*** Official Politics Shitposting Thread ***

[BananaStand]

Feel good now champ? You wasted every single one of those key strokes.

You're going to do whatever you are going to do, regardless of what tone or vocabulary I actually use.

You're just waiting for a reason. Your little rant above proves that you A) have no honor. Just because you're able to enforce rules without following them yourself doesn't mean it's a moral or ethical application of your power. And B) You really are butt hurt.

A perma-ban would only prove both of those things to be overwhelmingly true.

If I were you, I would just ignore all of my posts altogether, and go about your apparently wonderful life.

No one is holding your feet to the fire to make sure no one uses the word "cuck" around here. No one asked for a hall-monitor

At least Poop, Jack, and Oskar can roll with it. You seem to be deeply, personally offended. And that's a YOU problem.

Everything you just said could have put into a PM that I could discreetly ignore. Instead you come out here and thump your chest and virtue signal....for what? To be king of a dead forum? Two of the three active threads here had no posts while I was gone. During the first ban, the entire place died.

What good are you serving?

[Poopadoop]

Oh, didn't see Mojo's post before I posted above.

I'm actually amazed at how patient he's been with you. If you really can't control yourself, then at least try not to pretend it's someone else's fault if/when you get banned.

[BananaStand]

I'm actually amazed at how patient he's been with you.

I'm amazed he even cares what I do. I can't figure that out.

[Poopadoop]

Feel good now champ? You wasted every single one of those key strokes.

You're going to do whatever you are going to do, regardless of what tone or vocabulary I actually use.

You're just waiting for a reason. Your little rant above proves that you A) have no honor. Just because you're able to enforce rules without following them yourself doesn't mean it's a moral or ethical application of your power. And B) You really are butt hurt.

A perma-ban would only prove both of those things to be overwhelmingly true.

If I were you, I would just ignore all of my posts altogether, and go about your apparently wonderful life.

No one is holding your feet to the fire to make sure no one uses the word "cuck" around here. No one asked for a hall-monitor

At least Poop, Jack, and Oskar can roll with it. You seem to be deeply, personally offended. And that's a YOU problem.

Everything you just said could have put into a PM that I could discreetly ignore. Instead you come out here and thump your chest and virtue signal....for what? To be king of a dead forum? Two of the three active threads here had no posts while I was gone. During the first ban, the entire place died.

What good are you serving?

I say just give him what he wants and ban him.

Can't speak for Oskar or Jack, but I don't "roll with it", cause that would imply it's otherwise worth my while; I "put up with it" because I keep hoping someone else will chime in.

banana, he gave you a million and one chances 'cause he's a nice guy and you just keep spitting in his face. so lol that it's on him if/when you get banned. It's 150% on you.

[MadMojoMonkey]

You're going to do whatever you are going to do, regardless of what tone or vocabulary I actually use.

All evidence to the contrary.
You ignored my one question.
If I was making some power-move against you, then why didn't I give you a permanent ban?

Open your eyes and realize that I have been exceptionally lenient with you, but my patience is gone.

[BananaStand]

I say just give him what he wants and ban him..

That's not what i want. But I'm not gonna walk on eggshells either.

If he's going to set the tone, then fine. But that doesn't mean that there is a double standard just for him because he's a mod. I mean, Iknow that's technically the rules. But that's stupid, and invoking that would be weak and quite dishonorable.

There's plenty of name calling and poo flinging to go around.

Can't speak for Oskar or Jack, but I don't "roll with it", cause that would imply it's otherwise worth my while;

You and I are the only ones who even used this forum today. Why are you here then??

I "put up with it" because I keep hoping someone else will chime in.

No one is gonna chime in and support your "USA Today = National Enquirer Claim".

Pro Tip: When no one chimes in....it might be because you're losing the debate.

banana, he gave you a million and one chances 'cause he's a nice guy and you just keep spitting in his face. so lol that it's on him if/when you get banned. It's 150% on you.

All he has to do, is not put his face where I'm spitting.

