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  1. #6901
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    Wuf Trump?

    No wait,

    Wuf Freedman?
    More along the lines of

    Mr. Sunshine

    but that's not it.
    You can find any pattern you want to any level of precision you want, if you're prepared to ignore enough data.
  2. #6902
    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    was that the one 32s won in the end? wasn't paying attention.
    No, the QQ vs KK. I opened, got called by KK and reraised by QQ.
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    ongies gonna ong
  3. #6903
    My IRL name is Scott. But I still identify as a bodily function.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  4. #6904
    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    More along the lines of

    Mr. Sunshine

    but that's not it.

    Wuf Ray?
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  5. #6905
    MOONSHINE
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    ongies gonna ong
  6. #6906
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    No, the QQ vs KK. I opened, got called by KK and reraised by QQ.
    Better to have to fold preflop than face KK post OOP I'd say.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  7. #6907
    Bit of a slogfest now as we're h4h for final table. I could do with a double up.
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
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  8. #6908
    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    Better to have to fold preflop than face KK post OOP I'd say.
    Definitely.
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  9. #6909
    Tourneys used to be fun pre-BF, now even people at $1 know the basic plays.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  10. #6910
    steal sb short stack with 85o lol
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  11. #6911
    $20 ladder for not being next one bust

    So far I'm at $56, not bad for a dollar, but the real money starts coming soon.

    Break, need tea.
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  12. #6912
    I used to play a lot of tourneys pre -BF. One time I binked first in a large $10 entry, won about $4.5k. That was a good day.

    I went back and looked at the hands afterwards and I had my stack on the line 11 times, and won every single time. Never got it in bad the whole game, but still wat a luckass.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  13. #6913
    My best cash is £2.5k, I enjoyed that game. My best win was for something like $900, quality final three, took about an hour. And I've won a $3 spin and go for $700 ish.
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  14. #6914
    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    More along the lines of

    Mr. Sunshine

    but that's not it.

    Googled Mr. Sunshine in case it's some obscure American reference.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Su...018_TV_series)

    So, Wuf is Korean?

    Wuf Jong Un?
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  15. #6915
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    I used to play a lot of tourneys pre -BF. One time I binked first in a large $10 entry, won about $4.5k. That was a good day.

    I went back and looked at the hands afterwards and I had my stack on the line 11 times, and won every single time. Never got it in bad the whole game, but still wat a luckass.





    Dude. That's astounding!
    You can find any pattern you want to any level of precision you want, if you're prepared to ignore enough data.
  16. #6916
    Aside from 48-52 flips, I haven't got it in bad here. I've won all my races.
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  17. #6917
    FINAL TABLE YAYYYYAYAYAYAYA
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  18. #6918
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    My best cash is £2.5k, I enjoyed that game. My best win was for something like $900, quality final three, took about an hour. And I've won a $3 spin and go for $700 ish.
    My second largest was about $1.5k, had several cashes in the hundreds, but I played a few hundred tourneys a year back then. The $4.5k was one of the rare ones I played sober. I usually can't handle sitting there for hours under a normal state of consciousness.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
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    I won an FTR tourney on PS back in the day. I don't remember the payout. It wasn't much, if it was in cash. I got a cool FTR merch poker chip for it. It says "Making money is fun" on one side and has the FTR logo on the other.
    You can find any pattern you want to any level of precision you want, if you're prepared to ignore enough data.
  20. #6920
    This will be my first replay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    FINAL TABLE YAYYYYAYAYAYAYA



    WOOOHOOO!
    You can find any pattern you want to any level of precision you want, if you're prepared to ignore enough data.
  22. #6922
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    FINAL TABLE YAYYYYAYAYAYAYA
    Big stack on your right, that's a good place for him.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  23. #6923
    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    I won an FTR tourney on PS back in the day. I don't remember the payout. It wasn't much, if it was in cash. I got a cool FTR merch poker chip for it. It says "Making money is fun" on one side and has the FTR logo on the other.
    Nice. Pretty sure I won a t-shirt, but I let chelle have it instead because frankly she was cute as fuck and I liked her, and she wanted it.
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  24. #6924
    That shove was 99, can't be letting that go.
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  25. #6925
    No-one behind you looks like they want to gamble.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  26. #6926
    Second shove was terrible, 66, then I saw the short stack and though "don't do that".
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  27. #6927
    The guy with 1BB keeps folding pre lol.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  28. #6928
    Obv. waiting for AA to make his move.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
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    I don't think I've ever mashed F5 outside of a WW game before.

