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That was entertaining. If he does a follow up at some event that happens there, please link it!
I mean, it was funny until the teenage kids were dropped, then it just became sad. Like, these kids are having to watch their dad have a $500m mid-life crisis in public while he blows their inheritance, ans this could also be a public record of the depression that resulted in his suicide. This guy is on the edge, I'd give him 50-50 of making it to the end of 2022.
If I were designing my own house, with an unlimited budget, I'd probably look insane. But I wouldn't have the deluded arrogance to think I'm going to change the fucking world. I'd know that I'm just a rich cunt with grandiose ideas. Literally the only thing he intends to do that is good here is create an art gallery for teenagers. That I like. That's not going to pay the bills though, or change the world. I also have to admit I liked the rooftop swimming pool. That's really nice. But the art is really shit (with the exception of those large hoops of metal). This guy has absolutely no artistic taste at all.
In my dream house, my insanity would become apparent when I show the bunkers. I'd have a seed bank, stockpiles, underground emergency living quarters, actual renewable energy not to save the world but so I can still have energy if shit hits the fan, I'd have loads of Land Rovers, Jaguars and old Minis that I never drive, but not a single Ferrari... I'd be a completely different kind of insane if I were this rich. I'd have art all over the place, it would definitely be a pretty sick art gallery. I'd also have animals. That's how I'd stave off the chronic loneliness of being a sad wanker, by having a gang of animals that don't give a fuck how much of a dickhead I am so long as I feed them. And I'd have gardens, greenhouses, orchards, plants and flowers everywhere. People would actually want to come and visit my house because it would be full of art and life, even if it's not human life. But I'd tell them to fuck off while holding a shotgun with a snarling rottweiler next to me. I'm not going to pretend to be doing this for anyone else. It's mine, get orf moi land.
It is nice thinking about having a $500m budget for a house.
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