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  1. #76
    Quote Originally Posted by Alexos View Post
    fuckfuckfuckfuckfukcufufjffuckkkkkkk11111111111111 1
    I feel u man

    How does Hamrlik not hustle his ass back to prevent the shorty at the end of the second?? we were leading 2-1 for christ's sake

    We outplay the caps for 45 minutes, get scored on once and th-th-that's all folks??!?


    can't help thinking about fucking game 2... how do we blow a 4-1 lead, and a 5-4 lead with under 2 to go? jfc
  2. #77
    Van fans, stop blaming the refs, i think u guys ran rly rly good this game esp in the 3rd period, there like 2 easy penalties u couldve got
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  3. #78
    I will not stop blaming the refs for the shitty job they did for Game 2.

    This series is turning out to be pretty epic though.
    Fucking Doughty! That guy is just so sick for a 20yr old defenseman!
  4. #79
    Ship Ship!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alexos View Post
    Van fans, stop blaming the refs, i think u guys ran rly rly good this game esp in the 3rd period, there like 2 easy penalties u couldve got
    You're just pissy your team shit the bed in the third. There have been some pretty light calls on Vancouver. Not because the refs are on a mission, that's just the way it's going, variance. But yeah, if we could kill a penalty you wouldn't be hearing about it as much.

    Canucks/Kings 3rd period was gold tonight. Not just because we won, but it was such an exciting back and forth action period.

    Side note, Doughty is insanely good and does it in a way that it looks easy.


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  6. #81
    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WE WON we had to win I'M SO RELIEVED

    That was a crazy game, wow

    I'm totally excited to go to game 5. GM Place should be crazy!! (although I dunno if we can be louder than the LA fans, wow they had a good crowd for both games)

    And yeah, I love Doughty as a player and I hate that we're playing against him every night. Brown also had a great game today, I was scared every time he got the puck in our zone.
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    How worried were you guys when they scored on their first power plays, though? haha god I hope they solve that problem soon, it's just awful
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    2 thoughts:

    1) "not so quick!" = best cheer EVER

    2) the white towels are given to wipe spilled beer off yourself (not necessarily spilled on you from your own cup)
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  10. #85
    woah woah woah..."warm the bus up" is the best chant ever. related note: "overrated" is the worst chant ever in the ncaa when you just got done upsetting a team. shouldn't the chant be "that team is super awesome and deserves all the credit they get, and we STILL kicked their ass, so plz rank us high now?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by surviva316 View Post
    woah woah woah..."warm the bus up" is the best chant ever. related note: "overrated" is the worst chant ever in the ncaa when you just got done upsetting a team. shouldn't the chant be "that team is super awesome and deserves all the credit they get, and we STILL kicked their ass, so plz rank us high now?"

    back to hockey, BOUCHER IS GOD!

    Your new proposed chant is too many syllables.
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    Glad we don't have to play the lame-o Senators anymore. Series should have been over 7 periods earlier!
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    Ship!
  14. #89
    Jaro-fucking-slav Halak.

    Nuff said.
  15. #90
    hah yeah halak is sick! go habs!

    and go nucks in the rematch...
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  16. #91
    shit

    another year without making it past the first round
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    I'm surprised so many are doubting the Canucks can make it past the first round. What am I missing??? Even if Luongo shits the bed LA can still be beaten. Plus Luongo's likely to pull it together for the playoffs anyway.

    Definitely looking forward to a matchup vs Chicago though, but don't like our chances.
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  18. #93
    How bout dem Wings? Nuff said

    Now if the Habs and somehow luckbox a win tonite....................................
    NH, WP, GG, TY, Etc..........................
  19. #94
    LOL Caps are now known as the Sharks of the east
  20. #95
    Quote Originally Posted by jjbish View Post

    Now if the Habs and somehow luckbox a win tonite....................................

    Holy shit.