    You can find any pattern you want to any level of precision you want, if you're prepared to ignore enough data.
  30. #6930
    He's hoping to ladder, and I nearly let him. I'm tight now until he's gone.
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  31. #6931
    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    I don't think I've ever mashed F5 outside of a WW game before.

    lol
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  32. #6932
    Two big stacks facing off now. guy checks to raiser on flop, raiser bets 1/5 of pot lol.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    You might really enjoy reading some economics philosophy. An entire field of well-respected academia is based on it.
    sounds great
    The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.
  34. #6934
    I hope this is one of the rare occasions where hijacking a thread for poker talk is acceptable.
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  35. #6935
    bb in next hand, hope he loses.
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    I've never won a decent sized MTT. Good luck, Ong!
    The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.
  37. #6937
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    He's hoping to ladder, and I nearly let him. I'm tight now until he's gone.
    But the guys behind you are probably being too tight for the same reason. I'd try to run em over.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  38. #6938
    I have AJo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    Two big stacks facing off now. guy checks to raiser on flop, raiser bets 1/5 of pot lol.
    MTT's are weird. This could be proper sizing.
    The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.
  40. #6940
    Ong being fancy, called 2BB open on btn.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    Ong being fancy, called 2BB open on btn.
    I'm now rooting against Ong.
    The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.
  42. #6942
    I wanted the bb to bust. Normally I'd shove that, glad I didn't.
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  43. #6943
    Quote Originally Posted by oskar View Post
    MTT's are weird. This could be proper sizing.
    Maybe, but they both had >15 BBs at the time. Looked pretty weak to me.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  44. #6944
    Quote Originally Posted by oskar View Post
    I'm now rooting against Ong.
    Extra satisfaction if I win!
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    I hope this is one of the rare occasions where hijacking a thread for poker talk is acceptable.
    Who's gonna stop us!?


    We're in charge, here.
    You can find any pattern you want to any level of precision you want, if you're prepared to ignore enough data.
  46. #6946
    Ong has 8BB now. Shove or fold time I guess.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  47. #6947
    Another ladder, $155
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  48. #6948
    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    Ong has 8BB now. Shove or fold time I guess.
    Tricky spot because there are others shorter than me, so there's value in playing tight.
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  49. #6949
    And then there were seven.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  50. #6950
    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    wuf's irl last name is great. It's not mine to share, though.
    Why thank you.

    In Kindergarten, a girl told me that the only reason a girl would ever marry me is so she could have my last name.
  51. #6951
    Ok now I'm the short stack, here goes KJo.
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
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  52. #6952
    1 40 BB stack, 2 20BB, and four Ong stacks around 5-7BB
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  53. #6953
    Ong's all in ! Bink!
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  54. #6954
    FISTPUMP
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
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  55. #6955
    Nice suckout buddy!
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    Why thank you.

    In Kindergarten, a girl told me that the only reason a girl would ever marry me is so she could have my last name.
    That little bitch!
    You can find any pattern you want to any level of precision you want, if you're prepared to ignore enough data.
  57. #6957
    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    Nice suckout buddy!
    First time I've had my money in bad, but it was forced so no problem with that call.
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  58. #6958
    KJ I would have called btn raise too there -easy.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  59. #6959
    QQ on the bb
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  60. #6960
    Holy fuck
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  61. #6961
    FUCK ME DEAD
    QQ > AA
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  62. #6962
    Lol sucked out again. QQ beat AA. No choice obv.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  63. #6963
    From fucked to chip leader.
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
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  64. #6964
    You're doing well for a guy who keeps having the second-best hand every time.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  65. #6965
    I shouldn't post my hands while live, someone might have googled me and found this thread.
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
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  66. #6966
    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    You're doing well for a guy who keeps having the second-best hand every time.
    That was a huge suckout. What else can I do though? Never folding QQ in that spot.
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
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  67. #6967
    The same guy just got AA again and almost lost to 97s lol.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  68. #6968
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    That was a huge suckout. What else can I do though? Never folding QQ in that spot.
    Phil Hellmuth would.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  69. #6969
    6 players left.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  70. #6970
    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    The same guy just got AA again and almost lost to 97s lol.
    I fistpumped that hold! Another ladder, that's $200+
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  71. #6971
    Ong in 2nd with 16ish BB.

    Now 5 left.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  72. #6972
    omfg that guy - AA, AA, KK in the span of about 6 hands, and he lost 2/3 times.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  73. #6973
    lol this guy
    KK gets beat by AJ after having AA twice, once beaten.
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
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  74. #6974
    Four left.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
    also,
    I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.
  75. #6975
    $300

    This is awesome
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