DEEP A LOT!
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    FUCK YOU ULTIMATE GEORGE. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO GOD DAMMED AWESOME, YOU SHIT HEAD
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    FUCK YOU TURNING STONE YOU MOTHER FUCKING CURSED CASINO WHO MAKE DONKS LOOK LIKE GOD!!!
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    FUCK YOU ISF FOR BEING SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME AT POKER, BECAUSE I REMEMBER WHEN EVERYONE ELSE OWNED YOU AT GREGS!!

    AND FOR THINKING YOU'RE A GOD DAMN GURU WITH YOUR MAHARISHI AVATAR. FUCKING DOUCHE. YOU ARE THE DOUCHIEST DOUCHE THAT EVER LIVED. I NOMINATE YOU FOR BIGGEST DOUCHE IN THE UNIVERSE YOU DOUCHE.
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    FUCK OFF TODD ANDERSON/KMIND(?) FOR KNOCKING ME OUT OF THE GAUNTLET COSTING ME TWO THIRDS OF MY STARS ROLL. I FUCKING HAD YOU PREFLOP!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
    XTR, fick dich für unseren Witzen nicht zu verstehen.

    Or something.

    yay ya Halv interwebs doesnt translate fu to norwegian

    fu for fucking up my language and for yppe til strid oppa pa FTR or something....btw, do icelandic people speak norwegian?
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
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    direct translation is "knull deg" or "pul deg", nowadays you can say "føkk deg".

    they speak icelandic ldo
    but it's not that far from danish, which isnt far from norwegian.

    FU FOR DERAILING THE THREAD
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    FUCK YOU BCS FOR NOT PUTTING NOTRE DAME IN THE TITLE GAME. WE ARE FREAKING NOTRE DAME. WE HAVE THE GURU CHARLIE WEIS WHO COACHES WITH COMPLETE ABANDON. oh and FUCK THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE TIME TO WIN MONIES DURING THE SCHOOL YEAR.
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    FUCK YOU MR NOTRE DAME FAN. FUCK YOU AND THE REST OF YOUR NOTRE DAME FANDOM. YOU ARE THE DUMBEST PEOPLE ALIVE. YOUR TEAM IS BEYOND OVERRATED. YOU DON'T DESERVE HALF THE CREDIT PEOPLE GIVE YOU. FUCK LOU HOLTZ AS WELL. YOU ARE THE WORST ANALYST IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL HISTORY. YOU'RE JUST AS OVERRATED AS THE TEAM YOU COACHED, WHICH IS WHY YOU WON'T GET FIRED.

    AND FUCK LEPRECHAUNS. I WILL PUNCH ANY LEPRECHAUN I SEE RIGHT IN THE FACE.
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    FUCK ANYONE WHO WOULD WATCH A FOOTBALL GAME OVER A HOCKEY GAME. TRY WATCHING A SPORT WHERE THE PLAYERS DON'T STAND AROUND GRABBING THEIR CROTCHES FOR 50 OUT OF THE 60 MINUTES OF THE GAME. THIS GOES FOR ANYONE WHO WATCHES BASEBALL AS WELL!

    I realize as the minority I will most likely get gang attacked, which is fine by me.

    commence...
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    OH AND FUCK ANYONE WHO IS A FAN OF THE FOLLOWING NHL TEAMS:
    CALGARY
    MINNESOTA
    EDMONTON
    COLORADO
    ANAHEIM
    TORONTO

    YOU DISGUST ME AND SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!
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    FUCK YOU BIGRED FOR HATING ON THE GREATNESS OF NOTRE DAME. YOU COULDNT GET INTO A SCHOOL AS STORIED AND AMAZING AS NOTRE DAME, WHICH SHOWS HOW MUCH YOUR OPINION MATTERS. GET OFF OUR NUTS, WE ARE BETTER THAN YOUR SCHOOL, DEAL WITH IT BITCH. AS FOR LOU HOLTZ, HE HAS ACCOMPLISHED MORE IN HIS LIFE THAN YOU COULD EVEN DREAM OF, SO START SHOWING SOME RESPECT.