    Somebody forgot to tell the Habs that the Caps were going to win.

    nh
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  21. #96
    SJ vs DET
    VAN vs CHI

    PIT vs MTL
    BOS vs PHI

    lol at Boston being the 6th seed and getting home ice advantage.
  22. #97
    Quote Originally Posted by JL View Post
    lol at Boston being the 6th seed and getting home ice advantage.
    lol at a team that finished 4 games under .500 getting home ice/field/field in the second round of the playoffs in any sport
  23. #98
    Quote Originally Posted by JL View Post
    SJ vs DET
    VAN vs CHI

    PIT vs MTL
    BOS vs PHI

    lol at Boston being the 6th seed and getting home ice advantage.
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUU RILLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

    Habs beat hte caps, u're fuckedk fdslh lkajdshkl

    here's to watching another 12 games of the habs scoring 1 goal and watching halak stand on his motherfuckin head
  24. #99
    Halak is crazy! So pleased that the Habs won!!
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  25. #100
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee View Post
    Halak is crazy! So pleased that the Habs won!!

    +1
    NH, WP, GG, TY, Etc..........................
  26. #101
    Alexos too busy partying it up to post in this thread?! GO HABS!

    Also, I demand that Rilla respond to my post above.

    Experts are picking Pittsburgh in Six. Which makes sense. But these are the same guys who picked Washington in Five. This is why they play the games, folks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Penneywize View Post
    Alexos too busy partying it up to post in this thread?! GO HABS!

    Also, I demand that Rilla respond to my post above.

    Experts are picking Pittsburgh in Six. Which makes sense. But these are the same guys who picked Washington in Five. This is why they play the games, folks.
    Experts are bending over backwards to circle-jerk the Montreal fan-base if they're saying six games. It'll be over in 3.

    And I am pissed that the caps lost. The Penguins get to invigorate themselves every post-season by beating the craps. Every great post-season story involves us embarrassing them. You took that away from us, and you will pay. Simple as that.
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  28. #103
    Way to show up for game 1 Chicago. Sure was a tough test tonight.

    They are in trouble fast if they can't find a goalie to stick with though.
  29. #104
    Sounds like he's gonna come back with Niemi for at least another game. Great first game on the road, I didn't expect us to win so convincingly! I expect Chicago to give us much more trouble next game, so hopefully Luongo can keep up the great work.
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  30. #105
    haha yeah was too busy partying in monaco at 4am after each habs win, hahahahaha wtf this is unreal

    halak is a god basically, no reason for it to stop here we're def crushing the pens in like 6

    also boston over philly gonna be real easy with savard back and carter/gagne out
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  31. #106
    Quote Originally Posted by Alexos View Post
    haha yeah was too busy partying in monaco at 4am after each habs win, hahahahaha wtf this is unreal

    halak is a god basically, no reason for it to stop here we're def crushing the pens in like 6

    also boston over philly gonna be real easy with savard back and carter/gagne out
    You on a trip with some buddies from MTL? or u actually find people who know / care about fuckin' hockey over there? lol

    anyhow FWIW I was in Phoenix, surprisingly ran into a few other habs fans at a bar (and some pissed off americans) ... good times! Also managed to put a meager $40 on the canadiens in game 1, FUCK, I would have won the bet if we had lost by less than 2 goals... lol

    Whateves, after today the series is 1-1 and we're comin home. The Bell Centre's going to be sick loud on Tuesday. GO HABS!!! MUTHAFUCKIN HALAK LOLOL this guy is sick. Carey who?

    Yeah and agree on Boston/Philly. I'm not one to count chickens before the eggs hatch - but the (potential) rematch in the conference finals is going to be fucking epic.

    Hey, u remember any guys named Kovalev, Koivu or Higgins? The fuck do they playfor again?!
  32. #107
    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew View Post
    I'm routing for the Nucks but am predicting a Caps vs Hawks Final. Caps in 6.
    lol caps
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    Quote Originally Posted by JL View Post
    lol caps
    lol shut your face!

