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  1. #76
    FUCK YOU BIGRED. CORNELL IS EASILY THE WORST IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL. CORNELL CAN SUCK MY LEFT NUT, I GOT IN THERE, BUT THEY ARE POOR MOFOs . AND IF YOU WENT/GO TO CORNELL, THAT JUST FURTHER HIGHLIGHTS YOUR LACK OF FOOTBALL KNOWLEDGE. WHEN WAS CORNELL GOOD AT FOOTBALL? WHEN DID CORNELL EVEN PLAY A SCHOOL THAT IS EVEN HALF DECENT AT FOOTBALL? WHEN HAS ANYONE EVER SAID TO YOU, "oh, you go to cornell, i really hope to head up there for a game some time" YEA, THATS RIGHT, NEVER.
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    WHAT FUCKING LOSER GOES TO A SCHOOL FOR FOOTBALL OR TRIES TO ARGUE A SCHOOL'S SUPERIORITY BASED ON THAT? GO CHECK THE USNEWS/PRINCETON POLLS U FUCKING DUMB SHIT. YOU AND YOUR OVERRATES SAFETY SCHOOL CAN BLOW ME, AND SO CAN BROWN WHO IS THE WORST IVY. CHECK IT MOTHERFUCKER.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    FUCK YOU JESUS FOR TURNING MILLIONS OF PEOPLE INTO CERTIFIED DUMB FUCKS
    DAMN YOU MUHAMMED FOR TURNING MILLIONS OF PEOPLE INTO CERTIFIED CRAZY FUCKS
    very nice

    fuck you for not teaching me all the poker math i need to know bitch.
  4. #79
    FU trainer_jyms for being such a octo-pusssy about not living without Diet Coke? c'mon big man, suck it up it's only calories!

    and FU again for calling my woman a cold hearted bitch, only i can call her that! your not secretly meeting her in a motel room are you?!?!
  5. #80
    HEY, MOST ADDICTIONS ARE NOT HEALTHY. IF WE GET ADDICTED TO WORKING, EXERCISING OR HEALTHY LIVING EVERYONES ALL NICEY NICEY!!! GET ADDICTED TO POKER, HEROIN, ALCOHOL OR SEX AND EVERYONE IS ON YOUR BACK. I'M ADDICTED, SO FUCK ME!!


    Your right though, but if I drank regular pop instead of Diet Coke, I'd be 500 Fucking pounds, because of the amount I drink.
  6. #81
    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Fuck you Courtie for no longer using the thong avatar and not posting more varients up of said avatar!
    FUCK YOU FOR MAKING AN ATTEMPT TO GET COURTIE TO CHANGE HER CURRENT AVATAR. ANY AVATAR THAT FEATURES A HOT BABE BENT OVER A POOL CHAIR IN A BIKINI BRINGS UP ENOUGH VISUAL IMAGES THAT IT SHOULD NEVER BE DISCOURAGED. NEVER!!!!

    OH, AND FOR SWIGGIDY - FUCK THE NEWEST BUFFALO BILLS OF THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL WORLD - THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY - WHO IS ABOUT TO GET PUMMELLED AGAIN ON A NATIONAL STAGE BY ANOTHER SEC TEAM.
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  7. #82
    FUCK YOU BIGRED. MAYBE CORNELL IS ONLY THE SECOND WORST IVY THIS YEAR, ACADEMICS WE ARE VERY SIMILAR, BUT THAT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER WHEN IT COMES TO FOOTBALL, WHICH IS WHAT THIS WAS ABOUT. I DIDN'T CHOOSE ND CAUSE OF THEIR FOOTBALL, BUT CAUSE THEY GIVE ME 30K A YEAR AND CORNELL IS TOO POOR TO GIVE WHITE GUYS FINANCIAL AID. AND YES, NOTRE DAME IS THE NUMBER ONE CHOICE SCHOOL FOR WAAAY MORE KIDS THAN CORNELL.
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  8. #83
    FU LSU for making the championship bowl series with fuckin 2 Losses, the douchebags!

    and any avatar Courtiee puts up is fine by me, and FU to anyone who suggests courtiee change any avatar she so ever choose... with said avatars, i conjure "dream like" images that she is slightly lesbo :P ..... yeah FU if your not
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    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Fuck you Courtie for no longer using the thong avatar and not posting more varients up of said avatar!
    FUCK YOU FOR MAKING AN ATTEMPT TO GET COURTIE TO CHANGE HER CURRENT AVATAR. ANY AVATAR THAT FEATURES A HOT BABE BENT OVER A POOL CHAIR IN A BIKINI BRINGS UP ENOUGH VISUAL IMAGES THAT IT SHOULD NEVER BE DISCOURAGED. NEVER!!!!
    Well fuck you for implying that FTR's #1 girl can't do just as good a job of conjuring such images using a pictur of her hot-ass self!