[BananaStand]

You ignored my one question.
If I was making some power-move against you, then why didn't I give you a permanent ban?

Because emotions are complex things. You're butt-hurt, but don't wanna appear butt-hurt. Delicate balance between revenge and trying not to look vengeful.

[MadMojoMonkey]

Because emotions are complex things. You're butt-hurt, but don't wanna appear butt-hurt. Delicate balance between revenge and trying not to look vengeful.

Your inability to see the reality in front of you when it comes to this issue should really clue you in to how out-of-touch with reality your other positions are.

You think I care about perceptions? You think I care how I look?
Have you read a single one of my talking points? I'm a huge nerd. So huge. My friends tell me, "You are the biggest nerd." Bigly.
Nerds don't care about perceptions, yo. We care about what we understand.

[Poopadoop]

That's not what i want. But I'm not gonna walk on eggshells either.

If he's going to set the tone, then fine. But that doesn't mean that there is a double standard just for him because he's a mod. I mean, Iknow that's technically the rules. But that's stupid, and invoking that would be weak and quite dishonorable.

Honor my ass.

You're routintely a douche to anyone who disagrees with you. If that's who you are and you're ok with that, fine. But there's no code of honor that says a web moderator has to sit on his hands and put up with it. He can boot you if he wants to boot you; and everyone here with the possible exception of Ong would agree you've given him more than enough reasons.

You say you want to stay. But, you only want to stay on your own terms where you get to be a douche as often and as loudly as you want. That's not how things work in grown-up land.

[OngBonga]

Why does anyone care if he's a douche? I really don't get it.

[BananaStand]

Why does anyone care if he's a douche? I really don't get it.

Because it hurts more when I'm right, which is kind of a lot.

[BananaStand]

I'm not sure where this is even coming from. I used the word cuck for the 18,999th time, and now I'm being told about a "19,000 strikes and you're out policy". I served my 2 day ban. Why is this STILL an issue?

Did I call for puppies to be drowned in one of my posts today?

Did I offend some loudly vocal, highly organized, minority?

Did I sieg-heil at some elderly gypsy women?

You know exactly how I feel about the quality of moderation here. Continuing to lecture me about it is not setting a helpful tone for the forum.

[MadMojoMonkey]

Why does anyone care if he's a douche? I really don't get it.

In the good old days, we had a fair share of douches, but they couldn't steer the conversations because we had hundreds of non-douches to call them out and keep everything on pace.
Now we have like 10 active posters - maybe - and when one of them is treating everyone with disrespect, that becomes the tone of FTR.

[MadMojoMonkey]

Why is this STILL an issue?

because you starting talking smack about it

You know exactly how I feel about the quality of moderation here. Continuing to lecture me about it is not setting a helpful tone for the forum.

If you don't like the moderation here, then nothing is forcing you to be a member here.

[BananaStand]

If you don't like the moderation here, then nothing is forcing you to be a member here.

works in reverse too kid.

[Poopadoop]

works in reverse too kid.

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You mean HE should leave FTR because his modding syle doesn't suit you?

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[BananaStand]

tucker confused.jpg

You mean HE should leave FTR because his modding syle doesn't suit you?

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No, I mean I'm not actually hurting anyone. So why care about moderation? Why care what I even post? Why read it? Why be here?

[MadMojoMonkey]

No, I mean I'm not actually hurting anyone. So why care about moderation? Why care what I even post? Why read it?

Are you sure you know what moderate means?

I'm sure you are able to start your own online forum, call it whatever you like, and moderate how you like.

Why be here?

Frankly, it's none of your concern or business why I'm here.
I am.

[Savy]

Exactly no one has complained about your 2 bans, and multiple members have thanked me.

Fire MMM.

THIS IS CENSORSHIP!

Liar, gone mad with power.

I would also like to take this opportunity to say how fucking awesome a mod ong is, he doesn't abuse his mod powers.

[Poopadoop]

Liar, gone mad with power.

You only complained about one ban, so technically he's being honest.

And yes I agree, ong is awesome.