    New prediction:
    Pens vs Nucks
    Hope:
    Nucks vs Habs final + Bruins vs Habs East semi
  34. #109
    nucks?! in my dreams... if this happens, I need the pens to play them cuz I'll be in PA when it happens

    game 3 tomorrow, I'm excited! I get to go to game 4, woohoo
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    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew View Post
    lol shut your face!

    New prediction:
    Pens vs Nucks
    Hope:
    Nucks vs Habs final + Bruins vs Habs East semi
    You da man BID. This would be a wet dream imo, and permanently fuck hockey ratings in the good ol' US of A. They'll come back though. Sport is too awesome.
  36. #111
    That's one of the best periods of hockey the 'nucks have ever played, yet they are losing 2-0...
    Luongo not looking so good today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
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  38. #113
    Wow Luongo and his rebounds totally killed us tonight. I don't understand how he can be so inconsistent.
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  39. #114
    Detroit Redwings...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dranger7070 View Post
    detroit redwings...
    deadwings! Lawl
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    bos vs philli is disappointing thus far
    fuck chitown and bufuglyn
    lawl deadwings, how do you not beat the shitty playoff sharks team, i mean, it is the playoffs ffs, and this is the sharks
    go mtl
    go crosby

    :S
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    Les Canadiens de Montréal ...

    Though, it is a testament to our forward thinking neighbors to the north that you guys would dedicate an entire sporting franchise to celebrating gay culture.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Les Canadiens de Montréal ...

    Though, it is a testament to our forward thinking neighbors to the north that you guys would dedicate an entire sporting franchise to celebrating gay culture.
    No need to be bitter 'rilla, I still think your team is going to take this series... and my heart will be broken, and I'll not come out from under my desk for a few days, and I'll cry into my pillow at night, but I will eventually admit to myself that the canadiens were nothing but a cinderella team whose clock was going to strike midnight eventually. We're outplayed almost every game. Without Halak, we don't make the playoffs, let alone upset washington, or guarantee a 6-game series against Pitt...

    Still, to make it as far as they have, purely on heart, because talent is sorely lacking... they've made the city proud.

    As for your comments - there's no franchise more storied than the Canadiens, outside the Yankees, no other team in professional sport has won as many championships (24). Have some mf'n respect.
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  45. #120
    fml

    wow no pk and no goaltending

    fml
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    Luongo sounds an awful lot like he's blaming this on the team without really coming out and saying it. If you're paid as much as him it's because you're expected to make the big saves. He's not even making the decent saves. Just because your team gave up the puck on a bad pass doesn't mean you're going above and beyond by making a save.

    Everything that makes him good is his positional game. Chicago takes that element away from him and now he has to react to make saves and it's just looking more and more that he really doesn't have that to his game. The best example is that weird deflection Kesler put in front of the net to Toews. Yeah it was dead centre to the best player on their team, but he didn't even get off a tremendous shot and a goalie of Luongo's supposed caliber should be able to make that save, he wasn't even out of position for it, he just wasn't set for it. Every other team's goalies have been making saves like those consistently and that's the difference.

    That being said, the rest of the team is shitting the bed too, but I still think Luongo's play has been far worse.


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  47. #122
    Our defense is shit. Keith/Seabrook>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Salo/Edler

    /discussion about why canucks are losing.
  48. #123
    Luongo has to be blamed partially, it can't be denied. It doesn't matter how good Chicago is or how bad our defense is, they shouldn't be scoring this many goals. He has been worse than mediocre the last two games and that is really unacceptable right now. But god, the PK and the lack of our ability to clear rebounds is just terrible too. It's so frustrating.
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  49. #124
    YouTube - History Will Be Made - Jaroslav Halak

    History will be made. GO HABS!!!
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    It's a testament to God's wicked sense of humor to give such hopes to the hopeless.

    Hopefully, the series will go to 7 with the pens winning by 12 or 13 goals.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    It's a testament to God's wicked sense of humor to give such hopes to the hopeless.