    AS FOR THE NHL, WOW, YOU MUST BE ONE HUGE FUCKING RETARD TO ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION TO THAT SHIT. WORST DAY OF THE YEAR IS WHEN THE NHL STARTS BECAUSE THEY FUCK WASTE TIME ON SPORTSCENTER. REMEMBER WHEN THEY WENT ON STRIKE AND NOBODY FUCKING CARED? THAT WAS AWESOME.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PapalRage
    AS FOR THE NHL, WOW, YOU MUST BE ONE HUGE FUCKING RETARD TO ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION TO THAT SHIT. WORST DAY OF THE YEAR IS WHEN THE NHL STARTS BECAUSE THEY FUCK WASTE TIME ON SPORTSCENTER. REMEMBER WHEN THEY WENT ON STRIKE AND NOBODY FUCKING CARED? THAT WAS AWESOME.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
    FUCK OFF TODD ANDERSON/KMIND(?) FOR KNOCKING ME OUT OF THE GAUNTLET COSTING ME TWO THIRDS OF MY STARS ROLL. I FUCKING HAD YOU PREFLOP!!!!
    GO FUCK YOURSELF MAN. FUCK YOU FOR GIVING ME A FUCKING NICE CHIPLEAD AT THE FT AND THEN ME GETTING KNOCKED OUT FIRST. YA, WAY TO FUCKING WIN COINFLIPS, KMIND (can I insult myself?). ALSO FUCK ANYONE WHO CAN ALMOST BEAT ME HU WHEN I CAN FUCKING SEE THEIR CARDS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by meeloche
    OH AND FUCK ANYONE WHO IS A FAN OF THE FOLLOWING NHL TEAMS:
    CALGARY
    MINNESOTA
    EDMONTON
    COLORADO
    ANAHEIM
    TORONTO

    YOU DISGUST ME AND SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!
    yesssss
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    This thread sucks.

    FUCK YOU FOR SAYING THIS THREAD SUCKS
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    I <3 everybody

    :
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    FUCK ALL YOU VILLAGERS FOR LYNCHING ME RIGHT OFF THE BAT IN THE ONLY WEREWOLF GAME I'VE EVER PLAYED.
    ALSO, AN EXTRA SPECIAL FUCK YOU GOES OUT TO TRAINER JYMS FOR BEING THE ONE THAT STARTED THE IDEA TO LYNCH ME.

    LYNCH BLACKATOM
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    Oooo, i got one...

    FU wufwugy for having the hottest fucking asses eva and making them jiggle in front of my face!


    and FU trainer_jyms for _______, wait (remembering he's fuckin huge, and the parking lot story he told us of the rage he unleashed).... ooops gg sir??!??
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    Arsehole (or asshole in North America) is slang for the anus and can be used as a derisive descriptor of an unpleasant person. It is formed from arse, which according to the Oxford English Dictionary has been used since the 11th century to refer to the rump of an animal and since the 14th century to refer to a person's buttocks. The combined form arsehole is first attested from 1500 in its literal use to refer to the anus. The metaphorical use of the word to refer to the worst place in a region (e.g., "the arsehole of the world") is first attested in print in 1865; the use to refer to a contemptible person is first attested in 1933.[1] But as with other vulgarities, these uses of the word may have been common in oral speech for some time before their first print appearances.

    The word is mainly used as a profanity towards someone the speaker does not like or whose behavior is hurtful, self-centered, or particularly abrasive. Usually, the term is directed at a male (in female anatomy, the focus is deflected to the nearby genitals, the vagina). It may also sometimes be used to describe people who are viewed as stupid or useless or even meaningless, similar to wanker.

    This word or its literal translation is found in colloquial speech in a number of cultures (in both English and other languages). This is because it describes an organ of elimination that is considered a taboo region (since it belongs to the intimate parts) of the body in many societies.

    The English word ass (meaning donkey, a cognate of its zoological name Equus asinus) may also be used as a term of contempt, referring to a silly or stupid person. In North America, the words arse and ass have become synonymous; however, in the rest of the English-speaking world, ass still only refers to the donkey, rather than the arse (buttocks). It is worth noting that speakers of some varieties of English “drop their Rs” before consonants, leading to a pronunciation of arse that is quite similar to ass.

    Until the early 1990s, the word was considered one of a number of words that could not be uttered on commercial television in the United States. Comedian Andrew Dice Clay caused a major shock when he uttered the word during a televised awards show in the 1980s. However, there were PG-13 and R rated films in the 1980s that featured use of the word, such as "The Terminator" (1984) and the PG-13 "National Lampoon Christmas Vacation" (1989) and "Back to The Future II" (1989). By 1994, however, the word was considered less vulgar and was featured in dialog on the long-running television series NYPD Blue, though it has yet to become anything close to commonplace on network TV. It is important to note that while the word arse has found a place on broadcast television, arsehole is not used, probably due to its more vulgar connotation. In some broadcast edits (such as the syndication airings of South Park), the word is partially bleeped out—ironically, as "arseh---", with the profane half of the word intact.