Edit: I'm just going to let that stand; I don't wanna get banned by another mod gone mad with power.

[MadMojoMonkey]

Liar, gone mad with power.

You were serious?!
Surely you're joking, Mr. Savy?
Please set me straight in no uncertain terms. I invite all feedback on this topic.

If you were serious, it was lost on me... and I retract my prior comment about not 1 complaint.

Also, I agree with both you guys about ong.

[OngBonga]

Guys you're making me blush.

[OngBonga]

Edit: I'm just going to let that stand; I don't wanna get banned by another mod gone mad with power.

Careful now with that sarcasm.

[OngBonga]

Do you know what we need? Something we all hate in equal measure, so we can bitch about it without challenging each others' opinions.

France? Oh wait, poop likes their "classy" women.

Does everyone hate people who drive at 40 in a 60 zone in perfect conditions on single carriageways?

[BananaStand]

Do you know what we need? Something we all hate in equal measure,

I'd like it if we all got on the same page regarding the Amish.

[OngBonga]

Out here in the countryside, we get tractors doing 30, and there's like ten cars or so tailing the fucker. But, sooner or later, when it's safe to do so, he pulls in and lets everyone past. And everyone waves at him, cheers mate, on with their journey. Why the fuck can't cunts with caravans do that? Or Granddad who's too scared to go over 40 in case his heart can't hack it? If you're not capable of driving safely at the speed limit, get the fucking bus.

[OngBonga]

I'd like it if we all got on the same page regarding the Amish.

Are they those guys who live in the 1800's? What's your problem? Are they full of themselves?

[BananaStand]

Are they those guys who live in the 1800's?

Apparently there was some kind of weird mini-holocaust against their religion in like 1500's Holland or something.

So because of that, they don't associate with anyone foreign to their way of life. No phones. No cars. No TV's. No power lines. No connections whatsoever. Just farming and god.

They still go to Wal-Mart though.....weird.

[OngBonga]

So because of that, they don't associate with anyone foreign to their way of life. No phones. No cars. No TV's. No power lines. No connections whatsoever. Just farming and god.

I kinda respect the simple living thing. If shit hits the fan, these guys will be just fine.

So long as they're not fucking their sisters, and people can leave if they want, that's where my line is with these weirdo cults and religious sects.

[BananaStand]

So long as ....people can leave if they want,

This is murky

[MadMojoMonkey]

IIRC, the Amish kick their teens out of Amish country, and don't let them back for a bit and even then, they have to ask to come back as adults whom are choosing Amish life, knowing what they're giving up.

That's pretty remarkable.

[BananaStand]

IIRC, the Amish kick their teens out of Amish country, and don't let them back for a bit and even then, they have to ask to come back as adults whom are choosing Amish life, knowing what they're giving up.

That's pretty remarkable.

is it? Is it really remarkable?

So when I visited Amish country, they showed us a video called "Jacob's Choice". And it was all about the process you just described. 'Jacob', the main character was at the age where he had to make his decision about going back to Amish country, or venturing out into the real world.

most of the plot is Jacob arguing with his parents because he's considering leaving. And thinking about an Amish girl he likes, but she's not leaving. Blah blah blah blah.

then Jacob leaves.

Then there is a montage of Jacob walking along country roads, through fields, hitchiking, etc. There's some close up shots of his face as he travels. There's some shots of him looking at buildings. And the montage just goes on and on.

Suddenly Jacob's sister becomes the narrator and tells us "Jacob eventually came back....."

Cut to Jacob with a beard, married to that girl he likes, playing with his amish babies.

And that's the Amish propaganda about their 'remarkable' sacrament of independence.

and at the end of the video, the tour hosts will tell you that 95% of Amish people's stories end like Jacob's. Only 5% decide to leave.

Can you spot what's wrong with this picture? It's quite the opposite of 'remarkable'.

[OngBonga]

If an Amish girl marries an outsider, does her father stab her in the heart? Just want to get some relative comparison to other remarkable religions.

[Poopadoop]

Ruh roh!