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  10. #85
    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Fuck you Courtie for no longer using the thong avatar and not posting more varients up of said avatar!
    FUCK YOU FOR MAKING AN ATTEMPT TO GET COURTIE TO CHANGE HER CURRENT AVATAR. ANY AVATAR THAT FEATURES A HOT BABE BENT OVER A POOL CHAIR IN A BIKINI BRINGS UP ENOUGH VISUAL IMAGES THAT IT SHOULD NEVER BE DISCOURAGED. NEVER!!!!
    Well fuck you for implying that FTR's #1 girl can't do just as good a job of conjuring such images using a pictur of her hot-ass self!
    Well fuck you for not having enough of an imagination to realize that if FTR's #1 girl has a picture of ANOTHER hot girl as an avatar that it's a good thing and conjures up even BETTER images.
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  11. #86
    LOL x 92734983432

    seoul_child1, I def google image more women than I do men. I'm absolutely not 100% straight, but I don't think most females are ...
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  12. #87
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    I'm absolutely not 100% straight, but I don't think most females are ...
    Please see my reply in your acronym thread.

    I mean.... GO FUCKING SEE MY REPLY IN YOUR ACRONYM THREAD FFS!
  13. #88
    Quote Originally Posted by zook
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    I'm absolutely not 100% straight, but I don't think most females are ...
    Please see my reply in your acronym thread.

    I mean.... GO FUCKING SEE MY REPLY IN YOUR ACRONYM THREAD FFS!
    Fuck you Zook for creating an acronym that is 92734983432 times better than mine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PapalRage
    FUCK YOU BIGRED. MAYBE CORNELL IS ONLY THE SECOND WORST IVY THIS YEAR, ACADEMICS WE ARE VERY SIMILAR, BUT THAT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER WHEN IT COMES TO FOOTBALL, WHICH IS WHAT THIS WAS ABOUT. I DIDN'T CHOOSE ND CAUSE OF THEIR FOOTBALL, BUT CAUSE THEY GIVE ME 30K A YEAR AND CORNELL IS TOO POOR TO GIVE WHITE GUYS FINANCIAL AID. AND YES, NOTRE DAME IS THE NUMBER ONE CHOICE SCHOOL FOR WAAAY MORE KIDS THAN CORNELL.
    DUDE, WE TOTALLY FUCKED THIS FLAME WAR UP WITH FACTS. GO FUCK YOURSELF NOTRE DAME YOUR A BUNCH OF BITCHES. I CAN KICK ALL YOUR ASSES AT ONCE. THE WHOLE SCHOOL, RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
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    FU GMML FOR POSTING THE WORST 3 VIDEOS IN CREATION (2 GIRLS 1 CUP; 2 GIRLS 1 FINGER; GENITALS VS. HATCHET).
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  16. #91
    FUCK YOU TO THOSE PEOPLE WHO POST SHIT I DON'T UNDERSTAND AND CONSTANTLY LEVEL ME AND MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A DUMB FUCK. GET FUCKED!
  17. #92
    fuck all yall
    Jman: every time the action is to you, it's an opportunity for you to make the perfect play.
  18. #93
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    LOL x 92734983432

    seoul_child1, I def google image more women, than I do men. I'm absolutely not 100% straight, but I don't think most females are ...

    FU for making me google your sn and coming up with this:
    Visit courtiebee's Xanga Site! www.xanga.com/courtiebee

    *Oooh your a sexy bitch, and i mean that in the nicest way. i have never seen a face pic of you, just the pleasant dairy aire :P
  19. #94
    FUCK ME COURTIE!!!

    *chastises himself for flirting - and badly - in the insults thread. FUCK U SALSA*

    SPECIAL FUCK YOU TO SWIGGIDY, WHO REFUSED TO CHAT WITH ME ON MSN WHILE I WAS WATCHING PORN. HEY I WAS FUCKING BORED U KNOW? FUCK YOU PORN MAKERS FOR MAKING BORING PORN.
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
  20. #95


    lol
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    wait what??

    i... saw.. her at one of those asian massage parlors here in cleveland!