    Hopefully, the series will go to 7 with the pens winning by 12 or 13 goals.
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  52. #127
    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew View Post
    bos vs philli is disappointing thus far
    fuck chitown and bufuglyn
    lawl deadwings, how do you not beat the shitty playoff sharks team, i mean, it is the playoffs ffs, and this is the sharks
    go mtl
    go crosby

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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    which one of your figure skaters has a playoff hattrick?
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  54. #129
    which one of your ice fairies kicks it with twista in the club?

  55. #130
    LETS GO CANUCKS!
    Ship it one time!
  56. #131
    Quote Originally Posted by JL View Post
    LETS GO CANUCKS!
    Ship it one time!

    is not gonna happen sir.
  57. #132
    why cant I find whos broadcasting the game? How is google failing me at such a simple task?
  58. #133
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee View Post
    Wow Luongo and his rebounds totally killed us tonight. I don't understand how he can be so inconsistent.

    rebound control is overrated by everyone. i'd go ahead and blame it on the fact that the nucks couldnt keep more than 4 players playing in front of luongo.
  59. #134
    not looking so good for the hawks

    but is ok.. no way you guys pull off 3 in a row.
  60. #135
    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    not looking so good for the hawks

    but is ok.. no way you guys pull off 3 in a row.
    I think that's what Ovechkin said last round
  61. #136
    Boost - check out NHL.com to find out which network broadcasts each game

    probably Versus or NBC in the states I would think
  62. #137
    ya it was versus, which is owned by comcast, so I dont get it on direct tv..
  63. #138
    It ain't over yet...
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    Quote Originally Posted by meeloche View Post
    It ain't over yet...
    i hope it goes 7 so the sharks have a tired team to beat up on =)
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    Quote Originally Posted by vqc View Post
    rebound control is overrated by everyone. i'd go ahead and blame it on the fact that the nucks couldnt keep more than 4 players playing in front of luongo.

    Incorrect sir.


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  66. #141
    Hopefully there will be three game 7s this week.
  67. #142
    GAME 7 BABY wOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo GO HABS GO


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  68. #143
    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    Incorrect sir.
    perhaps i should rephrase. i don't think there is enough of a difference in rebound control skill between NHL level goalies to say that Goalie A is better than Goalie B because Goalie A controls rebounds better. perhaps in this series Luongo's rebound control has been markedly and obviously worse than Niemi's. perhaps the blackhawks are just getting luckier with the rebounds. over the long run though, Luongo's rebound control is as good as anyones.
  69. #144
    The bruins looked horrible last night. They better get their groove back on for Wednesday...
    Hey knucklehead! Bonk!
  70. #145
    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisBCritter View Post
    The bruins looked horrible last night. They better get their groove back on for Wednesday...
    I hope not.
    I'm hoping for a 7th vs 8th seed in the Eastern Conference Finals just because that'd be cool yo!
  71. #146
    Quote Originally Posted by vqc View Post
    perhaps i should rephrase. i don't think there is enough of a difference in rebound control skill between NHL level goalies to say that Goalie A is better than Goalie B because Goalie A controls rebounds better. perhaps in this series Luongo's rebound control has been markedly and obviously worse than Niemi's. perhaps the blackhawks are just getting luckier with the rebounds. over the long run though, Luongo's rebound control is as good as anyones.
    A big problem was that the Canucks weren't clearing pucks away from the net and the Hawks were getting to them first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JL View Post
    I hope not.
    I'm hoping for a 7th vs 8th seed in the Eastern Conference Finals just because that'd be cool yo!
    either way it's pretty absurd that the 6th or 7th seed has home ice advantage in the conference final.
  73. #148
    Penguins Game-7 Injury Report: (from habsinsideout.com)


    Bill Guerin: Day-to-day, upper-body injury
    Sidney Crosby: Game-time decision, diaper rash
  74. #149
    lmfao
  75. #150
    Luongo's post game interview was fail.

    GG

    Go Habs!
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