[BananaStand]

If an Amish girl marries an outsider, does her father stab her in the heart? Just want to get some relative comparison to other remarkable religions.

No. If that happened, all of the other Amish people would shun that girl's father.

It's abhorrently cruel

No sarcasm there. It's basically solitary confinement, but you still have to go to work.

[BananaStand]

Ruh roh!

It's BS

First, the stuff this woman claims is so mild...I would still support the guy's nomination even if it's all true.

Second, it's her word against his.

Third, he was a kid

fourth, MAGA

[Poopadoop]

It's BS

First, the stuff this woman claims is so mild...I would still support the guy's nomination even if it's all true.

Second, it's her word against his.

Third, he was a kid

fourth, MAGA

Too bad you don't get a vote. The senators do though, and they have to think about how it would look to their constituents if they appointed a 'zomg accused rapist' to the SC.

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[MadMojoMonkey]

is it? Is it really remarkable?

Yes. Behold the remarks which follow:

So when I visited Amish country, they showed us a video called "Jacob's Choice". And it was all about the process you just described. 'Jacob', the main character was at the age where he had to make his decision about going back to Amish country, or venturing out into the real world.

most of the plot is Jacob arguing with his parents because he's considering leaving. And thinking about an Amish girl he likes, but she's not leaving. Blah blah blah blah.

then Jacob leaves.

Then there is a montage of Jacob walking along country roads, through fields, hitchiking, etc. There's some close up shots of his face as he travels. There's some shots of him looking at buildings. And the montage just goes on and on.

Suddenly Jacob's sister becomes the narrator and tells us "Jacob eventually came back....."

Cut to Jacob with a beard, married to that girl he likes, playing with his amish babies.

And that's the Amish propaganda about their 'remarkable' sacrament of independence.

and at the end of the video, the tour hosts will tell you that 95% of Amish people's stories end like Jacob's. Only 5% decide to leave.

Can you spot what's wrong with this picture?

Case closed

It's quite the opposite of 'remarkable'.

[BananaStand]

Case closed

Boy oh boy. I thought this was obvious.

Ok....

did you notice how I never described the scene where Jacob tries to get a job. Or the one where he tries to find an apartment. Or where he tries to open a bank account?

He has no money
no references
no experience
no skills other than tobacco farming
he reads on...maybe a fifth grade level.
He has no social security number
No diploma
No credit
No friends
No home
and he probably has a sketchy command of the english language

Are you surprised he went back to the Amish? Don't you think the title of the film, Jacob's Choice, is a little misleading now?

Does it really sound like he had a "choice"?

Don't you think that 95% retention rate is a little suspicious? That's like Saddam Hussein's election results! Do you trust that?

That's not remarkable.

That's flat out oppression

it's a human rights catastrophe ok. Case closed

[BananaStand]

Too bad you don't get a vote. The senators do though, and they have to think about how it would look to their constituents if they appointed a 'zomg accused rapist' to the SC.

What's that now?

[MadMojoMonkey]

[Continues to remark]

That's not remarkable.

You're like a meme at this point.

[Savy]

You were serious?!
Surely you're joking, Mr. Savy?
Please set me straight in no uncertain terms. I invite all feedback on this topic.

If you were serious, it was lost on me... and I retract my prior comment about not 1 complaint.

Nah I'd find it mildly amusing if you banned him.

[MadMojoMonkey]

Nah I'd find it mildly amusing if you banned him.

Got it.
Thanks.

[BananaStand]

You're like a meme at this point.

Your first post on this subject clearly, and most obviously, used the word "remarkable" as a synonym for "impressive", "exceptional", "wonderful", "marvelous". These are all synomyms that appear in an actual thesaurus and are consistent with the colloquial definition of "remarkable".

Now...suddenly......when you're opinion has been debunked as erroneous, now you want to PRETEND like you were using the word remarkable to mean "that upon which remarks can be made", which could apply to anything...and not give any connotation whatsoever. In other words, not only did you fail to contribute to the conversation, you actually took it backwards.

And yet you still bitch and moan about the tone around here....you whine about the lack of productive discourse???