    In 1972, Jonathan Richman's Modern Lovers recorded his song "Pablo Picasso," which includes the immortal line "Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole." The song was not released until 1976, after the break-up of the original Modern Lovers. In 1993, actor Denis Leary enjoyed some success with a comedic song called "Asshole", which opened his stage play No Cure for Cancer and was featured in a music video. It topped the Triple J Hottest 100, 1993 in Australia and subsequently reached #2 on the charts in that country in 1994. Alternative rock artist Beck has written and recorded a song called "Asshole", one of his most acclaimed compositions. The British ska-punk band Snuff also have a song named "Arsehole", while Canadian comedy troupe Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie have had a song called "The Asshole Song" in their repertoire since the late 1980s. In 2004 (see 2004 in music), the song “"arsehole" by the band Jim’s Big Ego was used as the soundtrack to a popular internet filmstrip about the Bush administration. Gene Simmons of rock band Kiss released his solo album under the name Asshole which also featured a song of the same name.

    Arsehat is a slightly trendier and less severe variation of arsehole, graphically describing someone who has his “head up his own arse” (i.e., not knowing what’s going on): one is wearing one’s arse for a hat. A more modern usage of arsehat describes a person doing something stupid, and can apply to anyone: “The boss is up to arsehattery because he broke the computer even though he knew he was doing the wrong thing.” This meaning was popularized by Something Awful character Jeff K. The word is popular in many online communities, serving as a more palatable version of its antecedent. According to Google’s Usenet statistics, the word only saw a token appearance every day or two starting in July 1999, but following a slow rise in 2002, it entered popular usage in May 2003. As it continued to grow in popularity, arsehat began to be used by online gamers, in first person shooter and massively multiplayer role playing games. It was a commonplace word on servers where vulgar language was not allowed.

    The insult arseclown is used in a similar fashion, although it is not as common. arseclown has become well known among fans of World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) due to wrestler Chris Jericho using it during his promos, especially his “Highlight Reel”. The term was also used in the film Office Space to describe singer-songwriter Michael Bolton. “arseclown” is also used by radio personality Todd Schnitt.

    arsetard is another rarer variant upon the arse- theme. It is possibly a portmanteau of arsehole and retard and has almost the same meaning as arsehole, but with a greater implied connotation of stupidity. An identically spelled version of the same word is a contraction of arsehole and bastard, with a commensurately more abusive meaning.

    arsepit is a descriptive noun following this construction, used to describe places that are run-down or dirty, as in: “This house is an arsepit.” It has a generally pejorative connotation.

    arse-end or arsehole can also be used to describe a location that is extremely remote, decrepit or seen to be without value - for example "Tasmania is the arsehole of the world"
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    Oooo, i got one...

    FU wufwugy for having the hottest fucking asses eva and making them jiggle in front of my face!


    and FU trainer_jyms for _______, wait (remembering he's fuckin huge, and the parking lot story he told us of the rage he unleashed).... ooops gg sir??!??
    FU for what? I can take it, hell I don't even know where you live.
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    FUCK ALL OF YOU FOR BEING IGNORANT ENOUGH TO THINK HALVSAME CUSSED YOU IN NORWEGIAN, WHEN IT REALLY WAS IN GERMAN!

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    FUCK ALL OF YOU FOR BEING IGNORANT ENOUGH TO THINK HALVSAME CUSSED YOU IN NORWEGIAN, WHEN IT REALLY WAS IN GERMAN!
    FUCK YOU FOR THINKING IM DUMB ENOUGH TO THINK IT WASNT GERMAN
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    FUCK YOU BIGRED FOR HATING ON THE GREATNESS OF NOTRE DAME. YOU COULDNT GET INTO A SCHOOL AS STORIED AND AMAZING AS NOTRE DAME, WHICH SHOWS HOW MUCH YOUR OPINION MATTERS. GET OFF OUR NUTS, WE ARE BETTER THAN YOUR SCHOOL, DEAL WITH IT BITCH. AS FOR LOU HOLTZ, HE HAS ACCOMPLISHED MORE IN HIS LIFE THAN YOU COULD EVEN DREAM OF, SO START SHOWING SOME RESPECT.

    AS FOR THE NHL, WOW, YOU MUST BE ONE HUGE FUCKING RETARD TO ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION TO THAT SHIT. WORST DAY OF THE YEAR IS WHEN THE NHL STARTS BECAUSE THEY FUCK WASTE TIME ON SPORTSCENTER. REMEMBER WHEN THEY WENT ON STRIKE AND NOBODY FUCKING CARED? THAT WAS AWESOME.
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