  22. #97
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    wait what??

    i... saw.. her at one of those asian massage parlors here in cleveland!


    so i take it, you have an asian fetish???
  23. #98
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    bump

    FUCK YOU HALVSAME FOR SAYING IM STUPID IN SOME OTHER THREAD AND I DINDT NOTICE TILL NOW, THEREFORE NOT GETTING TO DEFEND MYSELF.
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    fuck you people that stole my ps3. its the 2nd one ive bought in the last 2 months and they btoh have gotten stolen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    fuck you people that stole my ps3. its the 2nd one ive bought in the last 2 months and they btoh have gotten stolen.
    fuck you too. i sold that shit for 3 hundo on ebay homie!!!!!!

    ps. i put it all on black and lost, sorry
  26. #101
    lol this thread actually is a good read

    we was all nice and shit
  27. #102
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    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    SPECIAL FUCK YOU TO SWIGGIDY, WHO REFUSED TO CHAT WITH ME ON MSN WHILE I WAS WATCHING PORN. HEY I WAS FUCKING BORED U KNOW? FUCK YOU PORN MAKERS FOR MAKING BORING PORN.
    wow I totally missed this.

    I WOULD SAY FUCK ME, BUT POKER'S DOING A DECENT JOB AS IS.
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    OH YEAH, AND FUCK YOU, YOU MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING CUM GUZZLING PIECE OF DOG SHIT THAT STOLE 13K FROM ME.
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    ALSO, FUCK THE SEC, THEIR LUCKBOX IS AMAZING.

    FUCK THE IVY LEAGUE, I DON'T CARE WHAT SCHOOL YOU WENT TO I'M STILL SMARTER THAN YOU (EVEN THOUGH I'M WORSE AT POKER)
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    FUCK THIS THREAD, IM GOING TO BED

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    Quote Originally Posted by frosst
    FUCK THIS THREAD, IM GOING TO BED
    YOU'RE SUCH A BITCH, WHO GOES TO BED AT 10p. ARE YOU LIKE 50+ (no offense warpe).
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  32. #107
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    YOU'RE SUCH A BITCH, WHO GOES TO BED AT 10p. ARE YOU LIKE 50+ (no offense warpe).
    fu punk
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    YOU'RE SUCH A BITCH, WHO GOES TO BED AT 10p. ARE YOU LIKE 50+ (no offense warpe).
    fu punk
    FU OLD MAN
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by frosst
    FUCK THIS THREAD, IM GOING TO BED
    YOU'RE SUCH A BITCH, WHO GOES TO BED AT 10p. ARE YOU LIKE 50+ (no offense warpe).
    FU SWIGGIDY. NOT EVERYONE IS STILL IN PUBERTY AND DOESNT HAVE TO GO TO WORK AT 430 THE NEXT MORNING

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  36. #111
    FU SPOON, FOR FOOLING ME WITH YOUR PHOTOSHOP SKILLZ!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    FU SPOON, FOR FOOLING ME WITH YOUR PHOTOSHOP SKILLZ!
    Actually I didn't do the photoshop but just found it
  38. #113
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    FU SPOON, FOR FOOLING ME WITH YOUR...er... PHOTOSHOP FINDING SKILLZ!
    FMFP
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    FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME LAUGH SO HARD MY BELLY HURTS!!!
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    FUCK YOU DICK PUMP FOR BEING A WASTE OF $30
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    FUCK YOU BIGRED CUZ I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT...
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    i thought for sure the topic of this bump would be dwarfman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    i thought for sure the topic of this bump would be dwarfman.
    WELL THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A FUCKING IDIOT WILL
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    i thought for sure the topic of this bump would be dwarfman.
    WELL THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A FUCKING IDIOT WILL
    YEAH WELL AT LEAST I DONT HAVE TO WASTE MY LIFE EVERY SUNDAY BECAUSE OF THE REALITY THAT MY TEAM IS GOING TO LOSE WEEK IN AND WEEK OUT. YES THATS RIGHT IM TALKING ABOUT THE TEXANS. I THOUGHT I WOULD SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU CAUSE YOURE OBV TOO STUPID TO FIGURE IT OUT ON YOUR OWN.
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    FUCK YOU AH.... UHM.... I got nothing!
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    FU JACKSAWYER FOR HAVING A TONY M AVATAR! ITS OLD, EVERYONE ON THE FUCKIN INTERWEBS ALREADY HAD THAT AV AT SOME POINT AND WE MISS TEH PUSSIES YOUR PIC SEARCH SKILLZ BROUGHT UP WEEKLY
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    Quote Originally Posted by dick_pump
    FUCK YOU BIGRED CUZ I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT...
    um i wasn't talking to you, DIPSHIT
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    oh. i get it.

    FUCK YOU BECAUSE...BECAUSE..AH ...FUCK IT.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
    FU JACKSAWYER FOR HAVING A TONY M AVATAR! ITS OLD, EVERYONE ON THE FUCKIN INTERWEBS ALREADY HAD THAT AV AT SOME POINT AND WE MISS TEH PUSSIES YOUR PIC SEARCH SKILLZ BROUGHT UP WEEKLY
    they will be back. i promise.

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