Explain yourself please?

What exactly is your point? And if you don't have a point...why are you talking?

[Poopadoop]

What's that now?

This isn't your Dad's America.

[BananaStand]

This isn't your Dad's America.

Whose America is it?

And what do you even know about my dad?

[Poopadoop]

Whose America is it?

The one that's going apeshit over sexual abuse right now.

And what do you even know about my dad?

Not much, but I assume he's at least 12 years older than you.

[BananaStand]

The one that's going apeshit over sexual abuse right now.

If you were a senator.....would you vote to confirm Kavanaugh?

[oskar]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...97168533241856

"You sure you don't want to try a second take? ... No, we're going with wettest...? alright, that's a wrap!"

[Poopadoop]

^^ That's funny, but the first reply to his tweet actually reminded me of something even funnier.

https://www.esquire.com/news-politic...enis-mushroom/

This has to be the seminal account of a president's penis in US history.

[Poopadoop]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...97168533241856

"You sure you don't want to try a second take? ... No, we're going with wettest...? alright, that's a wrap!"

This is a tough hurricane, one of the wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of water

Hahahahaha

So unfair that people compare him to Hitler. Hitler actually knew how to talk.

[Poopadoop]

I'm actually kinda surprised no-one's come up with the name "Stupid Hitler" for him. Seems kinda fitting.

But I guess it's gonna be "MarioKart Dick" instead.

[BananaStand]

But I guess it's gonna be "MarioKart Dick" instead.

the character's name is Toad. The appropriate moniker would be "Toad Dick"

[Poopadoop]

"Stupid Hitler Toad Dick" it is then.

[BananaStand]

If you were a senator.....would you vote to confirm Kavanaugh?

Silence counts as an answer Poop

[MadMojoMonkey]

I misunderstood your first point, because I expose myself to so much hyperbole and rhetoric on a regular basis that when someone speaks to me using words' literal meanings, I don't expect candor. It throws me off.

That said, rather than accept personal responsibility for my misunderstanding, I blame you for using words by their literal meanings. Despite my overreaction to something you didn't say, I hold you responsible.

Thank you for sharing your feelings with us.

And yet you still bitch and moan about the tone around here....you whine about the lack of productive discourse???

I appreciate the productive nature this question has on the topic of the Amish, but I'm not interested in your aggressive then passive-aggressive nonsense.

Explain yourself please?

I find the Amish people do a lot of remarkable things. That is all.
The Mennonites are pretty similar in my understanding.
I don't know of too many cults that don't simply indoctrinate the children and effectively imprison them as they become adults.
If nothing else, the Amish take on it is a different approach.

I don't care one bit whether or not it's moral or ethical. Other people can worry about that stuff. If it's a human rights tragedy or whatever you claimed, then it's kinda interesting that no one is being assaulted. It sounds like your argument to that effect is like a Stockholm Syndrome kind of thing. Which again, I'm not taking any moral stance on.

People are willing to go to extremes to live a familiar lifestyle. Look at all the hubbub over people feeling they're entitled to die in a culture similar to the one they were raised in. People care about stuff like that which I can't even understand why. I just accept that people feel entitled to all sorts of things which nature doesn't agree on. Sometimes that leads to good things. Sometimes bad.

What exactly is your point? And [some nonsense to buoy my ego]

People do all kinds of weird things, and plenty of them make no sense, but could be a lot better or worse.

[BananaStand]

Go look up the LITERAL definition of "remarkable".

youre being facetious, on purpose, just to be toxic to the forum.

Someone should banhammer you

[MadMojoMonkey]

Thank you for sharing your feelings with us.

[BananaStand]

Can you name one meaningful, useful, on-topic contribution youve made to this forum in the last 12 months?

[MadMojoMonkey]

Yes. However, I don't answer to you.
You are here because no mods have banned you.
I am here because I was asked to be a representative of FTR by the owner and voted in by the other mods.
Much that this fact may be uncomfortable for you, it is the reality.

What's the end-game of this power-trip you're on?

Do you think you can convince me to leave FTR over your passive-aggressive badgering?
Do you think that's more likely than you pushing your toe over the line another time and finally receiving the permanent ban you earned months ago?

I honestly hope you keep within the bounds of our rules, which is why I've cut you so, so much slack on the rules
I see only disrespect from you for my extending so many exceptions to you.
You say I'm picking on you by talking to you and entreating you to follow the rules, when if I was really holding a grudge against you, I'd just ban you.
Please recognize that no one here owes you anything, and yet we keep giving you our attention and forgive your constant rudeness, even counter it with kindness more often than not.


How long will it take you to recognize that you treat people with open contempt even when they respond with frank answers?
Will you ever realize that those people do not respect you?
What is it about your own self-image that has you putting yourself in situations to be openly disrespected by those around you?
Wouldn't it be better for you to surround yourself with people whom respect you and want to see you become the best version of yourself you can be?

[BananaStand]

Yes. However, I don't answer to you.

What does that have to do with anything. Can you just answer the question?

You are here because no mods have banned you.

And why would they?

I am here because I was asked to be a representative of FTR by the owner and voted in by the other mods.

LOL. just LOL. This site is dead. It doesn't need a mod. It doesn't need a representative. Follow the logical hypothetical through to completion. What would happen here if you stopped modding?

If you really get off on being in control, in a position of authority, then marry a bitch and have some kids. Or...maybe try to do something more respectable than blow up soda cans. If this site is where you get your power-jollies...then maybe it's time to take inventory.

Much that this fact may be uncomfortable for you, it is the reality.

It's uncomfortable for me in the same way it's uncomfortable for me to watch a homeless person freezing. It's not fun watching a person suffer when they could help themselves, but won't.

What's the end-game of this power-trip you're on?

The end game is robust discussion. You detract from that.

Do you think you can convince me to leave FTR over your passive-aggressive badgering?

I'm not trying to convince you of anything. I'm challenging you to validate your presence here. Playing chincy semantic games over the word "remarkable" isn't good.

Do you think that's more likely than you pushing your toe over the line another time and finally receiving the permanent ban you earned months ago?

The fact that you would do that for just "pushing a toe over the line" kinda proves my point about how petty and meaningless your actions here really are.

I honestly hope you keep within the bounds of our rules, which is why I've cut you so, so much slack on the rules
I see only disrespect from you for my extending so many exceptions to you.

WOW!!!! So you expect some kind of reverence in return for how nicely you've treated me??? Fuck off!

You say I'm picking on you by talking to you and entreating you to follow the rules, when if I was really holding a grudge against you, I'd just ban you.

We both know WHY you haven't banned me. You'll look petty, childish, and over-sensitive. That's not what you want. You want to be 'forum-dad', and you want the kids to fall in line.

BTW - do you think you're the only one getting "that guy is being a dick" messages in his PM box?

Please recognize that no one here owes you anything, and yet we keep giving you our attention and forgive your constant rudeness

YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS!!

You can't say that you're 'forgiving' my rudeness, while simultaneously saying that it doesn't offend you. If there is no offense....then there is nothing to forgive.

So...serious question....which is it? Do you care, or not?

even counter it with kindness more often than not.

No. Just no.

How long will it take you to recognize that you treat people with open contempt even when they respond with frank answers?

First of all, you don't give frank answers. Secondly, I don't treat people with open contempt...just ideas. If I'm contemptuous towards an individual, it's because the tone of the conversation went that way because of someone else.

Will you ever realize that those people do not respect you?

Why do you think I'm here? Respect???

Dude.....come back to reality. I'm here for the sadistic satisfaction of tearing apart the bad ideas that pollute the discourse here. It makes me feel good when the conversation suddenly stops, or the subject changes, or it devolves into Poop meme-ing, or it ends with you playing stupid, lame-ass, games where you get to revise what you said, and change your use of words after the fact.

I fucking love that.

If you had said "Gee Banana, I guess when you put it like that, the Amish sounds oppressive and terrible"...then I would have a lot less fun here.

Instead, when you start with "The Amish are great!", and then when that is debunked, you change your tune to "the Amish are a thing that can be talked about" and pretend like that's all you ever said......I just find that SOOOO FUCKING SATISFYING

YUMMY validation. And calling you out for it, and watching your denial/tantrum, is like bonus footage.

What is it about your own self-image that has you putting yourself in situations to be openly disrespected by those around you?

I think I just answered this. Engage in robust debate, defend your ideas with facts and logic, or be prepared to have your ideas ridiculed, debunked, and destroyed. I understand how much cognitive dissonance that causes. I know what kind of reaction a stubborn human being might have to that. I fully expect to be openly disrespected,.......that's the CLASSIC response of the clueless.

you don't like what's being said.....so just attack the person saying it so you don't have to listen. That's pathetic. But if you insist on doing it, I'm going to keep pulling your pollyanna puppet strings to amuse myself.

Wouldn't it be better for you to surround yourself with people whom respect you and want to see you become the best version of yourself you can be?

I do that the other 23 hours a day.

[OngBonga]

banana, do me a favour please. Don't reply to mojo for a day.

Mojo, do the same please. Ignore him for a day.

Then, when you both come back, talk about something else.

Please.

[Savy]

Both massive fgts but MMM actually has value.

[BananaStand]

I don't care one bit whether or not it's moral or ethical.

So then you admit, you only joined the conversation on that particular subject to start a pissing contest with me!!!!

if you don't care one way or the other.....then why say anything????

Did you find any factual inaccuracies that you wanted to correct?
Did you find some forum rules violation you wanted to call out?

can you explain WHY exactly you decided to comment on the Amish subject at all?

You say you don't care.

you're retro-actively re-defining your comments as being nothing more than "Amish people exist"

WHY???

[BananaStand]

Both massive fgts but MMM actually has value.

Openly disrespecting other posters AND A MOD!!!

Pretty sure that FTR has rules about that.

Oh if only there was someone who represented FTR and was responsible for maintaining the proper tone around here!!

Where oh where is my hero?

[Savy]

Openly disrespecting other posters AND A MOD!!!

Pretty sure that FTR has rules about that.

Oh if only there was someone who represented FTR and was responsible for maintaining the proper tone around here!!

Where oh where is my hero?

Did you have a prenup with your mrs or was the fact you gave her 3 (lol) kids enough for her to get away with sucking off unemplyed black guys on your dime?

[Savy]

I tried really hard to get banned a few months ago. Didn't work.

The only time I've been banned was when they were pushing a new feature on the site and some faggot got above his station. You should search him out, you'd get on.

[Savy]

What's the difference between BS's ex and the Sahara?

No african has ever gone dry with BS's ex.

[Savy]

What's the difference between BS's ex and the Sahara?

The sahara isn't mostly funded by a cuck.

[Savy]

What's the difference between BS's ex and the Sahara?

Not much really, both are frequented by millenials with too much spare cash.

[Savy]

What's the difference between BS's ex and the Sahara?

Usually when you pass out with your head burried deep in the sahara you don't end up benefiting from alamony.

[Savy]

What's the difference between BS's ex and the Sahara?

The Sahara has never paid me for an all expenses paid experience.

[Savy]

What's the difference between BS's ex and the Sahara?

More men have come to an end in BS's ex.

edit - Sorry that's a bad punchline, something like

Some men didn't finish in the Sahara.

is better, still not perfect though.

[BananaStand]

For like, the ninth time.....I don't pay my ex wife anything.

If she happens to pay for ballet lessons, I'll give her half. That's about as far as it goes. And that's voluntary because I like supporting my kids' extra curricular enrichment.

$0 Child Support. $0 Alimony.

My ex wife is a monumental whore. None of your jokes offend me. In fact, I'm going to use some of them.

But the stuff about me giving her money doesn't make enough sense to be funny.

[Savy]

What's the difference between BS's ex and the Sahara?

The Sahara didn't go dry as a result of BS visiting for the weekend.